Hi Stella, I thought I should share mine with beevees since the folder is empty even though it brings back sad memories that I wish never happened.
After wedding, and normal excursions to my in-laws house, me and ex le boo went into the room and was gisting about all the happenings of the day. We have been collecting before that day, even collected two days to the wedding.
After much gisting, I was tired and I thought oga will just rest, for where he eye de shine de wait. I took my bath and off we go. Ex le boo is very good in bedmatics and his tool is just excellent. So he started kissing and touching touching, from there oga mount him property he just acquired, that night was excellent maybe because we were doing it without any form of guilt.
After every every, ex le boo, looked me in the eyes, and said "finally you are my wife, I will love you forever'' I just smiled shyly looking at the cute man saying this to me.
I never knew the devil was smiling at me at that moment because that was the only happy day of my marriage to him. One month after, marriage scatter, ex le boo was a monster in disguise, story for another day.
My two cent Advice, long distance relationship no be am. People can pretend so well you won't see a trace of the demon in them so please spend a lot of time with prospective spouse and if you notice he/she doesn't get angry at you no matter what, abeg run because you will get the punishment for all the "supposed wrong you did him/her" after the wedding because them no de forget (most cases, mine inclusive).
My divorce saga coming soon.....
*I see you Married an Abroad Husband...lol
Anyway i hope you are in a good place now?
Welcome back WNB, missed you so much.
ReplyDeleteStella plssss lets start divorce saga. puleezz. We will learn a lot from it.
DeleteNawa ooooh... Just one month?
DeleteI reject this.
Yeepeeeee
Delete0Marriage scatter after one month? I reject it for my worst enemy IJN.
ReplyDeleteAmen o
DeleteSpiritual husband at work!,..
ReplyDeletePoster,go for a deliverance cos if you don't,no man will marry you forever!...
Lmao,kai Linda o.There's nothing like spiritual husband/wife.
DeletePoster,your marriage scattered one month after the wedding? Nawa o.
Your stupidity has no competition
DeleteSassy dont say. Just thank God you are not affected. Im a living testimony.
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ReplyDeleteWas this necessary? *scratches beards* No, it wasn't... Good advice but hope you are ready....
ReplyDeleteStella why don't we start having divorce saga post, so we the single ones can atleast learn something from it
ReplyDeleteWhat do u want to learn from there?
DeleteYou never learn enough from Chronicles kwanu?
DeleteKeep it coming
ReplyDeleteWow!! I hope you have learnt your lessons and another point you didn't state..Sex is overrated, don't start having sex when you don't even understand the person..Success in your future endeavours..
ReplyDeleteNonye, are you a student of Delsu?
DeleteExactly my dear, my thoughts
DeleteMarriage isnt worth it
ReplyDeleteShatap but gbenshing upandan is worth it shey ewu. Pray for a better husband/ wife.
Delete*hangs leg on the cupboard*
Marriage is worth it when you meet the right man and woman for you. Poster sorry about your failed marriage, it's well.
DeleteVictoria's Heart
Who said?
DeleteMarriage is worth it with the right person... My wife n I do have misunderstanding but I've never for once thought of been with someone else or even hurt her,cos whenever she cries it Pierce my heart really deep.
DeleteHmm distance relationship,omo me sha dey one right now....God go help me out,amen!
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteSame here ooo,and I know it will end well
DeleteSame here ooo,and I know it will end well
DeleteI don't know why we Nigerians like being careless. The correct term for what you are referring to is a long distance relationship. There is nothing like distance relationship. A distant relationship means something else too.
DeleteAwon "I just got back " dem husband. It's well.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
DeleteWaiting for the divorce saga...
ReplyDeletehmmmmmmmm gengen...
ReplyDeleteMy dear ooooh
i used to be in an abroad long distance relationship..thank God d shit scatter cuz that one na story for anoda day..!
Make una send us chronicles abeg! I think we need that more than this *WNB* my opinion o! Madam, personally I can't wait for Chronicle, please send it! And may God put you in a better place in JESUS name Amen.
DeleteEeyah... Thats men for you...
