ONITSHA BV WITH SEGUN ARINZE EYES
Sdk my darling and my fellow beeveez i hail una o'am an onitsha bv and i joined this commission in 2011-side eyes @pepo that will ask if SDK don start the blog by then the answer is YES,I have got much Love for this family mbok,i know say my head short over qualify to be face of IHN abegi...you all should have a splendid week filled with love ok!
TO YOU SDK DARLING!its not a plea for help so post"your refusal to post my plea some months back made me sit up more and now to the glory of God am working even thou the pay is small all thanks to God and you cox you didn't give me fish but ignored me to go and fish for myself God bless you greatly now and always....
Subtle diss..lol..we thank God for your life sweets!

JACINTHA MBACHU AT LAST
Stella cookies and cream, I dey hail, God bless you for creating this platform, you have really saved souls through this blog I swear. Anyway no long tin. I'm Jacinta mbachu, I have been a blog visitor since 2012. Shout out to my darling ideato, Vivian aka portable viv, emjay, doppel, Kevin dat edo boi and the sdk family. Kisses
Jay girl you forget to salute queen and boss,I hope she doesnt come for you?LMAO..you are pretty......keep up the skin tone..kisses right back at you
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RE - BEDWETTING
Good day Stella, I am an ardent reader Of your blog and I cherish you so much though I do not have an ID yet. Keep up the good work and more blessings to come.
Now straight to the point, concerning the lady that bed wets, here are some things she can do because I stopped bedwetting at the age of 17 when I finished my secondary education And this was possible because of my mother's sacrifice. She would wake me up every 2hours to wee for good two weeks and my body adapted to that and behold, I stopped bedwetting. So to this lady, I think you should give this method a try and see what happens.
That been said, don't be ashamed and for now please avoid sleeping overnight at friend's place and stop drinking of anything liquid at a late hour till your body adjust to the new method.
Love you Stella and all beevees
Kisses to you dearie...
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VACANCY
"Operations Manager needed for immediate employment in a haulage company in Calabar.
Must be experienced, not less than 2 years (shouldn't apply if not experienced).
Wanted urgently to work in Calabar
Qualified applicants should send CV to hrhaulage2@gmail.com
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APPRECIATION FOR GIVEAWAY
Hello Stella, I'm the recipient of the birthday cake giveaway done by Amazing Couture Cakes, Awka. The cake was beautiful as well as delicious... she is really a nice lady with a wonderful smile. We really do have nice people in this huge family of ours. Thank you ma, the gesture alone counts alot. Beevees in Awka and it's environs or even outside Anambra can patronise her. Her instagram page is @amazingcourturecakes or you can easily reach her on 0803 868 6737. Kisses to you stella! Muahhhhhh.
BV Nelo
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BLOG VISITOR OLISA VIKTOR WRITES FROM NYSC CAMP
Dear Stella and Fellow bvs
Sokoto no bad oh. But the camp food na die.. I have been taking pics, will send to you later... The toilet nko, Choi.. I have been here for a week I swear down I never go toilet, I dey fear the time why I go actually go... You know say na mostly igbo people get restaurant inside camp, I hail my people... The internet here na die, i cannot enjoy your Saturday laughs because pictures no Dey load... But I am enjoying sokoto sha, all na story to tell later. Plus I Don meet cool people... Ee remain make I find permanent bae, and marry.
Hope you are doing fine and the cold no too bad. God bless you oh, stellastica.. Ngwa bye.
You never shit you wan marry?that wan na overloading..hehehheheheheheheheheeh...I didnt understand if this mail was ''for my eyes alone''.
Keep us updated okay?
have fun
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RE- STEPHANIE'S 16TH BIRTHDAY
Hi Stella
Thank you so much for posting my daughter, Stephanie birthday post, she was happy and more especially your sweet and kind words you wrote with your red pen!
We laughed so much at the comments, our cheeks started aching, and kept refreshing for newer comments.
We laughed more at the comments saying she looked older than 16 or that I inadvertently posted my photo instead of hers, cos that photo was actually taken 2 years ago when she was 14, precisely December 2014.
The make up was done by my younger sister who is a make up artist, she was just messing with my daughter after she finished make up on a close relative who was getting married same day.
I just chose the photo cos I thought she looked good in it, and the reaction I wanted from BVs was what I got!
For those saying she reads WNB, LRD, etc..., Stephanie does not even own a phone, I only allow her read EEI, Saturday and Sunday laughs through my phone under my supervision as I do not want her to open posts with explicit contents
When I read a comment about her taking part in SnM, she went, mom what is SnM? lol!
A big shout out to Iphie dearie, Jacinta Mbachu, White Berry, Chike TEFLON, Ehi Human Hair, Tuulz, thanks for all your kind words and prayers, I read it all out to Stephanie, she was genuinely grateful.
To all the anonymous Bvs who came to our rescue, Respect!
Thropevents, you are the real MVP, kisses!
Intrepid Lady, you are a wise woman!
Shantelle Empire, thanks for the observations but always try to be more diplomatic and mature with your comments; Queen and Boss, thanks for making me like you!
attached is what she looks like now, photo taken August 2016
Many thanks Stella
BV Chioma
Chioma darling i will not put Stephanie's photo again because you do not need to prove anything to people,albeit faceless and wicked...
She looks so beautiful and young in this recent photo.Kisses to you darling Stephanie,be a good girl and stay on EEI and Saturday and Sunday Laughs.It's okay to learn and know about some things but you are still too young to browse sensitive topics.
Chioma you are BAE,I love your response,I love women who do not let people bring them down,strong minded women DO NOT SEND.
