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Thursday, October 27, 2016

Man Found In River Claims His 'Private Jet' Crashed Enroute To The UK

A middle-aged man was yesterday found at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
Explaining his reason for being there, the unidentified man confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom.

He told his audience that he was also billed to watch a football match going on simultaneously also in the United Kingdom.
The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK.”

“I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria”, the mysterious man added.


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73 comments:

  1. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 0705960532027 October 2016 at 11:02

    Hahahahah,private jet?abi na witch?

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    1. Kuchie27 October 2016 at 11:37

      this one na craseman, nothing more, nothing less.

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    2. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita27 October 2016 at 11:39

      See madness

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    3. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 11:45

      As the Harry Potter that he is na.

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    4. Unknown27 October 2016 at 11:50

      In psychiatry, this is called GRANDIOSE DELUSION..... They should take the poor man to the Neuropsychiatric hospital at Uselu for proper care, he is psychotic

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    5. Unknown27 October 2016 at 12:25

      So the witches and wizards are now relocating to UK due to recession.
      Benin witches at work again....

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    6. Miss Ferragamo27 October 2016 at 13:17

      Hahaha.. Benin airways I hail oh

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    7. Anonymous28 October 2016 at 03:30

      What's new again. We all know Christians are the ones that created witches and wizards. So the man na Catholics wizard.

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  2. Woman of faith27 October 2016 at 11:03

    Witch things lol

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  3. STARRY LARRY27 October 2016 at 11:03

    Lol, awon egbe NRC




    *Larry was here*

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  4. audrey27 October 2016 at 11:04

    Lwkmd

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  5. Lizzy Berry27 October 2016 at 11:04

    Jeeez! This is Thursday laff na
    Flying to UK??

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  6. Amanda favour27 October 2016 at 11:04

    LMAO 😁
    Edo people I hail oh🙌🙌

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    1. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 12:30

      Hail your stupidity first, who told you he is from Edo? Abi na your member him be?

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  7. Pipi Lee27 October 2016 at 11:05

    Lmfaooooooooooooooo...Ho my gawd...is he insane abi is he a wizard?? Lmaooooo

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    1. Shantelle's Empire27 October 2016 at 12:04

      I'm wondering same. If he's truly a wizard,does he really need his members to fuel his plantain leaves(private jet). He should do some incantation and take off na.

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  8. peace maker27 October 2016 at 11:06

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  9. peace maker27 October 2016 at 11:06

    I don't doubt his story. Edo people and Yoruba people are wonderful when it comes to juju and black magic.

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    1. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 12:21

      @ peace maker my foot....And igbo people are good at being ritualist.their love for money makes them that desperate they use their mothers,brothers and sisters for money rituals.dont come for me you started it ok.

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    2. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜27 October 2016 at 13:00

      It's actually a possibility! The stories my grand mother tells me about them 'flights' are very nerve wrecking! Plenty orisirisi. And I'm
      Not Yoruba or Benin.
      Have you Ever heard of the totem
      Spirit?let me gist you. That one is experienced by people who live near the river side and/or thick forest. They belong to a Society where you assume the body of a wild animal when you go for meetings under water or inside bush. So, let's say you're a hippo. When they call for meetings (unannounced) you can sleep anywhere at anytime. But it's not real sleep. It's spirit transfer into your totem spirit to function during the meeting. IF by ANY chance your position is altered, when you come back from the meeting you won't be able to enter your body again. So your spirit will start roaming around graves in the village until the chief priests do some incarnations and send it to the land of the spirits 😊
      Sometimes, if a boat is crossing the river too loudly and is disturbing their meeting the animal will come out and disturb the journey. Everyone in the boat will have to beg the animal to be patient and let them cross. Or the boat will capside.
      Most of these people are village terrorists. So once someone assumes wickedness in the village, they start to suspect he's been initiated. Others can be very nice and pretentious. You won't know until they die and the wicked friends appear in a burial customer. This initiation of often hereditary and most times, key prominent people in the family are targeted as 'meat' for annual meeting. The child with scholarships, the richest son, the most beautiful daughter. They will just die mysteriously because one relative somewhere has given them as 'meat' for annual meeting.

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    3. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜27 October 2016 at 13:00

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    4. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 13:14

      Idiot

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  10. Unknown27 October 2016 at 11:07

    This is pure madness jare. He shud be transported to Uselu psychiatrist hospital.

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  11. Unknown27 October 2016 at 11:08

    Hahahahahahaha
    Winchy winchy.

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  12. redbotafly27 October 2016 at 11:09

    Lol @private jet enroute to d UK.
    Guess he meant to say cocoyam leaves.
    Witchcraft at its peak.
    Dts hw they wil keep crashing since they say wickedness is their way of life.

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  13. Villager27 October 2016 at 11:10

    When you smoke Ibadan weed first thing in the morning.

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    1. Shantelle's Empire27 October 2016 at 12:06

      Hahahaha. More like kwale weed.
      You go high pass private jet.

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    2. Fierce of SDK blog 27 October 2016 at 12:29

      Na Sapele weed d guy smoke.

