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Saturday, October 22, 2016

Most Hilarious Moments....

Do we have any LOL or LMAO moments that we might wanna share?




I have been farting and i dont know why..hehehehehhehehehe

 Yesterday i did it where there were people and i had a frown on my face,you will not believe i did it sef,lol


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233 comments:

  1. Amanda favour22 October 2016 at 14:03

    My most hilarious moment is when my pad slipped from my panties,I was in j.s.s3 then.
    Choi!!!
    I missed school for 2 days because of shame

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    1. abril22 October 2016 at 14:54

      Lol
      Pele

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    2. Ghana Babe Yayra22 October 2016 at 14:56

      I look back, see one man dey run towards me, Na him start to run, i run enter one barbing salon full with guys go dey hide.. Na so i see the man run pass d shop and another man too Wey dey chase am.. Ha! So weytin kon make me dey run ? A marọ m.. shame catch meee. Fear no good

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      As I won come down from coaster bus, Na so d door hock my wig komot from my head. I just stand dey look my wing as e hang there. the conductor just jeje komot am give me. People inside the bus don laugh taya

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    3. EkaTre22 October 2016 at 14:57

      My 2yrs old daughter almost poured a cup of water in my edikang ikong soup, she thought I needed water as the pot was open

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    4. Tay22 October 2016 at 16:23

      I was in the lecture hall and we were really few. so,i farted and I didn't think it was gonna smell but man did it stink. The guy behind me kept saying"Damn,Fuck".I turned and asked him innocently if he was okay cuz he's been swearing.I was justhoping the smell will go away.I was at the back and nobody was around the both of us.It was soo embarassing

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    5. Nmasinachi22 October 2016 at 19:24

      Infact, i have two hilarious moments. Last year, during my MSc, my friend took me to an African store, where I bought some stock fish and crayfish. Hmmmmmmm

      The first hilarious moment was me making okro soup, and the whole floor was STINKING! I mean STINKING! Students had to call the custodians to come take care of the smell. They had to spray the whole floor with some fresheners. I had a good laugh.

      A few weeks later, I moved to another apartment on campus since it was summer, with new flatmates and all. I brought out my famous okro soup to heat up, but first I sprayed the whole room to suppress the smell, but the proud smell of "okporoko" and crayfish still enveloped the room. Oh well, man must "wack".Lol. I went into my room to eat, and minutes later,my three other flatmates came in. They started wondering what the smell was. All three of them started checking the cupboards, moving the chairs even opening the dustbin wondering what was smelling, or if some thing died. (Dramatic people) I almost died of laughter. I called my friend, and my stomach almost burst. Me, I left them to search to their hearts content o. Who wan stop me from eating my juicy okporoko? I had to confess sometime later though. Crazy.

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    6. Nmasinachi22 October 2016 at 20:06

      LOL

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  2. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:05

    i
    want to fix crochet but I have no clue
    about it or where to get original. I dnt
    want to fix all ds cheap common ones
    in d market. Someone said one of d
    originals is sold for 2k for a pack and I
    will use 5packs. Pls who knows where I
    can get original

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    1. Amazing Grace22 October 2016 at 15:52

      Start watching videos on YouTube. I will recommend freedom styles and Cynthy Kay obi. They are good and you can get ideas on the type of hair extensions you can use and it doesn't need to be a crochet hair extensions. After watching their videos, I started making my hair by myself and I get compliments from pple... Goodluck

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    2. Oluwatobi22 October 2016 at 17:15

      Why don't you try Bella Crochet twist, it's very nice and you will need two packs or three packs if you want it to be extremely full and each parkbis like 1500

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  3. LOLO IDEATO 22 October 2016 at 14:05

    Yesterday, while le boo waited at the Airport to pick me up, I had light dinner with my seat partner and exchange numbers.

    lol

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  4. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)22 October 2016 at 14:07

    Ewww! Stella of life you too like fun! Lemme think, I'll be back.

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  5. Unknown22 October 2016 at 14:07

    I once used my panties as hair net
    I swear I thought it was my hair net

    Went out the next morning and my neighbors son kept looking at my head.
    He was so shy to even tell me

    Got inside and saw the thing when I used the mirror
    I laughed so much I kept on wondering what was running through his mind then.

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:43

      Original gone.... lmao

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    2. Amanda favour22 October 2016 at 14:43

      LMAO 😁

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    3. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita22 October 2016 at 14:44

      Lol

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    4. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:45

      You got me rotf...

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    5. Unknown22 October 2016 at 15:47

      😃😃😃😃😂😂😂. Hilarious. @panties for hair net.

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    6. Stella Maris baby22 October 2016 at 16:11

      Lolzz.

