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Friday, October 07, 2016

Who Mumu Pass?

How does one even define the word MUMU in English?




1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi

2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account

3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the newscaster.

5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot    
 to give him sleeping pills.

6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a     text message.

7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

8. An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe     enough then came down and started throwingstones at it.

9. A Fulani man who choose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was    
 unripe.

10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted then           
said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I no march am.

11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he            
 wanted to listen to Cool Fm.....




*Hahahahhaha as an Isoko babe i will never agree to number 7 and the worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!


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109 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 17:36

    Mumu in English is the same This as an Idiot or fool.

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    1. Kosi 7 October 2016 at 20:10

      That Igala man at 6 is not a mumu na. The noise from the TV can be distracting.

      Infact na the Isoko man mumu pass..lol*side eyes* at Stella.

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    2. Shantelle's Empire7 October 2016 at 22:11

      Lol,someone sent this to me on whatsapp about 2yrs ago. Its still in circulation? Wow!
      No 10 takes the award.

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    3. Unknown7 October 2016 at 22:57

      Number 10 got me in stitches hahahaha and number 1

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    4. Oluwabumsky8 October 2016 at 07:57

      I raise Beyonce hand up for nos 10 him own mumu win award ni

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    5. Unknown8 October 2016 at 09:32

      No 10 mumu pass oo

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    6. Mosiwomeka8 October 2016 at 14:20

      10

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  2. BELLA'S @cakes_by_bellas 7 October 2016 at 17:38

    Lol ...

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  3. queen B7 October 2016 at 17:39

    All of the above

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  4. queen hadassah7 October 2016 at 17:41

    the Efik nurse

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    1. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 07:43

      The nurse should know better.

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  5. Unknown7 October 2016 at 17:42

    Lol.

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  6. Unknown7 October 2016 at 17:42

    Number 10 mumu carry first position ooooo Hahahahaha

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  7. SUNSHINE7 October 2016 at 17:42

    Na trouble you start so.

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  8. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 17:43

    #10

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  9. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 17:43

    Mumu in English should be someone that is "daft"

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  10. audrey7 October 2016 at 17:44

    Y ijaw no dey na even anyways dem all mumu esp d person wey taste shit lmao

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  11. Port Harcourt's Finest7 October 2016 at 17:44

    They are all standard definitions of the word "MUMU". But I think number 10 tops it all. That one is the commander in chief of the Mumurian kingdom - 1st of his kind. Lol!

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  12. DON™7 October 2016 at 17:45

    Na that number 10 be the highest of them all.

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  13. Yori Yori Princess7 October 2016 at 17:51

    hahahahaah NO 9 abokis dont fail to impress me with their mumurity

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  14. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 17:52

    The Yoruba man

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  15. Cynthiaaa7 October 2016 at 17:53

    For me I'll say no.3 and no.10.Haba the yoruba man wan measure the sleep with ruler?. The other one dey thank God after im don chop the shit finish.lmaao

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  16. Tilly7 October 2016 at 17:53

    Efik nurse

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  17. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 17:56

    isoko n gbagi....dia own mumu luk exactly like naija economy

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  18. SON OF SOLOMON7 October 2016 at 17:56

    Lmao...

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  19. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 17:56

    The guy who tasted shit? Really? That is common in Dubai a la porter potties or the Vindaloo sisters in Nigeria. Kirun and Olotti. Thanks for the correction. Kwakwakwa.

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  20. Guineacar7 October 2016 at 17:56

    Calabar miracle crusade by Christ embassy, in a bit. Yaaaaaay!!!!

    Is any SDKite turning up??
    Buzz asap.

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  21. Guineacar7 October 2016 at 17:58

    Lmfao!!! The igbo man is the dumbest. Number 2

    Igbo kwenu???!!!!

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  22. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:00

    Definitely 10, non can be more foolish. P.S Isoko man is no 8

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  23. Mi Lady7 October 2016 at 18:00

    None of the above.

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  24. Mi Lady7 October 2016 at 18:00

    None of the above.

