Saturday Laughs ..Hehehe

EBUKA AND THE EXAM
Ebuka told his Oga to wait at gate to pick him up after Commerce exam.

He was given question paper and the only question he could answer was Question No.3 and it says:

"Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

He smiled and wrote his answer:

"Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba"

He then submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: How did it go?
Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, "Differentiate between a warehouse and a Shop"

Oga: What did you write?
Ebuka: I wrote that "Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba"

Oga: Is that all you wrote?
Ebuka: Yes.

Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address, stupid boy! That's how you lose customers, idiot!!!
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"If a man is stingy with his hard earned money, I can understand that, but I can't understand why a woman should be stingy with a hole she did not drill"- Robert Mugabe 😀😀😀


Have you seen an IGBO
MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before?

NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS;


1. Amaka Okporoko

2. Uche Azu ndu

3. KC Abacha

4. Nkechi Crayfish

5. Chika Anu ewu

6. Ndubuisi Afo anu

8. Nonye Tomato

9. Tony Beans

10. Ify Garri

11. Nkiru Okpa

12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei

13. Okey Kanda

14. Chidi Anu Jaki

15. Emeka Akpannu.

16. Nduka Yobasi

17. Chioma Azu mangala

18. Emma Odu efi

19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu

20. Stella Ukpaka

21. Odukwe Anu ewu

22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka

23. Ezinne Ukazi

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