Beautiful story!
so to my gist .....
From the day one of my pregnancy has been sweet war. My 14 week old pregnancy I was seen a lot of blood for two week,i have high blood pressure,body temperature, swording legs, was too fat I was weighing 127 I pass scale,my pregnant was long.
I was too eager to see my baby becos the pain was too much on me I could not go to work or drive,am always indoor work around doing work dat dey did not send me,but I can drink water for heaven.So fast forward to my EED 9th of July on d 5th of July I was watch movie my husband went to buy fuel 25litres and drop d fuel outside from d parlour I was look at d keg of fuel I just stood up and went strange to d fuel and lift it up.
Immediately my water just broke I call my hubby and told him. I went to dresses up and park food my bag was already in d hospital.as soon as I reach there I was check and I was told am just 2cm dilute that I need to wait bcoz of my BP is very high. So I started eating gisting with the new mom. My husband was so worried and was like are u not feeling pain I was like no he went inside the car and go and be praying next I slept wake again and eat.
So the doctor was like bcoz of my BP they can not induced me. So I was be monitored.day 2 was Muslim festival so my mother was calling us,i was not picking up either my husband too she was so bothered bcoz she was expecting me to come and eat ram. By 2pm a lady just work into d hospital and was like she in labour fully makeup.by d time nurse check her they shout she 8cm,they took her into delivery room like 15min she was already delivery. That is wen d wahala start I was 6cm gone. Next thing I started crying that God has forgotten me that have been here since yesterday.
Nurses and doctors were begging me to stop bcoz of my BP. No I was shouting dat was wen my BP enter 180'90 and my temperature 39 they set up emergency CS my husband was crying like a baby call my mom to come down and my uncle.i was taking to d theatre BTW 15min I was out with my baby but my baby temperature was very high but she was well taking care. As soon. I deliver 21day later I lost 33pounds of fat, I wear 14now from size 22.my baby is 5month plus.God has been so faithful.
WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
2cm dilute? ChaiiiiiiiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Anyways thanks for sharing ur story, God bless ur home.
ReplyDeleteThis LRD is funny and disjointed, lmao
DeleteStunning leave this poster, she has already apologised before hand. Poster I just love you. Please take things easy, we don't want your BP shooting up again now, do we? God bless you and your family.
DeleteThis one isn't typo. This is gbagaun of the highest order. Madam, abeg go night school or next time send your story in pidgin.
DeleteCongratulations but why give me a terrible headache this lovely evening, haba?
DeleteNot even sure I have paracetamol left at home and I can't use Ibuprofen.
When they won't listen in class. How can a mature person write this way
DeleteStella you for just pity us edit naah shuooo
DeleteHope your legs are no longer sworden?
Delete127kg....pregnancy got real....congrats and God bless u and ur family...
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that people get scared wen cs is the next step of action...If the woman gon die...shes gon die regardless...
Twas a good story but ur words didn't flow well.
ReplyDeleteNoCorrectDiction!
Gbagaun at its peak ,chai!
DeletePoster na wah oo....this ur own pass typo oo. Please don't do that next time
ReplyDeleteThank God for your safe delivery ooo. Not many women have it like that
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Labour room drama
ReplyDeleteI just got tired reading this. Na waooo, I dongerit. No be by force na shuoo.
ReplyDeleteStella,what kind of write up is this?? It is important we learn to give our female children "pens" and not "penis".. The owner of the story didn't do a good job..I could barely read the crap above..( Madam Labour room ,your ruined my Sunday with you back and front English)
ReplyDeleteSeconded.
DeleteCorrect yourself too madam or oga Solomon. #pissed#
DeleteAhan Stella, why you no proof read now. Your English is terrible ma'am, pls try to improve.
ReplyDeleteLobatan! Even my temperature sef reach 39degree for this your article. See me see headache
ReplyDeleteI don laff so Tey I wake my baby..your comment is so funny abeg..As for poster,madam na wa oh for this your English.
DeleteCongratulations poster. Your spellings are correct,therefore your disjointed write up is a deliberate act. Fun though. Well done
ReplyDeleteNot correct you meant???
DeleteNa correct wow
ReplyDeleteStella Stella🙌
Nna eh. I am not understanding.
ReplyDelete'You dresses up by urself in laboured?' Wonderment!!
Villager and villager's wife, you may have a relative in the city after all.
DeleteHaaahaaahaaahaaa @ anonymous 17:05, Oya kee me already!!
DeleteCongratulations Congratulations Congratulations! Not an easy something ooo! God bless your home and kisses to baby.
