Onome was driving 1day in Warri.It became dark and he discovered that his headlights were not working.
As a sharp Effurun Warri guy,he decided 2follow the car in front of him and use its headlight to see his way.At some point,the car in front of him stopped and Onome stuck out his head and shouted angrily,My friend,what is your problem?Will you move?the man in the other car shouted back,Shuo!Which level?Make I move 4 inside my garage again?
The Way A Nigerian Sends Someone On An Errand will leave U confused!
The Way A Nigerian Sends Someone On An Errand will leave U confused!
MY UNCLE : Go and buy me baffing Soap. If
Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy
Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am
N80 and Joy soap na N70, buy Joy soap. But
if Joy and Lux
na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no
dey, buy Anyone wey Good, Wey be N70............
ME: Bros abeg, wetin u wan really buy?
Some Niggas Be decievinq Girls.. They Be Like "Baby i see My future kids in your eyes"
Chairman of National Population census
I hope you are Seeinq Baby cerelac, pampers and other Baby food in that same Eyes?
Hehehehehehehehhe....hope you laughed...if not please contact Lucille coconut oil and buy some for deliverance...bwahahahahaha
Chairman of National Population census
I hope you are Seeinq Baby cerelac, pampers and other Baby food in that same Eyes?
Hehehehehehehehhe....hope you laughed...if not please contact Lucille coconut oil and buy some for deliverance...bwahahahahaha
Lmao
ReplyDeleteLaff wan t**r my Nyash!....
Delete*Michael Uzoma Michael was here* #Uzomedia
Rotfl wow nice laughs but yesterday's was nicer.
DeleteLol 😍 😍
DeleteLmao. This just made my sunday
ReplyDeleteFunny
Deleteeven though I've seen most of them, i still laughed.
ReplyDeleteLol,am here seriously waiting for those that did not laugh
Deletethis is the best laughs so far.
ReplyDeletei laughed all through
thank you Stella
Hahahaha@the girls that I wants to date me. Funny jokes
DeleteI laughed oooo, thanks Stella.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
I laughed oooo, thanks Stella.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteLol @ the girls I want to date VS the girls that want me
ReplyDeleteAnd the Sky diving
These laughs are hilarious. Abeg make I go praise God for church before I miss praise and worship.
ReplyDeleteLol dat christain praise song is actually in hausa meaning he has done it den d twisted part is 'abun da mutum bai yi ba yesu yayi'
ReplyDeleteHilarious memes. I just can't stop laughing lol.
ReplyDeleteThat Nigerian old school song got me.
Am telling you oh Mrs romans.
DeleteVery funny oh,I was on the bus laughing people think I was crazy
ReplyDeleteBvssssss welcome me I have finally gotten an id and I promise to be of good conduct
Welcome and be good
DeleteCertainly
DeleteEvery spirit trying to put load on my head, father Lord hahahahahaha. So funny
ReplyDeleteLmao happy sunday anty stella
ReplyDeleteHahaha. LWKM. That's song sha. When it gets to that part, na to chew mouth sure pass 😀😀😀😀
ReplyDeleteFunny much.
laughter pattern had to change at a point. Choi! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI laughed all through.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteIt's very hilarious
Laughter got me rolling on the floor
ReplyDelete#Lying doesn't make the truth go away, it just postpones it*
ReplyDeleteBest laughs ever, tanx Stella u just made my day
ReplyDeleteLol @ dat song yaayi yaayi yesu yaayi...d rest na chop mouth and ends with yaayi.
ReplyDeleteBurukutu na this na that na yaayi😄
DeleteOh yes. I laughed.
ReplyDeleteRecall the formative years and the Hausa songs. Hahaha
Yesu Sarki...Yayi ooh,
Yaayi, Yaayi, Yesu, Yaayi
Yayi ooh,
Abun da mutun baiyi
Ba Yesu Yayi.
Cost of baby things...skyrocket prices. Jeez
Chocolate and 6 million dollars?
As an unrepentant connoisseur, Father Lord grant my wish.
Amen!
Jesu.....your head is there,no wonder I've always loved you!! You got that song as far as I'm concerned cos that sounds more posts like how I sing it!!
DeleteCookie ooo. Hahaha
DeleteThanks boo. Mi love you too.
Got your shout out to 'lo and behold'. Not their name o it was a comment by funny bv Ivory in one of the old posts.
I still recall the childhood Music Group and the sweet Hausa songs like Ahhayye Yaro by Funmi Adams.
Good old days when trophies were won.
Singing...
Ahhayyeee Yaro baruba
Ahhayyee Azare
Yaro tafo maza tafo maza
Yaro tafo maza muje gida
I miss Aunty Funmi jare
Xhlrted P
Lmao. Am guilt of that song.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh especially that meme u call the police to report your ex as a drug dealer...hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteYayi o yayi yayi yesu yayi
ReplyDeleteAtubulutubayibayesuyayi
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Were u expecting the correct lyrics lol.
Laughed all through
ReplyDeleteI didn't laugh at all.
ReplyDeleteThis exam I just finished zapped out every form of emotions from me. Is tiredness an emotion 😩
The message one got me. Thanks
ReplyDeleteLol @ "when you send him a self or.." Ctfu
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Did Oshomole really do that? I need money should be an emotion mbok
ReplyDeleteIf you are a married man and you want a discreet relationship in Lagos pin D1E46565
ReplyDeleteThe lux and Joy soap got me laughing so hard!!! Bros,abeg which one you really want?
ReplyDeleteCopy that, really funny
DeleteLaughter is indeed a good medicine. I just forgot I have worries.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhah...he lux and joy soap meme and the song yayi yayi yesu yayi...the mouth choping and speak in tongue is on another level.hahahahahaahahah
ReplyDeleteLol @ all. Very interesting. Thanks stellz, me enjoyed them
ReplyDeleteThe lux and joy soap got me laughing so hard. Hehehehehhe
ReplyDeleteExactly what I do whenever I sing the yayi song.
ReplyDeleteDid I laugh? Maybe I really need the coconut oil 😩😩
ReplyDeleteLol , the way a Nigerian send someone on an erand will leave you confused it really got me rolling because #am guilty# lwkmd .
ReplyDeleteThe joy and lux soap got me, so true. Most times I tend to even cram what's being said so as to know which option comes first, if not, na to go back house go ask them again wetin them talk.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteThe one that got me is calling the mama dt boo is dead,sharing of cry lol
ReplyDeleteNo dull moment here, I laughed so hard.
ReplyDeleteThe over sharp warri guy is the funniest
ReplyDeleteThat kermit meme of 1000 with conductor and uncle errand of buying soap got me. Lol
ReplyDeleteI laughed all through especially the the song joke. Another song that makes people speak in tongues is this akwa iBom/ calamari song wo yi o aka nam kwe, pardon my spelling.
ReplyDeleteI laughed all through especially the the song joke. Another song that makes people speak in tongues is this akwa iBom/ calamari song wo yi o aka nam kwe, pardon my spelling.
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