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APPRECIATION
Sometime ago you posted on INH on californiagoldllc@yahoo.com who said #30,000 will be given to 3 people who needed it to start a business or who want to inject it into there existing business,
I am the last person, I got the money for my snail farm pen
I will be ungrateful if I didn't show my appreciation, my prayer is that God will reward the giver openly and grant him/ her the desire of his/her heart
Also ma God will remember you for good
Thanks
Dayo
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WHAT A MIGHTY GOD WE SERVE
Hello Stella, I just want to you this medium to appreciate God and testify to his goodness in my Daughters life and mine.God made a way where there was no way. ABOUT three months ago a lady who lived in France sent a message to you about fasting that she is believing God to help her and her children with their stay over there. I prayed and fasted more than three days as well because I was believing God for the inheritance of the Land.
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APPRECIATION
Sometime ago you posted on INH on californiagoldllc@yahoo.com who said #30,000 will be given to 3 people who needed it to start a business or who want to inject it into there existing business,
I am the last person, I got the money for my snail farm pen
I will be ungrateful if I didn't show my appreciation, my prayer is that God will reward the giver openly and grant him/ her the desire of his/her heart
Also ma God will remember you for good
Thanks
Dayo
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WHAT A MIGHTY GOD WE SERVE
Hello Stella, I just want to you this medium to appreciate God and testify to his goodness in my Daughters life and mine.God made a way where there was no way. ABOUT three months ago a lady who lived in France sent a message to you about fasting that she is believing God to help her and her children with their stay over there. I prayed and fasted more than three days as well because I was believing God for the inheritance of the Land.
God made a way where there was no way for us.and I pray for others. who are in diaspora and also looking unto God for such miracle that the Lord will perfect it and grant them their heart desires.Amen .
Thank you very much for the opportunity to use your blog to share an amazing testimony.it might not mean much to People but it is a big thing to me. Hugs and kisses to your cookies and cream.
Praise God..CookiesAndcream will get your message.
Praise God..CookiesAndcream will get your message.
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VACANCY
Hello Stella, compliment of the season darling.pls my company is recruiting for medical sales representative.pharmacology,biochemistry, biology, microbiolgist and pharmacist.
send CV to o.oluwajare@greensunglobal@yahoo.com
Medical Sales Representative
As a result of continuous business expansion in Lagos State, there is need to employ self motivated medical sales representative
1. Actively partake in setting sales and marketing targets.
2. Direct responsibility to effectively market the company’s products.
3. Actively contribute to the conceptualization of marketing strategies to ensure sales targets are met and exceeded.
4. Drafting of relevant correspondence document to communicate the company’s position on any transaction concerning new and existing clients’ transaction.
6. Constantly source new and viable clients.
7. Participate in research and provide market intelligence reports regularly or as necessary.
8. Contribute in advising on marketing communication materials to promote the company products
9. Develop daily and weekly work plans and write weekly outcome and status reports.
10. Manage corporate relationship with existing clients updating them on their transaction and the company’s projects.
12. Record and constantly update all client contact data and client database management.
14. Assist in monitoring and ensuring that all aspects of clients’ transactions are in order.
15. Perform other duties and responsibilities as requested by the HOD
16. Ensure adherence to the following requirements:
a. Management Policy
b. Sales, Marketing and Customer Relations procedure and process manuals
c. Standards, including: work-papers, file set up, letters, etc
d. Loyalty to the company’s vision
Qualification & Experience:
1. A fresh science degree graduate from a reputable higher institution
2. A teachable mind set.
I dont understand that email address up there.
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WEDDING VENUE ENQUIRY
Stella the bae of them all. I hail you the king of all bloggers.
Please I need a venue for wedding in Abuja.
- Indoor hall for 200 guests
-Cool environment with trees
-Hall should be luxurious with carpet on the floor
- Availability of bringing an external caterer or paying corkage.
Wedding planner also needed with track record of excellent customer happiness experience.
If you know you are rude please don't bother. I don't have the energy to deal.
Kindly send an email to valuetransplant@gmail.com with details of social media handles and phone number.
Long Live BVs
Long Live SDK
Long Live Stella
Long Live Nigeria
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APPRECIATION FOR JOB GOTTEN
Hello Stella,
I want to send in my appreciation. I saw a job advert on last week's IHN for Customer Care Rep at Susan Chanel Beauty Skinline and I went for the interview. I am so happy I got the job immediately.
Thank you so much, God bless you
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URGENT
Good day everyone
Am in urgent need of someone who can bake an affordable birthday cake plus delivery in Abuja .. kindly what's app 08090169093
Thanks
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VACANCY FOR A TEACHER IN ABUJA
Dear Stella,
Are you a teacher or would love to be one? Do you love children with a passion? Are you willing to learn? Do you have a great attitude and personality?Can you get a child not interested in an activity, to participate? Can you play with a child? Do you live in Abuja?
Medical Sales Representative
As a result of continuous business expansion in Lagos State, there is need to employ self motivated medical sales representative
1. Actively partake in setting sales and marketing targets.
2. Direct responsibility to effectively market the company’s products.
3. Actively contribute to the conceptualization of marketing strategies to ensure sales targets are met and exceeded.
4. Drafting of relevant correspondence document to communicate the company’s position on any transaction concerning new and existing clients’ transaction.
6. Constantly source new and viable clients.
7. Participate in research and provide market intelligence reports regularly or as necessary.
8. Contribute in advising on marketing communication materials to promote the company products
9. Develop daily and weekly work plans and write weekly outcome and status reports.
10. Manage corporate relationship with existing clients updating them on their transaction and the company’s projects.
12. Record and constantly update all client contact data and client database management.
14. Assist in monitoring and ensuring that all aspects of clients’ transactions are in order.
15. Perform other duties and responsibilities as requested by the HOD
16. Ensure adherence to the following requirements:
a. Management Policy
b. Sales, Marketing and Customer Relations procedure and process manuals
c. Standards, including: work-papers, file set up, letters, etc
d. Loyalty to the company’s vision
Qualification & Experience:
1. A fresh science degree graduate from a reputable higher institution
2. A teachable mind set.
I dont understand that email address up there.
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WEDDING VENUE ENQUIRY
Stella the bae of them all. I hail you the king of all bloggers.
Please I need a venue for wedding in Abuja.
