Beautiful Monday!
I hope you are having a good start in the new week?
God bless,no stress!
I miss my #CookiesAndCream.
BEAUTIFUL FACE OF IHN SAYS...
Hello Stella. I'm New bv(still getting used to this term). Your blog just has this addictive spirit attached to it..
This blog is really one that anyone could get back home to, sit on a couch, grab popcorn and Relax..
I really don't mind their bad mouth oh.. .na just mouth after all, nothing more
BV Blessing
Beautiful Blessing you are so blessed.I love your hairdo..what is this called?Is it crochet?I am planning on crocheting for Christmas oh.
If you think you are good enough to make face of IHN,Please send in your photo,all it takes is for you to have confidence and believe that you look good.
For example,there is nothing anyone can tell me that will convince me otherwise that i am not beautiful..I was made in God's likeness so i stand on that,if you are seeing anything else then you dental help for your eyes...LOL
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NOODLES GIVEAWAY
Good day Stella, Happy sunday to you. Thanks for giving us a home in your blog, keep up the good work. Lots of love. I would like to giveaway two cartons of noodles of Honeywell and Dangote to two struggling mothers who are really in need of it. Location is isolo, Lagos.
Please i'll also appreciate if you'll help me to post this, I am a wholesaler of kings, Mamador and Power oil groundnut oil, for a my fellow BV'S who are into hamper business this Xmas period please patronize your BV sister. Kindly call 07014295246.
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APPRECIATION FOR 5K GIVEAWAY FROM ENGR AYYUB
Hello Stella,
I am sending this appreciation on behalf of my son.He was chosen for Engr Ayyub monthly give away to enable me pay his fees.
I want to appreciate you for your kind gesture and the platform and for Engr Ayyub household, their source will never run dry and God will continue to bless the entire household.Amen.
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MAKEUP ARTISTE NEEDED ASAP
I am in need of make up artist preferably those that reside in anambra state for my upcoming traditional marriage next month. No buhari price please coz we are working on a tight budget. U can reach me on angeleze35@gmail.com
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In Need Of A Good Affordable Generator.
Hello Stella and fellow BVs....trust your weekend was excited.
Please I'm in need of a sound generator for my fridge and electronics, this heat is too much.
Any BV around Yaba or Lagos mainland who is willing to sell his/her own at an affordable price should contact me on 08025653564. Thanks and have a fruitful week.
No Buhari price please!
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HELP...I NEED HELP!!!
Good day Stella,
I really hate bringing domestic issues to the public sphere but my God I need help.
I lost it yesterday and really beat my wife. I am really slow to anger but when I lose it, I really go to extremes.
Just looking at the bruises this morning and I shudder knowing I did this to the mother of my children.
Suddenly my reason for hitting her seems trivial. Where does one get help on anger management please?
This woman is a good woman. I mean good but in 8years I've not been able to deal with her stubborn side.
I don't want to say what she did or does to trigger this. That's not my reason for sending this. I just want help. I have become what I used to criticize as a bachelor and I hate myself.
Please don't tell me to just take a walk whenever she starts her issues cos I've tried that and please don't tell me to find a pastor. I can't stand them.
I want a therapist a hotline something biko nwannem. I love this woman.
Please if you are a therapist and can help this man,contact him via addyfel@gmail.com
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FREE BRIDAL MAKEOVER
Hello My darling Stella.
Fortunes Gold Beauty makeovers will love to do a free bridal makeover for any bride in Benin or Warri getting married on the 3rd of December.
Contact: 08114743364 ( Please WhatsApp only).
Thanks darling Stella.
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HEAD TEACHER WANTED
Hi Stella,
Thank you for posting my last email. However, I am still looking for a Head teacher for a new Daycare and nursery school at Agip area.
Interested candidates should have at least 3 years experience, must be female, and should have relevant qualifications especially regarding dealing with children.
Anyone who is interested should kindly send their cv's to incnig.careers@gmail.com or call 07066683821 for more information.
Thank you so much.
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VACANCIES
My dearest Stella,
Please I have some vacancies. If it's okay by you, I would appreciate it if you can help me post it as a vacancy section of your blog. It could go a long way in helping someone there, even if it's just to have a place to go every morning.
Many thanks.
1) JOB TITLE: Driver
REPORTING TO: Administrator
EDUCATIONAL/PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATION: WAEC
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE: 3 years
PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES:
Christian, Single, Neat and Of Good Character, Honest, Ready To Take Instructions
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES/DUTIES:
Driving and some other related assignments
REQUIRED SKILLS/COMPETENCIES:
Good knowledge of Lagos Roads, Must possess valid Driver’s License, Good driving skills, Safety Conscious and Law Abiding.
