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Monday, December 26, 2016

The STAR..

Are you kidding me?LMAO




I caught a pastor drinking Star🍺 in a bar and I shouted: "Man of God, you are supposed to be drinking Malt, Fanta or Coke and not Star!"

He replied: "Where were Malt, Fanta and Coke when Star was leading the 3 wise men to see JESUS?? "

I HAVE FAINTED ... 😳😳


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84 comments:

  1. Pipi Lee26 December 2016 at 19:28

    Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

    Nice advert!

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  2. Funmi O.26 December 2016 at 19:29

    Hmmmmm. Shine shine bobo.

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  3. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)26 December 2016 at 19:32

    Lol

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  4. Yori Yori Princess26 December 2016 at 19:33

    Hahahaha pasitor oooo

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  5. audrey26 December 2016 at 19:33

    Lwkmd

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  6. MUVA26 December 2016 at 19:33

    Hahahahahaha

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  7. Unknown26 December 2016 at 19:34

    Pls don't tell me this is meant to be funny

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  8. Amanda favour26 December 2016 at 19:35

    LMAO 😁

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  9. SARA26 December 2016 at 19:36

    Hahaha. Azonto Pastor 😀😀😀

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  10. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke26 December 2016 at 19:36

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  11. Unknown26 December 2016 at 19:38

    Like seriously,Lol. Malt,Coke nd Fanta were dulling while Star was shinning.

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  12. St.FranKooL....26 December 2016 at 19:39

    Pls leave the man of God to drink his Star in peace......how do you expect him to see visions?

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    1. Anonymous27 December 2016 at 04:38

      You don't have sense.

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    2. Olaide Davies.27 December 2016 at 09:43

      Lol. First time you're not quoting and you made me laugh.

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  13. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 19:46

    Drink but don't get drunk!

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  14. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 19:47

    Free Advert for STAR

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  15. Unknown26 December 2016 at 19:48

    Ridiculous shitttttttt

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  16. Elastic26 December 2016 at 19:51

    All ye Beeves...Please don't always take things in their literal sense, like When Dr says take off your clothes.
    When dentist says open wide.
    When milkman says you want it in the front or in the back.
    When interior decorator says once it is in you'll luv it.
    When banker says if you take it out soon you'll lose the interest.
    When the clock guy says would you like it on the table or against the wall?


    #DontQuoteMe

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  17. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 19:52

    President Obama said tonite that he is confident he could have won a third term had he contested. I say well done Sir, black man with our overstay mentality.

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  18. Weed Chic26 December 2016 at 19:53

    😁😁😁

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  19. Chidinma Grace26 December 2016 at 19:55

    Hahahaaha! End time pastor!

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  20. Most precious stone26 December 2016 at 19:58

    this one is something else

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  21. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)26 December 2016 at 19:59

    Old but funny

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  22. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)26 December 2016 at 20:02

    Who else is feeling "Mad over you" by Runtown??

    Mehn!! That music is soo lit.

    Happy christmas everyone!!

    @MARTINS ABOY

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  23. LEE7026 December 2016 at 20:02

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊Lol!

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  24. DON™26 December 2016 at 20:07

    That was a wise answer. Lol

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  25. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank26 December 2016 at 20:07

    Lol
    Abeg make una leave me joor

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  26. plumpy j26 December 2016 at 20:08

    Bruhaaaaaa.very funny.

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  27. Unknown26 December 2016 at 20:08

    Lolzz....

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  28. Odus26 December 2016 at 20:09

    Hahahhaha

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  29. Jael 26 December 2016 at 20:10

    I don't understand why pastors keep saying one should not drink alcohol,when apostle Paul even said a little alcohol is good for the stomach.I think moderation should be preached and not totally condemn it.

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  30. Mel26 December 2016 at 20:13

    😂😂😂😂😂

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  31. missylynn26 December 2016 at 20:14

    Hahahahahaha
    Nice one

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  32. Mbaliri Justus26 December 2016 at 20:14

    Funny

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  33. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 26 December 2016 at 20:14

    Way to go pastor!
    Lol..

