Friday IN HOUSE NEWS

Thank God Its Friday! #CookiesAndCream #Kisses

Shout to BV in Yankee..Thanks for the long talk Yesterday and thank you for always checking up on me.I am grateful to God for giving me you #BlessGod.

Now who do we have here?..Mc Kevwe how can we help you?got anything to tell us?

LONELY BV A.K.A MONITORING SPIRO

Hello Stella, I am new but not so new to your blog, a friend introduced me in August. Initially i visited sparsely, but since this month, I have become a monitoring spirit, practically running here every chance I get and I have so far seen the great works you do for Nigerians, I sincerely commend your effort, more power to your elbow.

Work moved me to Edo State and it hasn't been easy around here as I don't know anyone. I would really love to meet someone in Benin (only in or very very close to Benin please) that I can chat with and sometimes hang out with, so I don't hang myself one day out of boredom. I am close to 30yrs so I would prefer older persons.. I say persons, because I don't mind the sex, and hey, I'm not gay. Just want to meet new faces and who knows, a special man might just emerge from this.
I can be reached on llessons5@gmail.com  thanks a lot Stella.

P.S. I'm female


My dear you meant to say GENDER and not sex cos that word makes that statement funny and i hope no one misinterpretes it the way it sound ''I dont mind the sex....''HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Cake baker needed in port Harcourt.

Hello stella ,  I need a very good cake maker for a friend's birthday which is on the 28th of September 2016. I want it to be a surprise to this very dear person and specificaly it must be a chocolate and red velvet cake with buttercream icing. This is my contact 08139705532 (Whatsapp only) cos I need to see previous works. 

         Thank you Stella for this platform Allah ya ja zamanin ki. Amen.

Thank you..oghene fiobo ho kowe

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BAKER NEEDED

Kudos to you stella, am in need of a baker who can teach me how to do meat pie, doughnut, egg roll, scotch egg, am based in surulere Lagos, Itire to be precise, my number is 08089155018, thank you stella sneh you rocks.

IF anybody else adds this Stella sneh without explaining,i will not post what you send again oh..At least if you dey yab me ,let know the meaning so that i can use it to yab someone else e.g James Sneh!
LMAO...continue hiding James,I dont miss you anymore,you over did it this time!

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JOB VACANCY - MEDICAL LAB SCIENTIST

I thought to share this here as we might have a few BVs who might be interested or know someone who might need the job.

I work with a firm that is currently a recruiting MEDICAL LAB SCIENTIST 
 for a client in the Medical Diagnostic Industry

ROLE : Medical Laboratory Scientist II 
(Histology/Histopathology/Cytopathology)

LOCATION: Lagos, Nigeria

REQUIREMENTS

Bachelors' Degree in Medical Laboratory Science  and a minimum of 1
 year post National Service Experience

Additional Requirements:

•    Upon date of Hire: Current Negative TB Test

•    Ability to Pass a Criminal History Check and Drug Test

•    Must be current in all immunizations

•    Must be able to read, write and speak English.

•    Regular and prompt attendance is a requirement of this job.

Resumes should be mailed to  hr@ideationng.com.

Thanks

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YAAY BV GOT THE JOB!

 Stella Di sharp  kee ! Kwanu???  I just want  to  thank  you,.Two weeks  ago you posted  a vacancy of a private  school  in Ph looking  for  teachers. Nne quess  what?  I  got the  job!!!!
 Sorry  this is coming  late because  I have been busy ..you know  na.! with  my NEW JOB. The  salary  is not  much cos I spend a lot on transport  but Biko  
ooo ehe! . is better than to be at home everyday waiting for big  work with big money .Thank you Stella  and my director's daughter for  this  opportunity. Looking forward  to make HOLY CHILD ACADEMY  A SUCCESS. God bless. love  you Aunty  Stella oh! Sorry Stella nwa .

As a teacher that you IS now,you have used cunny to advertise the school.Anyway no yawa.please patronise the school so that our Beefee go see salary. 

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LMAO

Good afternoon nwunye Korkus. My sister gave birth early yesterday morning, to a baby boy. I'm now an uncle. I asked her if she had episiotomy (hope I got the spelling right) and she was like; ''how's that your business''. What's my own, I asked her to send me her own labour room story and she said yes. Have a nice day 'AUNTY' Stella. 

