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Friday, September 16, 2016

Comedian I GO DYE 'Cracks' Epic Joke On His Instagram Handle..

COMEDIAN I go dye is a funny man and i excitedly read what he posted and turns out its some message he is passing across to women,however he lost me along the line...




I understand the  ''Value what you have'' part he lost me in the body of the message.



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109 comments:

  1. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:03

    I go die has a very opinion of women. must be his upbringing though.

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    1. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:49

      Chai so u don't understand this post? You must be a very dumb fellow

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    2. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:49

      Rubbish

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    3. Hot Akara16 September 2016 at 12:02

      He's talking about the state of the nation & how Nigerians left a not so bad situation & walked right into fire because of empty promises made.
      GEJ = the Ex boyfriend
      Buhari = the current boyfriend (with white agbada making promises)

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    4. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:16

      Learn to read and understand before you comment

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    5. Brown Sucre16 September 2016 at 12:40

      He meant,when we had GEJ we didn't value him,now we have a new man in white with sweet mouth and fake promises.
      We should have valued what we had before now.
      I still believe in this country,we will get it sooner if only we use the wisdom God has given us.

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    6. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. Home delivery 0703479494716 September 2016 at 12:50

      He is talking about

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    7. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. Home delivery 0703479494716 September 2016 at 12:51

      He is talking about "CHANGE" in the country and the effect on us.

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    8. Lillysimple16 September 2016 at 13:37

      Is obvious d person in white is President Bubu

      Good talk though
      Imagine if it was a southerner ruling n things are bad like this

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    9. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 14:37

      I get it and it's a valid point but maybe it's the gbagaun towards the end that confused you Stella!

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    10. SMURF16 September 2016 at 15:13

      And its quite obvious he made enough money during Jonathan's administration.

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    11. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 17:07

      It's not about making money mumu. If we had gej with a little less corruption, nigeria would have made great progress by now

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    12. cathy16 September 2016 at 19:47

      Linda Ada sorry for anon11:03 english naim be problem for am. Stella him mean say we for don appreciate gej wey we see before instead of swallowing the sweet nothing of bubu.

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  2. Jacinta mbachu 16 September 2016 at 11:04

    Buhari is the guy in white cloth

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  3. IVORY 16 September 2016 at 11:07

    In a nutshell,He's saying Jonathan's govt was better than buharis.
    Buhari is the white wearing new husband whose "rubbish" Nigerians are putting up with when we couldn't take it from the ex husband GEJ.


    I stand to be corrected.

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    1. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:15

      Your explanation is on point. And I totally agree with him.

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    2. The General's Wife16 September 2016 at 11:15

      Hahhahaha that part of white wearing President got me in stitches😂

      I go dye! My face comedian!
      His joke of the different ways of how Ajebutter kids react to Bn flogged and that of how non- Ajebutter kids react to when u flog them stil crack me up after Soo many years.
      His facial expression is Lit!

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    3. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:20

      Exactly.

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    4. The Observer16 September 2016 at 11:27

      Full stop
      Nike sign ✅
      No correction

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    5. Giselle♥️16 September 2016 at 11:40

      You are so right @Ivory

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    6. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita16 September 2016 at 11:49

      Hi 5 🙋

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    7. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:50

      You didn't waste ur school fees

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    8. Amanda favour16 September 2016 at 11:52

      You're right

      I know this post will give queen Linda orgasm

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    9. Unknown16 September 2016 at 12:13

      You are so right Ivory.

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    10. Daveen Laundry and Dry cleaning Services, Ajah, Lagos. 09072092853. Free pick up and delivery.16 September 2016 at 12:16

      You are absolutely right. You never know the value of what you have until you loose it.

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    11. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:39

      Correct

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    12. stephan16 September 2016 at 13:04

      Chai.. real epic.

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    13. Unknown16 September 2016 at 13:47

      You garrit!!

