Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Hilarious MMM Crash Memes
This is trending and i thought you should see it...I am not pointing fingers,disagreeing or endorsing..Please Note....It is just for Laughs...
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Omg😁😁😁😁😁
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteHhhhnnnmmmm i hope its temporary like they said.
DeleteOmg my belle ooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteSmall freeze n ur body is shaking killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't, I can't....see epic facial expression
Deletehahahahaha when the person that convinces everyone in the office to join mmm comes to work hahahaha na kill i go kill that person. He no go drink water for the office.
ReplyDeleteJust remembered when stock market crashed... chai... I thank God i did not borrow money to buy stocks
Really?
Deletewill not say anything until January 14th
ReplyDeleteLmao...hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh but it's still not funny rara
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAtheist, Fan Emmanuel and those who have their money stuck, your money would be back with a lot of interest
Amen my sister.
DeleteGod have mercy
The hollandia milk that started tasting like alomo killed me 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI tell you, so funny
DeleteMMM crash. Oh no they are coming back in January for the final showdown. Every body will scamper to collect their money. Then it will finally crash. God save us.
ReplyDeleteThat is what i'm suspecting and to think I want to invest by January.
DeleteThat part after January and mmm doesn't reopen got me RoFl
ReplyDeleteI feel for my sisters and my brother in-law. mine is just 30+ Have been thinking about it since morning
ReplyDeleteMy family and I have thinking since money... Ooh, morning see what mom is causing.. 1.1 million naira
DeleteMy family and I have thinking since money... Ooh, morning see what mom is causing.. 1.1 million naira
DeleteKpele
DeleteMMM voltrons will not find this funny.
ReplyDeleteMMM will come back. I feel the money in the system was not sufficient to withstand this festive rush and many people wanted to cash out and quit for good.
But that cannot be the case now.
MMM is real they said...invest with your spare cash they said...
Hope people don't commit suicide.
Commit suicide bawo?,when we are not @Teebliz.
DeleteBy January 14...You all gonna cash your money
Let's be calm.
@Galore
No one can sue them and win cos they clearly put up the disclaimer on their site.
DeleteI knew it,mmm was real gambling.
ReplyDeleteIf MMM crashes,no one will be able to log in or even view the site. Nigerians take a chill pill biko. What this freeze means is that,no one will be able to GH just after two weeks....it has to be one month. So if you're due for payment (30 days),you'll still get paid. Where in the site did you see no payment till January 14th.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
DeleteAll I plead for is God's mercy
I have some questions to ask..
DeleteIf majority would be getting help by that January who would be providing the help cos as it is now, very few persons are pledging help if not no one sef.
Secondly I have a money I would like to request to get help by 20th..so does this imply that I don't the help again till January.. Would my mavro keep growing.
Consolation Story. Even if the site is up there who do you want to arrest? Or sue? Or hold responsible? The Caveat is boldly written that you should use your spare money.
DeleteThe site does not have to be deleted before it is apparent that the scheme has crashed.
I can see you in denial of what's clearly staring you in the eyes. Keep comforting yourself. Kontinu
DeleteFunny! People that are due for payment can't even request for help. Available balance was showing 0000
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteNigerians are just horrible!!
LMAO@ the person that convinced everyone in the office to join.
So funny but I no wan laugh sha, kos my beloved ones are affected. I pray it opens soonest.
ReplyDeleteSee my laughing at bestie. I know I'm not supposed to but heck, it's hilarious. He invested 1m as in one million Naira, just last week when he heard there's going to be an extra 20% aside the normal 30% whatever.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to join as well, in short I had registered and PH last week Wednesday and immediately they matched me with someone that needed help but I didn't check my dashboard until I got a text message on Friday morning that if I don't credit the guy's account, live blockage dey await me. I opened my browser to check what's up, only for me to see that message of live blockage. Tor, I just face front...
Na so my money go enter voicemail bah?
Dey there dey laugh am by January when him go start to cash out him go dey laugh you.....
DeleteMMM.. anywhere you go.
ReplyDeleteGod you know some people's Christmas is about to be fucked with.. Lol
If I hear say mmm crash, am even going to to PH by 30 to 31st dec
ReplyDeleteI love you!!!!!!
DeleteChop kiss
DeleteEven me sef go pH.