TYPE OF EMPLOYMENT (FULL OR PART TIME): Full Time
MALE/ FEMALE: Male
AGE RANGE: Matured
SALARY: N25, 000 - N30, 000
DATE OF RESUMPTION: Immediately
To apply, please send your CV to iejrecruitments@yahoo.com on or
before Friday, 25th November 2016
2) JOB TITLE: Receptionist
REPORTING TO: Administrator
EDUCATIONAL/PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATION: OND
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE: 2 years
PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES: Christian, Neat and of good character, cheerful and good looking, Ready to take instructions
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES/DUTIES:
Secretarial duties, Guest relations
REQUIRED SKILLS/COMPETENCIES:
Computer literacy, Good human relations, Location- around Ikeja/ Maryland
TYPE OF EMPLOYMENT (FULL OR PART TIME): Full Time
MALE/ FEMALE: Female
AGE RANGE: Matured
SALARY: N25, 000 - N35, 000 (depending on the qualification)
DATE OF RESUMPTION: Immediately
To apply, please send your CV to iejrecruitments@yahoo.com on or before Friday, 25th November 2016
2) JOB TITLE: Receptionist
REPORTING TO: Administrator
EDUCATIONAL/PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATION: OND
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE: 2 years
PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES: Christian, Neat and of good character, cheerful and good looking, Ready to take instructions
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES/DUTIES:
Secretarial duties, Guest relations
REQUIRED SKILLS/COMPETENCIES:
Computer literacy, Good human relations, Location- around Ikeja/ Maryland
TYPE OF EMPLOYMENT (FULL OR PART TIME): Full Time
MALE/ FEMALE: Female
AGE RANGE: Matured
SALARY: N25, 000 - N35, 000 (depending on the qualification)
DATE OF RESUMPTION: Immediately
To apply, please send your CV to iejrecruitments@yahoo.com on or before Friday, 25th November 2016
3) JOB TITLE: Cleaner
REPORTING TO: Administrator
PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES Neat and of good character, Ready to take instructions
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES/DUTIES:
General cleaning of the office, other assigned duties and errands
REQUIRED SKILLS/COMPETENCIES:
Location- around Ikeja/ Maryland
TYPE OF EMPLOYMENT (FULL OR PART TIME): Full Time
MALE/ FEMALE: Any found suitable
AGE RANGE: 25 - 35
SALARY: N20, 000
DATE OF RESUMPTION: Immediately
To apply, please call 0816-793-5151
Thank you!!!!
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APPRECIATION FOR GIVEAWAY FROM BV TRINITY'S SISTER
My dear BVs,
Hope you are doing great. Thanks Stella for the good work. God richly reward you. I want to appreciate Trinity's sister for the giveaway items she gave me. I saw her post and requested for the diapers which she gave me. She was so nice and down to earth. Thank you so much. God shall surprise you. Thanks dear Trinity for acting as a go between and selecting me. I appreciate you as well. I really need it now cos I'm expecting And my husband and I are looking for jobs. God told me not to worry and He has been taking care of us. I encourage pregnant women to trust God. He would take care of His own. I appreciate this big great family.
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ENGAGEMENT GONE WRONG
Good day,
This is a story on how my cousin got herself engaged.
Last year Christmas she met a guy, they dated throughout the Christmas period. After the Christmas celebration, he visited the girl's family home, he met her mother and promised to come back later in January with his kinsmen.
Naim, my cousin rush go Aboki shop buy engagement ring wear herself, she even changed her relationship status on Facebook to ENGAGED.
After several months without the guy showing his face, she went on Facebook and posted a horrible story 'that her fiancΓ© died in a horrible accident'. Come and see people showing pity to her. Stella it wasn't funny then ooh, whenever I remember I just laugh hard...
What's my point? our ladies shouldn't be in a hurry.
VACANCY FOR DRIVER
Dearest Stella,
We require the services of a PROFESSIONAL DRIVER. He should be RESPONSIBLE, VERY EXPERIENCED and MATURE MINDED. Good natured and well mannered as well. If you do not have the above qualities please do not bother to apply.
Location is Festac, so he should live around Festac and environs.
To apply, send an application to: ajservicescompany@gmail.com
What's my point? our ladies shouldn't be in a hurry.
I hope that her facebook post will not come back to hant her when she eventually gets engaged for real....
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VACANCY FOR DRIVER
Dearest Stella,
We require the services of a PROFESSIONAL DRIVER. He should be RESPONSIBLE, VERY EXPERIENCED and MATURE MINDED. Good natured and well mannered as well. If you do not have the above qualities please do not bother to apply.
Location is Festac, so he should live around Festac and environs.
To apply, send an application to: ajservicescompany@gmail.com
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SIGNING OUT NICELY
Monday IHN…
ReplyDeleteAll you dat is taking me to do meme ehn……THE THUNDER…….lol
Wishing you all a fruitful week
Joblesshousewife
IHN
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Any job vacancies in delta state bvs?...can be reached by 08171324827
DeleteCan somebody tell Young shall grow motors Iddo to release my waybill. Freaky tired of this tusdling. Auto correct na you sabi.
DeleteI love that man for seeking help cause he knows anger is bad,may God heal you and your marriage.
DeleteGirls don't engage yourself,be patient.
Abuja BV's pls who can help me get a job @ Diff Hospital, the fertility section. where I am presently is killing me bit by bit, I have 6months experience as trainee embryologist.
DeleteWelcome IHN
ReplyDeleteRhoda. So u nor get work abi? Na to dey sdkb dey comment 24/7 you sabi ni. Stupid single mom. Ashawo.
DeleteRhoda Rex, you are really trying to be the first bv to comment. Keep it up.
DeleteIntrepid, for where? That first position belongs to JHW o. Lol
DeleteIHN !
ReplyDeleteHi5 Stella π
Awesome week bvs.
2nd??