- Indoor hall for 200 guests
-Cool environment with trees
-Hall should be luxurious with carpet on the floor
- Availability of bringing an external caterer or paying corkage.
Wedding planner also needed with track record of excellent customer happiness experience.
If you know you are rude please don't bother. I don't have the energy to deal.
Kindly send an email to valuetransplant@gmail.com with details of social media handles and phone number.
Long Live BVs
Long Live SDK
Long Live Stella
Long Live Nigeria
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APPRECIATION FOR JOB GOTTEN
Hello Stella,
I want to send in my appreciation. I saw a job advert on last week's IHN for Customer Care Rep at Susan Chanel Beauty Skinline and I went for the interview. I am so happy I got the job immediately.
Thank you so much, God bless you
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URGENT
Good day everyone
Am in urgent need of someone who can bake an affordable birthday cake plus delivery in Abuja .. kindly what's app 08090169093
Thanks
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VACANCY FOR A TEACHER IN ABUJA
Dear Stella,
Are you a teacher or would love to be one? Do you love children with a passion? Are you willing to learn? Do you have a great attitude and personality?Can you get a child not interested in an activity, to participate? Can you play with a child? Do you live in Abuja?
Are you currently unemployed? If you answered "Yes" to the above questions, please send your CV to lovechildren16@gmail.com . Please include a cover letter stating how you are the best fit for the job.
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Michá-Aka Give Away/ Promo
Hello SDK n SDK Family,
I have a stand at the ongoing NYSC orientation camp (Lagos) and wish to give the first Five BeeVees that sends a mail to : michaakafoods@gmail.com a free meal.I will reply your mail with an access/ giveaway code.
For beevees that don't make the first five you are not left out so heres a Promo designed just for you.
PROMO:
1) Get three corp members to visit my stand and get a free meal ticket.
or
2) Get five corp members to visit my stand and get a one day meal ticket (As in free three square meal).
Now don't you want to tell every Lagos corper you know??
Well, outside camp my specialty is Small Chops & Cocktail drinks but generally am not a slacker in the kitchen department o.
Oya visit my stand and #Concur.The number to call is 08123480631.Can't wait to see you.
Have a beautiful weekend dearies.May God bless our hustle.
SDK iga adi oooo!!!!
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Michá-Aka Give Away/ Promo
Hello SDK n SDK Family,
I have a stand at the ongoing NYSC orientation camp (Lagos) and wish to give the first Five BeeVees that sends a mail to : michaakafoods@gmail.com a free meal.I will reply your mail with an access/ giveaway code.
For beevees that don't make the first five you are not left out so heres a Promo designed just for you.
PROMO:
1) Get three corp members to visit my stand and get a free meal ticket.
or
2) Get five corp members to visit my stand and get a one day meal ticket (As in free three square meal).
Now don't you want to tell every Lagos corper you know??
Well, outside camp my specialty is Small Chops & Cocktail drinks but generally am not a slacker in the kitchen department o.
Oya visit my stand and #Concur.The number to call is 08123480631.Can't wait to see you.
Have a beautiful weekend dearies.May God bless our hustle.
SDK iga adi oooo!!!!
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RECEIVED AND NOTED
signing out....
Walai, Stella’s blog is really causing cookies and cream here o. See as two of my colleagues dey discuss about Toke Makinwa’s book publication. Next thing Stella’s name featured on the conversation.
ReplyDeleteMadam S: Do you know that Stella?
Miss R: Who is Stella?
Madam S: Don’t you know Stella Dimoko Korkus? The pronunciation though but I bone them, just mount my antenna for decoding.
Madam S: That lady is confirmed ogbonge. Her amebo no get part two. But she always says the truth sha, that is why I like her. She was the one that broke the news of Maje Ayida and Anita Solomon. But like I said, Stella is always truthful.
Madam S: She said and I quote her “Maje won't 'come' inside me when we have sex' who cares?
Decode what happen next umuibe. Hahahahaha, welcome IHN. May this week be fruitful and so productive for us all IJN.
Eeeyah jhw miss am today
DeleteAnd you were still the first to comment, how did u do it?
DeleteSo Jacinta ihu nkita actually followed my advice and photoshopped her pix. Mkpi with shovel teeth.
DeleteHahaha.. Tell us nne'm
DeleteHmm reporter of the year, representing sdklivewire.i hail thee lol
DeleteHmm reporter of the year, representing sdklivewire.i hail thee lol
DeleteIhn is here.
DeleteHeheheheheheheh...... Look who we have here.
DeleteJacinta has made it to face of IHN as a fine bea.
Mama Stephanie, it haff do.
But shall dey monitor ur daughter.
But truly,she looks older than her age forget the makeup.
We know some children have rapid growth n there is nothing u can do about it.
Monday.....
DeletePeople that live with friends, how do you cope? With the chores joggling & all, tips needed..
Waiting 4 d Santa weekend like a woman that wants to catch her husband red-handed cheating
Chop Knuckle Stella
Choi Choi I dare you to post ur own pictures weda Photoshoped or screenshot. Stupid girl
DeleteKelvin bwess presser, you went and hid on Staurday abi? I will keep coming to that Limousine Stand, Arowojobe estate, Mende, Maryland, Lagos. I know I will catch you one day. No mercy for you o.
DeleteLemme perch here biko.. Pheeew!!!! I just used yesterday n today to catch up on last week's posts!!! I'm a freaking addict... I'm my own boss for now so I choose wen to go to work. But seriously I would love to set up something permanent but NYSC wont let me. I hope I get posted to a good state next year. Stella I heart you..tho you dont post my comments always. :(
DeleteBv Chioma, hmm I'm happy for u oo cos DAT day sef I was beginning to how u n steph will cope with d bad comments.
DeleteDAT signing out ...mi DAT can think for country ..well ..God dey!
Monday IHN…
ReplyDeleteHave a fruitful week ahead.*kisses*
*Nobra&panttearingonMondays*
Joblesshousewife
You too *hugs*
DeleteOh oh jhw what's happening lately? No2?