DeleteShey I was talking yesterday, one anonymous said he/she has bad luck not me. Whoever you are, you're lucky Stella didn't post my reply you'd have killed yourself. God will replenish our pockets in Jesus name.
ReplyDelete😕😕
ReplyDeleteDear Stella, Abeg dedicate Saturday Laughs for MMM, I'm sure plenty of these will be available before then.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a laughing matter
DeleteHahahaha..... Stella stopet, just stopet😴😴😴
ReplyDeleteEnd time meme
ReplyDeleteEnd time Ponzi scheme
DeleteI just can't stop laughing. Chai! Na wa o, very funnyyyyyyy.
ReplyDeleteLmao...
ReplyDeleteSad😢
I urge you MMM participants to go read the news very well. If MMM crashes,you won't be able to log in to the site. What it means is,you won't be able to GH until after 30 days of PH.
ReplyDeleteGH ko, Port Harcourt ni
DeleteLolll
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious
If ur money is stuck take heart
Um stl laughing out loud here, my pastor called me skyscraper BP saying I'll have to pay her money back...hahhahaha see m laughing bck at her, I told her I never took her money oo and me sefand I dey find place to get money. Imagine!!!!
ReplyDeleteThough I'm not happy about the development cos my money is stuck there, this just made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMMM better keep to their promise, this thing shouldn't exceed January.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteThese memes be cracking me up Silly
Iphie,nwa baby m get in here! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don laugh tire!
DeleteJesuuuuuuu!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think that one I sent you is the worst I have seen though...
People will faint
ReplyDeleteLolz Mmm isn't crashing Nada...What that message in d morning is saying is dat,pple will no longer be able to withdraw dia mavro until it completes 30days unlike before wia u can withdraw as soon as ur mavro turns green.Check ur Po tomorrow and u will see dat mavro that have completed 30days will be released for withdrawal. Lolz i think so but don't quote me pls..
ReplyDeleteAmen ooo
Delete@Fan Emmanuel it seems I and you are really in same situation lol. I like the way you are grabbing all the prayers and encouraging comments from better Bv'S not the bad Belle's. God abeg look upon us with your tenderness of heart and restore MMM.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁 laff won kill me!! I think I peed on myself😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteHmmm, that was how I for enter one chance. Two good times, a friend registered me, I was paired abi linked abi merged with someone but no money to pay the person. They had to block me. Well I pray it reopens by January.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah. Very funny memes! I had a good Laugh. I pray people get their money back oooo
ReplyDeleteMy sister cashed out yesterday morning. God saved her big time. I wonder why I never joined, no one could just convince me to.
ReplyDeleteOMG.
ReplyDeleteHilarious it is.
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It'd reopen January no doubt, but the big question is, who are the brave ones to waltz to the bank & put in their money? Those 50% growth & all that Martins talked about..... Does it really matter how high as a kite it grows, even websites gets counts while visited, who are the brave ones to fund those millions of unfozen accounts....
ReplyDeleteLet's keep those shaky fingers crossed, they got it up and running till this morning, no one knows how they started funding accounts, so its most likely a walk in th park, i'm HOPEFUL.
My hope is failing me ooo
DeleteI always look forward to your comment!!
DeleteFan calm down take a chill pill....u will even benefit more by the time you GH come January...... So calm down.... As so me am chilling till jan because nothing mega
DeleteLols, funny meme's, Naija shaperly they have created this
ReplyDeleteThis is not funny oh cos my money is hanging. Bvs in case you don't see my comments from next week,know that mmm has finished me.
ReplyDeletePlease what do I do to get flat tummy, any exercise group to join?
Am 34 28 36 but want it to be
34 26 36, abeg help a lepacious sister
Search for ketogenic lifestyle on Facebook And join.
DeleteNothing dey happen
ReplyDeleteMmm will soon be back
Amen
DeleteOh!Naija! We no dey carry last at all.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂
Lmao..
ReplyDeleteLatest updates- Guider Chuddy
ReplyDelete[13/12, 08:38] +234 808 500 3618: This Christmas period everyone would want to GH and that won't be good for the system, so this freezing will control the rate of GH and make it orderly.
Note: people GH mostly only on Tuesday and Thursday, but now people will be GHing daily as soon as their mavro is released; and you know everybody's mavro won't be released on the same day, therefore there's bound to be controlled GH.
SO TELL YOUR DOWNLINES:
for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH.
The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days.
NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017.
Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community.
MMM pays! Together we build the world!!
Nna mehn I no understand these grammar seriously. All I WANT IS MY MONEY.
Deletei just de sweat since today, whether Ac de own sef, i no know. MMM respect yaself o, to say i just started. dragged my sis too. we never even cash out once. una better stop this rough play.
ReplyDeleteVery funny, I hope MMM will be true to their words.
ReplyDeleteHahaha this situation is NOT funny but the memes are so damned funny! Lmfaoooo
ReplyDelete"Please we would like to shift our Christmas to January" kwakwakwa God save us oo
Look at this fool oo LOL! Cursed maggot!
DeleteLmao. MMM = Greed. And Greediness is surely an evil desire which leads man to humiliation and sin.
ReplyDeleteIt creates imaginary happiness and later becomes a factor which brings misery into the lives of those involved in it.
Hilarious memes
ReplyDeleteGod help me .
ReplyDeletePlease dis is not funny oo
I have over 1m oo
All saving
Jesus please help me
Jesus help us
DeletePeople will die oh.. emjay are you okay?
ReplyDeleteI pity those people wey do this MMM sha. Especially these hard times. Its not easy. Though its more like a product of ojukokoro for some people.
ReplyDeleteHahahaahahaha. Too funny but eeeeyaaa
ReplyDeleteLol funny memes....and besides they said spare money,na person send una to put all una live savings for there....it will reopen in January so am chilling still then
ReplyDelete*life*
DeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteThis is not funny to those involve....o January please come quick
ReplyDeleteThis is funny..but not really funny when you think of it..
ReplyDeletePeople are scared and justifiably so..but then again, you all knew the risk involved,yes?
My heart goes out to everyone with MMM hope y'all get your money back in January.
People no dey hear, (Laughing in MMM) lwkmd
ReplyDeleteIn spite of all this brouhahas,I just provided help of 500k.the real mavrodians won't sweat about this freeze..
ReplyDeleteKeep deceiving yourself
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteOmoh I no fit laugh LMFAO
ReplyDeleteMy 800k (MMM profits) will continue to grow from now till January,then I'll get matched and then I pay people (meanwhile my mavros are growing),by the time I'll get help,my mavros would be smiling.
ReplyDeleteMatched with which fool?...you people are seriously crazy.
DeletePls tell him or her. Educated people acting like illiterates
DeleteDissis north a laffin mata, pipul ah Fentin hear o, it's like the wole village has bin trone into morning.
ReplyDeletePliss simpatise wit any MMM paticipant arown u cus i tink to sum of dem, dissis more painfool Dan loosin a loffed one.
Jos incase dey dun retorn by jenwaary as dey sed, it wheel alraidy bin a long peeriod of morning, so I wheel advise u to move on wit ur live. May God giff u all the fourtitude to beer diss wish ever how it torns out to be.
Sighned,
Villager.
Fore the farmily.
Mmm see wat u hv done in Jennifer voice
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Nigerians have got zero chill.
ReplyDelete😆😅😆😅😆😅😆😅😆.See as I dey laff come mess join am..hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMmm for life
ReplyDeleteHas it crashed or they were told to wait till January?!!
ReplyDeleteI feel like the biggest fool on earth. So the money that my retired mum gave me from selling her gold in order to start a business, I put it into this useless MMM.#Neveragain
ReplyDeleteBe calm
Delete..
You'll get your money back
You go smile😃
@Galore
Funny but not funny to those with huge sums involved.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. So funny!
ReplyDeletehhhmmmmm........... i just can't talk for now, my whole body is shaking at the moment.
ReplyDeleteSeriously funny. My stomach hurts as i can't help laughing. Sorry to the victims of. LMAO
ReplyDeleteKai thank God I didn't join dis gANg 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteNot funny o
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIn MMM we stand!!!
No shaking!!!
I provided help today....No shaking.
@Galore
am suppose to get help on the 20th o! Still speechless
ReplyDeleteWahala dey
ReplyDelete😂😁😀😆😂😁😀
ReplyDeleteAnd to think I was beginning to reconsider.
My mind no just strong to do that shit.
Idiot village gal. You have no conscience. You want to imitate queen and boss abi? I don't hate you but I hate how you think and talk. Ewu.
Delete😂😂😂 So funny. See me Lmao here when my hard earn money is frozen till Jan 😭😭
ReplyDeleteLol @ small freeze and your body is shaking.