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  25. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 18:01

    10 and 11

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  26. Mrs telema ronaldo(CR7 wife in making)7 October 2016 at 18:05

    All of them...Lmao

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  27. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:05

    End time Mumus

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  28. ****Bbjac****7 October 2016 at 18:07

    All of them mumu

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  29. IVORY 7 October 2016 at 18:09

    Hahahahs. Can't even decide

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  30. Chocolate7 October 2016 at 18:09

    Na mumu all of dem be..but dat shit own, mbanu *closes eyes

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  31. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:10

    1-11 are all mumu. Very funny post.

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  32. calabar chick7 October 2016 at 18:10

    5,6,7 cracked me up

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  33. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 18:14

    Everyone on this list is stupid but that 10 guy tasting shit is an a** hole, he's the senior mumu

    MrsBee

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  34. Miss Ferragamo7 October 2016 at 18:17

    All of the above

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  35. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita7 October 2016 at 18:21

    Number 2

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  36. Adanne7 October 2016 at 18:21

    All na wash

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  37. Olabisi Evelyn7 October 2016 at 18:22

    Funny

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  38. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 18:24

    No. 10
    The Gbagyi man.
    Lol, lmao, lwkmd, hhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  39. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 18:24

    No. 10
    The Gbagyi man.
    Lol, lmao, lwkmd, hhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  40. Giselle Lawrence 7 October 2016 at 18:27

    Lol. All of them mumu, even number 4

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  41. LeoQueen 7 October 2016 at 18:28

    lol at 8,9,10.isokiat been lokiat from ninetyBC

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  42. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank7 October 2016 at 18:30

    AbI Ideato who printed a wedding iv without a boo

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  43. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 070596053207 October 2016 at 18:30

    11

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  44. Priceless Jewel7 October 2016 at 18:32

    *Hahahahhaha... Thank God say Efo no dey, lolz. The worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!

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  45. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:33

    Efik nurse oooo. I kill her if am d patient . what d hell was she thinking?

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  46. Priceless Jewel7 October 2016 at 18:33

    Arrrgh autocoect na b*****d!!! Hahahahhaha... Thank God say Edo no dey, lolz. Na all of them mumu joh! The worse to me is the guy who tasted shit...Tufiakwa!

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  47. khal7 October 2016 at 18:34

    Lol,all na mumu

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  48. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 18:35

    Stella , No 10 MUMU no get part two.
    The MUMU begin and end with am.
    Happy weekend to you all.
    NEME

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  49. Cynthia Iyede7 October 2016 at 18:38

    Choi! That number 10 na okpo! Tasted sh*t! Olodo

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  50. Cynthia Iyede7 October 2016 at 18:41

    That Isoko man throwing stones at mangoes after climbing to touch them is also a 'jew' man. Na wa! Hahaha

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  51. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:43

    😂😁😀🙌🙌

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  52. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:46

    The efic nurse is the worst, she was supposed to be educated.

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  53. AMMY7 October 2016 at 18:48

    Number 10. A disgusting mumu.

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  54. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 18:48

    But you wrote Isoko as 8 not 7

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  55. Emjay7 October 2016 at 18:48

    Na Gbayi ohh, follow by isoko.

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  56. starshine7 October 2016 at 18:54

    All of them foolishness no get part 2

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  57. viva7 October 2016 at 18:55

    The worst to me is the yoruba demon

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  58. Unknown7 October 2016 at 18:59

    10 biko gross

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  59. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:00

    8 and 10 though! Smh

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  60. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:02

    Efik,isoko nd gbagyi

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  61. Sara7 October 2016 at 19:04

    I think it's d nurse who woke a sleeping patient up...na she mumu pass..

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  62. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:06

    I follow Sterra join body Di's time,DAT man wey taste shit no he am abeg#AppleofGodseye#

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  63. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:06

    I follow Sterra join body Di's time,DAT man wey taste shit no he am abeg#AppleofGodseye#

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  64. Gee7 October 2016 at 19:08

    Lmao..... I rep Igala but na lie dem talk jor. Ok assuming it's true, so somebody cannot come n go n concentrate on d text message again? Abi tv no be distraction ni? Hehehe....

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  65. LiveLoveLaugh7 October 2016 at 19:09

    All of them foolish...None foolish pass

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  66. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻7 October 2016 at 19:23

    I will say the most foolish is No. 10, Agbayi man who tasted shit and thanked God he did not step on it.
    They are all foolish though. lol.

