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Saturday, October 08, 2016

Saturday Laughs

 I hope this makes you Laugh...

























































THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT READ BIBLES WITH YOUR KIDS..

A teacher came to class and asked a question 
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath? 
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and told the HT that students in that class don't know who killed Goliath. 

The HT came to that class and asked...
HT: Who killed Goliath? 
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HT.: If u don't tell me who killed goliath, you'll see fire today...!!
CLASS : We don't know.
The HT turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??

The teacher fainted....!!



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83 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 13:40

    Hehehehe. LMBO. This here is dah moda of all Saturday lafs.


    Chai. *wipestears*

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    1. Madewithpassion8 October 2016 at 14:28

      So funny. Thanks.

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    2. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 15:41

      So funny,unfortunately I can't laugh as I and my kids are hungry.i just got a fabulous job but payday is still far away.oh well!Bless God for His unending mercies

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    3. Nikomi8 October 2016 at 16:11

      Hhahahhahahahaha😄😄😄😄😄😄so funny

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    4. Original Bae's Bae8 October 2016 at 16:58

      Hehehe😂 , prolly Goliath was poisoned in the prison.

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    5. Jacinta mbachu 8 October 2016 at 18:04

      Hahahaha @who killed goliath

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    6. Gemstone Vee'C8 October 2016 at 22:32

      Lol...all funny, I laughed all through.
      Though I saw them late, but this is the kinda laughter I need to take to dreamland.
      Good night bvs

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  2. queen hadassah8 October 2016 at 13:45

    How can u borrow someone's shirt and slim fit it??? 😀😁😂😂

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  3. GODIYA8 October 2016 at 13:45

    Almost all are funny. I laughed so hard. Laughter is good!

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  4. Unknown8 October 2016 at 13:45

    Hahahahahhahaha....soo funny

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  5. Cherry Topaz8 October 2016 at 13:47

    Today's Saturday laughs is so lit. Every single one of them.

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  6. Who'sThatGirl8 October 2016 at 13:47

    Slim fitting a borrowed shirt...lol

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  7. Unknown8 October 2016 at 13:51

    Lolz

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  8. Ed8 October 2016 at 13:51

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh my!

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  9. One trillion8 October 2016 at 13:52

    End time HT

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  10. Audrey8 October 2016 at 13:52

    Nice collection, I had a good laugh.

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  11. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 13:56

    Na the mama and papa of all Saturday laughs be this, everything just cracked the shit out of my arse!
    My day is officially awesome!!!

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  12. Chocolate8 October 2016 at 13:57

    OmGhahahaahahahahahahahahaha.This is the bomb! Can't stop laughing. I want more!!!!

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  13. Esther Okoro8 October 2016 at 13:58

    Today's own is the best, can't stop laughing.



    God Bless Everyone.

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  14. Unknown8 October 2016 at 13:59

    laughing silly

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  15. Unknown8 October 2016 at 14:00

    HaHAHAHAHA
    Very funny set

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  16. Bee10(mummytwins)8 October 2016 at 14:02

    Bad doctor just give him my num hehe all funny thanks

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  17. LOLO IDEATO 8 October 2016 at 14:05

    Hahahhahahahhaha. I had to stop laughing before people will think am mad.

    Heal me oh Lord

    God bless you My Angel

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  18. nice8 October 2016 at 14:05

    Love these laffs

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  19. LOLO IDEATO 8 October 2016 at 14:06

    Hahahhahahahhaha. I had to stop laughing before people will think am mad.

    Heal me oh Lord

    God bless you My Angel

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  20. Trace8 October 2016 at 14:06

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Thanks Stella, these are hilarious!

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  21. Jael 8 October 2016 at 14:07

    Ooh boy!! Omg!this Saturday laffs too much.That of the private hospitals is very true,they blow things out of proportion to look relevant.
    And the Goliath joke is too much 😂

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  22. Mi Lady8 October 2016 at 14:08

    I'm in front of ur back.. Lwtmb

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  23. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 070596053208 October 2016 at 14:10

    Hahahahah,todays own is the bomb

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  24. Unknown8 October 2016 at 14:10

    Rotflmao!!!

    As if I'd not laughed enough, I read the last one.

    Dayummm!!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  25. Gracy8 October 2016 at 14:11

    This cracked me up real good. The lady going to the bank with bread just wants a complete breakfast. As nigerians will say "in this Buhari times" one must be smart lol

    The englsh one too, fine fine sha fine haha

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  26. Mi Lady8 October 2016 at 14:12

    How will u borrow som1s shirt and then slim-fit it? Oh my goodness.. Rotb

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  27. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER8 October 2016 at 14:13

    Ahahhaahahhahaahhahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha thank you stella .

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  28. audrey8 October 2016 at 14:16

    Lwkmd

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  29. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 14:17

    That three year old is bad bado badest

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  30. Mi Lady8 October 2016 at 14:22

    MIL brouhaha. Which sweater shud she wear first o? Sadly, i won't be having a MIL buh will have 3 SIL that are 'far' older than me and dats like aving 3 MIL. Wheeeew! God help me to behave myself.