ReplyDeleteIHN news is here!
ReplyDeleteAm I first???
ReplyDelete6th. πππππ
DeleteNo, ure the 6th. Try harder
DeleteNope
DeleteThe Prophet (peace be upon him) said:
ReplyDeleteHe who buys a stolen property, with the knowledge that it was stolen, shares in the sin and shame of stealing.
Haqq
DeleteFact.
DeleteHi
ReplyDeleteIhn is bae
ReplyDeleteIHN IS HERE !
ReplyDeleteGOD BLESS THE GIVERS !!
GOD BLESS THE RECEIVERS !!!
GOD BLESS MY WONDERFUL BVs !!!!
BLESSINGS ON BLESSINGS !!!!!
Ihn is here
ReplyDeleteYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay .. I will be back to read comment
#squattogrowthatbooty #thickfatbooty
welcome Ihn!!
ReplyDeleteYayyy, in house news... first???
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday Mrs Kirk's and my fellow bvs. Am so excited this week.
ReplyDeleteServing small chops and cocktails today. Ihn too bad
ReplyDeleteCan an anonymous tear pant....tear pants?
ReplyDeleteOk
ReplyDeleteIHN
ReplyDeleteGod bless us all
Can anyone help with what extension I can use to lock my hair? The dreadlocks style I mean. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteRoyal Silk?
DeleteIn fact I'm looking for a good place to make locs with extensions in Lagos. Correct place o.
DeleteI buzzed a salon, they said 20k. I wanted to ask if it's with feeding.
Desperate things people do just to answer Mrs Somebody! Oriegwu!
ReplyDeleteIhn o ti de
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely week, all. God bless our hustle
ReplyDeleteEnd time things
ReplyDeleteI finally PH today,
ReplyDeletethe amount i put is too much for a first timer, i didn't tell anyone the amount so that i won't be discouraged. please wish me well so long throat will not kill me,
i badly need that money.
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
DeleteMost of you people can't be billionaires...
Don't you know making money is risk?...
Hian...
Nothing dey happen biko...
Lol. Same thing i did when i first ph. I didnt want bad belle to discourage me. Don't worry dear U will get ur money. Nor b long throat jor
DeleteDon't you worry Yum Yum. Na u go still laff last by the time u GH.
DeleteMarjorie
Welcome aboard mavrodian
DeleteSail on
Wishing you God's speed
Dont worry, u will get up money back plus interest, my younger brother did exactly that, he refused to disclose the money he started with to avoid bashing or incase he didn't get his money back, so we won't start playing the blaming game, but I encouraged him to go on.
DeleteDesperate Girls everywhere.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Actress Amanda ebiye on the birth of her son in canada.
Huh?
DeleteBut Amanda is not married!
Get info on who the father is.
Which millionaire Amanda born for. From a broken home to a Baby mama
Delete#accursed
@ Emjay,
ReplyDelete@Spanish Lantern
@Gbonju
YesN MMM United is real, you trade using kripto currency i.e BitCoin and its 100% like I said yesterday
Cant drop much info here koz it might not get posted
Send a message on whatsapp
Sero nine sero five sero three eight six eight two two
Will answer all thy questions and show thee the way to the promise land
Lol
Big Shout Out to Bv Ehi
Me love you plenty
MMM global or united as u call it in Nigeria was what led to crash of MMM SA and Zimbabwe, after sometime they wont cope with the 100% interest so u people shud thread with caution.
Deletethe person looking for gen i pray with all my heart that u find cos gaddemit buying a new generator in this time when recession is smelling everywhere isnt funny.Imagine i better pass my neighbour from the days of 10k is now 26 k bet why?Then this big yellow firman from100k is now 300k?where do people who can hardly get by find the money to get these things,wharahell? Not funny one bit.
ReplyDeleteGod bless us all on here
ReplyDeleteMr Violent horseband continue blaming her for the beatings u hear? If you love her, stop hitting her
Don't mind the stupid man
DeleteYou obviously didn't comprehend what he wrote up there,
DeleteGod bless the givers and upgrade the receivers.
ReplyDeleteGod bless me and my family.
Sdkb rocks.
Sdkers are the rockers.
Stella la rock.
Lee boo is the rocket.
Jesus is the king.
Some testimonies are quite funny .
Someone shared her testimony of how she was busy watching a fight when the police just came and arrested everyone there and before you She ended up in prison. I was just wondering if it's even possible.
Short and precise in house news.
This is special shout out to my girlie @ Omasiri, happy married life.
This is wishing forever with boo. I love you.
Welcome Ihn, happy new week everyone
ReplyDeleteI'm just so upset. Just checked my nysc posting, only to be told that I'll be in stream 2 in January. After buying everything and preparing. Smh
ReplyDeleteI hat this stupid country. They just ruined all my plans.
Why didn't they prepare my mind for this disappointment before now. Smh
Sorry booboo.... Everything happens for a reason.
DeleteGod knows what is best for you.
Same with me
DeleteSending ehugs to you.
DeleteEvery disappointment is a blessing
Have a blessed day doll
Welcome Ihn
ReplyDeleteLols @ the engagement story.
ReplyDelete*hate
ReplyDeleteIhn is here, wetin I go do as Npower no con choose me now. Shuuuuuu
ReplyDeleteOga u don't love her, if u do you would overlook her 'wahala'. If u can't, send her packing before you kill her cos after therapy, you'll still beat her.