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    7. Miss Ferragamo22 October 2016 at 16:52

      You said so on the most embarrassing post

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    8. Weed Chic22 October 2016 at 16:53

      I'm guilty of this same thing 😏

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    9. Kosi 22 October 2016 at 16:53

      😂😂😂😂 OMG.. Rotf

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    10. Unknown22 October 2016 at 17:15

      Oh my!
      Weed chic you too? Lmao
      Thank goodness I've a partner

      Miss ferragamo, you're wrong. My comment on the last most embarrassing post was how I fell under anointing.

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    11. Unknown22 October 2016 at 18:18

      Jeez!!! Oh lawd.

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  6. Unknown22 October 2016 at 14:07

    All my moment are hiliarous, no special one. Infact all of this drams here on sdk are more than hiliarious moment for me.

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  7. Unknown22 October 2016 at 14:08

    LMAO 😂😂😁😁😀..fart on
    I will read comments

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  8. Lizzy Berry22 October 2016 at 14:09

    Let me read comments, roll and laff

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  9. James' hater22 October 2016 at 14:09

    Let me wait and read comments, can't remember any embarrassing moment in my life.

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  10. royal wife22 October 2016 at 14:09

    Please guys, what can I do to make some money? Will b leaving for service next month & I haven't gotten anything. Pls who can help. How can I make a little money to buy some of the necessary things I need? I'm dying of worry. I can't afford to give up now

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    1. EkaTre22 October 2016 at 14:44

      Don't you have any skill? If your house is close to a school sell pure water for one week you ll testify.

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    2. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:56

      Sale pure water na

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    3. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:57

      Hilarious moments she said.

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  11. Emjay22 October 2016 at 14:10

    Lol, I can't forget d day I got admission into d university.

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:35

      Make i join you laugh.... Hahahahhahaha

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    2. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:57

      Emjay, you mean before you got those plenty boil and craw in your va***a?

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  12. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:11

    These goko cleansers people passed through my mums shop,so my mum asked my little cousin to call them cause she wanted to buy for my sister next thing my cousin walked up to me and asked if I wouldn't buy for my self,I am like "for wetin kwani?she said so I will stop farting anyhow @ home.and I was attending to a customer.choii the slap I gave her erhh she didn't expect,the customer was just laffing.thing is its only @ home I misbehave like that Sha.

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  13. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:14

    Stella you are a dirty woman

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    1. Irene B's Blog22 October 2016 at 14:38

      Dirty because she farted? Mind you,hers is fart,you don smell the one called MESS?

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    2. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita22 October 2016 at 14:46

      And u? Useless anon

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    3. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:46

      Az in u no de fart eh?

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    4. Amanda favour22 October 2016 at 14:52

      Coward,calm down nah..
      Life is not that hard inugo?

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    5. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:48

      Am telling you!

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  14. Nonye Inspired (James Bond's Girl)22 October 2016 at 14:15

    I remember when I was 12, I sneaked into my parent's room and took their roll-on and rub it in my armpits and on my clothes. by the time I was done I noticed the level had gone down drastically. I knew that dat day I go die cos they go know say na me..I think I Think oh. Then I thought haba the colour of this deodorant is blue..I ran to the kitchen , took blue omo detergent, dissolved it in water very well and poured it to the level I think I remember. Smiled devilishly.

    Then the next day, my mum took the deodorant to rub .Oh boy see foam the thing they form for her armpit. My mum came out to complain to my dad..My dad poured a lil on his palms and asked ''who poured Omo inside this bottle''...I just started crying so they go flog me small..Haa the beating I receive ehn...

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 22 October 2016 at 14:43

      You pour omo in roll on? How?

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    2. LEONA22 October 2016 at 14:49

      Lmao

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    3. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻22 October 2016 at 14:58

      Lol, you deserved the strokes.:-)

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    4. cinderellla22 October 2016 at 15:01

      Does the ball come off the bottle? And is it even fixable when it comes off?

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    5. Gbogbo bigz girlz22 October 2016 at 15:05

      Liar!

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    6. Unknown22 October 2016 at 15:25

      Hahaha naughty child

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    7. karma?...please22 October 2016 at 16:39

      How did you do it? Cos that ball is hard to come off? And how did your dad pour into his palm? Is there another type of "roll-on"

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    8. Miss Ferragamo22 October 2016 at 16:57

      OMG! OMG! 😂

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    9. PL THE GREAT22 October 2016 at 17:49

      Oh my cinderella! Take this 😙😙😙

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    10. Scarlet overkill22 October 2016 at 18:00

      I'm actually thinking the same thing. How did the ball come out? Because I recall as I child I loved getting the balls and it was always difficult. Most times I end up breaking the bottle.

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    11. Scarlet overkill22 October 2016 at 18:00

      I'm actually thinking the same thing. How did the ball come out? Because I recall as I child I loved getting the balls and it was always difficult. Most times I end up breaking the bottle.