Hahahahaha this is what happens when men are too curious and dont mind their business.Mr you must have been sleeping inside the labour room chronicles and here i am thinking only Ladies read it.
Congrats to you and your family on the arrival of Junior....

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BV TEE EXPLAINS HOW GOD SAVED HER FROM DOING JUJU

Hello stella,trust your day was good.

When I saw that chat about those girls and juju I laughed cos I remembered something.

Sometimes last year,i used to work in lekki so I tend to meet rich men alot,most of my friends were dating them and they were collecting enough money from them but I was this naive 19yrs old virgin who turned down all advances from most of them cos they all wanted sex...

So this my particular friend was making it big to the extent that she boasted to me that if she want to open a shop now in lekki she will,i decided to join when owu wan kill me,we went to see this particular baba who told us what to bring that after everything na touch and bring the men go dey do ,after getting everything we needed for the ritual,he took us to the river side and made us worship one God like that,so he told us to come next day at midnight to complete the ritual but by then I was already scared..

When I got home I decided to open up to my pastor and confessed everything to him,he prayed for me and God forgave me...so when my friend called me the next day I discouraged her that we shouldn't go again but she tried convincing me that we should and at the end of everything she went alone..

The juju started working for her,she was living fine and well but stella when the repercussions came I pitied her cos it backfired 100times.She is now in the Village. I decided to share my story

Madam i have been begging to share this story in full with us,let us know what exactly happened after she did the juju and what her present condition is now,she is in the VILLAGE DOING WHAT?farming?Is she now a crase woman or what?...Others need to read and know that there are consequences.

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50K FOR SCHOOL FEES RECEIVED FROM BV CELEBRATING SUCCESSFUL
SURROGACY PROCESS.

I want to specially thank the angel that blessed my family. Just got an alert of 50k. Just when I thought all hope was lost, this beautiful angel showed up and rescued us.

Please accept our sincere gratitude we are truly grateful. This has taught me never to give up. Thanks a billion my God sent angel.  May you never lack and may the good Lord bless you richly.

Our one and only Stella thanks for this wonderful platform. Stella like no other,
she be putting smiles on our faces like Nsidodo (wetin na).

Thanks to the BV who gave this..May your baby bring you only happiness in Jesus name.Love you always!

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MIXER RECEIVED

Good day stella,

Thanks to you first for using this medium to be a blessing to us.

I want to thank MUMMY SINACH for d mixer she gave me. 
She went extra mile o ensuring that it was delivered at my door steps. 
(All eXpense hers) she was also kind and patient all through this process, and calling severally with her own airtime o. She was still begging me to manage it and wishing she can do more; at the same time thanking me. She is just an amazing and wonderful woman.

God bless u mummy sinach, and may u never go down in life. When men are saying 'there is a casting down, u will always say, 'there is a lifting'. Thank you so much and God bless you more.

Also, I want 2 thank d lady dat posted the cake mixer yesterday: she called me to know if I have gotten, and I told her someone promised sending to me (dat was b4 dis one reached my hand) she then said, she was going to wait till d lady send it, before giving it out to another. 

And when, she confirmed I have received it, that was when she gave her out to another.

I'm really amazed by dis show of love from complete strangers. This goes to show that when God is on your case, "everything nah double, double. Lol.

Forgive my long epistle. Am just excited.

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BLOG VISITORS 34TH BIRTHDAY WISH

Hello Stella,I know you're doing great, I bless God for your life.

Let me go straight to the point, tomorrow the 23rd of September is my 34th birthday and I'm grateful to God. But I have a wish and you could also help me make it come to pass, I'll be 34tomorrow and I'm not in any relationship, of course it calls for worry, I'm good looking and godly, I wish to be in a relationship and build a godly home. 

Im 34yrs,single, a plus size(18), godly, dark, good looking,prayerful, a good Christian, living in lagos. I'm seeking godly friends btw 38-45, Im attracted to dedicated Christians, prayerful and selfless, iron they say sharpens iron I dnt want a relationship with someone I'll be forcing to do the things of God,easygoing and peaceful. If you match my search, let's start by being friends you can mail me victoriea2000@gmail.com

Stella my 'rose model' in Jenifa's voice, I love you and admire you,I want be be soo blessed to be a blessing to many too even though I may not be it yet, but I know with God I'll get there.thank God for sending you to this generation because through you many people have been blessed and changed including myself. Thank you for allowing God use you. I appreciate you.

