Friday IHN

TGIF...Right?
Not that its anymore of your business oh but i still want to say i am still looking to eat up Cookies and CREAMS.....The person who asked if it was CREAM yesterday,is it your CREAMS?....Now this is the code - I say ''Ah'' if you say ''BABA'' na you sabi...LMAO!

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CAKE VENDOR NEEDED

Please i need someone who makes very good cakes in Nassarawa state( around Keffi or within Nassarawa state university) as i want a cake delivered to a friend on campus on the 21st oct,2016

Any interested person should contact me on 07068570449

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BEADS FOR RENT NEEDED

Good day my people, 

Please anyone that is into RENTING of beads used by Igbo Brides for traditional marriage should contact me on 

7C4C04C4.  

NOTE. The person must reside in Anambra State.

Pls dont give me Buhari price oo.

Thank You.

Who Buhari price EPP?hisssss!

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IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE -RESENT

Yesterday she didnt edit,today she has..LOL

fellow bvs, if you know someone OR you know someone who know someone

who owns a fashion school in ikorodu, kindly link me up o, my school

is on strike..Ladoke Akintola University Of Technology (side eyes at

Mr. Rauf aregbesola) ,and sincerely there is no

hope of us resuming soon, I want to make the best use of my time. The

cheapest fashion school have seen is 120k, when I told mum she just

said "how much is your school fees" lol, so I didn't even bother

telling dad. please I would love to learn in a fashion school, I don't want to

learn in a place where i would have to spend 6years (medicine sef na

7years)..na beg I dey beg o, idon't want this compulsory break to be a

waste. if you are willing to help here is my contact

08144426784. Thanks in advance, AUNTY Stella (tongue out) God bless

you for this platform.

*In sister Nkechi's voice* As the Obioma that you IS now...

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EVENT DECORATOR NEEDED

Hello Stella,
 Please I need a very good event decorator for a wedding holding in benin for 30 Sept n Oct 1. Please our resources are very slim. Please call me on 08154052223. Thanks Stella.

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AS A DOCTOR THAT YOU IS NAUUU....

Hi aunty Stella, "how IS you?" and the family? I hope you are doing great. My name is Ada am a graduate of medicine and surgery in my early twenties waiting for house job am not so much of an extrovert but am easy going and i like to hangout now that am a bit free.am looking to make friends with decent,responsible and fun loving ladies who are nice and real. My bbm pin is 7b8b6532.have a beautiful day dear

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VACANCY FOR JOB OF A TRANSLATOR/UBERSETZER/Traduttore

Good day Stella,

Hope you are keeping well?

Please help post in IHN for qualified BVs.

My company, a virtual personal assistant service provider is recruiting. We require the services of people who are HIGHLY PROFICIENT in reading/writing in the following languages for personal/business document translation,
*French

*German 

*Chinese 

*Italian 

Please note that this is not a full-time employment as you will be engaged only when the need arises. This is also open to students who are suitably qualified and people who are employed but need a "side hustle" for more income.

Kindly send your CV to aabenquiries@gmail.com, and attach any supporting documents e.g certificates of any foreign language institution attended. 

*Please be ready to sign an employee confidentiality agreement when you are finally selected.
*Do not apply if you have only basic or intermediate knowledge of the languages listed. 

Thank you!

I can write three of these Languages fluently..abi make i apply?lol

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NANNY JOB AVAILABLE IN ST LOUIS

Please I am available for nanny and caregiver jobs around St Louis MO,Belleville and around Illinois. Anyone interested can reach me on 16185049042.

Hey you!..Kisses,lots of them!

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Free Tickets for Metropolitan Fashion Show

Hi Stella,

I have a fashion show coming up and would like to give out five free tickets to the first five BV's who are fashion lovers, Interested Bv's, kindly send a mail to metrofashionshow@gmail.com. 

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APPRECIATION TO BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT

Good day Stella,

I want to say a big hearty thank you to bold and beautiful skincare. I am the winner of the free skincare e-book giveaway she posted in Wednesday's IHN. God bless you ma and bless the work of your hands. I greatly appreciate the reach out.

......and to you Stella, big, bold and beautiful hugs.

***Attached are some screenshots from our chat, attaching it will be your decision.

One love,
Bv Tee.

....My Dear i know why you attached the chats,dont worry i refuse to let the Quincy brouhaha poison my mindset.

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IHN MEMO
An evil person who reads this blog left over ten comments challenging me to post proof of 500k being paid to that lady.infact it was a challenge but i refuse to rise to its stupidity.FOR YOUR INFO any comments that seeks to derail or a post deliberately or to insult me without need be,is no longer being enabled,i will only enable when i deem fit or if it is constructive.I think i have indulged us too long.
That said,the giver of that 500k is an active BV that i choose to shield so that he can continue commenting in peace...why is that 500k your problem?I have had people give out more than that on this blog and i did not announce it.You only know what you need to know.I dont need to validate or prove myself before any man because the only approval i need is that of God.
Some of you are haters yet you are permanently logged on to this blog..it gives me Joy to know that this happens.Please continue.while you are at it,catch a kiss from me.The time to spend hating?I dont have it...I spend all day blogging,eating,making love when i can and soaking myself in Cookies and Creams....lol.
As for Xmas giveaway...This is not the ancient times and i am not about to bless any prodigal son....When the times comes i will pick out specific BV's who have been Faithful and i will give each a stipulated amount to support their businesses or whatever.I dont believe in eating one day,i believe in helping a man fix his hook to catch fix so that he can help the next person.
Those of you who have multiple ID's cos of giveaways,please think carefully about dropping some cos i will call you out if you are caught.