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    12. dawn22 October 2016 at 22:01

      I just opened a roll on bottle now n i didn't evn struggle to open it

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    13. Olaide Davies.22 October 2016 at 22:28

      I don't believe you sir.

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    14. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 22:42

      I have something similar too. When I and my sis were still young mum do have visitors every sunday so she kept Atleast a carte of coke at home to serve them and after she will give us one to share but this faithful sunday no visitor came and that means no coke, my mum went out after some time my sister asked me if I would like to drink coke I said yes na she said go and bring one hard stone outside with two cups, I brot them and she said go and carry the crate of mineral too and lock d down behind, that's how my sis said we should open each bottle pour out small quality and close it back, we will open pour to small and cover it back we did for all d bottles and by d time we r done we had four cups to ourselves we sat down crossed our legs and started drinking. After a week another sunday came mum had like 3 visitors as usual she asked my sister to bring 3coke that's how my mum open it pour it inside d cup and noticed no gas it was just like water,when she wanted to open d second one she shaked it alittle and pour it stil d same tho d visitors drank d coke like that but after they left d real drama started she called us and asked us what happened to coke with fear I told her everything she was so piss and said my sis should bring toilet bucket then we should open all d coke and pour it inside d toilets later she said we both should go inside and lean down for almost 3hrs after she came and beat us that we were behaving like thieves inside our house that when we get outside we r capable of doing d unknown. And for whole of d year coke was on suspension for us Now that we r grown up anytime we remember it was always a laughing matter ,my brother we say y didn't we invite him that he would had advice on that day we take one and drinkrather than what we did..it's funny to me that's y I decided to share #not embarrassing but funny

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  15. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:19

    Mine wasnt really funny at the time it happened but looking back & recalling it makes me LOL ...
    My dad gave me some amount of money to go pay the Electricity & Utility bills (Not in Naija obviously).. i stopped at the mall & saw this brand new car to be won if you buy a raffle ticket & toss, so i stupidly used the money at hand, with so much confido in my star i lost it all. Knowing what awaits me at home, i started crying the moment i got to the boulevard, i got home na... narrated it all to my dad, come see beating, & made me kneel down facing the wall.
    Hours later, there was a honk at our porch, i peeped out to see a brand new car, with a suited smiling guy in the front seat, well dressed.
    we were all amazed as we approached the front door, i was already chanting "You see, You see.... & u were beating me"... dad & all had this surprise smile on their faces as they welcomed the guy in... lo and behold, it was an official from the electric company, he was there to disconnect our fuse from the source, come see double beating, on top the initial one... mumsi join this time sef.

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    1. crystal22 October 2016 at 14:40

      LMAO, kpele oooo, I laugh scatter

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    2. Folahanmi22 October 2016 at 14:43

      Ojemarina fesè gungò kibe ma seje! !! Hmnnnn Akika! ! This joke dat is all over u come personalize d tin. 🙌🙌 tuale

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    3. Unknown22 October 2016 at 14:44

      Lienus

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    4. EkaTre22 October 2016 at 14:46

      Hahahahahaha

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    5. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:47

      This did not happen to you, it's a joke, and it's viral now, sufri de lie, you hear.

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    6. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita22 October 2016 at 14:48

      I've read it somewhere 😒😒😒😒

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    7. Love Struck22 October 2016 at 14:52

      This joke is all over IG,FB and the rest, haba, it did not happen to you jur, make una sufri fr stella blog oo,there is no gift attached to this post, or is there? *scrolls up to check*.....None. ero raa ooo

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    8. Amanda favour22 October 2016 at 14:54

      Lol 😁

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    9. Unknown22 October 2016 at 14:57

      Jesus!!! U see y u need to believe christ so u can stop lying unnecessarily !this joke has been circulating round social media now not u haff lie dat it was ur experience..pls change ur ways my dear

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    10. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:02

      Yawning

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    11. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:02

      Stop lying u copied this joke from quora...i guess u think evrybody here is dumb

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    12. Unknown22 October 2016 at 15:10

      This is obviously fabu!

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    13. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:26

      Kwaaaaaa, n here I was smiling thinking u worn the car after all. Hahhahhha

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    14. Unknown22 October 2016 at 15:26

      Lmao

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    15. Enchanted22 October 2016 at 15:27

      Lmao
      This had me in stitches.

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    16. stephan22 October 2016 at 15:31

      Copycat

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    17. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:46

      liar oshi...I read this somewhere

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    18. SHAKITI BABY22 October 2016 at 15:46

      Lmao

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    19. Gemstone Vee'C22 October 2016 at 16:04

      Ah Atheist!!!
      You sabi lie eh!
      Is this not the joke that was all over Facebook sometime ago??
      Oshi!!!

