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Sunday, September 18, 2016
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Hahahahah thought it was what you were thinking as well till I got to tiwa, don't know
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ReplyDeleteThought it was d dick until I read Tiwa uses hers... thinking too will BRB
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DeleteCorrect. It's an old joke na. The full broadcast was circulated a while back on whatsapp. Very funny stuff. Infact lemme go look for it. Brb
DeleteHere it is.
DeleteA female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekemeee!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got all the answers wrong
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Lmao...the bloody boy needs to be awarded a Master Degree...chei!
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DeleteLmao sai!!! Laffing my ass all through. Good one
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ReplyDeleteD*c*k. Tiwa Has Punana #Thinking Dirty
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ReplyDeleteI for say an cassava but tiwa no get cassava and if olamide doesn't use his,he won't have a babymama.. Bvs make una tell us ooo
ReplyDeleteI for say na cassava but tiwa no get cassava and if olamide doesn't use his,he won't have a babymama.. Bvs make una tell us ooo
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ReplyDeletei tink its a tie
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ReplyDeleteAmuuu karaka.
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ReplyDeleteAlibaba has a long cassava, inyanya'bobby is small, tiwa uses her robintus all the tym ND the Pope is impotent... all boils down to.. miss hottie
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ReplyDeleteThis joke has been on a long time now... It's surname or real names if you have access to them.
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ReplyDeletethe answer is HAIR
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ReplyDeleteCan someone explain how it is Surname? How is Alibaba's own longer, Iyanya short, Olamide doesn't uses his, Tiwa always uses hers and Pop doesn't uses his? Cos I don't see correlation being surname as answer
ReplyDeleteThe original version. "Arnold Schwarzenegger has it long, Jackie Chan has it short, the Pope has it but never uses it. What is it?"
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