Sup stella, baddest blogger ever liveth . I enjoy your blog a lot especially your amebo approach to news reportage. Even thou " I hardly comment" (the infamous line) unless on rare occasions when I want to attack the Queen and Boss, oh yeah ,that woman dey make me vex sometimes even if thou she is bae's favorite bv. Lol.
OK this is going to be long becux I don't know how to summarize . I nor dey class when my English dey teach summary . Lmao
Straight to my story , I met bae at a popular night club in Lagos . That night me and my guys were chilling late .Which is very unlike us, considering our very busy schedules. You know that one crazy girl in the club that makes all the guys go hay wire ,such was bae, or at least that night .
Her dance moves were the bomb and oh she was as sexy as hell(still is). Practically every guy was struggling for her attention .I didn't stand a chance so I just chilled. I can't shout .
After club that night,I met her outside ,I was fucking desperate to have her on my bed. In my mind ,I thought she was all these runs girls ,bcux of how she danced and flirted with virtually every guy in the club . but I was so wrong.
common number this girl refused to give me . I even went ahead to give her my card,telling her who my father is, yeah I was that foolish and childish at that time. Don't blame me ,congi na bastard . All my bragging even pissed her off the more, and I had her walking out on me with a very long hiss, she drove of in the company of her friends .
Fast forward to 2014, mind you I met her in 2012.
Fast forward to 2014, mind you I met her in 2012.
A pretty young girl walked into the interview room of one the biggest oil companies in Nigeria . Lo and behold it was bae . Looking a million times cuter than who I saw in the club. I was in the interview panel, which I wasn't suppose to be,but I was standing in for a colleague who was abroad on official assignment .
Upon seeing her ,I couldn't contain my self .The interviewer became the interviewee. I started to sweat in my Palm and other unmentionable areas,but she on the other side ,was very calm and collected. Almost like all members of the panel were total strangers to her . it was later that I got to know that she actually didn't recognise me .
Upon seeing her ,I couldn't contain my self .The interviewer became the interviewee. I started to sweat in my Palm and other unmentionable areas,but she on the other side ,was very calm and collected. Almost like all members of the panel were total strangers to her . it was later that I got to know that she actually didn't recognise me .
She was smart ,one of the smartest we had interviewed .she found a way to dodge every difficult question she didn't know .Talking much without actually answering them ,while maintaining her poise and smiling at intervals. We were all charmed . she didn't get the job thou ,I didnt have the power to influence it,and I didn't want to bring my Dad into it.
I 'sha ' took her number after that day's interview from her applicant's file of course .I wasn't going to face another bout of fruitless wooing . I called her that night ,and it took almost all the saliva in my mouth for her to realize it was me
We started talking from that night. Even thou she was giving me serious attitude .She said ,she didn't like guys like me who disrespected women and thought they could get any woman they so wished. she was obviously still judging me from the club's incidence But I never gave up and was too determined to get her .
I became everything I wasn't before . Ended my loveless relationship with my Gf but yet she still wouldn't date me . The "stupid guy"she was dating refused to mess up ,so I could have a chance at love . Seven months later their relationship hit the rock .My God is too faithful to fail.
I was the happiest man alive . we went on countless numbers of dates, saw movies and a whole lot of other stuff , apart from fu*king but yet she didn't agree to date me officially .
We finally started dating October 2015, dated for 2 months plus ,before I Popped the question .I couldn't wait any longer ,she was the only one I ever wanted .I didn't want to take any risk .We got married April this year. And she has been the best thing to have ever happened to me .
She is everything a man would want ,bad ass Cook, slut in bed, Pretty,ambitious and a respectful wife, and oh we are pregnant . Already have my "big push present" in mind . she would be reading this, so I ain't saying jack.
We finally started dating October 2015, dated for 2 months plus ,before I Popped the question .I couldn't wait any longer ,she was the only one I ever wanted .I didn't want to take any risk .We got married April this year. And she has been the best thing to have ever happened to me .
She is everything a man would want ,bad ass Cook, slut in bed, Pretty,ambitious and a respectful wife, and oh we are pregnant . Already have my "big push present" in mind . she would be reading this, so I ain't saying jack.