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CARS VENDORS GET IN HERE -TOYOTA CORROLLA NEEDED

 Am in dire need of a Toyota corolla or Camry car. Am a nursing mum and will soon resume work. somebody, anybody with a clean Toyota for sale should contact me pls. My budget is 700k. Please help a sis. My contact no. is 08056847030.   


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 Pharmacy technician needed for a pharmacy in Sangotedo,Ajah.

Dear Stella,

A pharmacy in sangotedo ajah, Lagos is in need of a pharmacy technician

Interested applicants should forward their CVs to Tosowolabi@yahoo.com 

Thank you 

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SHOKI AAAANH

Here we are just like we promised that any time any BV patronised us, we will give out 5% as shoki or money giveaway. A Wonderful BV patronised us for his daughter's birthday,therefore we would love to redeem our pledge. Ella's dad thanks for the patronage, you made this possible.

GLO

315244710936129

ETISALAT

413068580675994

AIRTEL

2293536810387607

MTN

2478427090178606

Please BV, patronise us so we can give out more shoki or money. Order for your exceptional cakes with lips-smacking taste for all occasions. Call or WhatsApp 07056157039. Please Follow us on Instagram: @fluffycakeng, also like our Page:www.facebook.com/FluffyCakebyBIGMAMMA. Thanks

Thank you so much for coming back to show appreciation.

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CYNHAMS CAKES AND PASTRIES SHOKI NIGHT IS TODAY.

I will send #8,000 worth of shoki  tomorrow for shoki night (seed sowing).
I intend to fix the cards inside the lyrics of Phino's fada fada just so we will do sonething a bit different this time and praise God along too.

Will send them tomorrow evening.

Thanks ma'm

Cynthia.

*side eyes*Cynthia bebe.
Anyway if you wanna join in the shoki night tonight,please send in your recharge cards before then ohhhh or be posting at intervals in the comment section of the post i will open tonight..sorry i dont know when ,can be anytime
*wink*

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CATERING SCHOOL NEEDED

please does anyone know where i can learn how to make small chops, bake cake and make intercontinental dishes in abuja? preferably around gwarinpa or daiwaki axis. thanks. contact me on 08069657738

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SHOE GIVEAWAY

I have these really lovely pair of shoes and I want to bless someone with them because well I love love your blog and someone might just be looking for shoes to get turnt in. So here's what,they are a size 39 and all I need to know is why it should be given to who would win, entries should be sent to damisaedwards@gmail.com best entry wins .

Entries keh?O ga oh..

All this one for shoe?if you want to dash motor people go submit their destiny be that..lol

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ALERT RECEIVED

Aunty Stellz o.i just saw an alert from O.C.C.

I am in awe.

I m shocked.

I m speechless.God bless you and this wonderful human being.This joy You and this great person put in my heart,God will infinitely bless both of you.

Im so happy I don't know how to say thank you properly.

Please thank this person for me....like you always say Stellz,God's own good measure of everything great in this shall be pressed down and shaken together shall be added to this person.Thank,.thank U the kindest heart I have ever known.God bless unconditionally.My kids and I shall say a prayer for you everyday of our lives.thank U.sorry for the plenty talk,i had to pour my heart.

God bless you for this blessing darling Chris.

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OH MY GOD!!!!

Am crying seriously as am typing this. Let me go straight to the point. 

Our first child (Adopt)is just ten and and uses soap and water to massage his p***k every time he's alone or having his bath . 

It's been long he started having this nonsense sexual feelings. 

It has gotten to the extent that he even do it even when we're in the house. 

As a parent we have tried all that we can to help him but all to no avail.

 On my own as his mum have been praying to God to help. We thought he has stopped, but was surprised when i saw my dearest son's p***k so strong and was red as I caught him today. 

I was so scared that i almost ran outside. I nearly killed him.

Now my biggest fear is I have a new born and am scared of what he might do to this innocent baby. Because he even finger my little niece of three years when she came for holiday. That was how the girl was crying everyday "aunty my wee wee is paining me" till suspected what was going on. I told the little girl secretly to shout if anybody tough her wee wee, and that was how he was caught .

people came and said all manner of things because of the beating I gave him today . Although I regret beating him. 