DeleteHappy Monday bvs!!! Wow rain is about to fall in mainland!! From sun to rain, weather just changed like that. Anyways will read comments now
DeleteSomeone beat you to it @Jobless.
Delete@Galore
Ide darlyn...how are u,hope good.
DeleteJHW abeg change your browser or phone that is making you take second these days...
DeletePls permit me to share this story with u guys
ReplyDeleteThree 200level students robbed a hostel Saturday night/Sunday Mrn
They collected all they could and raped two female students(one of them was on her period)
They did all that wearing face mask but one male student from the hall they robbed could recognize their voices and he went to the school security to report on Sunday Mrn while the female students were taken to the hospital for treatment and examination
After the guy left the security zone and went back to his hostel,those three robbers went to him stabbed him with a bottle and a knife with the aim of killing him but he didn't die
He is now in the hospital recovering and the robbers have been caught
Those boys were aged 17 and they operated with two deadly guns,they have been taken to eleweran
Two were caught yesterday and the remaining one was caught this Mrn and to even think two of them live in this same village with me and they even confessed to have being using guns and belong to a cult befr gaining admission
What has gone wrong with this generation?
Lord pls save me and let me graduate in one piece😩
Don't worry dear you will
DeleteThey live in ur village....
DeleteThat ends their studies and am sure they will remain there for a long while.
DeleteHmmmmm *speechless*
DeleteWaoh!
DeleteBv chioma it is well,like ur attitude.
Onitsha Bv,you are beautiful and Jacinta too.
17years? Kai! It's a pity they weren't raised properly.
DeleteAmen oh. Are you in oou or ilaro? God will surely protect you.
DeleteHe that keepeth Isreal shall keep you.
DeleteAmen
Delete@Galore
How did they know the guy reported them? Thank God for sparing his life sha and quick recovery for those female students been raped.
DeleteAm gutted 😶
DeleteThanks to everyone
DeleteAda Shebi na the guy go dey tell people say hin sabi them
@Victoria Tasued
Hmm don worry IBM u will graduate I peace bcuse God has been your guider
DeleteThank God the guy made it o, that's why to even report is another wahala
DeleteIHN !
ReplyDeleteHi5 Stella 🙋
Awesome week bvs.
Welcome ihn
ReplyDeleteWelcome ihn......Don't forget to treat others like you would want to be treated. There's a great big world out there and there's enough love to go around.
ReplyDeleteI concur. Welcome Ihn
DeleteMONDAY.....
ReplyDeleteHappy Wedding anniversary to my dear inlaw.
Be careful what you desire or wish for.
Have a beautiful week BVs.
The faces up there though... Greeting from this side of Abuja.Freaking sunny day it is.I'm angry with le boo,I need to go boo hunting biko.Ideato hun,watcha say? Come boo hunting with me?
DeleteIt’s easy to get too busy and think, “I’ve got enough problems of my own. I don’t have time to help others,” but helping others could be the key to seeing your situation turn around.
ReplyDeleteAm so broke n am nt begging
DeleteIHN welcome.
ReplyDeleteBlessings on blessings for everyone.
Ihn
ReplyDeleteGod bless us all
Yay IHN am i first?
ReplyDeleteChaiiii i am not, and for all these busy bodies i didn't forget to go anon
DeleteWere ya nwayo..nobody wan know if you forget to go anon...nah under your comment I wan perch sef, so excuse me, lol.
DeleteJay girl, congrats you are finally up there😃
Ma'am Chioma, ana ekwu nke imere, imekwa ozo, hahahaha, you actually wanted to convince abi impress the beevees? Nawa oo, e never reach naa.
You said you like the reactions from the bvs, yet I read an EPISTLE up there. Hapu that thing, just make sure na EEI your fine girl dey read.
Btw, how did she know about birthday post segment? Just thinking. Take care Shaa
Coper shun, goodluck looking for PERMANENT bae.
Have a good one everyone.☺
Thanks ma'am chidinma for this space, ka odi.
What was I thinking when I cooked rice without putting oil? I had fumbled for my mum that I will eat the rice alone and had set the table with chilled big coke, served the rice which I put orisirisi inside. As I put one spoon in the mouth I thought it was my tongue , didn't even know she was looking at the rice, the next she said was did you put G.oil? Ooooooooo I was mad at myself , stood up and went angrily to bed.na wa oo
ReplyDeleteWetin you be dey think shuo
DeleteAnd u couldn't jx add a little g oil while its still hot? You r not smart at all
DeleteHmmmmm but it shouldn't be too bad if every other things dey
DeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteAnother begging style
DeleteOsho free
DeleteBeggy beggy
DeleteHian! It haff do naah shioor
DeleteWhiteberry, why didn't you write where you copied it from? it's all over the internet. Mumu.
DeleteWe all know you beg and then go anon to defend yourself, on Saturday Spontaneous post, your 'anon gone wrong gave you out'. Stupid beggar.
@cho!cho! Thank ur star Stella didn't enable my post to you this morning,
DeleteWhiteberry, ur village people followed u to Lagos
Delete😁😀
Why does everything have to be about marriage? The only thing they talk about at the sisters' meeting is marriage and submission. The same thing over and over again. Last time they said some men don't like their wives carrying hair for more than 2 weeks, men don't like a woman dressing this way, men this and that. Yesterday it was women should submit themselves always. I asked, what if she doesn't like what the husband is asking her to do? They said as long as it is not a wrong thing, she must do it. They even gave an example of a man who banned his wife from visiting her mother and she had to obey. Like seriously? Are you kidding me? I then said that the woman has her own identity and she shouldn't lose it all in the name of marriage and they said when you get married you take your husband's name and therefore, his identity. I'm currently in the process of finding myself, loving myself and being happy and after all these, I will not lose the me I tried so hard to mold and love and understand.
ReplyDeleteWhile marriage is part of God's purpose for man, it does not complete a lady, a lady is not incomplete or broken because she is not married! Women should be taught more about self-confidence, and being hardworking, and doing things that make them happy and how to take pride in their abilities. Abi what do you guys think sef? A lady's life shouldn't revolve round making a man happy. While I'm not a feminist, I don't think a woman is inferior to a man simply because he's a man. I think women should know their mind and stand up for themselves.
