Na wah!...Women dey try oh!
Ehn let me start, I took in 2months after my wedding, my sis it was not funny at all, could not eat, drink for the first trimester but was fine after that, my tummy was so big and round for a first pregnancy, everyone around thought I was carrying twins.
Fast forward to 42weeks, I was so tired, I just wanted to give birth, DH would look at me at times and say I'm sorry I did this to you (lol).
I went for antenatal and the matron said I was overdue that I should go home and come back for induction, I got home, took care of one or two things, prepared dinner, after Dinner, DH could not wait, he just asked me to get ready and let's go, immediately I entered the car, I just felt something slip out of my pantie and I told DH. I had to get down and go back inside the house to check and behold it was the "show" .
when we got to the clinic, the doctor checked me and said I was 2cm gone, that by morning I will deliver, my sister na so I dey till morning o, different hands done enter, then DH was asked to go get me hot pap, after that pap, my Life never remained the same, I was screaming at the top of my voice, shouting, running up and down naked, calling on God, all the bible verses I knew finish that day, then I started crying.
DH kept saying am sorry, each time he says that I will just give him a wicked look then he will hold his lips. Lol.
Around 2.pm the senior matron came and checked me and she said I should not be allowed to get down from the delivery bed, na there wahala start, I will roll as if I want to fall of the bed, my hubby will shout, don't fall down o, yes he insisted he will be in the Labour room with me till I deliver, then the hour came, while the matron was getting ready na so DH go meet her and asked for gloves too, see as the nurses begin laugh, she broke the water and asked me to push..
DH was in front too and was encouraging me, na I push o, baby head go show but could not come out, the matron tried to check and she found out I had pelvic bone that was why my baby could not come out according to them, na so DH swing to him warri style o, begin dey shout o, get the doctor, if it's cs let him come and do it now. The matron managed to calm him down, that she will try something and if it doesn't work then they will do cs. She asked my hubby to pin my hands down, asked one of the nurses to climb over the bed, that once she ask me to push, the nurse should press my tummy and the other should stand in front.
when I heard all her instructions, I started shaking, na so this woman hold one of my legs, put her hand inside with force, I felt a very sharp pain, I screamed , she too screamed pushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, na so I use my whole strenght with the help of God pushhhhhhhhhhh, lol and behold my little angel popped out looking like DH
You won't believe what came out of my mouth when she was brought to me, why did you look like your daddy? After all my suffering you came out looking like your daddy. She is 8 years old and has two younger sisters. Even though DH always promise after each Delivery that he won't allow me go thru the pains again lol. I hope I did not bore you Stella.
Thanks. I will send in my meeting point soon.
*This gave me the shivers....
Waoh,for a long time now,fear no gree me read this LRD post,cos I found out that each time I do, I go back to childbearing trauma.
ReplyDeleteGeeeez congrats
DeleteI thought it was only me that felt that way. Labour room for me was hell. #shivers, we ( women ) are five much.
DeleteOh lawd! We women are stronger than they give us credit for! Bless your home dear
ReplyDeleteLol @came out looking like her daddy. Before nko? Who she go resemble na
Stella, I have sent mine close to a week ago... read where u said the folder was empty
DeleteMy God.I was just imagining everything as I read.*shudders* im happy for you
ReplyDeleteYour own is scary. But I thank God for you.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
* I am sorry I did this to you* lol very funny. I better start rehearsing now because I want twins.
ReplyDeleteHaaahaaahaaahaaa! That line got me lol oo!
DeleteChai! I pray that God bless all home with children oooo!
You are very funny lady, was smiling all through. Congratulations and thank for His Grace.
Motherhood ROCKS.
Chai
ReplyDeleteSee my teary eyes
Congrats oooo
My eyes are wet too
DeleteWow...God bless all the women(mothers and spinsters) on earth....una dey try...
ReplyDeleteAmazing!!!!!! I pictured everything in my head, you over try poster.....
ReplyDeleteWoooow mothers are really trying
ReplyDeleteI raise Beyonce hand for poster
ReplyDeleteWhen I was doing my pre degree. ..They taught us about the pelvic thing
ReplyDeleteWow! Sounds very painful. You try o. God bless all mothers.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations.
ReplyDeleteTears rolled down my face, God i too want to experience my triplet movement inside my womb, i want to give birth to them come 2017 supernaturally, God help me!!!
ReplyDeleteWomen.....we are strong
ReplyDeleteGave me the shivers too... Got me teary...God is great.
ReplyDeletethank God for the Matron, we was really experienced. is this pelvic bone X-ray thing very important? am trying to see if i can skip it oo... Biko times are hard lol
ReplyDelete*she was
DeleteMadam please when pregnant don't do an xray..you are exposing your baby to radiation.your doctor can do a pelvis assessment for you simply via vaginal examination..
DeleteCongratulations
ReplyDeletelol. that your DH sef
ReplyDeleteI fear o
ReplyDeleteWhen will I be able to send mine?
ReplyDeleteChai, labour pains no be here o.
hmmmm... Maybe I should stop reading LRD oh.. some dey fear me o.
ReplyDeleteAnyway I trust God...His did it for me twice, nd I kwn his not gonna forsake me this time..
He wil surely see me through. ..safe delivery to me nd all the pregnant women here...
Ameen! We will bring forth swiftly IJN!
DeleteHmmmm,this labour room drama is getting scary and it will soon be my turn
ReplyDeleteOh Allah take control.....
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ReplyDeleteOh God! I was so scared
ReplyDeleteNow this is scaring...π°π°π°π³π³π³
ReplyDeleteI refused to be afraid of childbirth because it is something I MUST do.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations.
After 3, I think he will keep his promise this time around.
ReplyDeleteThank God.
ReplyDeleteBy the way are you by any chance Mrs. Bode Lawson?
ReplyDeleteI met the guy some years back and he was too shaken by the labour experience he swore they will never have another child after that.
Ever since i found out am pregnant, am always scared to read delivery story. Before now it was fun but am it's scared the living day out of me. I believe the tinz wey i no knw no go kill mi.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, jus got scared cos of this Labour room experience. I wonder how mine will be ooo
ReplyDeleteWhy r u looking like ur daddy? Kikikikiki.
ReplyDeleteMadam, u r not serious
Thank God for your life.all Glory to God.
ReplyDeleteDear Lord please pick up my call I too want to share my experience too
ReplyDeleteDear Lord please pick up my call
ReplyDeleteI want to share my experience too