ReplyDeleteBb na don't be too hard on someone who has already acknowledged his weakness and now seeking help. After therapy, he will be a better person as just he has in mind.
DeleteMarjorie
#Truth
ReplyDeleteThey don't only get upset when the rain comes, they blame the imaginary devil & pay their hard earned money as seed, tithe and offering hoping the problem evaporates.
Priceles juwell, pliss let the trollers be. Ve axed the village tellor to make you a thick skeen martirial so you can wear it argainst the trollers and internate thugs.
ReplyDeleteTanks to heavryevery sombori who welkoms me. I appreshirt you guys.
#I lof you.
# It's nice stayin calm.
#i'm your boo.
Ve, a grate wick heavryone.
Villager,u must be from abakaliki...u dey try, keep it up π
DeleteAm so excited this week. Mmm is paying me this week, salary is this week, my turn to collect 'esusu' this week and 13th month this Week! Am looking at nothing less than 2.5mil by Friday. Maybe I will do shoki. But I hate to type. Everybody remain blessed.
ReplyDeleteYou are on point.
DeleteAwwwww
DeleteCongratulations
invest wisely biko
Wowwww
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DeleteI'm happy for you o.....oluwa pick my call quick,i beg u
DeleteIhn is here
ReplyDeleteLet me go and read
IHN is here, good one too
ReplyDeleteHusbands of Lagos. Livinus be killing me.
ReplyDeleteI so love the way Tosan talks and acts with his wife, even the way he psyches her. Yea, he's a bad girl but I just love his smooth way. I love playful men Sha.
Someone should tell livinus to stop killing me with laughter.
Ego oyibo dey try for livinus I swear....what a horseband!!!!
DeleteSusan Patrick na another mumu....very dumb.
Noted
ReplyDeleteOpen your heart to love and you'll Be blessed!
ReplyDeleteIt's not rocket science,no matter how faceless this blog is,whatever you dish out to a certain extent reflects who you truly are.
Stop the HATE and embrace LOVE!
Don't be irritated or intimidated by others success stories and fancy life style!
It could have been you if only you open your mind to LOVE.
WISHING YOU ALL SUCCESS AND BLESS YOU ALL.
Well said
DeleteThe gospel truth Lagos babe. The hate is many from bvs can't they sell or learn trade. Smh
DeleteI read on ihn lastwk abt a lady that was raped and pregnant. And I decided to write this....pls and pls if u have any friend that tells u that she was raped pls and pls match to a hospital even if it is a govt hospital and see a doc, tell he or her that u were raped and u don't want to get pregnant,they know what to do or if u are raped too, do the same thing too by going to the hospital or go to the nearest pharmacy and get a postinor 2 it shd be 300-350 naira. Bcos I can't imagine the physical and emotional trauma nt to talk abt been pregnant for a rapist. It is better u flush that sperm out and also trreat yourself from any infection. Pls and pls try and do it b4 it develops into a baby.
ReplyDeleteMay God never allow his children be a victim #pls 4give my typos
Yeah, I read the post, I was so pissed off, u got raped and u did not use your common sense to take after morning pill or go to d hospital, although she did not indicate of she was a virgin or novice, I just don't get it.
DeleteIHN... my love for you
ReplyDeleteGod bless the givers and receivers. Thank God for this platform. I got pregnant after two months of marriage. Na so I come go see doctor ooooo, he come talk say it's too early na, that I should have enjoyed my husband more first. God's grace I will send my LRD next year.
ReplyDeleteI should have listened to u guys when I advised me to take my maid to the hospital before sending her back to the village. I'm that same Bv dat caught my husband sleeping with our maid. The girl is pregnant. And she said my husband is responsible. Her mother called me yesterday. Telling me that, hubby must marry her daughter o. I got another shocker wen hubby admitted he slept with her 'only' five times. Han! I practically ran mad when I heard that. He just knelt down I started begging again. That, he will never marry her. And I was like, really? I thought it was only that once I caught them. Never knew they have been doing it before I caught them. Just when I was getting over the first one. Oh God, my home is ruined o. I never expected that d girl will get pregnant. What do I do now?
ReplyDeleteOnly 5 times? Goddammit.
DeleteInvite the girl to your house again and give her an abortion pill..
DeleteWhat rubbish?...
You guys always end up that way when you come here to get an advice.
DeletePrepare your mind, your husband is about to get marry to a new wife.
Congratulations in advance.
Ngwanu clap for yasef like the mumu woman that you is. Foolish woman ya eye don clear now abi? Infact you dey craze for not taking our advice. Park out of the house so she will come and stay and birth plenty children for ya Horseband .oooh gosh I hate foolish woman. Mhen am pissed I need cold water.
DeleteLet me wait for bvs to finish you.
*grabs cucumber*
Chai! Sorry o. He even admitted 5 times. Nor mind that your husband o. He slept with the maid countless times.
DeleteSad sad sad
DeleteYour home is not ruined (yet)
Unless you are willingto pack up and leave for the maid
Really sorry Ma'm
Next time take our advice
DeleteNo need of advising you on the way forward bc you won't do it.
Hmmmm serious gbese. 5times hmmmm
DeletePoison ur that man u call a horseband!
