Guess who meandered into the service year boulevard!
It was 2011 and I got my call up letter, lo and behold a different state stared at me (I was hoping for Calabar or the East you know na *winks*)
my classmates and friends laughed hysterically saying that was my punishment for being a back bencher and the noisiest in class, I Couldnt utter a word , all I could think of and say was where's 'TARABA' and how do I get there? Is there a road to the state? I was shattered!
All said and done I managed to find out where they entered transport to TARABA!
All said and done I managed to find out where they entered transport to TARABA!
(Yes I went by road) then I heard the bombshell, it was a 17 frigging hours, oh well I went and I could only go through that journey thinking of my life from when I was five till then..
Finally got to camp at 1am, camp was in Wukari and i didn't get my floor space till the next day, time for parade I wear my tee and shorts, mehn I felt like a sack of rice! I was the biggest in camp! Chai!
It went well, but the terrible Sun and Sandstorm didnt helping matters, then my Johnny starts to think for me, I needed a Lady! Lol, but all I was seeing were gagools( make una no vex o lol).
It went well, but the terrible Sun and Sandstorm didnt helping matters, then my Johnny starts to think for me, I needed a Lady! Lol, but all I was seeing were gagools( make una no vex o lol).
I was like mehn Kelvinator you gotta give it up, then two days later I notice this girl, quite cute, with all them lashes and all, I was like not bad but not my kinda girl, then we repositioned and she was in front of me and the Platoon leader says pre pre shun! And what do I see? Otele bouncing! Jah be praised!
We kicked off things, I was the most popular in camp because I later became the RSM and she was the sexiest!
We kicked off things, I was the most popular in camp because I later became the RSM and she was the sexiest!
We got posted, she went to Jalingo and I to Kurmi butvfor where, I ran back to her cuz I Couldnt get enough of her! (Which I later regretted) becos things just turned sour!
At one point she wanted to turn pastor leaving me hanging, mehn I lost it o! I for just kukuma stay Kurmi find one village geh to be helping me Lol!
We didn't end up together tho' the only prize I got from that State was Cornea Ulcer! And Bee Stings
If not for my Aunt I would have been blind...
We didn't end up together tho' the only prize I got from that State was Cornea Ulcer! And Bee Stings
All in all I kinda miss the state now come to think of it, because of the serenity and landscaping and oh I met my cousins there (wonder how people can live that far) thanks Stellz, I remain....
*You remain that Kevin Stellz cousin!...LOL.. At all at all na em bad,you try!
what does RSM mean?
Kelvin??
ReplyDeleteLol. U too like bress
Good for you, so she no convince you to leave otele and breast
DeleteKelvin see as the love for pwesing bwest give you something else.
DeleteI love your write up,brief.
Warrisdis bikonu?
ReplyDeleteok ooo. hope you don get job?
ReplyDeleteLol...kelvin the minister of otele and breast affairs, ride on.
ReplyDeleteyou try my brother, at all at all na e be witchcraft...lol
ReplyDeleteThe end point is you were chasing after a particular lady and forgot all camp activities???
ReplyDeleteNo lesson from your write up
Regimental Sergeant Major! (RSM) controls the Call up Party in the Parade
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Kelvin too like asahwo tins. abeg do go marry joor before your trojan horse go dey bounce left right and centre.
ReplyDeleteLmfao
DeleteNo be @Kelvin wen deyy pwest bwest be this?
ReplyDeleteLol
Wonders shall never end.
How many bwest you pwest for parade ground? Or Mami market?
@Galore
Kelvin and Otele.
ReplyDeleteREPENTTTTTTTTTTTT
Kelvin no be today you don dey pwest bwest... Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou have to use God's name in vain?
ReplyDeletekelvin kelvin so how many did u pwess
ReplyDeleteNice experience Gee...bag of rice...hehehe you aint serious brah..
ReplyDeleteLol. Kelvin. Hope you press the brass wella
ReplyDeleteI don't no y I burst out laughing hearing d word gagool!
ReplyDeleteWhat's d male version of 'gagool'?
ReplyDeleteSee Let me just warn you.
ReplyDeleteWe are friends and I give you all the respect you deserve like wise you do to me. But there're certain things that I won't tolerate from you and this should serve as a last warning to you before it gets out of hand. How can you go around telling everybody that I said that "Today is December 1st!!!!" Hahaha, were you scared------go on, make others panic. Let me be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas in advance!
Regimental sergeant major(rsm)... boring story tho
ReplyDeleteLol u for blind oooo😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteRSM - Regimental sergeant major.
ReplyDeleteThe next person in charge after the commandant(captain), he reports directly to the commandant. He can hand over his position to a corper tho informally, guess it's the corper who will command the parade...not really sure sha.
Kevin I don't know if it's just me but you always sound so childish when I read your comments and this didn't help too. Are you really like this or you sound like this on purpose for this blog?
ReplyDeleteNow tell me how I should care or give a flying rats ass bout ur opinion? See me see wahala o I toast u? Ikwakwakwakwakwa
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
I skip his comments most times. Bores me!.
DeleteSame. Im always confused whenever i start his comments and i end up either skipping them entirely or getting very irritated by his narratives. I really hope this is just a blog persona. Yes joking around is good but sometimes his comments gives off this strong imbecilic vibe
DeleteEven as a blog persona it's debasing!
DeleteKevin is so razz
ReplyDeleteThere's something about you Kelvin. Hmmmmm..
ReplyDeleteBecause of woman you miss your way. No be today your own start.
RSM ke? Okay oh
ReplyDeleteLol, Kelvin Kelvin. Mr otele and bwest. I enjoyed ur SYB.
ReplyDeleteIt can only be kelvin,always looking for otele
ReplyDeleteMakes me remember the look I had on my face, when my friend called me nd said na Taraba dem post you o.I screamed nd started crying and my sister just asked who died...Travelling there was like 22 hours cos we slept over at kastinaala.In all was fun sha especially with my roomies....Made good friends,I redeployed sharperly....Shout out to 2015/2016 batch B stream 1 Taraba corpers..
ReplyDeleteit's regimental Sergent major
ReplyDeleteI'm a member of a paramilitary organisation in school so I should know
Who was arguing with you before?
DeleteSharap!
Deletewho ask you?
DeleteRegional or Retail Sales Manager I think. Kelvin please come and explain yourself.
ReplyDeleteKelvin kelvin the breast presser
ReplyDeleteWaheva
ReplyDeleteKelvin u are breast r 5&6
ReplyDelete