ReplyDeleteI concur with that advice.
ReplyDeletehmmmm... really sad... hope u re in a better relationship now? wishing you the best
ReplyDeleteWNB after like ages. Long distance relationships are not advisable
ReplyDeleteStella as I Advocate for divorce post please okay so we singles can know how to avoid it love u 👊👊
ReplyDeleteMadam, are U sure u r not d one dat hv been pretending all along until he marry u ?
ReplyDeleteVery good question
DeleteMaybe u brought out d monster in him with ur behavior
ReplyDeleteMaybe my dear, dey won't tell us the real gist always making the other person look bad, we women have our own bad side too
DeleteI am your husband and I will tell the people the truth*
ReplyDeleteOne month after? Na wah
ReplyDeleteAt least you are wise enough to leave than sticking around to suffer all in the name of answering Mrs!
I am a man and I can proudly say that we never forgive or forget.
ReplyDeleteAll those insults you threw our way, yes, we felt bad about it and we will pay you back at the right time.
All those unprintable things you said about us to your friends, family even outsiders...YES, we heard about it.
Those times you said you can never date a man like us, YEP...
DONT KID YOURSELVES LADIES. WE NEVER FORGET. MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO. WE ONLY SHOW IT WHEN WE CAN AFFORD TO.
I'll give an example; My ex ex ex ex ex (uni days) got a laptop. I jokingly asked her who got it for her cus I knew she couldn't afford it.
She angrily replied that it's not my business. "Did you buy a laptop for me and I didn't take? Please".
When I take her out, she'll talk down on the place or food etc. EG, "I don't like this ice cream. The one my friends buys for me in Lag, it's so thick and creamy one can even chew it". "This rice is not well done", "The chicken sauce did not marinate well".
It was almost like the more she bullshitted my effort, the more she feels she's a lady of class.
I always kept these in mind. I knew I didn't one such a monster on a permanent basis. So I began to band her anus out. Didn't respect her.
After school I got a good job. When she was coming to see me, she'll pretend to be good and appreciative etc but I no send her. I literally tore her a new asshole. I used her to act 50 shades of grey while always letting her know I couldn't marry her cus I want ready for marriage.
She felt if she cooked and turned to a porn start plus began to show appreciation for shit, I'll reconsider but NO.
I was using her to practise ass to pussy to mouth (if u know what I mean).
She later married a guy she met on facebook and I'm happy for her. She told me she married dude cus I didn't want her n she wasn't getting any younger.
The bitch came to my state last week for an event and wants us to meet. Nah bitch! I'm done using you, besides I don't get down like that.
MORAL OF THE STORY IS, I NEVER TOLD HER HER OFFENCE. THATS WHAT HER MOTHER SHOULD HAVE DONE WHILE RAISING HER.
No, you're one sick mad 😡 person.
DeleteDon't for a minute think all men are vindictive and bitter like you.
Poverty mentality ruined your life.
You deserve Jesus
Eishh
Oya clap for yaself na....shebi your life don better.
DeleteDEMON!!!
Deletemad dog...thats how your daughters will be used like rag. even your sons anus will be banged till it tear, obioma tailor will patch it for them when shit start dripping. obote like you
DeleteYou are a fool. You were still d fool in relationship. Mumu. Somebody that dumped you and got married.
DeleteChai u wicked o!
DeleteBut this ur narrative is funny even though it was a sad one.
So now you achieved one great feat in your mind? So if your wife annoys you,you wld go and fuck outside to punish her. You mumu aha!!!!! Your reasoning sef No get logic behind am sef cos you are still the one at the losing end.so as you use am finish she don still see person settle down with her. It's just dt her kind of girl dey usually foolish,n.a. imm make am still dey find you. your ex gan sef no get self esteem. She allow bf not even husband to b fucking her any how... abeg una two deserve each oda kind of stupidity.
DeleteBro I like you...wish I can buy you drinks for this. You be real man
DeleteYou are very sick individual. Some day, your unborn children will pay for your sins. It will happen, and you will be alive to witness it too.