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    14. Rosblis Cakes Onitsha: WhatsApp: 07039599308. IG: @Rosbliscakes. For ur bespoke/novelty/wedding cakes, trainings et al.16 September 2016 at 17:17

      Your right, Stella you just no wan admit it yourself don't say he lost you, its clear what he meant na...we Don help u talk ahm

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    15. Rosblis Cakes Onitsha: WhatsApp: 07039599308. IG: @Rosbliscakes. For ur bespoke/novelty/wedding cakes, trainings et al.16 September 2016 at 17:18

      Your right, Stella you just no wan admit it yourself don't say he lost you, its clear what he meant na...we Don help u talk ahm

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  4. Adadioramma16 September 2016 at 11:08

    Stella you mean he lost you in saying the truth, ride on bros. I have never been your fan but I promise you a fan henceforth. Ride on jare. All of them are dying in silent now, no listening ear from their so called messiah sef. Ife onye cho kofu.

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    1. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 19:00

      Nigerians are like the Israelites when moses was leading them to the promise land. They wanted to go back to Egypt. They soon forgot how boko haram was bombing every Sunday and how every day we lead on dailies about missing moneys. Egypt soon became the best place because 'going through the wilderness' was too difficult for them.
      I go dye is a jobber, no one is inviting him to wasteful government events and shindigs anymore. He gotta speak out. Ayiri isn't blessing him no more and the ex militants don't have enough to dash out again.
      We prefer the government giving us handouts from their mighty loots instead of moneys been used to give the entire citizenry a better life.

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    2. Unknown17 September 2016 at 03:05

      Waoo Anonymous. I love your brilliant illustration.

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    3. Anonymous18 September 2016 at 07:05

      Thanks sisi mileko😭

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  5. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:09

    Always value what you have was a reference to the hero himself GEJ.

    God bless you man.

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    1. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 13:22

      Mehn...Geg once said that "Nigerians will miss him and regret ever voting him out" he was right afterall

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    2. Unknown16 September 2016 at 17:08

      Every single one of you agreeing to this crap said by I go die is the dumbest and the most unreasonable person birthed in the world

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  6. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:10

    Yea, he's correct! Some fake guy in clean white clothes

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  7. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:11

    This Stella ehnn... LOL

    If you can watch Jenifer's Diary and understand then this write up shouldn't be so much of a problem to understand.

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  8. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:12

    That Nigeria left GEJ to embrace the sweet lies and deceit of PMB. #Coded Shading

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  9. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:14

    Stella you know what he's talking about,pls don't tickle my clits.
    Liar Bubu

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  10. SUNSHINE16 September 2016 at 11:16

    No more free money for this melon head.
    All the weekly shows they host and tell your likes to come and tell stupid jokes for millions of naira.
    Idiot...

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    1. LOVELACE16 September 2016 at 13:35

      I dey tell you. It should be the other way round. GEJ with his fake life style of leadership. Borrowed money to decieve Nigerians into believing we are well of while Okonjo Iweala kept on deceiving the polity with her fake figures knowing fully well the economy is sick. That is why Patience almost ran mad campaigning seriously for her husband so as not to expose the atrocities committed by the last administration. No more free money for una, make una go rest or better still buy vessels and start fishing.

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    2. Fan Emmanuel 16 September 2016 at 13:36

      Under contrary you are the idiot.Where is the money now? Every body is suffering and you're ok with it. Tell me please, are you not allergic to suffering?
      Jabez

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    3. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 13:48

      Sunshine I don't know u but from your comments I can tell u r a hard hearted person that can kill,someone like u shouldn't be kept as a friend

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    4. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 14:28

      And I can bet that is why the fiance's family rejected this SUNSHINE outrightly @anon13:48.
      Where is Money Maker's Wife? Come and smoke her ass

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    5. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 14:48

      @sunshine and Lovelace. 1000 likes for your comments.

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    6. SUNSHINE16 September 2016 at 14:54

      LMAO.
      Look at them animals
      Let Chimpzoba keep fooling you with her tales.
      Fucking idiots.
      Frankenstein Emmanuel, keep being stupid with your jagged body.
      Silly woman.

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    7. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 14:57

      Lovelace so Buhari hasn't borrowed abi??? I notice that those supporting this govt are people who have been suffering and are all too happy to see a whole lot more people join them in their suffering.

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    8. LOVELACE16 September 2016 at 16:44

      Anon 14:57. You wished. Poverty no be sin, not all will be rich or comfortable. The dregs and the downtrodden or the deprived will always live amongst us. Methinks you belong to the dregs of the society.

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    9. Unknown16 September 2016 at 17:13

      Anon14:57 I trip for your kind, did you go to school ? And I'm sure you studied economics at least to the SS3 level and probably went to poly or UNI? If you and your likes experienced any of the afore mentioned dem !!!!!!! Your parents wasted hard earned resources they could have partied with.