Eeeyaaa
ReplyDeleteSweet war indeed
Hahahahahaha what did i just read? Congrats poster
ReplyDeleteVery nice story,tnk God everything went well.But ur english na die
ReplyDeleteI'm 12weeks pregnant and just found out through scan that I'm having twins.
ReplyDeleteWe are so excited esp hubby but I'm scared o.
PleAse is it possible to give birth to twins vaginally or thru cs ?
Which is the best option ?
Any advise or tips ?
Pls opt for elective cs, especially if you are a first time mum.
DeleteSafe delivery dear.
I gave birth to my own twins vaginally, but they are my second born
DeleteGive birth to your twin vaginally biko. U can do it. Don't be scared
DeleteDon't be scared. You can only opt for c.s if you have any ynderlying pregnancy complications or your doc advised it towards the end of the pregnancy.my sis gave birth to her twins vaginaly anbit was her first
DeleteWeldon o, you sabi shoot gun mehnnnn. Congrats to you, regards to your Angel
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa! You don crase finish!
DeleteLol. Na real wooowwww. See the bombs and gunshots in the story.
ReplyDelete@ Poster,Ur English is very awful........... Which school did u graduate from sef????
ReplyDeleteStella you for edit this LRD...Poster don't you have a dictionary or good phone to search for medical terms?
ReplyDeleteYou for kukuma write for pidgin,Yoruba,Hausa or Igbo
Na WA o,thank God for you and baby.
Stella this one should just win the 1500 recharge card already! I laughed so hard.
Deleteif not dat u indicated that we shdnt mind ur typo, I for know wetin I go write
ReplyDeletehaba!
kilode
Abeg Stella start accepting it in any language b4 our head go comot.
What a wawu😂 lol. The grammar made it more interesting... I need to open a blog id ooo been a silent bv for 3yrs now
ReplyDeleteStella y the wow...Heheheheeh couldn't understand wat she wrote..
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaaha @ 2cm dilute. gbagaun plenty sha.
ReplyDeletePoster 2cm dilute?i greet ur courage cos sending dis kinda writeup shows u r very courageous, kudos 2u as u continue 2gbagaun 2cause ur hubby serz headache...lolz
DeleteSweetie,your english na wah! It gave me a migraine reading it.
ReplyDeleteLol too many 'gbagauns'.
ReplyDeleteCongrats poster
My head was banging the entire time I read through.
ReplyDeleteChai
ReplyDeleteWow! Thank God
ReplyDeleteIt seems that CS is simple as ABC
This is Egedege....are we wrestling,dear poster,idi very wickeding...why this punishmenting.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha this is headache, thank God for safe delivery
ReplyDeleteShandy pls check your mail.I have replyd the mail u sent to me since last month.Sorry it came late.
DeleteBeautiful and headache-inducing story.
ReplyDeleteStella you should have edited it na.
God bless and keep your baby poster.
Sandy check you mail.I replyd your mail u sent to me last month.
DeleteHahahahahahaha, my tummy!!😂😂😂😂😱😱
ReplyDeleteCongratulations poster, Thank God for you..
ReplyDeleteMemo to those lamenting over posters English, what's the ish about?? She already said y'al should EXCUSE her English, so why the plenty talks???
@ them a I agree with u. Even though it took us time to read a sentence but we were able to get the pic of the story. And we should bless God she is alive and not mocking her for her writeup
Delete#Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like*
ReplyDeleteAnd who are those you are talking about snitch? Go get a life, it's almost the end of the year, don't take this depressing habit into a new year.
DeleteMtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Anon 17:38 You are the idiot.
DeleteIts obvious you are a newbie.
Leave our Frankool for us and take your haterade somewia.
Idiot.
This english is just like comic relief mahhhnnn!!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations poster. Pls take out time so you can learn English language, you need it for situations like this
ReplyDeleteBuahhahahhahaha!
ReplyDeleteI want to believe your English isn't this bad.
Wow! Your pregnancy journey I'm so confused. How did u get so fat nd lose everything miraculously so quickly? Hmmm. 22 to size 14.
ReplyDeleteMust u guys make her feel bad? Humans are hateful, congrats to poster I stand with you
ReplyDeleteHypocrite
DeletePoster"u stood up n went strange to d keg of fuel" lmao congrats nwy but ur grammar dey break bottle sha
ReplyDeletePrisco ode, see what u spell. He set all of u body. Eeeeesssshhh
DeleteLmao. I didn't bother to read the whole write-up because bad English can reduce one's IQ. Imagine the kind of English poster would teach the innocent baby. Illiteracy is not good o.
ReplyDeleteI think poster made this up. Congrats on your safe delivery. Thank God.
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