* winks ****
This thing called love is too sweet.
*Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha your writeup was refreshingly different and i almost cracked a rib when you said your God is too Faithful to fail...LMAO.
Congrats on the pregnancy,you be sharp shooter sha..lol
I for yab you small but since Bae would be reading,e no go pure make i fall your hand....
this is so funny
ReplyDeleteππππPraying for her Ex to mess up...nice one bro...Blessings on Blessings to u and ur wife..Mo Money...Cute Children...
DeleteSo funny 'my God is to faithful to fail' lol
DeleteMr n Mrs baddest.
Lil baddo on da way!
Rolling on the floor laughing
DeleteYou are one lucky man. I wish you and your bae the best
DeleteInteresting story.
DeleteWhy you no kuku tell us who your papa be na *side eye*
Faithful God! Lol, I love it.
DeleteAwwww so beautiful
ReplyDeleteIt feels good to hear from the men once in a while! You sound so in love with Bae and that makes me really happy for you guys
God guide you on the big push and congratulations in advance!
Congrats on your love story, tis very sweet. Congrats man, continue to love her jare.
DeleteMore write UPS from the men biko
All I see poster from start to finish is the resounding love you have for your babe. Your excitement is palpable. Lucky she, as you know you are.
DeleteCongrats. So you too dey abuse Queen. Oya queen your trap don catch bush meat oo
ReplyDeleteJeez, I just imagine you both at home. It sure would crazy and fun. Lovely story
ReplyDeleteBoo I love your narrative...
DeleteWow! So sweet to hear dis from a man!! Means dere r still gud guys out dere!?!
ReplyDeleteThis is interesting to read.Poster,you can like to brag sha.Congrats in advance on your baby.Wondering what the push present will be.
DeleteJust two months officially dating and you popped the question?Nawa,Jehova pick this call o.
Sweet story.
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home.
Oya tell us who your father is,hml to you both
DeleteSweet story.
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home.
U had dropped every other girl because of her, see u as u write only sweet things coz u know she'll be reading this.
ReplyDeleteIkwakwakwakwa.... Badt/sharp guy!;
DeleteNo mind am, you dropped indeed! You sound like a player! I don't trust all these club guys. Your language depicts it.
DeleteBeautiful story! Hope you no longer go clubbing so your dick does not get carried away by the best female dancer.
DeleteI bet they now go clubbing together. I love this couple already.
DeleteMadam, Oga wants to buy a car for u. I'm feeling it in my spirit.
ReplyDeleteDis man self, u can't use style to drop hint ni?
Wonderful story
I sense car too....
Deleteπππ @my God is too faithful to fail
ReplyDeleteThat line got me rolling on the floor..lol, i love this story
DeleteAwwww...super sweet.
ReplyDeleteI tell alot of girls that guys generally arnt ready to marry but if he meets a girl that ticks alot of his boxes then hes gonna want her. So all ye posting if you dont wanna marry by dec 31st 2016 dont add me up, that desperation is what makes u vulnerable. A sharp guy knows he only needs 2 say the magic word "marriage and you are slayed.
Chill anf go out, meet a cool due, have fun, judge his personality and sweep him off his senses.
Merry Chirstmas all
On point!!
DeleteBia atheist,e don tey wey I don dey beg you to marry me.This your shakara don too much sha o.Do quick o,before I change my mind.Don't worry,ama sweep you off your feet.Hehehehe.
DeleteI agree with you. Babes, take note!
DeleteWell said! π
DeleteWell said Tuscany
DeleteHoney your love story comes second after d UNICEF lady..beautiful write up,God bless yuh Wifey..other writer's should learn from you
ReplyDeleteLet me rate mine
DeleteThat of the woman who met her hubby on a plane on the way from her engagement and that of the UNICEF lady, made first position.
2nd position is that of the nanny who married her ward's father
3rd position is this meeting point, kind of refreshing.
God bless your marriage.
Let me rate mine
DeleteThat of the woman who met her hubby on a plane on the way from her engagement and that of the UNICEF lady, made first position.
2nd position is that of the nanny who married her ward's father
3rd position is this meeting point, kind of refreshing.
God bless your marriage.