DeleteAnd we were looking for the devil wondering where he was? Nna Mhen, you is the devil. So what did u achieve? You will have daughtera and even that wife of yours will not escape the monumental beast in you. Spits on you!
DeleteNa wa ooo
ReplyDeleteOga o
ReplyDeleteDistance relationship is always not that bad, because we still have people who did not do distance relationship who still have issues in marriage. Though I had my own share of it but thank God for Jesus who save me out of it 6 wks to our wedding. I say it without missing words putting an end to it was the best thing God ever did for me. I look at where God took me from to where he took me to all I can say is thank you Jesus. No single regrets
ReplyDeleteOMG! Marriage scatter just after one month. God will bless you with someone better.
ReplyDeleteone needs to be careful, every experience is a lesson whether good or bad,
ReplyDeleteStella biko start how did u meet your spouse segment and also divorce stories( one can learn from people's mistakes)
raining over here in lasgidi.....hmmm cookies & cream
Advice yourself, go for deliverance, be prayerful, humble, focus, empower yourself, and above all love yourself.
ReplyDeleteStella do a post on blog visitors' sexual fantasies or fetishes..cos like me i get plenty 😊
ReplyDeleteSame here
DeleteSorry madam.. for your advice, I concur, ladies marry who you know, not someone who comes and overtakes him flaunting money and readiness for marriage in your face...
ReplyDeleteSome marriages dey scatter after one week sef.
ReplyDeleteI think her lee boo was in another state within Nigeria, dis one she said they have been collecting steady.
If na divorce saga, i get plenty stories to send o (from friends *eyesrolling*)
Me im never gonn marry abeg. I'm better off sucking toto than all these trash. I'm bi sexual and I love it.
ReplyDeleteNawao! These kinda stories scare me for real. I need to start praying for my marriage now before it even happens biko to avoid tales that touch the heart
ReplyDeletePls don't get scared,marriage is beautiful just pray n focus on the good story people tell about marriage, as well as believe yours won't turn bad...d union is sweet,imagine doing almost everything together with that one you love,cook,wash,watch movies,laugh,cry,sleep n crack fabu together...the most important thing is to marry the one that loves you n you in turn loves dearly against all odds,don't force yourself to love
DeleteKeep Telling God what you want. Exactly what u want. Don't underestimate Him. He listens to what we want. Gives us the Best we want for ourselves.
DeleteBe good.
Do good.
Hurt no woman,hurt no man.Say no to married men.
And that right man wil come.
Cheers Cocoz!
SOS to Corps Marshal Boboye Oyeyemi MFR, MNI!!!
ReplyDeletePlease rid the Commission of corrupt officials at Onitsha GRA office, Anambra State. They extort people with impunity. May I advice Sir, that the temporary license issued after data capture be given a 6 months validity instead of 2. Your men are using it as an avenue to fleece us. Thank you.
And to think that I am also in a long distance relationship with le boo, it gets me scared all the time but we trust God, now that its even within the country, what happens if he returns to base and I also go back to school outside of the country. We met in Nigeria and dont even live in the same state so we havent really tried our relationship outside of the country yet and that would happen in a month or two. I love this guy, not sure if I should just call it quit now that we are just 6 months old. God help us!
ReplyDeleteIt will work dear if it's meant to. I am in a long distance relationship too and its bn amazing. Although, we were together in the first two years of the relationship, we only got separated a year ago and its bn nothing short of amazing. Just keep d communication tight regardless of how time difference may want to frustrate u, work something out.
DeleteOh dear. It's well with you.
ReplyDeleteAmen!
DeleteThe devil fighting this institution. Ekpele poster. God will give you a better man.
ReplyDeleteNext time seek the face of God or you go for deliverance from spiritual wickedness
For a man to marry u in the first place I think he was sure.. u probably brought out the monterin him
ReplyDeleteNa waooo!
ReplyDeleteThe tool was okay, yet the marriage practically ended two months after marriage. So tools don't necessarily actually keep a marriage.
