Labour Room Drama 138

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Hi Stella,
Am an ardent reader of your blog and i can categorically say it's one in a million. Lol
My story......

I got pregnant 3 months after getting married and my pregnancy was stress free just that I was always horny and chasing hubby around the house for sex...was always funny,he enjoyed it though. 

So I just a job with a multinational when I was 35weeks pregnant and very heavy o, and I was to go for a long residential training and I was worried that I might put to bed during the training. Luckily for me, my water broke the day I was packing for the training and I was happy that I won't put to bed during the training,as a first timer I didn't know what to do, so the water was just dripping and I didn't know I was to wear sanitary pad.

 I sha called hubby o as he was not too far away from the house, we then hooked up and headed to the hospital. (Did I mention that we had s3x again a night before and I even woke up in the morning to cook moin moin, lol).

When we got to the hospital, I was given a bed and I told the nurse I was still dripping o and she shouted why didn't I wear sanitary pad to prevent infecting the child, I told her I didn't know o, that was abuse part 1. 

So they told me to go and rest, I asked them if I was close to labor, they said I will soon know after they give me this small injection, hmmm.

Thats how they gave me o and the contractions started after about an hour. I didn't sleep through out the night, was shouting and crying. Then choi, different nurses and doctors were dipping hand inside me o that I wasn't dilating despite the contractions. They transferred me to another ward and gave me Oxytocin, God that thing is painful and deadly,was shouting all through and hugging the burglary beside my bed which was my pillar and support.

 The contractions continued for 15 hours,hmmm,. Ehen, before they gave me oxytocin, I went to eat bread,egg and lucozade boost in hiding and the nurses caught me and started shouting that I must not poo during labor o, abuse part 2.

Throughout the contractions I was chatting on my phone o, hubby was just laughing that I was not serious, so they later came in and told hubby to go and buy a particular drug that I needed which wasn't available in the hospital, Nigerian hospitals right?, so he went and when he got to the pharmacy,he was informed that they needed to see my license as a pharmacist so they could give us a discount cos the drug was expensive, that's how he called me while I was in labor and I had to be chatting with the pharmacist and snapping and sending my license. Suddenly I felt the urge to poo and I was shouting that I want to poo o, the nurses started making jest of me that shebi they warned me, so that's how I pooed on the bed o and they were cleaning it, with the last push of poo, the nurse just shouted that my baby was coming out that I had to push harder, after about 3 pushes and a tear, I delivered my handsome cute son, it was the best feeling in the world, then I pinged hubby immediately that I had put to bed, he was so happy and rushed down to the hospital. 

My cutie is one year old now.i thank God.
Sorry for the long post oooooo.

LOL...so it is because of poo they refuse last minute eating?I thought it was becos of throwing up sef...lol.

So your hubby obviously didnt buy the drug again right?Congrats