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    20. Quiksilver22 October 2016 at 16:08

      Atheist I am disappointed

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    21. Stella Maris baby22 October 2016 at 16:17

      Hhahahahha

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    22. Unknown22 October 2016 at 16:29

      Chai see how you fall hand
      Wey you for just jejely write "copied" under the story @Atheist

      Lol @ Lienus

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    23. Kosi 22 October 2016 at 16:58

      Copied or not, I had a good laugh as I'm just seeing it for the first time. Asin A GOOD LAUGH!!

      Thanks @ Atheist.

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    24. Miss Ferragamo22 October 2016 at 17:00

      Kai! Fear God

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    25. Mosiwomeka22 October 2016 at 17:12

      Chai, Mean BVs

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    26. Rukky's cakes @rukky_cakes22 October 2016 at 17:39

      Atheist this is not your gist. Saw it on ig last week

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    27. crystal22 October 2016 at 19:08

      Guy you fall hand

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    28. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 19:10

      That is why it is not good to show yourself too much anywhere, small praise, Pelzin go dey misyarn.

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    29. Adanne22 October 2016 at 19:17

      Una no Wan make he blow?

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    30. Tessbaby22 October 2016 at 21:00

      Hahahahahaha now Athiest u just got a most embarasing story 2 tell. D day u were caught hands down lIEING on SDK.😅😂😁

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    31. Imported Suzzy Lalaagbon22 October 2016 at 21:23

      Ahan! Uncle you can lie o!!!!
      This pure water joke!

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  16. Ella 'R22 October 2016 at 14:23

    Was in my kitchen making breakfast yesterday & I was just wearn a bra & pant. Didn't v in mind that my landlord was gona pass or whatever.. I don't know what my landlord came 2 check out with his wife... & I didn't notice them, just 4 me to turn & see my landlady using her hand 2 cover her husbands eyes & he was removing her hand.. Just for me to catch them doing that.... Omg.... I ran in2 my room. I was looking at them through my door.. And they Wia laughing & my landlady was dragging him for them to go... Omg... I died that ystdy...I literally didn't come outside 2ru out ystdy. Alrdy, my landlord na big time Horseband & his own Horse... Carry saddle. Lol..

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    1. DON™22 October 2016 at 14:39

      You got me laughing with this your hilarious story..lol

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    2. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:45

      Sorry

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    3. Anu Funke22 October 2016 at 14:45

      😂😂😂😂😅😅🙆🙆

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    4. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:46

      What kind of house is that?

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    5. Lacey Love22 October 2016 at 14:51

      You funny die 😂😂😂😂

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    6. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:05

      How u take see d horse?

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    7. Unknown22 October 2016 at 15:12

      What sort of apartment is it?
      Just asking to understand the gist better.

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    8. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:58

      Cheap slut, fucking your landlord since 1865,or else how did you know he has a big dick?

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    9. Mosiwomeka22 October 2016 at 17:13

      How will your landlord come into your house without knocking?

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    10. Ella 'R22 October 2016 at 21:24

      He didn't come into my house..oh. I stay at the rented flat. He is a big tym Horseband cos... Immediately my landlady don go work.. My landlord go carry him Chikala's enter house. And the wife jst gave birth... D baby never even reach 3months. No b only fuck my landlord..... When handsome rich kids full Abuja. I no dey pay am house rent?

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    11. Imported Suzzy Lalaagbon22 October 2016 at 21:25

      U wear bra n pant dey cook for open kitchen or u open door dey cook?!
      How person wey dey live for face me I face you dey do dat kain thng?

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  17. School Life22 October 2016 at 14:26

    typing...

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  18. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:31

    After all them overdose of cookies and cream, why won't you fart lol. I can only but imagine how strongly you frowned your face😂😂😁

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  19. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)22 October 2016 at 14:33

    DON'T LAUGH ALONE
    The day sleep disgraced me.
    I entered bus yesterday without knowing that the beautiful lady I was giving flag since sat behind me inside the same bus. I was sleeping but trying to control it but the sleep insisted until it disgraced me and vanished to thin air. I was nodding front and back, but each time I try to control it the sleep will come back without my notice. The next thing I nodded back and my head landed on the beautiful lady's face, thank God I did not injure her. Mehn!! The sleep just go kpata kpata. Shame come catch me eeeh.
    As we both alighted I told her sorry and she smiled and gave me her number. I invited her to my place and one thing led to the other and we..... To be continued...


    Let go and act the remaining part and come back and tell you people what haffened in the oza room. Hhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  20. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)22 October 2016 at 14:33

    DON'T LAUGH ALONE
    The day sleep disgraced me.
    I entered bus yesterday without knowing that the beautiful lady I was giving flag since sat behind me inside the same bus. I was sleeping but trying to control it but the sleep insisted until it disgraced me and vanished to thin air. I was nodding front and back, but each time I try to control it the sleep will come back without my notice. The next thing I nodded back and my head landed on the beautiful lady's face, thank God I did not injure her. Mehn!! The sleep just go kpata kpata. Shame come catch me eeeh.
    As we both alighted I told her sorry and she smiled and gave me her number. I invited her to my place and one thing led to the other and we..... To be continued...