The bedmatics were good maybe excellent, yet marriage packed up before it started. So good bedmatics don't necessarily keep marriage
You constantly collected yet divorce became imperative shortly after marriage so collecting doesn't merely keep marriage.
You had distant relationship so you didn't know he was a demon and so distant relationship is the culprit.
But then distant relationship, close by relationship, dating before marrying your spouse, not dating and yet marrying your spouse, each of these scenarios have produced both failed and successful marrieges. So what makes a marriage work? That is what boys and girls of today blatantly refuse to imbibe but yet want to decree a good marriage into existence.
For the first time, you're making sense.
DeleteThose that say they must test microphone. Who testing epp?
For the first time, you're making sense.
DeleteThose that say they must test microphone. Who testing epp?
Forever pointing out problems without proffering solutions.
DeletePls tell us what we need to imbibe.
#To truly understand a different person's perspective, you must be in the same situation as them*
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm scared of distance relationship
ReplyDeleteI'm very happy wnb is back but this one ehn ....the rate at which marriages pack up is just something else. I'm scared of people that dont get angry cos they bottle things up.
ReplyDeleteLol my ex started out like that.
DeleteBut when the vex started coming out, it was running over, pressed, shaken whatever.
Thank God the drama is over, now i can drink my cool tall glass of cold water heheh
please send in the chronicles dear
ReplyDeletePele O. Divorce saga ke?
ReplyDeleteSorry oo
ReplyDeleteU should have sent in a chronicle, instead you deliberately used a wrong channel not because chronicle folder is empty but for mischief. As a matter of fact, your wedding night story is what singles look forward to.
ReplyDeleteSome of us had long distance courtship and our marriages are intact. There is no perfect marriage but communication is key both before and after marriage. IMO, u concentrated more on the sexual gymnastics.
One bad banana dosen't make the whole bunch bad. U were unlucky with yours, pls don't scare people who naturally would go thru this process in finding/meeting their soul mate scared. I pray that God fix your marriage if you truly desire so.
thank you.
I concentrated on the sexual gymnastics because it is a wedding night story not a chronicle. I never intended to scare anyone, it was just a simple advice I gave and some few points singles both male and female should take note of when in a relationship. My chronicle will come soon and I am not seeking pity or favour from u or any other person for that matter, I just want pple to learn from my experience. May God continue to bless ur marriage
DeleteI did it. I married someone I barely know, and it sucks like hell!
ReplyDeleteno be small thing oh.
ReplyDeleteLong distance relationship. Dont even get me started.. not easy o.. even when I thought i was comfortable with hubby weaknesses etc. Aftwr marriage true colors started showing. Someone that wud be claiming not hot tempered, comw see all bc character, he rarely gets upset when we were dating. now je gets upset at every lil thing. he can keep malice for days, food nko he rejects food at will. Sex life na another story.
ReplyDeleteEven with my present state (pregnant ) no emotional connect.
My advice long distance is not bad nut make sure u spend some time together at least 3 to 6 months.
Make sure u see d person at their worst. if they dont get angry stage somwthing to make them upset and see how they treat u.
I can write a book on my experience but time never reach..
Now ayam worried cos i'm running two distant relationships God pls help me.
ReplyDeleteMe that I'm running four nko? What do you want me to say?
DeleteOK ooooo
ReplyDeleteMine was long distance & also diff tribe & thank God everyday 4 making our paths cross.d ones close by & same tribe no favor me @ll
ReplyDeleteDis just feared me kos I have dis abroad guy on my case...He is d only guy asking and am in my early 30s Moreso he wants me 2 stay back here yl he is there . meanwhile my ex who married someone else but has been somewhat in my life has been asking we have kids together .D thing tire me how can life be dis complicated ehh
ReplyDeletehmmn, thanks for "blowing" sense into me
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous 13:25.
ReplyDeleteYou think all men have terrible souls like you? You are such a messed up individual and i even fear for whoever marries you. You are so sick and disgusting OMG... I feel sorry for you and i must say you need therapy. You have constantly been hurt by women to the extent that your ego has turned to shit and now you're looking for whom to take out your psychotic problem on. May God have mercy on your existence. SMH