DeleteWtf!!!!!! But madam,u were told to go to hospital before taking her back to village naa cos I can remember ur story here.
Speechless
DeleteMarjorie
Nwa Amaka nwa nne m
DeleteI join you wonderment at 5 times only
Men !.....the thing in between their legs.!
The erection of that 'thing' is misdirecting, misleading and causing family crisis since 1900
Dear BV....stand your ground no marriage, make she born am.
It is well my dear. E-hug
You didn't take the first advice. How sure are we dat u will take this one?
DeleteYou didn't listen to us the first time, what do you want us to do for you this time?
DeleteHmmm!!!!!!
DeleteThis is deep ooooooo.
May God give you the wisdom on how to handle it Cos this is HEARTWRENCHING.
Men and their plenty plenty wahala.
It's well dear
So what should we do with this info, since u won't take our advise, kpele oh, is the only thing I have for u
DeleteI'm sorry guys. I was just pissed. Couldn't stand her presence at all. I had to send her back before I commit murder.
DeleteNo need to cry. Bring her in to have the baby!
DeleteFace of IHN is ok
ReplyDeleteFace of IHN is pretty!
ReplyDeleteHappy new week to you all.
The man with the anger management ish' I hope you find the help you need.
God bless all the givers.
Nice sign out Stella Dimoko. Some planted cocoyam but they're expecting to harvest plantain.
Ihn is here,God bless you all
ReplyDeleteAddyfel i feel for you. what you need is to pray against Spirit of Anger. Are you sure it is not buhari recession that is affecting you? The anger in this country is really getting out of hand. I pity your wife oo. Next time, na to break your head with pestle when you beat her then your brain go reset.
ReplyDeleteBlessing you are beautiful. The same name with my sister. Enjoy your IHN.
Chai, JHW will now be running like headless chicken to be no 1. hahahaha abeg that chicken picture used on her just make me to continue to laugh. No vex ooo.
Congrats to those chosen for the N5,000 and for Trinity's give away.
Chai see list for drivers... na wa ooo N25,000 for this buhari recession.
All these people that dont want buhari recession to buy things, so you expect them to do give away price for una abi? Go and buy i better pass my neighbour genset and manage na.
anyway, next week, i will start my ritual of malt and milk. I see i don get competitor on that. Abeg dont join my malt and milk session. It is only for Loveme tender jare.
HELP! HELP!! HELP OOOOOH!
ReplyDeleteMy ogbonge bvs, abeg can someone puhleeeeease suggest a movie i can watch that can keep me glued to my seat? I am tired of waiting for GOT season 7 biko. Boredom wan kill me for this Gombe wey I dey oooh.
Help a sister bfor I die. This town dry ehn,na razz people full this town. Mhen I miss Jtown can't wait to be back mbok.
CC: EKA JOY, IPHIE, KEVIN (Stells cousine)
I am waiting ooooh.
stella "how is you"? How is ya body? How is "coogies and kream" *in jenifas voice*
Scandal and Devious maids.
Delete7 is the last season... They're wrapping it up, and it'd hav just 6 episodes
DeleteI love the crochet hair do
ReplyDeleteI heard it grows hair too.
Ihn is here
ReplyDeleteIhn no shoki?
ReplyDeleteI will read comments in the morning. There better be drama.
ReplyDeleteit's difficult commenting on.. dunno if it's from my browser. I have used Firefox, chrome, adblocker browser, no way!!
ReplyDeleteI can't come and go and kill myself.. anon mode for now till I am able to sort this out. BUT WILL ALWAYS INCLUDE MY BLOG ID.
Stella love, hope we are good now? I love u darling.
kisses everyone.. may this week bring us unending favour.
One and only CHYSUGAR on SDK
There are other bvs with this your problem@chysugar . add your ID to comment
Deleteyes time to rant.... all of Una asking Buhari to resign... Una dhey craze?..when someone good comes up Una no go vote because the person no get money to buy recharge cards, polo, face cap, and bag of rice before Una go vote.. after you all be complaining... see a post on economic matters. just 22comments but if Na for boyfriend and girlfriend matter or toto and prick matter.. 345comments... Una no serious for this country.. yes.. that's why the politicians take you guys for granted... youth is just Ehn.. dunno.. compared to other youths of other countries... I dhey vex.. .by the way, what guarantee you all have that if he leaves, the next person would effect the kinda change you want... Ehn?... which Nigeria president Una never criticize before?... we have problems as Nigerians... yes... no president wey go enter wey Nigerians no go criticize and say all sort of rubbish...well, truth is that... before 2019 election I go do my assessment on this administration... not a fan of any.. but I pray for the president to succeed......
ReplyDeleteY are you angry?
DeleteOya take this cold malt.
Bros u don chop today?
DeleteI'm plus one today
ReplyDeletethank you jesus
Happy birthday dearie
DeleteEnjoy your day
Hbd Gwen. God bless ya new age. Why dint you send ya pix na, are you scared of our bad mouth? We only bark we don't bite. Have fun dear.
Delete*grabs cucumber*
Haply birthday
DeleteHappy
DeleteHbd
DeleteHappy birthday
DeleteHBD to you.
DeleteHappy Birthday dear
DeleteHappy birthday
DeleteHbd dear. Enjoy ur day
DeleteNo shoki rain today? Even if there was, spirits would have loaded them.