    Let go and act the remaining part and come back and tell you people what haffened in the oza room. Hhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  21. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:34

    I say Stella yesterday in Amsterdam
    And most of u dat has been abusing and insulting Stella,pls no more oh..anybody dat tries dat now it's btwn me and d person.
    If u see dis woman u can't even talk,she tall,gorgeous,sexy,beautiful,funny and nice.she hosted us yesterday in Amsterdam wit enough drinks,suya,nkwobi and foods..
    Stella may God bless and prosper u...amen

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  22. Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 0808172544122 October 2016 at 14:34

    The day my daughter asked me to buy "peepee" for her so she can wee like her brothers. I Sharply sent her to her Daddy. As laugh didn't let me talk. Kids ehh lol

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  23. Jasmine22 October 2016 at 14:34

    Most hilarious moment?

    I av this babe and his gf that r my friends. The guy is a parasite. Can never buy anything for the girl but the girl is a giver. One day we went to the restaurant to eat. Bobo ate rice, plantain, moi-moi and cow leg only him while me and the gf ate just rice and meat.

    Dude knows he doesn't av money to pay yet was still drinking beer on top. After eating, I told my friend(the girl) I wanted to leave and she said she's going with me.

    Time to pay, dude was saying 'baby oya sort the bills'...u say?

    I don change face already. The stood up, told him that since they've been dating, he has never paid for their food or bought anything for her and for that reason, he'll pay for the food.

    Dude started begging... bae pls pay na. Pay wetin? I dragged my friend away sharply.

    The look on the guy's face...Choi!!!

    I hate parasitic people abeg

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    1. karma?...please22 October 2016 at 17:03

      And you that joined them expecting the guy to pay...what are you?

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    2. Jasmine22 October 2016 at 17:20

      Karma? I don't understand? So me that have been paying for them since time immemorial be mumu ni?

      Swerve abeg

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    3. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 17:32

      Serves him right. Hope she won't go back to her old ways. Yeye boy.

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  24. Uriel (Freshdew)22 October 2016 at 14:38

    Came to read comments 🍹👍

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  25. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��22 October 2016 at 14:40

    Entered a bus and my skirt zip spoil.
    The driver kept shouting last bustop come down. I no bold stand up 😂

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    1. PLAY22 October 2016 at 20:40

      Is this supposed to be funny nnuku?

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    2. PLAY22 October 2016 at 20:40

      Is this supposed to be funny nnuku?

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  26. Irene B's Blog22 October 2016 at 14:43

    I went to my daughter's graduation dressed in a very beautiful black gown,only to see that that was what the ushers wore. You will feel it is nothing till someone asks for something from you.

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  27. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 14:46

    I once farted in the school library and i also squeezed my face and hissed like who on earth will come to a library and release such bombastic gas.

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  28. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻22 October 2016 at 15:01

    Stella Dimoko fart outside lol.

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  29. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:03

    6years today,and im still feeling guilty,i lost my entire family to a ghastly motor accident that was solely my fault,I still blame myself for your untimely demise....miss u mum,dad n my lovely sister.....
    Bvs in Uyo?drop ur e-mail,let's hangout......bills on me



    *lonely heart*

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    1. Quiksilver22 October 2016 at 16:10

      No ma. Hang out alone mbok

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    2. Stella Maris baby22 October 2016 at 16:21

      Kpele.
      Sorry dear..
      It is well.

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    3. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 22 October 2016 at 16:28

      I'm so sorry for your loss lonely heart. Oh my! But you have got to stop berating yourself or feeling guilty..i cannot imagine losing 3 family members,but I have lost dear ones, and I do know how you feel..
      You will be fine OK? Stay strong.you can hit me up to talk whenever you feel blue.. You don't have to walk alone.

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    4. Unknown22 October 2016 at 16:33

      May their souls RIP

      God will continue to be your comforter

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    5. School life22 October 2016 at 16:39

      I dey uyo... But I'm scared.

      Ve you repented?

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    6. Dewdrop22 October 2016 at 16:54

      So sorry about your loss dear. God will give you the grace to bear it. Stop blaming yourself I am sure they won't want you to carry the guilt for this long. E hugs.

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    7. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 22 October 2016 at 17:19

      I think there is something you guys know about lonely heart that I don't.have you been a bad bad girl lonely heart?