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  31. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 14:22

    Lol, the Stanbic bank one killed me.

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  32. Unknown8 October 2016 at 14:26

    Hahahahaha.. This one got me laughing so bad, how would you borrow somebody's shirt and then slim fit it?
    Nigerians can over do sha!

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  33. Daisee....8 October 2016 at 14:27

    Lol.... See me laughing to myself. People be thinking I have gone mad mhen!!!!

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  34. Inimitable8 October 2016 at 14:28

    Lol @ I'm not even born again. They were very funny mehn

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  35. Pure Nigerian8 October 2016 at 14:29

    Hahaha, even the HT didn't know @ last joke

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  36. Unknown8 October 2016 at 14:34

    Best Saturday laffs ever!!!

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  37. SMALL CHOPS EMPIRE 08031156936.8 October 2016 at 14:35

    Thank you Stella. Had a good laugh.

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  38. Unknown8 October 2016 at 14:36

    That Head teacher though....and yes I will face front like North when I see bestie frolicking with another guy

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  39. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻8 October 2016 at 14:37

    Very funny lol.

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  40. Mosiwomeka8 October 2016 at 14:40

    He's not fine fine like fine fine fine

    I'm in front of your back



    Jury system in Nigeria, can't work.

    Loooooooooool

    Many funny memes
    You did North West my time

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  41. Purity8 October 2016 at 14:52

    Ohhhh Stella I just can't stop laughing😭@ if dem born u well, eat that food and Nigerian health centres LMSAO

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  42. sassy barrister8 October 2016 at 14:57

    Omg. Omg. Omg! @" re u sure Goliat was killed by someone from this class?" someone hold me. Hahahahaha

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  43. Anonymous8 October 2016 at 15:05

    Funny lot. Most of them are real and funny

    MrsBee

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  44. David Iyke8 October 2016 at 15:09

    Me i did not kill Goliath either!

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  45. Unknown8 October 2016 at 15:26

    Ahhahah! Lmao, that picture of when you are eating and someone comes in.. Lol TGIS
    #JOeFIRSt

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  46. Unknown8 October 2016 at 15:30

    Lol
    Im on the floor

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  47. Uriel (Freshdew)8 October 2016 at 15:33

    Very nice 👍

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  48. beeolah8 October 2016 at 15:33

    So funny, rotfl @ Goliath

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  49. Giselle Lawrence 8 October 2016 at 15:44

    Hahahahahahahahahh 😂

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  50. D'Arc Ed8 October 2016 at 15:59

    These were very funny.

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  51. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)8 October 2016 at 16:14

    Thank u stell... I laughed laughed laughed.... and the tears flowed. Yeah I laugh and cry at the same time. Lol

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  52. Unknown8 October 2016 at 16:44

    LOL

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  53. Lolly8 October 2016 at 16:52

    The first one got me laughing real hard. Trust naija babes. Lol

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  54. Unknown8 October 2016 at 16:58

    Very funny, especially the first one

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  55. Unknown8 October 2016 at 16:58

    Very funny, especially the first one

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  56. Nsibaba8 October 2016 at 17:13

    Iyammi i have dead and die since.

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  57. mary nwa mama8 October 2016 at 17:16

    wow....today's laff carry fire, all of them are funny. happy weekend folks

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  58. ROCCO8 October 2016 at 17:29

    Hahaha...Naijagirls @ d first pix

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  59. Unknown8 October 2016 at 17:50

    Hahahahahahaha

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  60. SHAKITI BABY8 October 2016 at 17:51

    That being a virgin is true.

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  61. favy8 October 2016 at 18:03

    All got me cracking

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  62. Unknown8 October 2016 at 18:35

    I laughed no be small thing.
    # but fart once

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  63. Unknown8 October 2016 at 18:52

    Thanks Stella!

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  64. Unknown8 October 2016 at 19:19

    Stella this post aff killed me with serious laughter.Abeg kudos.This is the best so far

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  65. Unknown8 October 2016 at 19:58

    Stella no commot my ribs abeg ooooo

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  66. Stella Maris baby8 October 2016 at 20:42

    👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

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  67. starshine8 October 2016 at 21:17

    Abeg i dey front of your back. Kikikikiki

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  68. Unknown8 October 2016 at 22:03

    I MADE IT WITHOUT CHOKING ON MY FOOD... I WILL REALLY LIVE FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME...

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  69. Unknown8 October 2016 at 23:27

    Lmao...really laughed

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  70. Amacastel9 October 2016 at 02:26

    Indeed non of the class member killed goilath. Ewo teacher teacher.

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  71. dame sexy9 October 2016 at 06:08

    nice one!cant stop laughing.

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  72. Izuu9 October 2016 at 10:07

    The joke of the year... Well enjoyed. Thanks aunty Stells

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  73. SPOTLIGHT 9 October 2016 at 22:19

    Hahaha so funny

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