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    3. Chikito the professional run and LesB friends. Bitch!28 October 2016 at 03:50

      Na PCP or SHOW BOY he smoke, like the one Tiwa's husband dey smoke, these shits can take control of mind

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  14. MOST BEAUTIFUL27 October 2016 at 11:11

    Hahahahahaahhahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaahahhaa oh pleaseeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂 i said it before that this recession is affecting even the witches and wizards😂😂😂 their fuel now finish and they no longer serve meals in dreams😂😂😂😂😂 oh boooyyy

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    1. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank27 October 2016 at 12:50

      Hahahahahahah abi MA mental craze
      Start to dey craze
      No we dey run things for this side
      ...kolomental
      Faze take over please

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  15. The Observer27 October 2016 at 11:11

    Psychia...straight!

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  16. Bee10(mummytwins)27 October 2016 at 11:13

    Wizard

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  17. SUNSHINE27 October 2016 at 11:14

    The ethanol must be expired.

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  18. peace maker27 October 2016 at 11:15

    Sign of end time

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  19. barbie micheal27 October 2016 at 11:17

    This one na winsh o, lmao...

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  20. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 11:18

    edo state wey dem get airport on top their roofs. bloody witches and wizards tueeeeeehhhhh

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    1. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita27 October 2016 at 11:40

      See painment... Shebi Edo pple Don winch u Before. Nansence

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    2. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 12:32

      Dem don winch your destiny throway, na why you dey useless as u dey like this. Idiot!

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  21. Amysweet27 October 2016 at 11:19

    lmao.. This cracked me up big time

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    1. Bravitudenaturals@gmail.com 27 October 2016 at 22:36

      Lol
      Plantain leaf private jet,Oga make them carry you go psychiatric hospital.
      If you needs coconut oil,mail me

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  22. Unknown27 October 2016 at 11:20

    Hahahahahahahah, stupid man

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  23. Mawi27 October 2016 at 11:21

    LMAOOO Warrisdis?????

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  24. Unknown27 October 2016 at 11:22

    Lmao. Abeg they should take him to Aro

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  25. starshine27 October 2016 at 11:23

    Kikikikiki sick people everywhere i swear

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  26. charitybino27 October 2016 at 11:27

    Lmao. This reminds me of Ekanem that landed on electric wire in the middle of a market some time ago. He also said he was Travelling.

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  27. kind godess27 October 2016 at 11:28

    Na wah ooo! Oga borrow me your jet let me travel out of the country pls

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  28. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)27 October 2016 at 11:33

    They should kill him oh!...

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    1. Zoe27 October 2016 at 21:49

      If you deserve to live, he also deserves to live.

      Go and help a brother in need with the fuel. At least he is going to UK, you na Apapa.

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  29. Teena27 October 2016 at 11:34

    Hahahahahahahaha.... this one don smoke igbo ooo

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  30. Debbie me27 October 2016 at 11:34

    Lol. His fuel finished indeed. Abeg they should take him to Yaba left, ihe nka owu gini?

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  31. Tetrina27 October 2016 at 11:37

    I can't stop laughing. LMAO @ refuel so he can continue his journey.

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  32. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 11:49

    He needs a psychiatric evaluation. He is not a witch/wizard etc. Africa

    #speakup#

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  33. Chiomajosephine27 October 2016 at 11:58

    Yaba left patient

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  34. Nwannewi27 October 2016 at 12:02

    Lols, flying to Us

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  35. Stella Maris baby27 October 2016 at 12:20

    This one na father of wizard ooooo.They should hold him hostage until his members come.

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  36. EJURA OCHOLI27 October 2016 at 12:35

    lolzz, wonders shall never end.😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  37. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)27 October 2016 at 12:41

    Imagine...wasted life

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  38. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 12:46

    lmao....may our enemies flying around in bid to hurt us continue to Crash land in Jesus Name....Amen! Meanwhile, bcos d so called man said he was flying from Edo doesn't necessarily mean he's an Edo man nau....Nigerians sha.

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  39. ****Bbjac****27 October 2016 at 13:13

    Edo Airways

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  40. marriedchick27 October 2016 at 13:13

    so the fuel finished between Edo and delta? guy na forever u go take reach ur destination ooo.. u better start trekking

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  41. DON™27 October 2016 at 13:15

    This is serious

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  42. Reserved Queen27 October 2016 at 13:26

    Lolz Its fuel that finish from my private jet

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  43. Vicwhytehart27 October 2016 at 14:30

    Haba, d tin devil does eh! Luk at him! Aya wer is ur luggage DAT u is nah ( in nedu voice)

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  44. crouchingTigress27 October 2016 at 15:05

    Lol

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  45. Anonymous27 October 2016 at 15:26

    Hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah. I can't stop lafing,Oga so naa recession make u no fuel ur private jet? Chaiiiiiii wetin man no go see.wen ur village witch were follow u strong pass u,naa so ur life go be. U no even reach chana na him fuel finished!!!

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  46. Giselle Lawrence 27 October 2016 at 16:00

    This one don drink or na new madness.

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  47. Olaide Davies.27 October 2016 at 18:37

    Na mental illness dey do am.

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