Hahahahhaha poster u enta class of storytelling jor, I jst dey picture d whole scenerio,nice writeup, @ ur God is 2oi faithful 2 fail,lmao
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DeleteWow. Wow. Wow wow
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ReplyDeleteVery sweet and interesting story.
Love the way your wife humbled you with her action
Love your tenacity and persistence
Love the authenticity and genuineness of your love for her ( very obvious )
May God keep your home.
You spoke my mind.... May Almighty God bless their home.
DeleteOluwa be a boo provider.. I want to send in my love story !
ReplyDeleteWale Adenuga. Mr Superstory. Where the fish drowns or even die of thirst. Is ok. Is ok
ReplyDeletePs: I lowkey believe small
Correct guy. The story is so well written and humorous too.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to both of you on your pregnancy and safe delivery as well.
πππI just love this. Bae where are you nau? I can't wait to be head over heels in love with you and vice versa. Just find me already!
ReplyDeleteThis kongi sef, ur papa @ this ur old age, ok oo. sweet ending shaa, Congrats to u both.
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ReplyDeletethis is the best i have read so far. how i wish na me dis kain thing dey happpen to? i wish you guys the very best. enjoy your marriage. 2017 must favour me in Jesus name. AMEN. husby where are you ooooooooo. My God never fails
ReplyDeleteGuy,u sabi gist joor..And dis come make ur meeting point sooo sweet. I really enjoyed reading it.
ReplyDeleteWishing u both safe delivery.. And waiting for d lrd.lol
The "My God is too faithful to fail" part is so funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen a guy works hard to get a woman the relationship is always sweet cos dates go plenty.
Interesting story.
This is an interesting meeting point story. God is indeed faithful..... Thanks for making me laugh out loud...
ReplyDeletehoenirahnu....
ReplyDeletenice story tho
I just love it when men write it. There's always a spark. Good story dear.
ReplyDeleteGod is INDEED TOO FAITHFUL to fail. Best Father and Friend ever liveth! 2017 my best year ever!
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI like
HAHAHAHHAHHAH OMG THIS IS MY SECOND BEST AFTER THE UNICEF STORY. MEN SHOULD TELL US THERE MEETING POINT MORE OFTEN OO LMAOOO @ MY GOD IS TOO FAITHFUL TO FAIL. THIS STORY IS QUITE EDUCATING A LOT OF GUYS THIS DAYS BE MISINTERPRETING GIRLS THEY MET AT CLUB AS CALL GIRLS. AM EXTREMELY HAPPY FOR YOU @POSTER WE ARE WAITING FOR WIFEYS OMUGWO CHRONICLES OO. EH @ANGEL VICKY THANKS HUN MY GATE MAN PICKED UP MY RICE FOR ME AM HAPPY O BVS TANK HER FOR ME @ STELLZ THANK U VERY MUCH DARLING.
ReplyDeleteNow this was worth a read!
ReplyDeleteQuite engaging and comical.
Congrats,Man,you got a good one; don't mess it up.
#Flygirl
Your narrative is 10 over 10...
ReplyDeleteBless up poster!!!!
@Tuscany, you are very correct. i tell you. na so i jam one yeye guy, as he see say na marriage i want, he just dey rush me for sex. i give am space i no fit shout.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this story..
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home.
POSTER,i like ur write up,very entertaining ,and u sound like a very happy fellow.most men recognize their wife the minute they see her,and dey dont waste time making her theirs.unlike some that will turn you to permanent girl friend.
ReplyDeleteI tap into this precious miracle. @poster,God will grant your bae safest delivery, Amen
ReplyDeleteAwwwhhh.
ReplyDeleteI love the 'we are pregnant' part
Lol I can feel the lovey dovey,may God keep blessing your home.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Congrats!!
ReplyDeleteWow wow wow. Oga abeeeg seeend us ur wedding nite brouhaha.. I can just imagine! chai seee love oo.
ReplyDeleteYes ooh. I like to read that as well. I love stories like this
DeleteThis is one of the best 'Meeting Point' stories i have read. My relationship ended some weeks ago, after I'd thought I was going to be walking down the aisle a year from now and possibly send my own MP story. This has brightened me up a little, and I am keying into this, with a knowing that my man is on his way, and soon enough, i'd send in mine.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing Poster, you have made me believe in love all over again!