Rant over jare
You get power.
DeleteMen, what Africa has turned marriage into ehn, God save us.
DeleteI was not even married for a whole month when my in laws started saying I can't have a child, I was relieved to find out am pregnant.
Is it the one of chores n all, you r not hardworking if u don't run d whole house alone.
My dear, am with u on your thoughts but seriously when u r standing alone against multitudes, its not always as easy as u say it.
DTS y most women have resulted to religion coz it gives them hope n support. One would be surprised DT even the bride's parent this in the same direction
Madam them force you to attend the meeting??? See wahala o!
DeleteAnd they won't school the men on personal hygiene and how women want to be treated. It's all about women sha.
DeleteI can relate with your rant. Women need to know and acknowledge the truth and fact that there is life after marriage. And if you don't stand and make yourself happy you will fall for any rubbish ideology and end up depressed.
DeleteMaking sense!
DeleteNa by force to join sisters forum?
DeleteAbeg,waka.
No let anyone spoil your mood in the name of "forum"
@Galore
Rant, sensible and true.
DeleteTake your time Nd I pray you find a man that his idealogy about life is different from those preaching you are hearing.
Make una bring drama mbok.
ReplyDeleteCreate nau
DeleteYou r always asking for drama, please change your mindset
DeleteEmjay, go and treat the plenty boils and craw craw in your vag*na before asking for drama. *in anon's voice* kikikikikikiki.
DeleteEmjay, I actually believe you are that anon. You want men to contact you if not for anything else but to confirm if truly you have boils and craw craw down there. Don't worry, your husband will come.
Lol@ Emjay!you no de tire for drama ne?! Between, dont mind that impostor of yesterday hun,i don't even write like that nor comment under anony. I remain your girl anyday, anytime..
DeleteSandy Neky na wa for u. It is by the way not between. Tot u went to school
DeleteChoi choi, if I talk am, they'd say I am bullying her or even pin it on me.
DeleteShe's been doing this since immemorial and I cant wait for her to slip.
Am so scared of getting married now. My would be SIL is a sadist. She can frustrate you ehn and make you look bad in the eyes of people. If she lies on you, you go fear. Latest one was lying on my mom's head. I gave her brother a federal warning and haven't picked his calls since then. My fiance is 34 and this his sis is 40+. You can do all your nonsense with me but I won't let you disrespect my mom. I just realized I won't marry him again, will quietly break up with him and go my way. Hmm an only son with 5sisters, kolowerk at all.
DeleteYes anony but no vex cos na night school I go. Lool
DeleteStella,your signing out is Bae.
ReplyDeleteLovely.
IHN is here Stella thanks for posting my......
ReplyDeleteYou are pretty babe, keep it up.
DeleteThanks dear friend God bless you
DeleteDo you know that Porn films popularly called blue films are the most positive movies..??
ReplyDeleteNo murder, No war, No heartbreak, No fight, No conspiracy, No cheating, No racism, No religious fanatics, No language problem, No crying, No shakara, Good cooperation, Good coordination, Natural acting, Everybody enjoys the climax, Always a very happy ending for all the characters !
And the best part is no matter which point you started watching, you will still understand it.
#DontQuoteMe#
Hahahahaha, mumu oya nah. Go to the public and put it into practice..... Kolomental
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwa been watching porn lately in the office I pray I don't get caught one day.
Delete*grabs cucumber*
Ihn is here. Brb
ReplyDeleteYea, happy new week to everybody.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
The world is experiencing change rapidly that even the panties no longer cover up the buttocks, they get buried inbetween things they supposed to shelter.
ReplyDelete#DontQuoteMe#
Was a pleasant and super weekend. Hope the new week be productive. Much love SDK
ReplyDeleteFrom Rosblis we say Thank you all BVs for your patronage and friendliness. Kisses
Order your wedding/Trad cakes from us.
Ihn welcome. Jacinta you're beautiful.
ReplyDeleteNma chioma lovely write up.
Na wa ooooo. Those anonymous hailing doppelganger on TM's post are same people screaming Stella you read my mind.
2Faced BVs
Ideato you are wrong. You are just shocked that not everyone is a follow follow like you.
DeleteThanks my darling ideato u are pretty too
DeletePls beeves, does shear butter darkens the skin? I discover it's making my two months old baby darker. The little angel cream I bought i Cudnt use because of people advicing on skin rashes and co.
ReplyDeleteIt darkens the skin. All depends on skin type
DeleteThen change to a baby cream naa
DeleteEvery mother now is using Shea butter n coconut oil on their children tomorrow if they say aloe Vera is the coco now, they will follow suit.
I Can tell you the best method and secret of using Shea butter for babies. Your baby's skin will be so supple and beautiful. Tested and trusted by family and friends Call me on zero seven zero one eight eight five seven nine four eight.
DeleteYes it does. Why are you worried he/she is just a baby. Abi you wan bleach ya pikin ni? Kwakwakwakwakwa.
Delete*grabs cucumber*
Why are you guys complicating things for yourselves. The best thing you can use for a child is olive oil...simple!
DeleteShea butter mixed with original honey..it makes the skin succulent and glow. I've been using only shea butter for over 5yrs but mixed it with honey recently.
DeleteYes it does darken d skin !
DeleteThat Christmas post reminds me of our in house selling and buying, I really miss those days of patronising bv's, the days of plenty adverts et all, I used to look forward to it.
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN and greeting to evryone.
ReplyDeleteFaces of IHN,una fine.
Great week to you all.
Ihn is here, smelling xmas alreay. Bvs I need a xmas job in Ibadan to keep body and soul together. Pls help my hustle.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a while. God bless everyone
ReplyDeleteI am guilty of this signing out meme
ReplyDeleteEnd time IHN
ReplyDeleteIhn rocks. God bless the givers and employers. Have a blessed week everyone
ReplyDeleteSo jacintha you had to go to the studio to snap picture. Don't you have selfie pictures lol. You try Sha.