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  34. deola26 December 2016 at 20:15

    Hehe.... As baba wan flex na** lol*

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  35. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 20:20

    Stella, I give up on these your captions :)

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  36. Suwa26 December 2016 at 20:24

    Lol

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  37. excited courtesy26 December 2016 at 20:29

    I fainted with you, you better stand up. Lolz

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  38. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 0705960532026 December 2016 at 20:31

    Lol,funny

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  39. Bussie_Empire26 December 2016 at 20:31

    Lol

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  40. Blossom26 December 2016 at 20:33

    Lmao

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  41. Blog Addict26 December 2016 at 20:33

    Boring *yawns*

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  42. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 20:35

    There is nothing wrong with a pastor drinking beer....Africans and their backwards mentality....Those Roman fathers who smokes cigarettes in Europe. ..why don't we judge them...or cos they are white it OK. .smh

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  43. Unknown26 December 2016 at 20:38

    This is very funny. Arhhhh,too funny abeg. Fake man of God.

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  44. Cynthia Iyede26 December 2016 at 20:41

    Lobatan! Hehehehhe

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  45. Phoebe26 December 2016 at 20:42

    lolz

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  46. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜26 December 2016 at 20:43

    Hahahahahaha.but it's true ooo😅😅😆😅😆😅

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  47. Beloved #CHIVIDO 202026 December 2016 at 20:45

    it is good to be in the presence of God Almighty




    I was blessed to be a giver

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  48. Amysweet26 December 2016 at 20:47

    Lmao

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  49. Unknown26 December 2016 at 20:54

    Nothing wrong in drinking alcohol as long as you know your limit. Don't drink and make a fool of your self and your family. It's a these over zealous oversabi people that makes drinking a sin.

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  50. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 21:02

    This is so funny 😀😀😀

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  51. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 21:07

    I see what you did with that frog picture... shame on that commenter that insinuated the link between naijagistlive and Stella was brought on by Stella's use of that "frog picture"! Tell me how the frog sipping tea and this picture "resembu" na.

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  52. Unknown26 December 2016 at 21:07

    I have fainted too ...

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  53. Sweet Nekky26 December 2016 at 21:20

    hahahaha

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  54. Omonigho26 December 2016 at 21:23

    Lol.....

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  55. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 21:36

    so he's tryna tell me that star is the way to Jesus...lmao

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  56. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 21:37

    so he's tryna tell me that star is the way to Jesus...lmao

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  57. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 21:40

    Issoka.very much correct

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  58. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 21:49

    Epic answer from the pastor!

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  59. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita26 December 2016 at 21:50

    Lol. Epic

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  60. Cinnamon Apple26 December 2016 at 22:00

    Hahaha😂😂😂

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  61. Uriel (Freshdew)26 December 2016 at 22:14

    Hmmmm 😀

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  62. Unknown26 December 2016 at 22:22

    Lolz,dis is old gist but still funny anytym anyday,btw I was going tru pulsetv on instagram dis morning n d anchor was asking peeps after d airtel feed 5k peeps shows if dey knw d story of jesus feeding 5k peeps?n one yoruba woman boldly said yes,he asked wat jesus used in feeding d 5k pple,n she said akara n wine,lmao,he asked again if she is sure dis is in d bible,she said of course,dat he used it during d marriage ceremony,i almost fainted 4rm over laughing,choi hubby n I laughed so hard eh I cud hardly breathe,dey r asking of d 5k pple jesus fed wile teaching,she is talking of marriage wit akara n wine,lmao

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  63. Unknown26 December 2016 at 22:26

    As in eh,this one killed me I swear.

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  64. Fierce of SDK blog 26 December 2016 at 22:44


    😂😂😂

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  65. Ewu love26 December 2016 at 22:59

    Ewu! First to comment!Odikwa too much. Aunty Stella this was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  66. Anonymous26 December 2016 at 23:12

    Cool Pastor

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  67. Vickie berries26 December 2016 at 23:19

    Straight face

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  68. peace maker26 December 2016 at 23:28

    Lol End time MOG

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  69. One trillion26 December 2016 at 23:56

    End time star

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  70. charitybino27 December 2016 at 07:27

    I don't like this joke.

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  71. Helen27 December 2016 at 09:38

    Thank you for spicing up my day. I can't stop laughing

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