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  30. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 22 October 2016 at 15:05

    Yesterday on her way out, my neighbour gave me her 10months old baby to hold while she rushed inside to pick up something..
    Now, I'm pretty good with babies, so while carrying the cute baby boy in my arms, I asked him 'what sound does a horse make'? He just stared at me with his cute Lil eyes, and I could bet in his mind he was thinking 'what is she saying'? So I told him 'a horse neighs' and then I went ahead to make a neighing sound.this baby busted out laughing, he laughed and laughed, and I had no choice but to join in.
    His mum came out and was surprised to see us laughing our heads off.
    She told me her baby had been cranky all morning,not even a giggle from him.
    It had to take the mimicking of a horse neighing to snap him out of his mood.
    That was a very hilarious moment for me.
    It was priceless..

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  31. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:09

    Mine was when i was on a bus,d conductor took a bag from a passenger and dropped it carelessly inside d bus and a bottle broke then some liquids started pouring out,the woman started shouting and crying and told the conductor that he shld kuku kill her oo.evrybody was begging the woman.so pple started asking her wat was inside the bottle bt she refused to say...so the conductor now said maybe its Blood of Jesus that she was carrying,na soo we begin laff bt the woman kept crying bt we figured it might be a concotion from a herbalist or sth like dat.

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  32. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:20

    Me I gbenshed a guy with a little peepee yesterday,I was ashamed for him.let me not spill everything before he will decode.the worst is that he can't even use it well and came so quickly. I felt like crying for him.is this what they go tru?

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  33. Praise - dried and fresh snails, dried Ijebu ponmo, dried fish,etc. Ibadan22 October 2016 at 15:21

    @Ella'R, how is 'your' apartment built that your landlord had to see you inside 'your' kitchen while passing by? RME and balancing well on my couch to read concocted stories.

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 16:38

      Its UK style abi SA style.

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    2. Ella 'R22 October 2016 at 21:35

      @Ozone lol.... Dey came to the BQ side.... And I didn't notice dey Wia passing. No b concocted story...oh. Hmm. U 4 ask me weda I Don com outside since. My landlord see me wit G-string.. Choi..

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  34. Unknown22 October 2016 at 15:34

    When i was 13, i read one Hints magazine like that. I saw where they wrote the word 'tohtoh'. i didn't know the meaning but it sounded funny to me.

    So the next day, i was with my sisters and cousin brother outside discussing. Everyone was telling a joke and being the loud mouth that i was, i decided to talk my own.

    Na so i talk.. Haha see your head like big tohtoh! Chei i expected them to laugh but the kain silence that took over after that statement lasted for about two minutes before i heard it on my cheeks.. Kpawaaii!! Na thunderous slap from my elder sister! choi. I cry ehn.. nobody told me sorry instead i was warned never to utter such word in my life ever again. Else mumci go hear am

    I still don't find it funny till date.

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:57

      Oh dear😂😂😂😂

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    2. PL THE GREAT22 October 2016 at 17:28

      Lmao!

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    3. Linda Ari22 October 2016 at 18:50

      This got me ROTFL. Jeez..see as I burst laugh...see your big mouth like toto.chaii

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    4. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 19:48

      Ahahahaha sorry joor

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  35. Starjoy22 October 2016 at 15:37

    Just to read comments

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  36. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:48

    i actually wore my clothes inside out to the bank got to know when i got home...twas embarrassing

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  37. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog22 October 2016 at 15:54

    My most hillarious moment was when my boy frnd then bought me a new phone even when my parents made it known to us that no body will use any mobile phone till we enter the university.

    So then, on my birthday, my cute boyfriend then bought me one fine phone then so i was so happy and at the same time so scared of my parents cos they were so strict and no nonsense people

    So one day, i came back from computer lesson and was busy pressing the phone in my room, my mum called me and i quickly insert the phone in my inner tight/ pant and as foolish as i am then i forgot to put the phone on vibration.

    I now went to attend to my mum, i was about combing her human hair for her only for the phone to start ringing under my opanteri. She said what was rhe voice. I was just looking at her, she brought me closer to her inserted her hand inside my ivedi and brought out the phone. For my mind i was like God why, i am finished today. Just kuku kill me ooo

    Choiii. That day was like hell, my mum nearly killed me that day, she was like so u want to bring shame and disgrace upon this family, tomorrow naw ur so called boy frnd will impregnant you and abandon you. Shebi toto don dey scratch u abi. Infact she gave me correct beating. I was so ashamed of my self and my brothwrs were all laughing at me cos i always claim seriously as per i am the senior in the family.

    When it was time for my dad to close for the day, i started begging my mumooo not to tell my dad cos i never ready to go to ahum monastery and climb that waterside with my knees. So she made me promise her not to date that guy again. Ana ako shit. Chaiii i can never forget that incident.lol

    But i am grateful to them for that training and all they did to me cos it moulded me into becoming better person although the strictness di too muchoo

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 16:28

      Sufri de lie o. When did human hair come out for your mum to be carrying it in the olden days. NNE nawa o. Nor be D's human hair wey jus come out few years ago? Quen
      Queendaline!

