It was about to start and then a loud knock....LMAO
Hi Stella!
.. To my wedding night gist.
I met hubby in 2004 during my uni days, he was actually my set but another department. I never liked him cos he was into SUG politics. Finally 1 thing led to the other and we became friends and started collecting before we got married.
By June 2005 we did traditional. That was when we had our honey moon and I got pregnant. I was so sick that I moved back to my parents house and left hubby alone in our own house.
So by that year December I was a bit strong and we fixed our wedding. After the wedding hubby and i went to the room to bath and prepare for the after wedding party. So hubby whispered to me that he's gonna eat me raw
........... by the time we entered our hotel room bath and hubby kissed me from the bathroom to the d room and was on his knees to start eating my p...y which he has never done before and promise to do it on our wedding night ,we had a knock on our door, lo n behold it was my sis in law (hubby's 3rd sis) cos hubby is d last out of 7 girls and a boy. So they still see him as a baby.
Did I tell you guys when the pastor said ''you can kiss the bride'' my hubby's eldest sis screamed ''....so Jide has started kissing a woman''.
For my mind I say shuuu so she's talking about kiss she no de see belle? na thru water I get belle?
Well back to the gist...
The sis entered our room with her own daughter and said that all the rooms in the hotel were we paid for our guests and are filled up that she want to sleep in our room with her daughter ....
Hubby and i stared at ourselves and Hubby asked why?
Before you can say Jack,she was on the bed and was busy patting her daughter to sleep. I was just busy looking @ them. I didn't have a choice than to start dressing for the after wedding party and my hubby ran to the reception of the hotel to ask and they said all the rooms were booked
After the parry we had no choice than to come back to same room n lay on the floor with blanket. They stayed like 1week before they went back to their base! That was when my honeymoon started... We re blessed with 3boys... Hope its not a dry one.(Shines teeth).
*Hehehehehe you sef with belle you still dey find who go comot for room for you...It wasnt nice what your sis in law did but ehehehehehhe make na rest jor!
This is the last WNB in the folder.I will only post more if i get....*wink*
Wow.
ReplyDeleteNice
My husband and I would've made love there and then on that floor, since we're all being childish! I'm so upset at S.I.L!
DeleteE no dry...
ReplyDeleteYour sister inlaw must be very stupiiiiiiid!
DeletePoster see as I dey vex.
I hate sister inlaws like her.
I thank God I have wonderful sister inlaws.
They dare not give me nonsense like this.
Rubbish!
You slept on the floor? What nonsense!
Why did I click on today's WNB?
DeleteI just dey vex
Whaaaat? Which kain yeye sis in-law be that?
ReplyDeleteI feel some kinda way abt d hubby going down in d pregnant state. Sounds...eeeky! *shudder*
DeleteNothing eeeky about it, Observer. I've done it many times. Not really different from when she wasn't pregnant
DeleteMadam so you got pregnant before the marriage. SMH
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...
ReplyDeletePoster,you mean your husband have seven elder sisters?...
How do you cope with them?...na wah oh!..
You must be very strong mehn...
Such an annoying, jealous and disrespectful sister. Ugh, I feel like slapping her for you.
ReplyDeleteWhilst I don't feel like slapping her, I def would have checked into another hotel
DeleteHmmmmm....na wa for this kind sister in law oooo.....
ReplyDeleteNa wah for her too
DeleteGod bless your home madam poster
You carry belle do white wedding?
ReplyDeleteI will pass on that.
So not cool.
Na today yansh dey back.?
DeleteLol,d "jide has started kissing a woman" part made me smile. Nice one
ReplyDeleteSame here! I smiled all through.
DeleteMay God continue to bless your home, Amen.
But honestly, where did you people come across devil in human being that disturb couple on their very wedding night??? Didn't their initiative alert them that there will be something going on between the couple on that very special night? Nawa for them o.
ReplyDelete@Poster, congrats and God bless your home dear
*Larry was here*
Hahahahahahah I can totally relate to her reaction, I still remember the first time I had sex and my elder sis found out chisos!!! The shock on her face was priceless I will never forget. She still felt I was too young to start gbenshing, she couldnt come to terms with the fact that we both are now on the same gbenshing level. I sabi prick she sabi prick chai that thing pain her ehn like sey na her Toto. Good thing God gave everyone her own toto if not I doubt if my sis will even allow me piss sef if we were sharing one Toto.babe is so domineering and over protective.
ReplyDeleteAnyway nice WNB,not boring. Biko send in your WNB ooooh bfor I faint.
*spreads leg to 180 degrees*
You be mumu!
DeleteIf my 13yr old sister started having sex, i'd be shocked too! Hehe...
DeleteFunny Stella. I don't like you personally,probably cos I feel u should be more professional and diplomatic in handling and talking things thru ,but I do like the personal touch you give ur blogging.
ReplyDeleteWho ask you? Abeg we love her like that
DeletePls, we dnt need ur input in dis blog. Thnx ohhh
DeleteWho u epp?
DeleteYou no like her come be anonymous.clap for ya sef.mtsheew
Deletebetter cable burning, lol.
ReplyDeletewell maybe she assumed since you were pregnant you guys wont collect.
