Labour Room Drama 95

When you hang your leg on the Window like BV Steffi.....

Hi Stella,God bless the work of your hand, I want to share my labour room drama, pls bvs do not mind my epistle.

The false labour started very early Tuesday morning as I was preparing to go to work around 6am, I saw mucus while trying to wash off but I just ignored thinking the EDD wasn't that week.

 I proceeded to work while I was feeling the pain every 5minutes. When I got to work, I still strolled to eat bread, beans, plaintain and coke. At around 12pm, I had to confess to one of my colleagues how I was feeling and she shook my hand and said welcome you are getting there. All those period I never understood what she meant.


When I got home, my husband noticed I wasn't comfortable so I told him and I asked him to allow me cook porridge with vegetable (During the pregnancy period,I was eating like there was no tomorrow) before leaving for the hospital thinking I was just going to take injection to relieve the pain then come back home.

We left the house at around some minutes pass 10pm and I told husband not to carry the hospital bag since I was not going to give birth yet but he refused, at that time I could not sit again and the pain had become unbearable. When we got to the hospital One of the nurses held my hand and took me straight up to the labour room and I heard other nurses saying safe delivery madam, it was then my eyes opened and knew i wanted to give birth.

To the main drama, I was examined and I heard the O&G saying I will come back by 2am to check you again, meanwhile I could still bear the pain as I was reading the bible from my phone and all the bible verses for safe delivery that I memorised I started reciting them, husband was there too playing that Monique song for me.

When the doctor came at the time he said , he expected that my water must have broken and it didn't, he put his fingers and broke it, cheiiii that was when the real contraction started,it was another pain on its own. I started shouting and disturbing patients in the other rooms, raising my right leg up to the burglary like BV Stefysofynsofly and calling the nurses and the doctor that It was time, for where? 

No one answered me I lifted the drip hanger a million times like it is a piece of paper, at a time one of the nurses told me to breathe with my mouth open to prevent me from shouting and to relieve me, I tried it but it was beyond that. I started shouting that nobody told me this is how labour is ooooo, why did I get pregnant oooooo, only if I knew .

At some minutes to 6am Thursday, the doctor came fully to check me while checking:

Me: doctor, I want to poo

Doctor: madam poo

Me: I want to push doctor !

Doctor:it not time to push, if you push your womb will tear and I will take you to the theatre.

I was saying it repeatedly until he checked and I was 9cm, finally I was told to push and all I could do was to poo instead,the poo plenty no be small and the nurse was packing it at a time I put my hand and it was filled with my poopoo I didn't even mind, my vagina was cut then I pushed the 2nd time and my baby came out 💃😀😀and was put on my chest and I prayed for her.

Please,pardon my gbagaun, I typed while breast feeding her.

Attached is my cutie picture.

Bv,
Mhzzbee int'l.

LMAOOOO,your baby's photo will be good for a meme with the expression on her face...She is like ''This woman go soon put breast for my mouth again,so so breast everyday..''

That hanging of leg on Window,that is probably where Steffi learnt it from..lol

If one pushes before time,it tears the womb?I have never heard this before,i thought it is the tohtoh that tears?