Labour Room Drama -86 And 87

LOL...The Nurse saw his 'cum'

LRD 86


hello Stella ?


I want to gist you my LRD of my second girl... the first one wasn't so eventful but since I had one already I was so confident and relaxed when i got pregnant for my second baby.

So that day hubby came home quite late, when he got back he started gisting me about the events of the day we talked till 1am i told him i didnt feel like sleeping since i slept through most of the afternoon. He said toh since I don't want to sleep let him kuku top it now and we made love and this was about 2am ,after every I now had my bath and decided to sleep , just as i laid down I just felt this sharp pain on my waist and I immediately knew the baby was coming but I didn't say anything to hubby cos I wanted him to catch some sleep . I endured the pain till 7 in the morning and then I woke him up and said am in Labour. He couldn't believe ,he was so scared that maybe it was the sex we had that disturbed the baby and he started panicking .I just told him not to worry till we get to the hospital . Stella we got to the hospital 7:30am and I told them am in labor the nurses just looked at me like a joker and when the doctor checked me he was like your baby is almost here!!!
I had my baby 30 mins later and one of the nurses was like ''so you still dey f*ck when your baby don reach finish'' I asked her if there's something wrong with that but my husband almost disappeared with shame.
I asked the nurse later how she know sef she said she saw some sperm while I was pushing hahahahahahhahaha

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LRD 87

hey guys its Bv Mey again

Two days to my EDD i went for a girlfriend's birthday party, i slept over for two days. When i got home i had a bath that was around 10pm,ate, gisted with le hubby and my sis. at around 12am the contraction started lightly, i prayed for an hour, woke everyone up and told them its time.We drove to the first hospital, and i was in pains but i could manage it. the nurse told me the labour room was full, i said i dont understand then she took me to the labour room and lo and behold, it was full of naked pregnant women. We had to drive to a private hospital, now the pains was getting unbearable, the nurse asked me to sit and wait for her to call the doctor cos he is at home and there was no doctor on sit. i said impossible.We had to drive again to look for another hospital by this time i was already pushing, crying and cursing in the car. by the time we got to the second hospital i was too weak to climb the stairs i just sat on the hospital floor and started pushing on my own, my hubby ran to call the doctors, my sister was confused because she was carrying my first son and he was laughing at me (he was 1yr 6m)
They carried me to the labour room, as soon as i sat on the bed, my bundle of joy just popped out. i just kept saying thank you JESUS. I cried again held my 4.3kg boy, they cleaned him up and gave him to me to breastfeed. i gave birth around 4:15am and went home by 10am after every every and slept off like a baby.


WOW.just like that?some women are so lucky-!!!