I smiled all through.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
DeleteCollecting with that kind of condition
ReplyDeletefunny. Only girls in the family always see their brothers as babies. Ok ooo. congrats jare
ReplyDeleteInteresting, but your sister-in-law should have shared room with other relatives. Continue enjoying your marriage.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly
DeleteWhat happened to the word "privacy"? Some people are just annoying. ..
ReplyDeleteLOL @ elder sister scream
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but ur sister in law is evil. I mean, who does such a thing?! Why couldn't she have gone to any of her other siblings to share a room with? Why a couple who just got married.
ReplyDeleteSome people don't have sense I swear. Smh
Again, she's evil!!!!!!!
Na wa for that sister! 😒
ReplyDeleteAnyway nice story, best wishes.👍
Lol.on My wedding night i will so put a "Do not Disturb" sign on the door..
ReplyDeleteOr better still I could lock the door with paddock and chain..
SDK miss Gemini don send in her WNB?
Queen and Boss please send in your, am sure i'll be needing a book and a pen to take down notes.🙈
Lmao...serious something
DeleteEnter your comment...missed divinity!!!!!! weldone SDK!!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao. Kinda remind me of my wedding night
ReplyDeleteNice WNB,may God bless ur home.
ReplyDeleteGod when will my own wedding nyt be, I can't wait any longer *sobbing
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with your sis in law sef
ReplyDeleteNice one.
ReplyDeleteNice!
ReplyDeleteI wish u more marital bliss
Na wa! Must she come to you guys room? was there no other relative she could ve put up with? Women always spoiling show for themslvs
ReplyDeleteNobody should even conceive the thought of coming into my room on my my honeymoon,cos I'll never agree, no matter who you are! It's just so wrong and insensitive and reeks of mischief!
ReplyDeleteHehehhee wnb is here!
ReplyDeleteBut. Stella your WNB still in folder nah, abeg post am for us to read jooor, wanna see how you'll write your screaming and moaning...
ReplyDelete*so Hide has started kissing a woman* 😁😁😁
ReplyDelete*jide*
DeleteDo people think before they act at all? How selfish you let your bro and his pregnant bride sleep on d floor on their wedding night while you take their bed.couldn't she squat with other FAF? Nawa o
ReplyDeleteHe was on his knees to start eating your pussy?So he wanted to eat your toto while you were standing up. Why una no go for bed now? Na so them dey eat Toto?
ReplyDeleteJames loosen up! Must it be only done on the bed?
DeleteIf them dey on top bed, he for dey on his toes?
DeleteVivilocious, you'receive trying too hard on every post. Did you just get sacked or did you just finish WAEC that you have all the time in the world to respond to comments???
DeleteLOL @...so Jide has started kissing a woman.
ReplyDeleteGod will continue to bless your home.
May God continue to bless ur home.
ReplyDeleteNice one..
Why is everyone forming "hotel room". Com'on guys it's getting boring and over-rated.
ReplyDeleteLet the bliss continue....
Wetin concern you? Yes most couples go to the hotel on their wedding nite
DeleteE pele, what should she have said? Tell us o wise one. Mscheew
DeleteLet me state this for most bvs that ask this question.
DeleteMost newlyweds dress up from the hotel for church and simply return back for a day or two to rest before heading home or travelling.
Lmao @Jide don dey kiss 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI enjoy your WNB
Of course it was dry.
ReplyDeleteThrift collector. Lol
ReplyDeleteU try
ReplyDeleteSince he missed eating your p**sy on that day as promised, did he eventually get down to it later? *wink*
ReplyDelete*God bless my Angel in human form*
Lmaoooo na the only thing wey you see for the post be that abi?
DeleteSo pregnant women collect head?
ReplyDeleteWhy evils?
I know right?! Sounds disgusting
DeleteWhat century do u guys live in? Your sex lives must be very boring and uneventful.
DeleteYou are a nice person. U should av sent her back sharply. What rubbish!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm confused ohhh! Every WNB seems to mention pussyeating. Yet we hear so many chronicles about guys wey no sabi! Hmmm!
ReplyDeleteNa dis kan sis inlaw dem dey call principalities... lol
ReplyDeleteFun crasher everywhere
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home.
ReplyDeleteYou got wedded in June 2005 already so whats with the wedding again?Arrgg
ReplyDeletethat sister na witch. wat rubbish , she no see anoda room go .
ReplyDeleteHuh?! I mudd before I leave my bed for anybody. And your husband couldn't say anything? Wonders. Na una be the original ezigbo mmadụ.
ReplyDeleteThis is just a perfect example of why women run away from men that have many sisters. Wickedness
ReplyDeleteThat your sister in-law no try at all
ReplyDeleteMadam, with your belle you still wan do?
ReplyDeleteNt dry at al i enjoyed it.
ReplyDeletethat your sister in fuck up big time, no one will try that shit with me on my wedding night, is better i stay in a separate hotel.
ReplyDeleteSavage sister in law
ReplyDeleteEvery disappointment is a blessing...
ReplyDeleteThat your sis inlaw need resetting slap, haba. Anyway you are loaded no need of addition.
ReplyDeleteNice one dear,
ReplyDeleteSister inlaw of life.... Kikikikiki
ReplyDelete