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    10. Rukky's cakes @rukky_cakes16 September 2016 at 20:32

      Only ppl who are not reasonable will see sense in the trash he wrote, GEJ is not the only1 responsible for what we are going through, our long throat for imported goods is partly the reason we are suffering. Y do ppl still respond to this individual that doesn't even know her age.

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    11. Yemi7up17 September 2016 at 00:02

      Sunshine God bless you. They are blinded by the love they have for their failed brother, even with all the figures of money that the wife have admitted to have stolen. Hmmmm , ose fun awon kan.

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    12. Unknown17 September 2016 at 03:12

      Eh eh eh I dey laugh oh.

      Well said jare @Lovelace and Sunshine. End of free money Era. Nonsense

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  11. The Boss Lady16 September 2016 at 11:16

    Its explanatory na Stells. Gej was ready to transform Nigeria. All his idea us what Pmb is trying to d but with cluelessness...

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  12. Joycilicioux16 September 2016 at 11:16

    ɬɧąɬ ɱɛʂʂąɠɛ ıʂ ʄơཞ ɬɧɛ ɧąıƖıŋɠ ɧąųƖɛཞʂ ąŋɖ ŋơɬ ɬɧɛ ῳąıƖıŋɠ ῳąıƖɛཞʂ! ƖơƖ

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    1. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:39

      Joy! Don't you think this your writing font is kind of boring and late? Try to get sense oh seeing to your a fine girl. Be using your head to think not that your big fat ass.

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    2. Taye16 September 2016 at 12:56

      Like seriously? Lols

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  13. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:18

    Liar Bubu
    Mr. Fighting kwaraption.
    Where is that his bitch wife that was frying akara during campaign? Her nose is now flying up like a kite. Looking and sounding proud.

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    1. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 13:24

      Bitch wife? Do u have a mother?may God forgive you!

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    2. Boogie Man17 September 2016 at 11:03

      You people should stop insulting mothers Na? I don't like Buhari's wife, but I won't call her a bitch. U gonna be soome1's mother someday. How would u feel when a girl ur age then calls u a bitch. Please mind what you say.

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  14. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 0705960532016 September 2016 at 11:19

    Hmmmmmm

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  15. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:20

    Hmmm...

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  16. tiwa16 September 2016 at 11:22

    Hmm

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  17. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:25

    Ivory you garrit.


    PL THE GREAT

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  18. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:33

    But he made sense na.some women take for granted the good husband they have because one man in white clothe is telling them sweet stories making them to smile all day(buhari in his white clothe saying dollars will be 1 naira,and fuel will be 50naira,shouting chains*change*)when they lose the good man thier eyes go clear,just like it is dawning on nigerians that we have brought in a goat and placed with our yam.God pls hear our cries and intervene.

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  19. Oreva16 September 2016 at 11:34

    Hmmn, God help us.

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  20. NIRVANA 16 September 2016 at 11:35

    I Go Die thinks lowly of women,it's even obvious from his jokes. Always sexualizing women. Why didn't he make this write up about a man who has a good lady but leaves her a flashy girl who has nothing to offer instead women had to be the butt of his nasty joke/write up. I am not a feminist but enough with the nasty. Mr Comedian is it any of your business if the women decided to "left" ? If they left you too right.

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    1. christabel 16 September 2016 at 12:39

      It's not that hard. Please don't commit suicide. Madam feminist

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    2. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:42

      Kaman sharrap there. Na mumu girls like you make wey these comedians always dey yab us.

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    3. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:42

      Kaman sharrap there. Na mumu girls like you make wey these comedians always dey yab us.

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    4. NIRVANA 16 September 2016 at 16:58

      Cristabel and Anon continue being a slave to men. Low esteem is a sin. I am not a feminist but I am tired of men always using women as examples, if he wants to analyse politics must he use women? They will continue to yab us until we change and speak up. Cristabel dear you will commit suicide first after all the guys you form wifey duties for use and dump you.

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    5. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 19:07

      OK you sef go and write your own na. That's what came to his mind. Must you always show your stupidity in the name of been a feminist?

