Labour Room Drama 103

He connected to the drama via videophone and was crying with every scream...

Good day ma'am Stella. May God continue to bless the works of your hands.

So I took in around February and as usual, antenatal starts. I wasn't so keen about going for it because I felt it was boring oo. But hubby can leave work, just to go and drop me in the hospital and make sure i attend it.

 So when hubby wanted to travel to be back the following month, i was forming anger and even crying sef but inside me I was happy I wasn't going to be disturbed about antenatal. But my hubby na guy man. He told me to get my things ready, he'll drop me at my mum's place before leaving. You should have seen my face na. But all pleas fell on deaf ears. 

On getting to my father's house, my mum started her own antenatal classes, right inside the house. Cause she's a medical personnel too. And she runs her own facility. this woman made sure I ran all the tests necessary. My blood percentage as at 4months was 29! Yes, 29. I hated eating. I just wanted to be that slim sexy mummy (side eyes).

 Anyway, my mom raised alarm oo and fed me herself with lots of vegetables and fruits. She insulted me on top, even though she was worried.

To cut story short, hubby came back and took me home. And antenatal must be attended! Fast forward to my EDD, hubby's dad died and he had to travel. Hehehehe. The nigga wasn't settled oo. He called all kinds of people to come and stay with me in the house. So I had two extra housemates. 

My EDD was 14th of November oo but on the 3rd I felt somehow and I dressed up and drove to the hospital. I explained to the doctor, that i had pains in my lower abdomen and he called the matron to check me. She asked me to lie down and straight her fingers went in. Aaaaah, that was all i could mutter. She said you this girl you are not serious oo, there is nothing wrong with you. If the pain come sef, you wont talk. So i went home and believed her. 

On the 5th, I woke up dressed up for my daily exercise and woke my sister-in-law up for it too. We walked a very long distance and when we came back, breakfast was ready. (My brother-in-law can be nice ehn) After breakfast I started watching tv and at about 12noon contraction started. I said aah, whats this one? Cos I wasn't expecting it. I called my almighty mother hen + doctor and told her I was feeling menstrual like cramps and she laughed and said if it persist too much, go to the hospital. 

I couldn't leave my movie, so I kept enduring it until 6pm when it became stronger. I received brain immediately. Called my brother-in-law to get the car keys and take me to the hospital. We didn't go with anything cos I wasn't sure. On getting there I told the nurses I want to see doctor, they laughed at me saying as usual na I want to complain. But the matron asked me to follow her and she checked me, I was 3cm gone! 

I was given a room, and I told my brother-in-law to get my things. I was forming that tough girl oo until 11pm. I kept roaming the hospital with my sister-in-law. 12am, I was checked again. I was 8cm gone. My water hasn't broken oo all this while. Around 2am, they injected me and I saw heaven!

 Kai, the injection hurts like a scorpion's sting. And they set me on drip. Jesus, I was on fire, I told the nurses let me poo, they said poo na. I want to wee, they said ehn wee na. I want to stand up, no you can't. I want to sit down, no you can't. Chai, I was cursing hubby wherever he was. But little did I know he was on a video call with his sister, hearing me. He begged one of the nurses to let him see his wife and they couldn't let his sister in, so she collected the phone inside and he eyes never left me. I felt his presence right there.

THIS IS A CAKE SENT IN BY A BV FOR LRD....

I kept wanting to poo until I was told to push. And while pooing and pushing, the matron tore me. I screamed like never before and my husband was crying on the phone. 

And seconds later, my little girl was out, at exactly 4:30am weighing 3.5kg. And today, she's 7days.

Today is supposed to be her EDD.

*Antenatal in Nigeria sef what do they teach there?I am just wondering cos you are not the first person that has complained about it

Congrats,ya husband don return?