Labour Room Drama - 7 And 8

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LRD - 7

Hello Stella, I really love this new folder and so I decided to share mine too.

I had my first son in 2012, my hubby ran out of the labour room when he couldn't bear me going through such pain, later got to know he spoke in tongues right outside the labour room, lol.

Fast forward to 2015, at 39 weeks I drove myself to the clinic for my ante natal only to be admitted because I was already 4cm dilated. I called my hubby immediately and he joined me later. 

The contractions started coming gradually but eventually slowed down after few hours, when the labour wasn't progressing I ended up being induced. At this point, I was already screaming and the pain was just crazy. I looked at my hubby and I saw that he was moved to tears, in my mind I was laughing at him because he rarely shows emotion. When it was time to push, I gave the first one and was asked to stop but I kept pushing, the doctor warned me I might have a tear but the pain didn't even allow me hear anything. 

My husband said "babe you might end up tearing if you don't listen" but I screamed "let it tear o! I don't care" and gave a bigger push and I felt the baby's head pop. The doctor called my hubby to come and see his son's head and he screamed " what the hell" and then covered his face. Till date he's still traumatized by that picture, in fact he avoided me till I convinced him I was fine. We were discharged two days later and got healed up after two weeks of sitz bath. My son is a year now and looks so much like hubby. There goes my labour room drama.

LMAO@ run out of the hotel room speaking in Tongues.

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LRD -8

I fell pregnant almost immediately after our wedding. My husband said he wanted to be present. So the day came and labor started I  called him and we drove to the hospital with his friends.

 Na so i start to dance. shout. wiggle all around I just dey scatter. I turned and saw my husband behaving funny. I asked him to go home and get some stuff I forgot cos we been dey hurry, my dear he drove home and came back empty handed and asked me again what I wanted that he got home but forgot I start to cry I dey vex dey quarrel the nurse say madam tell him what you wan now-

 I told him and he left and came back just in time.he entered the room and held my hand and was like oh honey sorry 'its Ok, you will be fine.

 The nurse asked me to push na so I start to push push push.nothing happen. I push push push. While i was pushing i heard.my husband saying he cant feel his legs.next tin i heard was GBAM and POOOFFF. the gbam was my darling husband passing out dead cold on the ground and the poooff was my beautiful baby girl popping out. I started shouting Jesus. Jesus Jesus Christ. The nurse called out and then two doctors and one nurse came and took my husband out.

The nurse was like '' chineke mee i never see  this kind thing  before oh'' she  was so shocked. The nurse bath and dressed my baby and put her in the room. 

After showering and dressing up i hurried out to check on my husband and saw him lying on the bed. One of the nurses even made hot tea from the kayan tea that was for me and gave him.I just sat there looking at my husband with shock.

 I was still trying to understand what just happened. Then he got up and was like ''honey have you delivered? where's the baby''. 

He went in and carried the baby for some minutes then the nurse walked in and took the baby and asked him to go out and sleep .my husband was like chicken wey rain don beat am. All this happened between 11:30 and 1am. 

They say madam as your baby dey sleep you too sleep oh. For where I just sat up starring at my baby and try to make sense of what happened. In the morning come see the nurses started yabbing my husband like no tomorrow, one said ''haba Oga even your wife get mind pass you.'' 

The one that attended to me was like " the man just fall gidigbam for ground like sack of potatoes " loool they gave us the bill he hurried to pay for us to leave saying the nurses were making him uncomfortable. As we reach house that was wen i started laughing. I laff no no be small I told anybody that cared to listen. He said when he saw the baby coming it was just too much for him to bear and that was the last thing he remembered.Since that day  no body allowed my. Husband near labor room again o. We have two boys after my daughter,but that day I will never forget.

 I still make fun of him once in a while about that day.kai.

Wooooow!..Your story is really funny