You will be fine dear, chin up!!
DeleteThis is one of the best 'Meeting Point' stories i have read. My relationship ended some weeks ago, after I'd thought I was going to be walking down the aisle a year from now and possibly send my own MP story. This has brightened me up however, and I am keying into this, with a knowing that my man is on his way, and soon enough, i'd send in mine.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing Poster, you have made me believe in love all over again!
Awwww poster u just made me wish I was ur bae #side eyes# I pray d love u guys have for urselfs continue to blossom and congrat in advance for ur delivery hoping to read LRD.
ReplyDeleteGood to hear interesting meeting point God bless your Union
ReplyDeleteWow Beautiful story. We find love in strangest places.
ReplyDeleteNice story plus d writter has a good sense of humour. May God continue to bless ur home and I wish u safe delivery
ReplyDelete@Tee_y
**Smiles** Lovely Story Oga. I'm sure your wife will be grinning from ear to ear right now.
ReplyDeleteMen like challenges, and when a beautiful woman rejects them, it tickles their fancy and makes them more interested.
Food For Thought for the singles out there.
Nice one... Funny guy. May your love for keep waxing stronger by the day
ReplyDeleteSweet story, I love it.
ReplyDeleteSee me laughing out loud in the salon where am making my hair. Truely God is too faithful to fail. Love the meeting point, do you mind sending the wnb for us?
ReplyDeleteBetter story. wishing your wife a safe delivery.
ReplyDeleteThis story and Unicef's story is the ish.. God bless ur home
ReplyDeleteI'm saving this write up for my daughters. Your bae knows her onions.
ReplyDeleteYou are a good man. Seriously though how many men say "we are pregnant"? Biko stay like this forever and your wife will make life extra sweet for you. May God bless your home real good.
ReplyDeleteI like!
ReplyDeletePoster you are a badt guy o...hope you guys still clubs
ReplyDeleteVery interesting. This is my second best. Still can't get over the UNICEF lady story. Na everyday daydream and fantasyland I Dey since I read that story
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly what i'm going through right now. BUT, bae's current bf has still refused to fcuk up.. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd me, i can't go and sabotage their r/s with money...
Then "bae" isn't your "bae". Locate another
DeleteWoah this is so interesting. Nice write up.
ReplyDeleteBahd!bahdder!!bahddest!!! I love stories like this.
ReplyDeleteI thoroughly enjoyed reading this story! God bless your home!
ReplyDeleteWhy do guys seem so complicated. You reject them they want you. Then you respond and accept them and they take you for granted. Then the church dudes wanna bully you into accepting them because they feel like God loves them more than other normal guys. They make you feel like you are carnal and you don't know what is good for you when they see you are tripping for a fresh dude. God help Me this 2017, I've learned my lesson this year. Hope to do better.Pls don't compromise in love . There are many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one o them. If your heart doesnt have the potential to beat or skip for someone then you have no business getting involved romantically. Forgive my rant...CHEERS MR POSTER. I CAN READ THE GIDDY HAPPINESS IN YOUR WORDS... ALL THE BEST.
ReplyDeleteSweet story,I'll love to see more men send in their meeting point,congratulations poster and I pray your love for bae keep growing and we are hoping to read 'your' Lrd soon.
ReplyDeleteCongrats man, you must be performer lol
ReplyDeleteHope after the love shack you finish, you won't go back to sleeping around with sexy girls in the club
ReplyDeletelol!'slut in bed,bad ass cook'.many happy years to u guys
ReplyDeleteBaddest, nicest, funniest. Made sense
ReplyDeleteSuch a lovely story may your love be forever
ReplyDeleteMay u guys always be happy 2geda....very interesting love story.
ReplyDeleteFalling in love with ur meeting point, May ur forever stands n never Shift till eternity..
ReplyDeleteGood a.m pls can someone hlp me with d steps on how to get a blog ID...thanks in advance.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, reading this story was jst like watching a movie. Lol@ "the interviewer became the interviewee"
ReplyDeletePlease can someone give me the link to the UNICEF story, I missed that.
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