Labour Room Drama -105

Na wah!!!

Stella you are really doing a good job on this your blog,may the Lord continue to uphold you.

Had to send my LRD before you close the curtains!

I was the one who sent in WNB that people were doubting and most beevees said I forged it cos I wrote my DH had no erection during our wedding night.

Well as a sharp and lucky babe wey I be,i took in after a very short penetration(tho his penis was held by him).I am writing this in detail for ladies whose husbands' private no dey stand to get hope if you are fertile and husband suffering only erectile dysfunction that one day,with your faith and his,your prayer will be answered(especially those Ttc).

So during the pregnancy,s3x wasn't in our agenda cos of his s3xual predicament and i wasn't bothered too but never knew s3x is very very important during pregnancy.During ante natal,i had no issues till when i was clocking 40 weeks plus without any "show".Everyone was worried,my mum was always calling to ask if my baby was still kicking,any contractions or if i was feeling anyhow.I answered nooo cos i felt there was still time.

At 41 weeks,my Dr told me that i would be induced at 41 weeks 5 days(that's the next Friday),chai Stella fear grip me oo.

I had to start browsing about how to naturally trigger labor but all to no avail.Took two bottles of castor oil,walked for miles,did yoga,danced but forgot one thing which was "s3x".

So one day i just summoned courage to ask my Dr friend why i had not gone into labor at almost 42 weeks.He asked me if I have been having sex with my Dh,I lied that he was afraid of my tummy.He said we should better start firing ooo if I want my cervix to ripen.

After the chat I became angry with Dh that he should better find solution to his thing sey I wan born this week.Heaven and his p***s heard me and just three days of firing,I saw my show.

So I went to the hospital so as to be induced as instructed by my Dr but labor started immediately.I was given a bed and i thought it was so easy as people told me.

During the labor,I tried inhaling with my nose and exhaling with my mouth for some hours but my mouth was getting dry and I got tired too.

Nna mehn I had to switch to English oo like"wow,ouch,omg,omjeezzz"yet the pain was increasing.My Dh ,inlaws and my siblings were praying outside the labor room.I was really dilating but the pain was out of this world,chai I shouted "mama mu oooo"my mind replied me,na your mum give you belle?I had to stop shouting that.I shouted God of TB joshua(lowered my voice o),God show me mercy but yet no show.My membrane was ruptured,catether was used to drain my urine just to hasten the labor.

When it was now 10cm,hei! I couldn't bear it anymore,I was pulling my hair and was walking around.A woman who was also in labor was now telling me madam sorry inugo,stop crying ok.

In less than 20 minutes,the Dr told me we will soon enter the theatre at 4 o'clock by then it was 3pm.I had to start calling my son his name to help his mother ooo."Som help your mother,please come out so this Cs won't take place after suffering in this labor.After saying this,in the next 15minutes,"shit case"started coming.Doctor I wan shit,I want to poopoo,a chorom inyu nsi but none replied me.When I touched my vagina,I felt his head and called them.Just a push,the baby popped (baby boy)!!...i started shedding tears.But the episiotomy no be here,the cut reach my anus but my baby worth it jare.

So by the grace of God,my Dh fully treated the erection palava after birthing my baby ...so in this second pregnancy,na gbenshing things I go do him when I clock 34weeks till I give birth.

Stella I no get picture for your eyes only you hear?

My dear congrats....HIAN!!!..Na waaaaaaa