ReplyDeleteIn house news is Bae..
OK! Bye!
Hey boo... i love u
ReplyDeleteFinally! Jacinta Mbachu is here! Whoop whoop whoop for her lol
ReplyDeleteGod bless us all on here
I wonder why some babes are this stupid! Just this past weekend in this compound, this guy beat up his pregnant girlfriend and her girl friend into comatose... the babe's girl friend came to save her from her abusive boyfriend but the guy beat am join. Na so dem two take faint for compound ooo hmmmmm
This wasn't the first, second or third time something like this will happen... but this girl will still crawl back to him forming main chuckle! Nobody in the compound helped her cos we're all used to their namsense by now! Just saw her this morning parading about like a shameless goat that she is and i Just shake head in pity for am! Tufiakwa
Some girl too mumu.
DeleteKisses to you too bv chioma and your lovely daughter.
ReplyDeleteBedweting as an adult is spiritual to me coz I know of a Lady who only bedwets with a man,vsiting anyone or having a visitor never bedwet when alone .
ReplyDeleteIt went on and on until she was to get married to a dude in s.a and when he came gbam she bedwetted he couldn't cope.
That was when her mother moved for her spiritually she is married now wether she bedwets that I can't be sure coz I can't as her such nonsense question after 4years.
This one is November rush! IHN yeah
ReplyDeleteIf you feel intimidated or less of yourself reading my comments,just jump and pass!
ReplyDeleteYou are not obligated to read it!
You are solely responsible for living a poor,miserable and uneventful life!,so don't blame it on me by 'throwing' your aggression at me!
It's quite simple,just double your hustle!
With other bvs,I take it as a blog banter but PLEASE SWAG LASTALE,stay off my mentions,as a bv rightly put,you are neither here nor there,you just tag along!,no wonder you had to echo what someone else said!,just continue your 'thanking spree' of bvs that saved you from drowning in an imaginary river and stay clear my space mbok!
So e pain you? Kwakwakwakwa. Same you that said i came to this blog because of Christmas giveaway is the same person that reactivated her ID around september and started commenting again. What did you come here for? To let us know you now have an imaginary beautiful life? Who cares?
DeleteI'm not an ass licker so thats why most of you think I'm neither here nor there. So i should come and be forming friendship on a blig that i know no one? I should hail you even when you're wrong because I like your blog personality? Swerve from your attention seeking madam.
My life us beautiful, i don't seek validation on a blog. I don't come here to tell my life story, only people with low self esteem like you do.
Be glad i replied you. That was the first and this is the last.
I know you will reply this. Might not even see it. No time to read.
Noise maker.
Shut up Lagos babe and keep La Freshest name out of your stale mouth. You are evil and full of negative energy. Previous IHN news still fresh on my mind. I once told you that you are not a good person,there's something dark about you. Ever since the inception of spontaneous post,you've been reeeling off headache inducing lies. Who are you trying to impress? If you want to make yourself feel good,engage in something real. Liar.
DeleteAre you not really a noise maker? Abeg just shut up and enjoy you fantasy. After trying tocontact you concerning a business you made mouth about here, did you give any positive response till now? Business woman my foot.
DeleteYou must be full of hatred. That thanking spree was all fun to me. Because you've not been featured and she has been featured twice? No be to telk your life history on blog. Restrategize.
DeleteI am 41yrs old, I wet my bed mistakenly two days ago, the last time I did it was when I was 11 years old. I lied to my husband it is period that stained the bed sheet so I have to clean with Dettol and water. Please what did you people think happened. Because it was during a dream I discovered and now jumped out of bed. Hope this is not spiritual.
ReplyDeleteYour spirit husband made love to you.
DeleteThe urine signifies ur "cum"
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No it's not spiritual. Sometimes you may dream of being in the bathroom room urinating. I stopped bed wetting since age 5 but I had this experience about 7yrs ago then I was living with my friend during NYSC. Thank God I woke up but peeped a little before realizing that I was only dreaming. I jumped up immediately and changed my pants. I've not had another since then, stop overthinking it's not spiritual madam.
DeleteLong live Sdk. Super mum of Step,I love your response.
ReplyDeleteLast week we had our annual end of year feast at the office. In between the whole merriment, games were played, then there was this game called "imitation" where you are to imitate a co-worker's speech, laughter or anything else peculiar to them.
ReplyDeleteSo it was a junior colleague's turn and she asked: "Who walks like this when she's angry?" she walked down the room, catwalking but flapping her arms everywhere like a bird.
Everyone laughed out loud including me, and then I heard everyone scream "Miss Bipolar" .
I went "Huh?, no way, I don't walk like that when I am angry" and the laughter increased and continued at my denial.
Fast forward to Sunday (yesterday), I was at the mall, the cashier was nasty cos the POS had network issues (like it was my fault) and I was pissed cos I had reported her to the manager. The manager called her up, only for her to fake an innocent face and say she didn't do anything like that.
I gave them both a piece of my mind and was walking off and then BAM! It hit me..
I was walking exactly the way I had been described, arms flapping everywhere like a bird, I bust into a fit of laughter, to add to my amusement, no one around knew why I was laughing that hard so they were giving me the "this one don start to dey craze" look.
Now, I am really watching myself in the office, it's either I stop walking off when I am angry or learn to keep my hands still.
Happy Day y'all.
Ihn our tonic. I read it to laugh. May God bless SDK. May God bless all the Angels here let someone remember me in the santa post.
ReplyDeleteIhn our tonic. I read it to laugh. May God bless SDK. May God bless all the Angels here let someone remember me in the santa post.
ReplyDeleteIhn our tonic. I read it to laugh. May God bless SDK. May God bless all the Angels here let someone remember me in the santa post.
