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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

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How much is a bag of Rice X 500k?



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83 comments:

  1. LOLO IDEATO 14 September 2016 at 14:31

    Hehehehehehheh

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  2. Yori Yori Princess14 September 2016 at 14:31

    Hahaha when i opened facebook to check on Chinyere as my amebo atenna long reach, i saw it on my page. Very funny.

    What rice will cause in this Nija our obodo country ehe eh. Buhari weldone ooo for the change you gave to your gullible people.

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  3. Yori Yori Princess14 September 2016 at 14:32

    General Wife how much did you buy your own. Those that have bought help us with the price if it is up to N500,000. una thank you

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    1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)14 September 2016 at 15:51

      Rice is between 24-26k...

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    2. stephan14 September 2016 at 16:31

      I8k for stalion and 19k for one mama stuff.

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    3. Roseflower14 September 2016 at 17:26

      What!! for ordinary rice kwa?
      Linda Nnem,is it for all brands of rice or for particular brands?

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  4. Unknown14 September 2016 at 14:33

    I agree

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  5. Unknown14 September 2016 at 14:34

    Or use it n buy a land in ikorodu

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  6. Villager14 September 2016 at 14:34

    Haha.
    A girl asked me 'hey, what's up?

    I replied; if i tell you, will you sit on it?

    She's angry with me right now. I don't know why.

    #I'm only responsible for what I say and not for what you understand.

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  7. NaijaLoverss14 September 2016 at 14:34

    Loooool!

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  8. calabar Chick14 September 2016 at 14:36

    Lol!
    I heard its 18k now...sigh!

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  9. Adadioramma14 September 2016 at 14:40

    Omo, true talk. But na only 25 bags of rice e fit buy o. How dem go share am? Per derica? Change should quickly go make we have our Nigeria back.

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  10. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 14:40

    If someone is able to bring out 500k this period and buy iphone7 then which destiny is his village ppl hold? Abeg his destiny is intact

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    1. IBK OF GOD14 September 2016 at 15:12

      I'm telling u!
      Which yeye destiny dem tie

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    2. Krishina14 September 2016 at 16:42

      Abi o...dem no hold any destiny joor...
      Krishi is back...i begged for office wears and shoes, nd bvs abused nd shame me. Na the shame make me runaway since...but am back nd shameless. I still dey beg for office shoes nd wears o. Size 8 nd 37 respectively...*tongue out*

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    3. C'est La Vie14 September 2016 at 19:07

      Anon your head dey there. Your brain complete gaan.

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    4. Queen Realtor��‍♀️ Call me for your verified lands.15 September 2016 at 08:40

      You are so right...his destiny dì intact.

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  11. IBK OF GOD14 September 2016 at 14:40

    Nobody dey hold ur destiny If you can afford 500k for iPhone or bags of rice
    Person wey dem hold him destiny no dey even get money iPhone7 casing

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    1. Unknown14 September 2016 at 15:04

      @Ibukunoluwa,Are u same as the anon 14:40

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    2. IBK OF GOD14 September 2016 at 15:15

      @Ehlarh no I'm not
      I don't comment with anonymous ID except its on anonymous night post

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    3. Lillysimple14 September 2016 at 20:33

      @ Ibukun

      Busted

      Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  12. Unknown14 September 2016 at 14:41

    May God help us. I heard is 24th in onitsha and 18th in Abj don't know of other places.

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    1. Fuck you14 September 2016 at 14:52

      Which one be 24th and 18th again...mgbeke

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    2. le'femme14 September 2016 at 15:05

      This comment make me lol....

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    3. Unknown14 September 2016 at 15:10

      "Th" my own abrevation for thousand.

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    4. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 18:31

      Just say 18k. Easier than typing 18th....mgbeke

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  13. Husky14 September 2016 at 14:41

    Hahahahahahahahaha.......hohohohohoho! Not only just buying the rice nd send it to the village, mk d pesn also kabash on the rice oo through Christ our lord Amen. Lol

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  14. Shantelle's Empire14 September 2016 at 14:41

    Lmao

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    1. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 20:25

      Ode

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    2. Shantelle's Empire14 September 2016 at 22:54

      Lmao see painment. Go and tell them to release you oh,no be me do you. Stu-pid!

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  15. Unknown14 September 2016 at 14:45

    Yes o.. message for the iphone 7 buyers or better still invest it into someone's life

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    1. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 19:35

      U are beginning to annoy with Ur beggy ish

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    2. Jasmine14 September 2016 at 20:31

      Invest wetin? Na me and person follow come life?

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  16. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 14:45

    26 bags at 19000

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  17. sugar baby14 September 2016 at 14:45

    Hahahahaha that's true

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  18. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke14 September 2016 at 14:46

    Or they will further tighten your destiny thinking you are still chopping money as you can afford 22 bags of rice

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    1. BELLA'S @cakes_by_bellas 14 September 2016 at 17:07

      Lol, true. Enemies of progress are real. They will just be sad u could afford the rice in the first place

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  19. obetoh14 September 2016 at 14:47

    22k for a bag of rice. Rather than spending that on a phone, give to the needy on sdk.