ReplyDeleteFunny memes... mmm beht y nah
ReplyDeleteNigerians are damn hilarious 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePlz send his money back and watch God bless you.
DeleteTell him what???
DeleteConfirm the guy abeg. No shaking, he will get his money by jan
DeleteIf MMM crashes, hmmmmmm the effect will be worse than Umana wonder bank. Chineke meliu umu ya ebele
ReplyDeleteLMAO 😁
ReplyDeleteThank God I didn't invest!
All this people causing panic with this memes.
ReplyDeleteNot funny abeg.
My heart dey race here where i dey.
E be like i go go offline because the more i see mmm this and that my heart just dey gbim gbim
Your case is different #shiloh
DeleteThe hand writing is clearly written on the wall. I pity the ones that there head has been stuck. Double wahala for dead body
ReplyDeleteI warned people about MMM but they didn't listen. Well..
ReplyDeleteChaiiiiiiiii.....Ndo nu.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe
ReplyDeleteNaija too overdo
ReplyDeleteBuahhahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteI love my country, we know how to calm ourselves in difficult situation
Lmaoooo! Uncle said he is at the mmm crash site looking for the black box.
ReplyDeleteI sabi person weh marry and when I inquired his source of wealth, I was told MMM! I'm wondering what's up with the dude's blood pressure right now.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaaa Nigerians, I so love that Balotelli's meme, can't stop laughing
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
This mmm better don't crash now o. I want to join in January.
ReplyDeleteNaija sha!!!!! Always finding humour in everything, mmm did not crash ohhhhh. Pause mood it resumes January
ReplyDeleteStella you for use this one do Saturday laughs na😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😈😈
ReplyDeleteDiz really affected me ooooooo mogbeoooooo
ReplyDeleteKilode ?! .. Lol
DeleteDonmayor u won't understand oooo I'm not crying poop but sand just entered my eyes dats y small tears is coming out
DeleteLol.....no worry...it will only end in more mavro
DeleteAdonbilivit
ReplyDeleteThis is not even funny!! 'I have come and died' All my plans for christmas crushed! Wetin I wan do?
ReplyDeleteIts not a laughing matter o, fan Emma where are u,hope u've not committed suicide, white berry I need your baba no.
ReplyDeleteBecky naka
You people will kill somebody here.. Lol
DeletePlease anybody that I've offended should please forgive me.
DeleteLol...abeg before una commit suicide make una give sha give me una password and username...
DeletePlease bvs what's the meaning of Moku Mogbe Modaran?
ReplyDeleteIt means.... ........ Let me go and poopoo I will be right back
DeleteIt means
DeleteMoku...They have died
Mogbe....They are done for
Modaran....They are in big shit
@Galore
Oh really? It that the meaning? LMAO
DeleteHehehehehehe thank God say all these networking no dey move me! Just like that meme said it will bounce back restore confidence and crash big time
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Ohun to GBA Omije lo ju awon elomiran niwon fin se awada.
ReplyDeleteOlorun!!!
Delete@Galore
My fingers are doing me to call my sister and say I told you so but mba. I'm just here waiting for bae to fly in on sunday and come and suck bress. Wet just thinking about him. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteLol... Nigerians my Nigerians.. I love us too much.. they will cry they dnt have money but they can like to invest their 'small' money into awof.. they jst like the easy way of getting wealth. Lol
ReplyDelete#MMMNigeria better recover from ur breakdown mbok. Make pple no die before 2017.
This isn't funny. My hard earned cash that am trying to MMM argument it for a project next yr is involved. Lemme siddon dey look first. Not funny 😒
ReplyDeleteChoi!!!
ReplyDeleteme that wanted to start in february fa.
diaris God!!!!
GOD BLESS MY SANTAS!
GOD BLESS MY ANGEL!!
GOD BLESS SDK!!!
Buahahhahahaahaha
ReplyDeleteFunny sha!
But our money shall not crash.
Amen
DeleteUna no go kill person with the frightening news.
ReplyDeleteIMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MMM MESSAGE following a message on the MMM website this morning, 13/12/2016, many have misinterpreted it to mean MMM has been suspended for a month, but the part which made people think that is quoted as follows: "Hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed Mavro will be frozen for a month."- MMM Admin. Please this statement does not in any way mean that MMM activities have been suspended for a month, it only means that the usual two weeks RELEASE DATE will no longer hold, ur mavro must complete a month. all get help are still going to be paid, if u provide help 2day, ur release date will be one month from now. keep providing n getting help. Please rebroadcast this message till it becomes clear to everybody. It's rather unfortunate that even some MMM guiders got this message wrong. Thanks.
ReplyDeletePlease how do u know this?
DeleteI can't stop laughing at the memes.
ReplyDeleteLet me visit Twitter .😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing at the memes.
ReplyDeleteLet me visit Twitter .😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletewhere is Mrs I? madam MMM, saying MMM can't crash. that is the trick they used in south Africa
ReplyDeleteOmo it's not a funny matter, Although MMM helped so many people in these period of economic crisis.
ReplyDeleteLol,both of my sisters have money in MMM.
ReplyDeleteStop gloating
Delete@Galore
Ve faith guys. 😅😂😁
ReplyDeleteI kinda think it will be back by January then crash for real...thought y'all said there was no central account???
ReplyDeleteLmaooooo...so funny.
ReplyDeleteNigerian got no chill.is on a pause mood not crashed
ReplyDeleteMy dear tell them ooo
DeleteSo hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzzz
Please i need advice ASAP. I had provided help of 30k and was waiting to cash out around 22 december 2016. But then i tot to myself why dont i give help again while waiting for 22.So i went ahead and gave 100K,I was suprised when i found out that i have been marched to pay about 6 persons in less than 48 hours after i pledged. Just as i was going to the bank to make the deposits,my siblings called me to inform me of the new development with mmm.what do you advise i do? I really dont wanna lose my 30k and as it is now,i would rather not provide any help.
ReplyDeletei need advice ooh.
Stella ma darling,pls post ooh
You will lose your 30k if you don't provide help for the new one.
DeleteGo ahead and pay your ph. Nothing is happening
The choice is yours, my 100k is with mmm. Am just looking and trying to pretend nothing is happening, who will I even turn to for my 100k? You can just pay the money into my account so that by next month you will collect double interest.
DeleteGo and pay the 100k, else u be blocked. Or forfeit the 30k
DeleteAdvice urself please
DeleteBetter go and pay up d 100k, just like d anon advised, if not you will be blocked n u won't get ur 30k, as a Mata of fact I was paid today, and I still have 100k I paid to someone who is yet to confirm payment and I have also pledged help of 50k til January ... If Mmm has crashed, you won't even have access to d site, unlike ultimate cycler where u can't gain access
DeleteStill provide the help. People are still providing help. My friend provided help of 250k today.
DeleteNo shaking abeg. My 170k is there and by the time MMM bounces back, my mavro go don increase. Besides we av been warned not to use all our money. Use ur spare money. Moreso, anyone that reads about mmm shld expect this.
DeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteKukuma kee me oooo
ReplyDelete500k gone!!!!....
Take heart people,I don console myself since....lmaoooo
Lolz.....don't worry it will only get better....as for me am not panicking bcox am confident am getting my money back with extra change on top sef
DeleteI didn't do, but the last thing those who put money in need now is " I told you so". They are worried enough as it is, don't add to their worry.
ReplyDeleteFor their sakes, I hope it doesn't crash oh because their mood sef is affecting me.
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This is a serious matter o. I dey console two of my guy now for house. I can't be laughing in thier presence o.
ReplyDeleteThis is a serious matter o. I dey console two of my guy now for house. I can't be laughing in thier presence o.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe everyone is disassociating themselves from mmm. On this blog I thought everyone is a member. All mmm will crash post had everybody screaming mavrodian mavrodian! Now that it has happened nobody on sdk is a member again. Make una take am easy. Lets be real mmm is due for a crash let people face the reality. It happened like the coming of Jesus. Everybody was trying to cash out at the same time to escape the crash but no, it did not.
ReplyDeleteMy money went with helping revolution. $500 not funny. Nobody should broadcast anything on my whatsapp AGAIN. LAST WARNING.
I soo feel for those that did MMM,chai!but where are those BVs that carried MMM on their head like groundnut seller?where dem dey?abi is it that their data has finished or they are crying their eyes out?hmmm...as much as i want to laugh i can't.
ReplyDeleteMmm... Abeg ooo my 30k plus is stuck ooo
ReplyDelete