ReplyDeleteSome of you really don't know how to moderately do amebo or where to draw the line. Imagine a BV went to ask Emeka Ugwuonye (a due process activist) on FB what his relationship status is. How do you walk up/approach a stranger and begin to ask them personal/private questions?
ReplyDeleteThe man answered her appropriately (politely insulted her) and posted their conversation on his FB wall. Some of you need to know where to draw the line please. If you aren't up close and personal with someone, don't go about asking them very personal questions. Whatever you see, take it like so!
The man must be proud, he didn't have to expose her. She was just showing her interest, he could have let her down without exposing her on his page. Immature, mtcheew.
DeleteHello everyone, read the chronicle of the girl who gisted her friends about everything. U that gal sef...but I think maybe Stella should be giving her comments in the comment box like everyone, all other bvs where just commenting in the shadow of Stella
ReplyDeleteWell it's me the real #Miss Kay
IHNs is here!
ReplyDeleteMe in high spirits ooo....ULTIMATE CYCLER done do me well....wetin you dey wait for? This recession done dey comot my side small small..
ReplyDeleteI am indeed grateful Lord..from the depth of my heart..
Holla if you wan follow me smile
..24DD91B3
Stells I must do showkey this December..once I clear my money for each level, BVS una go follow me smile I swear..
God bless us all
Thank God for a new day, Thank God for life, my stepson is feeling better. Thank you Lord.
ReplyDeletePlease who can help me with the site to download Bollywood movies. Thanks
ReplyDeletehahahaha Jacinta you are beautiful girl, i read on saturday where choi choi dey laugh at you. Dont mind them. The onitsha babe with sexy eyes, how far now. No id, no name. You be igbo, let me know.
ReplyDeleteMadam Chioma, you self get time ooo. Thank God your girl did not get hypertension and feel bad. I showed my sister your daughter's post, she laughed tire, ask me na so una people get bad mouth reach? When you get liver, you can withstand blog visitors poisonous mouth.
Who again, so many beautiful things on the blog. I don resume ooo. Was busy with our Annual Thanksgiving Saturday and Sunday, being say we killed a very big cow, i dey there, till them finish ooo and chop better peppersoup, that is why i no comment on Saturday and Sunday. The Queen thank you jare. I love you very much. Dont mind the anonymous on your case. Anybody wey take your comments serious, go enter bush.
Will come back to read more. Mercy how far ooo, did you come today?
Thanks dear don't mind dat stupid Choi Choi
DeleteJacintha am prettier than you sha lol so am not ur boo here. Anyway you look beautiful.sokoto corper betta shit Neva hold you lol
ReplyDeleteThanks white berry we all are beautiful. No one is ugly
DeleteBut she is not a beggar!
Delete@ideato 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteLol! Ide oo thought you have agreed to stop attacking White berry ooooo..choi!!!
DeleteBut she's not as fake as you idioti.
DeleteSomeone committed sucide in Enugu because of MMM?
ReplyDeleteSuicide*
DeleteThis rain that is about to fall is a great relief. The heat in Lagos is something else.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha white berry, you be funny girl ooo. I pray you get your wish ooo. No be small pikin wish you put down there. Oya monkeynofine, white berry is calling you.
ReplyDeleteSDK blog don turn commission oh.....@ I join dis commission....very soon nah soul winning them go say make we do!!!! Hahahahhahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahhahahahah.
DeleteLong yawn, why you too dey lie like this? lol @ some bvs
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN, Stella bae I hail oo
ReplyDeleteStart each day by declaring to yourself... "This is the day the Lord has made and I am going to be glad in it!"
ReplyDeleteJhw, what's happening of late? Adadioramma beat you to it. Is it your baby this time around? Kisses to your baby.
ReplyDeleteIhn is brief as usual. Will be right back.
Does sex lubricant gel hv any side effect on both male n female?
ReplyDeleteAbeg epp a sister.
please what is ORISHIRISHI?
ReplyDeleteI have read it a lot in this blog and I don't understand.
Orishirisi means diffrent part of meat,like wen u go to mamaput nd tell her to put kidney liver,fish,egg as in jst put orishirisi there,i hop u understood my explanation
Deleteso my SIL came back that she has been given injection with some drugs and that she couldn't find one of the drugs, i volunteered to help her look for it, all the pharmacies i went to said they don't have it so i decided to Google the Tab OC, only to find out its an Oral contraceptive drugs, i wondered why she will be given such prescription because she said she is not having sex with her guy and that they have decided to wait till after the wedding coming up next year... please apart from pregnancy prevention are there other illness that can be treated with Oral contraceptives.... i feel bad because i tell her everything and i thought we were friends...
ReplyDeleteWhen they say trust no one u think its a joke. When some ppl hurt u, u will live in shock a long time after
DeleteYes, hormonal imbalance.
DeleteEhen! See how you came here to do aproko for her matter, maybe she didn't tell you this one cos she knows you too like aproko
DeleteEhen! See how you came here to do aproko for her matter, maybe she didn't tell you this one cos she knows you too like aproko
DeleteShe may be having irregular periods. Some doctors prescribe oral contraceptive for it
DeleteYes. Sime gynecological issues are treated with OCP. E.g. Dysmenorrhea, Polycystic ovarian syndrome.
DeleteIt has also been said to prevent ovarian cancer.
DeleteIt's ihn again
ReplyDeleteFaces of ihn, unu try, so Jacinta, you had to go snap in the studio okwaya??? No wonder you wanted to bite off SDKs head for not posting your picture... lol..
Love me jeje, how is your day going....
God bless all the givers and receivers
Sign out post is the truth!!!
Contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes.
*Faithful bv*
Hahaha Thelma I took d picture long time ago
DeleteWelcome 1st IHN of the week! Stella n fellow BVNS how was ur weekend? Got this from a BBM contact
ReplyDeleteThe Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys!
Be wise
(Shared as copied online).
No be me talk am oh
Hello.. the good , bad , and ugly. Just want to say God loves you. The question is do you believe it.