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    2. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog22 October 2016 at 17:31

      Anon 16.28. Have u travelled out before? And do u know how old i am? Smhow. So everything is always alie to u people on this blog. You started hearing about human hair when they started selling it in ur area or in nigeria i guess.

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    3. PL THE GREAT22 October 2016 at 19:03

      Haba anon, human hair has been in existence since time immemorial. The most common and available one in Nigeria then was the one called 'chinese'. This was before the influx of higher grade and quality human hairs in naija.

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    4. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 20:13

      Did you really have to incluse 'human hair' in?
      Did you?

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  38. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 15:56

    Anonymous that want to fix crochet,the original is 3,700 each...u wld fix 4

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  39. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog22 October 2016 at 15:59

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  40. Miss Blackie22 October 2016 at 16:12

    I was in this bus once from Obalende to Yaba. The passengers were almost complete and I hopped in & sat at the back. If you are familiar with Lagos yellow buses, you know that some don't have a barricade between the boot and back seat. This bus I boarded is one of such. As expected, there were passengers goods in the boot. Of the items was a sack. It was static so everyone just assumed it was normal market wears/items in it.

    Thr conductor collected t.fare from us all and the bus starred moving. Before we climbed the bridge, one agbero guy told the driver to let his conductor sit down as there is police on the road. The conductor sold his seat and was standing and he couldn't close the door. So the conductor got down, and went to sit in the boot hoping that when we get to a safe place, he will come out. While the conductor was sitting at the boot, he yelled to the driver telling him to stop as something was moving inside the white sack.

    The driver called it bluff and said nothing can possibly be moving. This time around, the sack moved so much that the driver yelled again and everyone in the bus started asking "na who get this sack?" That's how one old woman seated at the front responded it was hers. We all asked her what was inside, the woman said a crocodile.

    When all of us heard crocodile, we began to shout and panic. Even the driver pressed break and ran out of the bus. The conductor flew out of the boot. I was the "maddest" (permit me to use this word) person because this sack was directly behind my bumbum. What if the crocodile was able to free itself and open the sack, my bumbum would be the first thing it sees. It wasn't funny. While we were screaming, the old woman assured us the crocodile was tied. I now asked her why she didn't sit close to her pet and went to sit at the front. She kept saying "nothing go happen". The driver and conductor (yoruba men can fear for Africa. Lmao) told the woman to open the sack just to be sure the animal is truly tied. She did and we saw the crocodile. It was truly tied. The mouth was tied, the legs too. The woman kept saying it's OK, nothing dey happen. So the driver told us all to come back in. I told the woman to sit in my seat at the back (as the sack was directly facing my bumbum) she was smiling and telling me I too dey fear but she refused to go sit at the back. Just negodu. It was another man that offered me his seat in the middle.

    It wasn't funny but it was while we were calm we began to laugh at each other. The conductor who flew from the boot, the driver who pressed break and ran out, the lady drinking lacasera and spilled some on a well dressed dude who said he was going for a job interview, and me who kept screaming that the sack was directly facing my bumbum. Lol

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    1. Fuck you22 October 2016 at 17:44

      😂😂😂😂😂😂so funny

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    2. Goaldyn Boy22 October 2016 at 18:21

      Lolest!!!

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    3. Unknown22 October 2016 at 18:25

      😀😀😀........see me dey laff like mumu inside bus. This your story should win something. Tears are literally streaming down my face ATM

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    4. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 18:34

      This cracked me uppppppp 😂😂😂😂

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    5. lastborn 22 October 2016 at 18:48

      Lmaol.

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    6. PL THE GREAT22 October 2016 at 18:58

      Shit! I just choked on my food!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    7. Gbogbo bigz girlz22 October 2016 at 19:32

      Lmao.
      You deserve the first position.

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    8. Amya22 October 2016 at 19:35

      LMFAO! Your story is damn right hilarious!

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    9. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 20:52

      Lmao... Very funny

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    10. Booboo kitty22 October 2016 at 21:24

      Lmaoooo! But on a more serious note this thing is not funny o. How person go carry crocodile inside bus? Nawa, she nw sat at a safe distance from the something. Oriegwu.

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    11. Imported Suzzy Lalaagbon22 October 2016 at 21:33

      Rotflmao!!! This is so hilarious!!!!

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    12. Olaide Davies.22 October 2016 at 22:46

      I'm really lol.

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  41. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 16:48

    In church during african praise, with a respectable elder by my side, choir leader says bring out your white handkerchiefs and give a wave offering to the Lord. I reach out and brought out mine. My neighbour didnt have. I quickly brought out the second one. He had started using it and then he dropped it on my chair and left the seat. Praise ended. I saw my full white cotton briefs staring at me... The back row worshippers were waiting for my reaction... I died and woke up and died again...

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 18:35

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 poor you! I'm guessing you mistakenly picked up your briefs that morning, thinking it was your hanky?