ReplyDeleteGod bless Engr Ayyub.
IHN is here.Wishing everybody a wonderful week ahead!STELLA COME TO DADDy
ReplyDeleteKelvin dat edo boi the bwess presser, what is the address of that your barbeque joint in maryland again? I want to come and taste your barbeque this weekend. After eating barbeque, we will pwess ourselves. You know you are round like a size 18 lady so enough pwessing. After pwessing, we will try and see if your alleged biro cover something will be able to lash otele. If not, we will find a way around it or that your brother can stand in for you if his own is not biro cover.
ReplyDeleteKwakwakwakwa...
DeleteLwkmd!....
Kelvin this is a great challenge from Choi Choi. Show your fucking prowess sharp sharp
DeleteChoiii @choi choi
DeleteLmfaoooo
When you are poor you think like a poor man.
ReplyDeleteTubaba bought an engagement ring for his wife worth N5million Nigerians complained there are many hungry people and he shouldn't spend much on that.
P square drank a wine of N2million, some sections of Nigerians complained he should have drank cheaper wine and used the proceed to help the poor.
Linda Ikeji bought a hand bag worth N500,000, some sections beefed her she is posing and she should have bought a cheaper bag as many people are hungry.
Iphone 7 is out worth half a million naira some Nigerians are complaining about those who bought it saying does the phone have fridge, key to life etc, that they should have used the money to empower the poor.
Emeka Offor buried his father with a Golden casket worth over N15million and some section of Nigeria is complaining why can't he use the money to help the poor.
My friend shut up, that expensive phone you are using to read this why not use Nokia 3310 or torchlight Nokia and use the rest to help the poor? Why are you being so hypocritical? Let shy away from poor man mentality.
A Togolese proverb says "once you are poor you think like a poor man".
#DontQuoteMe#
Lol...Unless Oraifite boys are not smart, they will just go and dig open that grave and steal d casket...money speaks...
DeleteThank you. Preach to them broke ass
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DeleteNa frustration n hunger dey cause all that beef oh.
Very apt message
Delete#15Million for ordinary casket? Chai
DeleteWowwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteWooowwwwwww
Woooooowwwww
Ihn had come oooo
ReplyDeleteI've been so excited today
ReplyDeleteCounting my blessings and thanking God for yet another year
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday Ammie. Nwannem Na Agbaja Abatete.
DeleteMeekwa waa cake na ebe fu
Hbd darling
Deleteface of IHN.... you so lovely..see those cute smiles.. you pretty.. . I love that your hair style... bae knows that's my favorite female hairstyle...
ReplyDeleteoga wife beater weldone o.
ReplyDeleteall these wife beaters never learn their lesson, i blame their women.
ladies/if you can't beat them arrange for them to be beaten.
don't let any mofo turn you to a punching bag.
Hahahahahahaha haba babe you bad oooh.
DeleteKwakwakwakwakw can't stop laughing.
*grabs cucumber*
oga wife beater weldone o.
ReplyDeleteall these wife beaters never learn their lesson, i blame their women.
ladies/if you can't beat them arrange for them to be beaten.
don't let any mofo turn you to a punching bag.
That engagement ring story is very scary. Why would she say her fiance died? She should have just changed her status back to single. What if a guy comes around and people start telling him to run for his dear life. Ladies need to be careful o.
ReplyDeleteHow can a lady use her money to go buy engagement ring for herself. Laughing and weeping
ReplyDeleteStella you have some really crazy bvs here. They made my weekend sweet with their comments.
ReplyDeleteAh Stella no Shoki!!!!! I haff vex..π π π π π π π π π π π
ReplyDeleteOK. Bye
ReplyDeleteWhere is that Elena bitter bitch. Lesbian idiot.
ReplyDeleteSmelling drama
DeleteElena the sadist is chairlady for those bvs sending hate comments to Stella. Idiotic lesbian, look SDK pls don't drop her comments here anymore. Quack doctor Elena
Deleteshook Mtn 1500
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Incorrect.....u try
DeleteShook ?
DeleteIncorrect pin
Hoho CNT wait to enter lag mehhnn...
ReplyDelete#ItsChristmas
Thank you jesus for today.
ReplyDeleteBroken engagement: hope the hunter doesn't become the hunted.
Remorseful husband: thank God you acknowledge your own shortcommings. Its the first step.
Okay short IHN
DeleteI've missed SDKB. How are you doing beautiful people?
ReplyDeleteIt is well o. @ the self-engaged cousin
Make una have a great week ahead
See all this vacancies now oo when person ready to work now e no go find job! Mtchw!
ReplyDeleteVery short IHN, nice sign out. Hehehehe engagement gone wrong indeed. People can act in weird ways. Givers God bless you.
ReplyDeleteOrder your event cake for events within Abambra and environs. Promo still runs.
*GENIUS or MENTALLY ILL?*
ReplyDeleteA story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother. He told her, *“My teacher told me to give this paper only to my mother.”*
Thomas’ mother read the note and her eyes filled with tears. Thomas asked his mother what the note said, and she read aloud,
*“Your son is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have enough good teachers for training him. Please teach him yourself.”*
And that’s exactly what Thomas’ mother did; she home-schooled her child with devotion and dedication.