To those giving,please i beg you in GODS name,do not let this affect what you give...YOUR BLESSINGS WILL NOT DECREASE COS OF SOMEONE WHO DECIDES TO BE GREEDY.
GOD bless us all.....#EndOfRant.

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THESIS WRITER NEEDED

Good day bvs, please I am looking for an intelligent and efficient person who can help write chapter 1-3 of my thesis for a very cheap price. The person should have like an M.sc in mass communication or at least a background in mass communication. I'll need this in the next 2-3 weeks maximum.  Please be Internet savvy. I can be contacted on 

kemifromsdkforjobs@gmail.com

P.S- VERY CHEAP is the word in this buharian time abeg

‎ Thank you all

Buhari again!..LOL

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COHABITATION CONTRACT

Hi Stells of life,it's been a while.so straight to the point. I was going thru a legal book as a Lawyer and found out that there is agreement for everything. The one that caught my attention is CO-HABITATION CONTRACT..and i tot to educate my bvs about it.

Therefore for all those bvs(numerous) who are in a live in  relationship and may not know where it leads ,even when u are investing time and resources,why not enter a simple contract of what each party will leave with in d event d relationship dies. For instance it could be agreed that one party carries d fridge while d oda carries d microwave.lol. it's better to prepare  than to leave empty handed oh.what do u think! you can contact us anyway to help u draft such agreement if stellz allow.*sideeyes*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...Some ladies will use prayer to bind you and pray the relationship falls into marriage.send in what you propose and i will post on Monday.If anyone is interested say OHON OHON i the comment section...if there are no ohons,please dont send oh...and dont go anony-ing ohon ohon oh..lol

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VACANCY

New biscuits and chips factory located at Lufawape town  near  (Redeemed Camp ) is urgently in need of  40  factory workers to begin work by next month October. Shared Accommodation and health insurance would be provided for those interested.  Salaries are pegged  at 15 - 18,000  for factory workers depending on their performance. Applicants should send CV to mercy@witzingnigeria.com or text your full name, sex, age and address to  08180954749 or 08063444835.  Qualification SSCE/OND.

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BV ALPHAMALE FROM SINGLES MINGLE SENDS IN CLARIFICATION.

Hello Stella! 

I am a great admirer of your work.

I Published a reply to yesterday's call out by Ifeoluwa but I would love to throw in more light to this matter. 

I participated in the last SnM on Sunday and I got loads of requests. I am never an attention seeker and i don't want to put my private life on social media because of some angry individuals inciting what is not and would never be true. 

However, I realized that keeping quiet would only mean I condone whatever is brewing in some people's imaginary world. 

I got loads of requests on Sunday and I accepted a few. I also accepted the Ifeoluwa that started all this. She didn't strike me as the serious type but i had a civil conversation with her. I NEVER DELETED HER BECAUSE SHE ASKED IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND. I DELETED HER BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THE CONVERSATION LEADING ANYWHERE AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO WASTE OUR TIME. Please i am not a f*ck boy and i don't even know the MBONU VERA that sent my pin without asking me for permission. 

AlphaMale is an ID that can be used by anybody. If you've been treated badly by any guy with this ID, i sympathize with you but I've met some amazing people through this platform that can testify to my kinda person. Crazy, intelligent, hardworking, hilarious ladies who'll always be my friend. I am still single but i now have the opportunity to Mingle and probably find the one I'll always call my own. 

Please.... Ms. Mbonu Vera, kindly resurface to support my clarification that you sent my pin without my consent. 

*I don too serious* - make i scatter ground small. 

I am a smart guy, fine, but i no be jobless guy, in fact my schedule go tight next week and I no fit they chat all the time, but i get cool babes as friends now *side eye at Tutu and the rest*..... who go always dey there for me. And they know I've got their back. 

If i deleted you, I apologize as I can't chat with everyone. If guy dey chat all the time, na una go say the guy no get work. If guy busy.... Una go still say he no get una time. 

Ngwanu... .. .. Stella, thanks for the SnM platform. 

God Bless You and your family abundantly. 

TheRealAlphaMale.. .. .. ... . Signing Out!

*Maybe yo and Mbonu fit click.hahahahahahaha
I like you Ojare,carry go,nothing do you....Ifeoluwa already mailed me and we cleared things out.....She is very very pretty and i asked her how she would feel if people just assumed she had a boyfriend becos of her looks.....

