Labour Room Drama 11 And 12

Wow ...interesting LRD's...

LRD 11

Hello Stella,
I met my man on Facebook through a friend who doesn't want to date him because he is not a rich guy but he is a radio presenter in a state here in Nigeria. Then,I was in living in Lagos and we only communicate on Facebook and phone, we met after some months and we had sex on our second date which led to our son. (Just once).

We started the journey together immediately I told him that am pregnant and we decided that I should leave Lagos.
(Fast forward) I went for ante natal that day not knowing that I will give birth to my baby the second day,Immediately a nurse saw me she said I need to see the doctor and she took me to the doctor's office. The doctor asked mW some questions which to the sentence 'madam,you will see your baby tomorrow'. 

They called my hubby to bring my luggage and I was given drip immediately.
Early in the morning the second day,I was told to have my bath and the doctor induced me. O started feeling some pain in my stomach after an hour and gradually the pain became serious that I started screaming but unfortunately hubby was not around to comfort me. Hubby came back from work around 4 o clock and I have been feeling the pain since 7 am till 5pm that I noticed the nurses buying underwear and immediately I shouted 'why are you so heartless'. 

The doctor came to check mW and confirmed that I should be taken to the labour room.
I was taking to the labour room, hubby was outside and all I was shouting was Jesus (as instructed by MIL),at a point I changed the Jesus to hubby's name,the nurses were just laughing, as I was shouting I heard one of the nurses saying 'good bye Deacon' immediately I heard that I shouted 'Deacon come and pray for me' and he did that. (Deacon is also a doctor) They allowed my hubby to come in and immediately he saw me showcasing all that he is enjoying privately his face changed but me no send. ( I was naked ) .

After some minute I became so  weak that they had to give me glucose and immediately my baby was ready to come out, I shouted ' o want to poo',the matron checked me and said that it's time .

They did something that really pain me,the matron just use sharp object to cut my private part and the baby came out(no push ) the matron later told me that the was tired and I also have tried since morning.

My baby came out and I noticed that all the nurses were rushing to where he was,I shouted 'where is my baby',then they were using mucus extractor to bring out the water he has taken in because of my constant bending. After some minutes I heard my baby crying. The matron stitch my private part (so that hubby will continue to enter the tight area).

Presently,my son is 2 years and 5 months old,we are still a family even after all the challenges we faced. The poor presenter is now a comfortable one . (hope my talk no too much?) My omugwo still coming.

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LRD 11

Hi Stellacious, 

Okay, I am 29 years, married with 3 kids, infact my baby will be a month old on the 10th of September, So I have a lot of time on my hands as am on a 4 month maternity leave. I love this new segment, although am still contemplating how to send in my omugwo and WNB stories. But be sure my stories are HAWT!!!

       I will send the stories of each LRD differently, so that will be 3 stories from me.

      I got married in Feb and took in the next month ( we weren't trying to though) just flexing as we did not gbensh at all while courting. Oh! Not minding the fact that I was on my period on my wedding day!! Imagine that, after all the wait. Am digressing, forgive me.

     I had a smooth pregnancy, I took pregnacare which made me eat n eat n eat.... I got FAT!! But from day 1 to end, no vomiting, spitting and all of that, but I could eat for Africa. Lol.

Fast forward to 9 months, my Edd date came and went, no labour sign, zilch!! 

The Doctor gave me two weeks after which I was to be induced. 3days to that date,i saw the mucous plug and the pains started. I felt pains through the night and the next day. I finally went to the hospital in the evening with hubby and My sister, only to be told I was just 2cm dilated. 

The matron that evening said Madam go home o, you never start. 

What?? With this kind pain? Ha!! This was like 5pm o. Around 8pm, I told my sister I was hungry o even with the pain, she said I should not eat as it will make me poo during labour, but I no answer Jo, I hadn't eaten since breakfast and as the baby was dragging Na. I ordered rice and pepper soup, ate very well. I kept walking around all this while o. At about 11pm, i told hubby to go home since I was only 3cm then. Imagine!!!

      I started feeling sleepy amidst the pains o, I laid down to sleep only for my sister to come in and I told her am sleepy, Omo come see kabashing Na, say if I sleep during labour Na die be that o ( I no Sabi dat one o!). Na so she force me stand up continue the walk. By 12pm, the nurses checked and did a sweep- Chei!! Na there I see better pain!! 

After that, the fire brigade pain started. My sister said I should not scream but breathe, shey I was with her during her labour and I know she did not scream. I told her it did not pain her as it was paining me now o. Lol.

     At about 2pm, the nurse checked me again and said the baby's head was still up, I don't know when I shouted, BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE, I, YOUR MOTHER AM TELLING YOU TO COME OUT NOW! COME OUT!!! 

This was in the delivery room o, I felt like pushing but the nurse said I should let her coach me through the pain to avoid a tear. I was breathing through the pains with the help of the nurse and when I was fully dilated, PUSH..... Na so I dey poo. Chai, shame catch me. I was just apologizing to the nurses- am so sorry, I did not mean to poo, I just can't help myself, don't be angry etc. They all started laughing, say which kind polite woman be dis, that it's their job.lol.

     After about 3 pushes, I felt FIRE in my vijayjay, I tried to close my leg say I no do again, the nurse screamed -Madam you want to kill your baby? See the head already."  That's how I gathered strength and said a word of prayer, then when the pains came again, one great push and I had my handsome bouncing baby boy.....

That's how he was cleaned up and handed over to hubby- my sis had called him when I went to the delivery room.

God is indeed faithful!!!

  Now my second LRD, that was just Epic.......will send that soonest!!!

Kisses to all my online BVs and anonymous...

Scalpel....

Thanks

Wait oh,this poo you people are talking about is it just the feeling or poo actually comes out?..GOSH!!