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  67. Kamikaze7 October 2016 at 19:24

    I've caught myself moving closer to the light to read a text message.
    One time I searched everywhere for my phone.I thought it had been stolen only to find out I was using the light from my phone to search for the phone inside my handbag.
    What about looking for my scarf while its tied on my head?

    Chai!I can mumu eh....
    Lol..

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  68. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:30

    If u no gree for 7 na me go com gree for 2?

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  69. Unknown7 October 2016 at 19:31

    Isoko and Efik nurse
    #JOeFIRSt

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  70. HRH.Oluwadamilola Banjo7 October 2016 at 19:34

    All of them na mumu except No.6 ND 4...deir Mumu(ness) no reach the rest!

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  71. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:37

    Reducing d volume to read text message doesn't mean u r stupid. It cld mean u wanto take away distractions.n noise distracts many ppl from understanding what they're reading.

    U can climb a tree, check if d mango is ripe n get down to throw stones @ d mangoes if dias a snake on d tree.dats not stupidity, it's called value for life

    Jazz

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    1. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 20:05

      You too follow Mumu. How long does it take to plug the fruit you've already touched that you had to come down to throw stones because you saw a snake? Seriously, Stella suppose include you.in short, na you be no.11.

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    2. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 03:31

      You sef mumu, is it plug or pluck.
      #missfit

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    3. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 06:56

      Ur papa mumu pass ur mama.so if u see a snake on d tree u'l still wait a second longer on d tree? U don run mad

      Jazz

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  72. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20207 October 2016 at 19:37

    11

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  73. FOOTBALLMOLE.COM7 October 2016 at 19:38

    An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....hahahahaha. This got me. All mumu but this no 5 na mumu of mumus

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  74. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 19:45

    No. 10,5 and 8. In that order

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  75. Madam Small Chops7 October 2016 at 19:46

    No 7 joor....(who polishes shoe to take passport)

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  76. Tetrina7 October 2016 at 19:50

    All the above, no exception.

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  77. Mother confessor THE REAL DEAL .7 October 2016 at 20:12

    That gbagyi man that ate shit is worst

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  78. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 20:18

    So Sdk, you think there are no Gbagyi's on this blog ko? Anyway, I disagree vehemently.

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  79. cindeesblog7 October 2016 at 20:48

    No 8 and 10 the biggest mumus the world has seen..
    SDK newest

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  80. Unknown7 October 2016 at 21:03

    Tasting shit? Pheeeewee I am done

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  81. Unknown7 October 2016 at 21:26

    Lmao

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  82. Olaide Davies.7 October 2016 at 21:40

    All of them mumu.

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  83. Unknown7 October 2016 at 21:50

    Lolest of lols...too funny ooo. I have to share this my twitter page.

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  84. Bootylycious diva7 October 2016 at 21:56

    All of them.are all mumu.com

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  85. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 21:59

    Did you know there are Gbagyi people who read your blog. I don't quite agree with no 10. Pls post. Thanks.

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  86. Chi-squared 7 October 2016 at 22:01

    They are all mumus but d mumurity of d yoruba man(3) and gbayi man(10) is raised to d power 1000

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  87. Stella Maris baby7 October 2016 at 22:24

    No 10,7 & 5

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  88. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER7 October 2016 at 22:30

    Mumu na person wey dey do and see things upside down instead of the normal way.for me (number 10)all the way eeeewwwwwww the mumu taste shyte say thank God say him no match am, laugh out loud (lol) the man correct wella for foolish fool..

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  89. Fuck you7 October 2016 at 22:32

    Lol

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  90. Anonymous7 October 2016 at 22:44

    No 6 aint a mumu ooo, I do reduce volume of the TV to read text messages, its for concentration purposes

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  91. @Zinny7 October 2016 at 23:06

    10. Get PHD for mumurism...lols

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  92. Essa Atelier (@Essabeddings7 October 2016 at 23:37

    10

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  93. Don Smith8 October 2016 at 01:13



    10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted then
    said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I no march am.

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  94. Zeee8 October 2016 at 01:15

    All of them are mumu raise to power 2.

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  95. Unknown8 October 2016 at 09:51

    The igala man is not a mumu ooo.some text messages require 100% attention. Lol...The remaining are mumu...lmao

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  96. beeolah8 October 2016 at 16:33

    I raise Beyonce hand for their mumurity

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