Labour Room Drama - 78

Now this is drama!!!

Good day Stella of life

It's been ages, I read your labour room drama and I was amused, amused because mine was over the roof compared to theirs.

I was 39weeks when I started noticing labour signs with bloating of my tummy,spotting and irregular movement of my angel,I was still reluctant to go to the hospital thinking,lemme see water break first. 


The next day was my antenatal, my doctor checked me abi fingered me and recommended inducing because of my complaint and I was not dilated yet. He told me to come in the evening the next day......next day hubby drove me to the hospital only to meet the student doctor again,not ready to be fingered by him again I requested to see the MD.

 The MD was informed and he said he had closed for the night and can't see me and referred me to the student doctor. Imagine!!!

A woman in labour with complaints, I had already rejected the student doctor so I opted to go home and come back the next day. When we got home as a first time mom I was scared, I confided in one of my neighbour and she called a midwife in one of the health centre around who asked me to come over to the health centre, when we got there she touched my tummy and immediately started administering drugs, two under my tongue and one injection like that. 

Haaaaaa!

In no time my drama started, first of all I was forming James bond by asking for a plastic chair but the nurses directed me to go and sit on a wooden platform, immediately I sat down.....see hot slimy water gushing out of my vagina,i called hubby's attention and he called the nurse, one of them started singing for me..ahhh! You never start...come into the labour room jor......I dey there when you dey do? Better commot all that cloth find wrapper tie ohhh. 

I didn't even mind her, they took me into the labour room and wore long gloves and started inserting hands into my vagina while pushing my tummy, I no dilate. More drugs where given to me with hot drip by then my ordeal started.....stand up...mba.....sit down.....for where.....lie down.........that one na punishment. That was how my tummy will bloat in pains for 2 minutes and then subside for 3 minutes....ohhh God I was constantly peeing n wanting to poopoo but no poopoo. From 11pm the previous night to the next day na sooo.

The midwife was constantly checking me but no show, she even carried Bible into the labour room and started praying with me, I was bleeding, hubby started questioning her if she knows what she's doing,if there's need to operate or refer me,she answered that if it gets to that stage,she will let us know. Lord!


I was screaming for death,the pain cannot be described. I was shouting the health centre down, TV I no fit watch, food I no fit eat. Finally after series of checking around 4pm the next day I shouted...hot poopoo ohhhhh. The nurses exclaimed thank God, poopoo there! 


They rushed me and she advised me to push once so she won't tear me,with one push my angel came out but the look on their faces changed, my hubby ran away from the labour room, they thought she was dead but I thought differently, they beat her, carried her up, she was green and going black. I looked at her and said you must live!

They set her on a table beside me and started cleaning her and clearing her nostrils, the midwife ordered them to close all windows and switch off the AC. 

They had already given up when my angel let out a loud cry, my hubby rushed in and like a miracle the nurses started jubilating, with some pinching her saying so you want to give us headache...coconut head.

Left the hospital a day later after observations and my angel was declared fit as a fiddle!

OH GOD...See me crying reading the end part..You Scared me.

Congrats