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    2. Bla bla bla22 October 2016 at 19:42

      Hahahaha.... That must have been so embarrassing!!!

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    3. Unknown22 October 2016 at 21:42

      Lmaoooooooo

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  42. PL THE GREAT22 October 2016 at 17:26

    Lemme share one that happened to me last year i think? Been long sha.

    One beautiful Friday evening, I decided to rush down to a nearby market to stop for some groceries. Didn't want anything disturbing my Saturday at all. So off I drove and found a parking space after abusing a shop owner who told me not to park infront of her shop. Lmao! Went in and filled my bagco bags (2 of them) and headed to the entrance where I saw one very dangerously enticing ponmo. After buying, one keke blasting Celine dion stopped in front of me and asked me 'where?' I called my bus stop immediately because the kain traffic wey dey front ehn... I hopped in and felt instant relief from the weight of the bags. My people, I got home, opened my gate and walked in happily. At least the keke was able to get me outta the traffic jam in no time. My dogs dashed out to greet me. I went in with the bags but I noticed one of them kept on looking at the gate. He'd look at the gate and then look at me. I got upset and went out to drag him in. My eyes just went straight to the carport. The motor wey I carry comot no dey dia! Where's my car?? I stupidly wanted to ask the dog but I came back to my senses immediately. Didn't whether to shout or call anybody. It took me about 15 mins to remember I drove to the market. I had forgotten my car in the market and trekked home. Chaiiii! The thought of that traffic sank my spirit. I just quietly went back to the market to pick up my car. As soon as I came the shop owner started round 2. 'You lost for market? ', 'na the whole market you dey buy?' I was already so angry and frustrated. The verbal war that commenced eh, you can imagine the rest. I joined the traffic and went home in peace.

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    1. Unknown22 October 2016 at 18:47

      Lwkmd

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    2. Amya22 October 2016 at 19:40

      Hahaha you people will not kill me today!

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    3. Amya22 October 2016 at 19:40

      Hahaha you people will not kill me today!

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    4. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 21:45

      Trekked home?
      Thought you took keke😳😳

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    5. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 21:54

      Hahahaha this your own serious well well.

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  43. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 17:32

    I was at boo's place for d wknd nd i had dis foreign bath wash my aunt got for me d previous week.. See me thinking it was body cream. After i had my bath, i roobed it as lotion... While i was doing dat boo said he liked it nd asked me to gv it to him to see. See me forming tush girl rubbing foreign cream nd he was busy reading wat was on d container. Later dat night, i picked it up to rob again nd went through d writeup on d container nd realized it was body wash.... I was so embarrassed.... Boo neva said anything to me even till date. Dats how i showed d village girl in me... M sure he was silently laughing at me...

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  44. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 17:33

    I was at boo's place for d wknd nd i had dis foreign bath wash my aunt got for me d previous week.. See me thinking it was body cream. After i had my bath, i roobed it as lotion... While i was doing dat boo said he liked it nd asked me to gv it to him to see. See me forming tush girl rubbing foreign cream nd he was busy reading wat was on d container. Later dat night, i picked it up to rob again nd went through d writeup on d container nd realized it was body wash.... I was so embarrassed.... Boo neva said anything to me even till date. Dats how i showed d village girl in me... M sure he was silently laughing at me...

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  45. Yori Yori Princess22 October 2016 at 17:35

    My embarrassing moment was when I wore green skirt and brown top because there was no light, thinking it was dark green up and down. About to get down from the bus and noticed it. I felt the ground should open.
    Manage enter office, called my brother to look for the green top and bring to the office. Had to pay double because I disturb his sleep

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  46. Nonye Inspired (James Bond's Girl)22 October 2016 at 18:38

    my dearies na determination make me open am..it was not easy at all plus my dad smear some on his palm..

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  47. Sylviaasss22 October 2016 at 18:44

    The day I went on a roller coaster in Ferrari world
    Jesus it was bad!!! I was afraid and I didn't want to go but they forced me being that I like to form strong girl.
    When the thing started if you see the way I was shouting Jesus! My Lord! I called all the names of Jesus I could remember. I was even speaking in tongues shouting speaking Yoruba.
    Men that was the longest 60 seconds of my life. When it came to a stop see all the oyibos clapping and saying "waoh "
    Me I was just cleaning my nose with mucus couldn't wait to come out.
    The worst was the motion pictures that was captured I was the ugliest
    My colleagues laughed so hard ehn

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  48. charitybino22 October 2016 at 19:28

    I can't remember any now.

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  49. Anonymous22 October 2016 at 20:22

    How does one get a 5 million capital to start a business?

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  50. Emlizzy22 October 2016 at 22:09

    I was in s bus going to yaba sat at the front row before the conductor hmmmm suddenly something just blow off my hair to the back!!it was my wig. Ah I really embarrassed.

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