But now more than ever really need everyone' advice on what to do for my little innocent new born. Because the way the thing is doing him, he can just rap this baby for me oh and inniciate him into masturbating like him. 

Oh stella and my fellow sweet bvs, what should i do? Am going crazy. Please pardon me for any or error,no time to edit. Please aunty Stella use your red pen.

GO AND GET HELP FOR THAT CHILD AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

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MEMO FROM ROLEX CHICK

Hi everyone,

Please I understand the fact that Nma maybe having issues with someone on this blog  making her to think anyone who comes for her is Femi.
But I want to say again and again that my issue with this lady started when she picked  on me twice plus ,she and her goons has picked on other people  here in the past  same way so ,I thought  it was just normal to pick on anyone since it was just a blog fight and no hard feelings?
LOL I no be Femi ,Onos or any other name that have been dropt here and don't want to be associated  with them.
This was just a case of two fighting lol.
Nma can put her mind to rest.

Thanks.

*Lol...Rolex and i spoke this Morning and i have been referred to her facebook page and i cannot believe someone as beautiful as she is with a damn good job can be so troublesome....Dont worry babe i called to confirm your job..LOL.

I was the one that accused you of being Femi but it was an accusation,sorry about that.I apologise.

*Femi how far?hehehehehehehe.Please stop dropping comments here nau..as a blogger that you IS now,go to your joint and comment there nau.bwahahahahahahahahahahaaha

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URGENT NEED FOR TAILORS

A fashion company about to launch their women underwear line are in urgent need of tailors who can make women underwear. Anyone interested should please call or whatsapp+2348032403003 for further details. 

Thank you.

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20k INVESTMENT

Good morning Stella, I want to thank you for this platform. I have been financial down for a longtime now. I just got 20k from someone that has been owing me. I need advice on how  I can use this 20k. 

LMAO..Madam abeg forgive my laughter but I dont know what to say....

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Creative Thinkers Needed

Creative thinkers are needed to help in developing an idea.... If you can think outside the box, have some time on your hands,  reside in the South East with preference to Enugu,  and can help or be part of something great, that will be worth ur time financially,Please send a mail indicating your interest to mobynx11@gmail.com.

Thank you...

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SMALL CHOPS VENDOR NEEDED

Hello Stella,

I urgently need the services of a small chops vendor for an event coming up on1st oct,2016 and location is ogba. my budget is btw 20-25k for 100/150 guest.

Kindly send a mail to schoolhrnigeria@gmail.com or call 07010357342.

Please treat as urgent.

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SHOKI AAAAAHN

Good day Ma,

I got a potential tenant from your blog and I wish to show my appreciation with these recharge cards.

MTN
5869 5278 7453 9634
4902 3878 5897 2627
4015 0304 2978 2203(Mtn)

Glo
5333 4964 4163 547
5333 4917 4718 366
5333 4908 0263 911

Airtel
8903 4338 9759 6362
8718 1443 2396 3159
8174 2859 5965 4954
8852 4443 2419 5088

My blog Id is Greenland Hostel (Apete,  Ibadan) Pls we still need more patronage. It is very affordable, no Buhari price.A trial will get you hooked. My Poly Ibadan students where you @.Apete lovers where you @.Come one,come all.

Thank you Stella. Kissez. 

Thank you for coming back

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HOTTEST MC IN TOWN KEVWE OGUNJE SHARES THROWBACK STORY

When we were growing up, a cousin of mine came to live with us. He was a lazy basterd. Sometimes what he does after food, instead of washing his dishes..he will keep his empty plate near the sink and cover it with another plate(creating the illusion that there's still food in it) and for added effect, he will put a note on the plate that says(please do not open)... but guess what we all did....of course we would open it, get upset...and of course, we would cover it back for the next Victim... who is the bad guy here.

The fool who started the trick or the bastard rest of us? Oh well, happy Thursday.... spend time with friends and loved ones and of course do parties.

My name is kevwe Ogunje MC with MSC
For your Events, Weddings,  Divorce parties lol and TV shows reach me on
Phone :09085300609
Email : kevweogunje@gmail.com

Chris,please dont forget to call Kevwe.

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SIGN OUT....