As the story goes, many years later after Thomas Edison’s mother passed on, and he was now one of the world’s greatest inventors, he found a folded paper among other family items.
He opened the very same paper that had been handed to him to give to his mother and read the following message:
*“Your son is mentally ill. We won’t let him come to school anymore.”*
At that moment, Edison realized what his mother had done for him so many years ago. He wrote in his diary: *“Thomas Alva Edison was an addled child that, by a hero mother, became the genius of the century.”*
In the book of Proverbs we learn: *“The words of the reckless pierce like swords, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.”*
Can you imagine what might have happened to Thomas Edison if his mother had read to him *the reckless and hurtful words* written by his foolish teacher? He might never have invented the light bulb or made his many other contributions to society.
Thank God for the wisdom and wise words of his mother! She created the context in which her son could grow to his full potential.
*Let’s take this message to heart and resolve to use our words for healing today. You might be a parent, what do you say to your children... You might be a teacher, what do you say to your student... especially the ones that are not really performing well presently...*
What do you say about your parents, family, boss, subordinate, leader, colleague, follower...
*Just as hurtful words can cause uncontrolled damage for life, so can wise words positively affect a person for life.* - (copied).
May the words you use today change a life for the better.
Nice one nice one, I apprciate
DeleteThat engagement story got me in stitches! Lolol desperation at its peak! Blessing u are pretty.
ReplyDeleteBia Mr man what could possibly make you hit ya wife? Are you posses ni? Mhen I just can't deal, is she ya daughter? She is someone else's child for fuck sake, how will you feel if a man beat ya child in the name of marriage? Me I don't even think you are remorseful sef bcoz I know you will still beat her again. Don't push that woman to the wall oooh bfor you push her too far to the point where she stabs you in ya sleep and dance in ya pool of blood.
ReplyDeleteYou don't just need a therapist you also need deliverance. Yeye man.
There is no justification for hitting ya wife.
If she is a promiscuous woman which can only be the worst thing she is doing divorce her bfor you kill her and end up in kirikiri. Be wise Mr man, learn to use wisdom and not ya fist.
*grabs cucumber*
Hello bvs, pls what does it mean to always see my dead father in the dream living together like a family in our former house like we used to when he was alive and we were younger. Mind you I'm a married woman now. Sometimes we will fight in the dream and he will try to hit me but I will shove him away. Being careful so that I will not hurt him while dodging him. I pray seriously whenever I have this dream but it still occur every now and then.
ReplyDeleteYou have a spiritual daddy. Pray against any spiritual bond of darkness tormenting.
Delete*grabs cucumber*
Stella wats "hant" abi na funky way be that.
ReplyDeleteoga may you find the help you need. At least you know you have a problem. Face of IHN, you are beautiful.
Hahahahaha at broken engagement. Chai your cousin dikwa wicked oo. Who does that? she would have waited a little before changing from in a relationship to death of boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm na wa. It is well with her
Welcome IHN.
ReplyDeleteFace of IHN. You are fine.
God bless all the givers. Great and fulfilling week everyone.
Well done Stella.God bless you real good
ReplyDeleteYeah! IHN don come
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that he owned his mistakes n needs help.
ReplyDeleteShows how much of a man you are.
ANGER MANAGEMENT.
ReplyDeleteFast and pray; did it and it worked. You see, one of the works of the flesh is "fits of rage" (google and read). Began to discipline the flesh in fasting (from 6-12pm and to 3pm and now to 5 and 6pm) gradually like thrice a week and meditate on the scriptures at such times, listen to gospel music and really calming instrumentals and by the second week, realized that a wonderful calmness envelopes instead of the hot anger rearing its ugly head. Really, enjoying it! It's been 6 years and not been in a brawl which used to be weekly!
Funny engagement story. Nice sign out by the way.
ReplyDeleteAs I travelled to another state to go visit my side Boo whom I love more.he is yoruba and am igbo,he said I should help him cook series of igbo soups for him to store in the freezer cos he likes my foods,am a good cook like that lol,
ReplyDeleteI told him I can't go to market to buy them,he sent one woman,the woman bought unwashed bitterleaf,and said she didn't know it was washed one I needed,and it was late too,well I told my boo that I can't wash it ooo instead we should counsel bitterleaf soup and continue with others,na so my boo said hmmmmm,that he will wash the bitterleaf,i said "huuuu"!that it is not very simple thing to do ooo.
My Boo started washing this leaves with the highest humility I have never met till it was clean.my mouth was awed,I even yabbed him that "what if one of his subordinates enters to see him doing this?this is some one that has over 1000 people under him,they look up to him as a demi-god.
And after that he helped me in other things too.
Eerrmmm,the sex was bomb too as am no more feeling my main boo.my side boo sure knows how to make me scream.the funniest part is that he knows he is a legal side boo but he loves me like that and I love him too,he is a big boy,he is very humble and lovely.i wish I can marry him but it is late.
As I travelled to another state to go visit my side Boo whom I love more.he is yoruba and am igbo,he said I should help him cook series of igbo soups for him to store in the freezer cos he likes my foods,am a good cook like that lol,
ReplyDeleteI told him I can't go to market to buy them,he sent one woman,the woman bought unwashed bitterleaf,and said she didn't know it was washed one I needed,and it was late too,well I told my boo that I can't wash it ooo instead we should counsel bitterleaf soup and continue with others,na so my boo said hmmmmm,that he will wash the bitterleaf,i said "huuuu"!that it is not very simple thing to do ooo.