ReplyDeleteA woman who greets me very well whenever she sees me saw me last week and said she had been looking out for me so, she could sell her microwave to me. Asked her to give me her no., she said "no phone" but would ask after me from my neighbour she visits once in a while so, she could direct her to my apartment.
ReplyDeleteAs early as 6:30am, was already preparing for work when I heard a knock, it was this woman with the microwave on her head. Sigh..She said she needed the cash to pay her daughter's fees so, she could write her exam.
I saw it but didn't want it cos what I've got in mind is a microwave oven with grill and not just a microwave so, turned her down. Then, I did what I've not done for someone I don't really know. I gave her 5k I wanted to use to buy a few things for myself today. Oh Lord! You should see the way this woman knelt down immediately to thank me. Ha! Small me? Small 5k? I instantly asked her to get up and didn't know when tears started dripping from my eyes. Honestly guys, no happiness beats helping someone truly in need. I just hope they allow her child write the exam with the 5k till she gets a buyer for her microwave.
Ps: sorry I'm posting this here. Was so busy I couldn't spare the time to do so on the spontaneous post.
Fina
U forgot to add ur ID so we can come n thank u
DeleteAwwww...
DeleteThat's very nice of you and may God bless you abundantly!...
Thank you so much for helping big a sister may God reward you accordingly. You will never be put to shame in Jesus name.
DeleteThis rain na elele
ReplyDeleteYes ooo 'DO YOU NOT SEND' was what caught my eyes in the whole of IHN news of today*shines teeth*YES!!! Stelz, I have quitted those 5 things in your sign out pix a long time ago I tell you.. it does not pay. Thank you very plenty!
ReplyDeleteI have quitted kwa? *faints
DeleteAnony can't you read?i no send you biko!
DeleteOK bye
ReplyDeleteIHN...
ReplyDeleteStella u for show us the birthday girl pics nah.
Beautiful faces of iHN
Ok
ReplyDeleteAnon 14:26 or Fina, thank you for helping her, May God Almighty reward you ooo.
ReplyDeleteWe did annual thanksgiving and people that attended were more than my church members ooo. Chai hungry dey land ooo
Buhari see what you have caused? May God Almighty forgive you
Thelma baby i am very fine ooo. I see your market stuff prices at Iyana paja, Ayobo? hope it is not much price.
ReplyDeleteI no dis is not a rant post but pls pardon me,am just tired, so fed up after all my efforts. This stomach fat wont leave me, I diet, drink green tea nd lipton wit ginger even exercise but weeks nd weeks go by withput seeing any result, its just too much.
ReplyDeleteI know my friends say my stomach isnt big but they havnt seen it well, am very slim nd any slight bloat is noticeable.
Am a young girl in my twenties, very tall, slim nd fair, I used to b very confident,i could beat kendall jenner hands down wit my perfect legs, waist down was nd still is da bomb, wen I walked by people comment,i should go for modelling nd why am I wasting my talent, my parents friends said their sons will marry me,i am d tallest girl in d family, they called me agbani,........before I knew it, I started having folds in my tummy, wasnt getting not even fat am still slim but d fats have taken over.
Just yesterday,i came out of my room nd my dad dat doesn't hide his mouth was like why is my stomach big abi I don carry belle, I was just weak, even my bros said my waist is expanding ,no more flat tummy, slim waist, they dont know d struggle, dont say am lazy, I take green tea on empty stomach, exercise, eat only fruits sometimes starve.
I really nid a flat stomach like kylie jenner, thinking of gping for surg even tho it'll take my one year allowance for sch to do that, lije hell niger no dey do fat removal surgery evennif them dey do,e no dey rampant, I cnt comr nd kill myself nd to go abroad na wishful thinking,for like kylie surgeon to pad me up. Lolzz i neva even cross ph border before,lord pls help me dis once, I dont care bout my skin anymore, just nid dis miracle, trying to make fun of it but its eating me up for long, even affecting my studies..ok am donee...
Anon 14:11 i dont think it is spiritual, remove your mind from it. If it happens again and again, then you got to do something about it. You have to pray to God.
ReplyDeleteIbukun dont worry, nothing bad will happen to you. You are covered with the Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, oya say Amen
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN... God bless us all
ReplyDeleteIHN eka abo! Just so sad,we lost our senior Pastor's wife o.... Really dunno why good pipo die easily. God please 'NEVER AGAIN'. May her soul rest in peace.Amen.
ReplyDeleteHOTR portharcourt?
DeleteHellooooooo!
ReplyDeleteI'm busy these days mehn!
Hi Monkeynofine, how are you sis?
Love me jeje, how your side?
Sandy Neky, how is Abuja?
Nnuku, how is the paent business?
XP, how are the twins?
Nmasinachi, kisses!
Stella olori oko bambam, you must enjoy me!
Where is Juicy Chic Chic? Stella is still waiting to enjoy you o.
Abj is cool and calm ma dear. Just chilling and staying positive!
DeleteHello IHN
ReplyDeleteJacinta you is a fine girl, don't let anyone make u feel bad.
ReplyDeleteThanks dear
DeleteSo this is Jacinta Mbachu?...
ReplyDeleteNne ijoo!...
Ijoro njo eji apu court!!..
See her unkempt nails and skin..ewwww
I like dark skinned but yours look so dirty!...
I need to slap my self for exchanging words with you here..
Damn!!...
Hahahahaha like Stella said, u will surely come to attack me. Linda eze I no send you. Go and take otapiapia and hang ur self. I'm black and beautiful. Black is original
DeleteDon't mind Queen of the bus, you are beautiful.
DeletePeeps, does anyone know any company or business that can post kilishi, dambu nama, spicy plantain chips and yaji pepper to me if I order? I'm really craving these things and it's not sold in my neck of the woods. I don't mind the cost, please...
ReplyDeleteFaces of IHN are beautiful, yea that bedwetting advise is true, happy new week all
ReplyDeleteThanks ijay u are beautiful too
DeleteIHN is Bae
ReplyDeleteCongrats to those that benefited from the give aways and those who will get the job
Hello Stella, have a nice week.
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