You both just didnt click...but wait oh.....*side eyes*...na so e dey start oh.
Make una re-add unasef and laugh over this issue na....VERA MOVE OVER..LOL

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50K GIVEAWAY FOR PREGNANT WOMAN - RECEIVED

Hi Stella,

Myself, daughters and husband want to thank you a billion times. I received the 50k alert yesterday afternoon with great surprise, because I was not expecting it until Monday next week as stated on Tuesday IHN.

From the depth of our hearts myself and family pray for you and the giver of this gift that, the LORD will bless you with the precious things of heaven; with the dew and the deep lying beneath; with the precious fruits of the sun; with the precious produce of the months; with the best things of the ancient mountains; with the precious things of the everlasting hills; with the precious things of the earth and its fullness. 

The LORD will cause you to walk by the rivers of waters, in a straight way in which you shall not stumble. For He is a Father to you and you are His firstborn. So shall it be and so will it be for you, your husband and kids and the wonderful lady who blessed us with this 50,000 naira gift, in Jesus name, Amen.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND THANK YOU A BILLION TIMES OVER.

It had nothing to do with me oh..Your Angel just decided to send it in early.

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LADIES CLOTHES TO GIVEAWAY

Good day SDK,  hope you are in good health.

I have some size 8/10 ladies clothes (barely worn) to give away in Abuja. Interested BVs should contact me on bsucrose@gmail.com. thanks

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BLOG VISITOR EXPLAINS HOW SHE GOT HIV

Hi Stella,i am motivated to write and let you know how happy i was the day i saw HIV write up on your blog,i must commend you for a job well done.

My story:i met this guy through a relative of mine,he said he wanted a serious relationship that could eventually end up in marriage,he rented a flat,bought a car and made everything comfortable for me,honestly i was so happy then,we started doing things without condom,while i was with him,it was him alone for almost two years,at a time,i went for HIV test,behold it was positive,in my mind i lost all hope in life and also remembered that any time i mention HIV to him,he will say it was never an issue,he refused to do test,until i told him about my status...

Behold he said no problem that the marriage will still go on,he confirmed to me he had HIV a long time,i felt my world had crumbled and lost every hope of living my life again,fast forward to two years later,God made me know he is still that merciful God,i went to one of the Government owned hospitals for medication,i met and married my husband and we are blessed with a Negative baby.

Please my fellow BVs,if you are HIV positive,please do not die in agony or thinking there is no need to live life,there is and be encouraged to come out and visit the hospital.thanks.

Chai the story is even sweeter than this when she told me ooooh.see as you cut the sweet story short....Anyway let me leave it before someone decodes you with what i say.

Ladies and gentlemen of BVN,please insist on getting tested if you must do without condom...HIV/AIDS IS REAL....I lost a sibling and now i know better...WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

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SHOES GIVEAWAY

Good morning Stella,I guess this is just my season of giving, please I have some handbags and shoes I barely used to give to anybody in dare need not anybody that will just use it to decorate there wardrobe. Please send SMS to 09052212144 no calls please because some where calling my phone during the baby cloths giveaway. Thanks and God bless you.

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Generalization is uncalled for!

Every man have personal issues whilst education, civilization, exposure and experience eradicate/ minimize them to minimal level, to some extent what you heard about other tribe not actually true because of individuality. 

Individuality play a major role in everyone's life, likewise we shouldn't judge people based on their tribe, culture/ religion. the fact that someone look calm and gentle doesn't make them innocent. 

I participated in last SnM and beginning to lose some friends because of this issue (tribe... Haba you be Yoruba) 

For those of you, who have one or two thoughts about Yoruba man, please erase it, generalization is error. "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

We should get to know first before concluding, I'm a Yoruba man meanwhile integrity, honesty, sincerity and dignity means everything to me. I'm a hard fan of your blog and I need to put this in place. Thanks Stella.

Love your blog so much, I learn everyday...

Honey sorry about my comment yesterday,even though i maintain my stand i also add that i am cool friends with the person who gave me this impression.

I am sorry if i hurt you.....I am sure the others will apologise as well.

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STOLEN TOYOTA COROLLA HAS BEEN FOUND

Am so happy,i cant contain my Joy...my seed of faith has brought our car back to us. Am so grateful to God and to every body that told me he would recover the car. Thank you thank you thank you. Givers never lack indeed I gave out the car seater and walker and the high chair and baby carrier said my husbands car was taking away from him at gun point, Toyota corrola 2010 sport. we were called yesterday that the car has been recovered abandoned somewhere.

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Re: Mouth Watering Job of Wednesday IHN

Thanks for the post on our blog. I found the nanny I was looking for. Buy yourself another bottle of good ol' Palmy on my account. I love you.

love you toooooo

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PROFESSIONAL GRAPHIC DESIGNER NEEDED

I'm looking for a professional graphic designer or website designer in the house. I'm looking to start a new business and will need help with both the logo and website design. 

Please note that I'm based in London so preferably would like to work with someone who is also based in London as it will make our lives easier. I want some one genuine and very professional. Payment will be discussed upon meeting. 

Contact details - ririturner89@gmail.com

Bbpin - 58FE8B8C

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Signng out and wishing you all a delicious weekend