My Boo started washing this leaves with the highest humility I have never met till it was clean.my mouth was awed,I even yabbed him that "what if one of his subordinates enters to see him doing this?this is some one that has over 1000 people under him,they look up to him as a demi-god.
And after that he helped me in other things too.
Eerrmmm,the sex was bomb too as am no more feeling my main boo.my side boo sure knows how to make me scream.the funniest part is that he knows he is a legal side boo but he loves me like that and I love him too,he is a big boy,he is very humble and lovely.i wish I can marry him but it is late.
Yea Stelz that's crochet braid.God bless and enrich Eng Ayyub,thats a thougtful thingy to do. To the wifey beater,hmmmm I really hope and pray you find the needed help you are seeking for but I feel it's something you can even curtail on your own. On the engagement tory,i hope your desperado cousin has learnt her lesson though*raised eyebrow*smh#peace out
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 14:10 you cannot leave your home for that stupid housegirl and your yeye horseband. There is nothing you can do and dont let the mother go diabolical on you.
ReplyDeleteIt is a pity we have yeye men everywhere. just manage and keep praying to God to make your mind be at peace. I feel for you.
Oga that beats his wife, have you ever done something bad that made you beat your self? If your answer is No then there's nothing your wife will do or say that should make you beat her. Read Ephesians 5:28,29. You don't need a therapist, you need God
ReplyDeleteHmmm, oga stop beating your wife
ReplyDeleteWhat married men don't know is that as you hit your woman so will her love for you reduces until she will have no love for you anymore but hate. Meanwhile she will be pretending because of the children or if you have money. She won't pray for you anymore and secretly be wishing you death so she will have her peace. If any evil befall you, she will be rejoicing secretly. Some will have male friends who will be treating them right. All These affects the husband's business or work and also his health and such men don't last long. Treat your wife well!
Beautiful BV blessing, do have a lovely day all, goodluck to all the people applying for jobs,
ReplyDeleteHulloooooo!
ReplyDeleteWho are these new bvs with funny names? Hian!
ReplyDeleteDecember things, nfana ibaga
Feeling very angry and moody today.
ReplyDeletePls I want to ask a question. It is a matter of urgency. If I have done a white wedding with a man with no family present from his side and the dowry is not yet paid, can I consider myself a legally married woman? Truth is, I have been having issues with his family. They don't like me, they say I am manner less and lack respect and has refused to come pay my brideprice and I have bore a child for their son. Am just confused.
ReplyDeleteWhite burial.
ReplyDeleteAttendees be like;
"Oh my God, this is so sad. The Patterson's don't deserve to go through all this"
" When I heard Mrs Patterson died, I became so devastated, she was so. Nice. Do you know she paid my last month's rent. "
"I can't even taste or stomach anything since I heard this sad news, this is so devastating on me, I can't even imagine how this is on the Patterson's right now. I so don't want to believe this."
" Hey y'all, let's set up a trust fund and also build a strong support system around them, they need all. The help they can get."
Nigerian, igbo burial to be precise.
Attendees be like;
" Just negodu how this people gave asoebi to certain people, do they think we are not important ? ndi ala. By the way alikeirodim the material, odi to colorful."
" Hey hey hey, bia this person sharing food, what is your problem? Ke ihe iminiri by passing our canopy to the other ones, don't you know that we're from this Nnewi this is our place. Did we come here to look at people's mouth ?"
"Mtcheew, jollof rice nkea does not even have taste. Just takegodu a look at the face of bitter leaf soup, the maggi and the ogili did not even come out, ifukwa na there's no akwara anu in this soup. The Akpu is not even well pounded. Chelugodu, where's the mmanya, are we going to use our saliva to wash down the food ?"
"Hian, Ihe nkea, look at Ada ha, her husband did not even spray enough money on her. Just ntuchali fifty naira."
"This kind of family sha, okwa their father died last year, now their mother. Onyema the bad thing they did that is following them. "
Nigerians!πππππ
Oga may God grant you all the help you need to control your anger
ReplyDeleteIHN is bae, oga that beat his wife, leave the house for some time when you are angry, find a way to please your wife now cos you've offended her and God. It is well with your home.
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ReplyDeleteHahahahaha@engagement gone wrong. MR ANGER,the best advice for you is the one you give to yourself, so make up your mind and tell yourself "NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES,I WILL NEVER RAISE MY HAND ON HER".Stick to it and you will see yourself become a better husband. "DRIVING AND SOME OTHER RELATED ASSIGNMENTS"?....hope the other related assignments doesn"t include washing,cleaning and cooking cos Nigerians can request for a cook and indirectly turn him/her into a cleaner,nanny,laundry man/woman with the same salary meant for just a cook.lol.
ReplyDeleteAnon 14:26 the dead does not have anything to do with the living. You need to pray very well and see a strong man of God to help you on this.
ReplyDeleteOne man that his wife died had this same problems, making him not happy but came to the church, we prayed for him and now he is happy. He is not seeing the wife anymore in his dream.
You are living. Just know it is bad, seeing dead people in your dreams. You are a living being my friend.