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  20. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 14:47

    Abegi this is Africa ooo. They fit carry the rice go do juju against you

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  21. Unknown14 September 2016 at 14:49

    Hahhahahaha. Wetin happen to Nokia 3310

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  22. fumi14 September 2016 at 14:49

    Please who will gift me with a half bag of rice, my family and I are finding it difficult feeding. Please I seriously need it

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    1. le'femme14 September 2016 at 15:07

      Any little meme na to dey beg tufiakwa!!!!

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    2. Unknown14 September 2016 at 16:43

      HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa @ your response La'creamie.
      There's hunger in the Land oo.

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  23. Lyfe14 September 2016 at 14:51

    If I have 500k for I-phone 7, na photocopy dey hold

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  24. Unknown14 September 2016 at 14:51

    True that!!
    If to say money dey, person needs to buy this rice and keep now before December! Cos that shit will be very expensive by then o
    God help your children

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  25. Ralu m14 September 2016 at 14:55

    If you can afford 500k phone then your villagers haf forgotten about you. Buying them the rice will make them remember your name 😅

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  26. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 0705960532014 September 2016 at 15:00

    Na waooo for this rice issue,last week I helped some one get 5 bags from cotonue to east@15500ngn

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  27. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady14 September 2016 at 15:19

    Who iphone epp abeg?

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  28. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 15:51

    As at today rice is 24thousand a bag in Akwa Ibom state.

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  29. Mrs. Romas14 September 2016 at 15:55

    Do people still farm in Nigeria? In the past, a lot of people who live/stay in the city used to have farming lands in rural areas and some in their villages. During the holidays, they go to till the lands depending on the season.

    There was less hunger, even those who had no houses of their own had farming lands.
    What is going on in Nigeria? Is it because of over civilization or what? Or everyone like to consume poisonous imported food.

    Anyways, who so ever that can acquire a new model of phone that cost 500,000 Naira does not have any problem from his or her village people.

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    1. Unknown15 September 2016 at 06:27

      Ah! Mrs Ro, your head dey there gaan. Westernization af finish us. No be even say we dey lack farm lands ni. I remember back then my parents travel to the village to plant wen it's planting season and to harvest wen it's harvest season. My elder sisters followed this footstep(their husbands land) bt my elder brothers nko? Story for the gods! They are looking for fast money. Dey match go NDDC upandan like say na dia papa house. Say dem Dey find wetin ni? Our lands cannot till itself na! Rice wey we get brekete for here, some people say na d one dem import dem must chop... oya naw!

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    2. The General's Wife15 September 2016 at 09:10

      Hahahahahaha Esther u cracked me up with the story of ya elder brothers 😂
      Hahahahahaha @ dey March go NNDC upandan like say Na their papa house😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  30. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 15:57

    @SDK It's 500k ÷ by amt of bag of rice to know how many bags one can buy or Amt of bag of rice X 22bags to know total amount it will be. Not the way u stated it

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  31. Ruth chuks14 September 2016 at 16:01

    Lol..

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  32. Unknown14 September 2016 at 16:16

    True talk o...

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  33. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 16:30

    But I bought the small grain at 15,500 in abeokuta last week

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  34. Christie's_signature14 September 2016 at 16:40

    Maths teacher she haff hear.

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  35. Gbogbo bigz girlz14 September 2016 at 16:53

    Stella, maths is not your strong suit o.
    Chai. Hope you don't help your kids with math assignments.

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    1. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 18:54

      Lol! Una no go kill me for this blog

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  36. preen14 September 2016 at 16:58

    No strength to type abeg because of hunger. What kind of change is this?

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  37. beeolah14 September 2016 at 16:59

    Rice palaver,lol

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  38. fashion police14 September 2016 at 17:00

    Chai.

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  39. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita14 September 2016 at 17:02

    Lol

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  40. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)14 September 2016 at 17:11

    Some peeps will still buy it, no be Naija and show off again?

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  41. stella dimoko korkus14 September 2016 at 17:39

    I made a mistake fine but even if i no sabi maths,which i have been saying since,na who e epp?sebi na me dey count my money by myself? 0+20=20
    20+0=200 hahahahahahaahahahahahahhaah

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    1. Hajjia14 September 2016 at 18:15

      Lol.....u funny tor!

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    2. Anonymous14 September 2016 at 18:59

      Stella olodo rabata oju eja lomo ounje

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    3. Cat Woman14 September 2016 at 19:21

      Lol! Funny woman

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    4. tecki14 September 2016 at 19:28

      Stella u don kolo.. lol.. 1000+0=10000

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    5. LOLO IDEATO 14 September 2016 at 20:00

      Clap back boss

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    6. Lillysimple14 September 2016 at 20:39

      Madam Stell n clap back
      You n Billionaire's wife I no no who clap back pass

      Kikikikikikikikkikikikiikkkiki

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  42. Starjoy14 September 2016 at 18:02

    😂 hahahahaha

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  43. Desperate chick14 September 2016 at 20:50

    lol, james i missed everything abt u, enough of the hiding already i can't take it any longer. lol



    #Enter your comment...

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  44. Unknown14 September 2016 at 23:27

    Oh! My God I can't stop laughing

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