Sometimes, a performance on the field is so bad that it’s criminal. That may quite literally be the case for a goalkeeper in the lower leagues of Germany.
In a recent league game, SV Vonderort broke an undesirable record when it lost 43-0 to rival PSV Oberhausen.
According to German newspaper Express, SV Vonderort was down 35-0 at halftime – that must have been a fun team talk in the interval! – and at one point it was only able to field eight players. PSV Oberhausen was so embarrassed by its lead that it made the sporting gesture of removing three of its own players to even up the numbers.
After conceding a goal nearly every two minutes, goalkeeper Marco Kwiotek may have wanted to completely forget about the performance.
However, five days later at a training session, two police cars arrived at Vonderort’s training ground in Bottrop (around 30 miles west of Dortmund). The 25-year-old keeper was escorted from the training field by armed officers and brought to the local police station for questioning.
Kwiotek called out to players as he was led from pitch by cops at the club’s base in Bottrop, western Germany: “They just want to clear some things up.”
He has not been seen since and police have refused to comment on why he was taken into custody.
He has not been seen since and police have refused to comment on why he was taken into custody.
The circumstances of the police inquiry are unclear and Kwiotek has since failed to answer his phone.
Club managing director Christian Schröer told Express that he hopes the shot stopper will be available for selection in Vonderort’s next game. Hopefully, he won’t have to reach into the net quite so often in that one.
culled -yahoo news.
That goal keeper wu ezigbote nkata(basket).
ReplyDeleteYou took that right of my mouth. He is a basket!
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLMAO 😁
ReplyDeleteStella Na so Una dey do for Germany?
Hmmmmm
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ReplyDeleteEnd time keeper
Its laughable shah
ReplyDeleteThe goalkeeper na basket ni? Ereach to arrest am biko
ReplyDeleteThat goalkeeper is sent from hell, how can one person conceive those number of goals in one match. He's a terrible goalkeeper and needs to be stripped of his title
ReplyDeleteI dint read the news but that headline had me in stitches.
ReplyDeleteThe goal keeper played bet9ja with his club
ReplyDeletehahahahaha end time goal keeper
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ReplyDeleteNA ONLY THE GOAL KEEPER THEY THE PICTH, ARE THE PLAYERS NOT MARKING? EVEN IF THEY ARE 7 TO 11. I RECOMMEND THAT ALL THE TEAM MEMBER AND THE COACHING CREW SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
ReplyDeleteAbsentee Goal keeper.
ReplyDeletethey should arrest the players too na I mean the oda club obviously played against some defenders, midfielders and attackers ryt????
ReplyDeleteJoefirst says he should be sent to 43 year imprisonment. And again, he needs Jesus in his life.
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Nawa ooo dats too much joor. He should go back to the training pitch and learn wat goalkeeping is all about.
ReplyDeleteIjebu witch
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This one needs exorcising oh lol
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