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  21. @amOwen16 September 2016 at 11:35

    Really epic...but so on point

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  22. Unknown16 September 2016 at 11:36

    this is simply the 80/20 rule. You have the 80 with your spouse but looking at the 20 from that woman/ man outside, thinking the 20 your spouse don't have is all you need. Watch "Why did I get married and Why did I get married too" again to get my drive. I said "again" because I know we have all watched it before. Watching it again will help us see meaning in the movie and not watching it for the excitement

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    1. Valerie16 September 2016 at 12:42

      Una sabi nkogheri. The white giy is Buhari while the ex-huaband is Jonathan. Now the woman is suffering in silence becauae the new husband(Bubu) has failed to meet up. He is a comedian, always read between the line where they are concerned.

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    2. Valerie16 September 2016 at 12:45

      *guy
      *because

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    3. Unknown16 September 2016 at 17:16

      Thank you chiamaka L we now know you understand the pareto principle

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  23. Ndidiamaka16 September 2016 at 11:41

    Exactly,Buhari is d one in white cloth deceiving people,'I will pay 5k each to youths' 1dollar will be equivalent to 1naira'bureau da change na aboki dem dey run am. Nigerians think Buhari is good,he is a wicked cunny man. He will always want to enrich his brothers in everything. Ndi ara

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  24. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:45

    What an analogy!

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  25. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:45

    What an analogy!

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  26. Yori Yori Princess16 September 2016 at 11:46

    That means we did not value what we had before we allowed it to go through praise singing of another person.

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  27. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:47

    @Ivory it is the other way round. Women are very much impatient with the man that tells them things will be tough but will fall flatly for the one who makes empty promises and even borrows money from them to take them out. The bottom line is that women are easily fooled by sweet words. It takes only a wise women to look beyond that. Most women like Nigerian are living in a fantasy world singing "Me I no go suffer" or I no wan suffer, but yet what to enjoy the best.

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    1. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:44

      Atleast 80% of our women no get sense na. No wonder the way our men treat us.

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    2. stephan16 September 2016 at 13:08

      Men are always fooled by fake looksssss.

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    3. IVORY 16 September 2016 at 15:01

      My explanation is based on what he wrote up there and not hidden logic.

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  28. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:51

    Nigerians are becoming more difficult by the day! i wonder if it's the condition of the economy, cos i know that where hunger thrives, much anomalies abound

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  29. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 11:58

    True Story brother.... I love �� GEJ government not like d white old fool with empty promises..

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  30. Chidinma Grace16 September 2016 at 12:00

    So true

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  31. Morgana16 September 2016 at 12:08

    Quack English... The message is not clear....he lost me as well cos' he seem to be speaking from both side of his mouth...

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  32. Olaide Davies.16 September 2016 at 12:16

    Hmm, I still believe that Nigeria will be great again and it won't be long.

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  33. C'est La Vie16 September 2016 at 12:19

    His written English sha...

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  34. Starjoy16 September 2016 at 12:34

    He is right

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  35. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 12:42

    Before i go say anything please someone should tell him to marry his baby Mama!

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  36. Scarlett16 September 2016 at 12:47

    He has always love GEJ. He hates Buhari.

    I'm not surprised about his outburst

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    1. KingRex16 September 2016 at 19:25

      Everyman is entitled to his opinion. Free him.

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  37. HR BABE16 September 2016 at 13:04


    Aunty Stella..... i dont understand why you are lost....

    pls borrow me your red pen biko.... Lemme explain to you "wink"

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  38. Ice Queen16 September 2016 at 13:28

    on point, Bubu the idiot

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  39. Unknown16 September 2016 at 13:48

    Make buhari get u lolzzz

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  40. Mama Afrika16 September 2016 at 13:49

    His diction got my head spinning. Oga please translate to pidgin make i understand wella.

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  41. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 13:58

    I'm surprised that there are so many dummies on this blog. He is shading Buhari's govt. People please think deeply.

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  42. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 13:59

    @ivory... you made complete sense. I don't understand the people talking relationship magana in this one

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  43. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 14:42

    I Go Die, this your English na die. Nor be only 'left the relationship'. Go and upgrade your English.

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  44. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 16:23

    Why are people so dumb?whats happening in nigeria now has nothing to do with buhari. And you all claim to educated and still can't understand whats happening. What nigeria is suffering now is due to their past mistake for abandoning everything for oil

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    1. Unknown16 September 2016 at 17:20

      Anon16:32 you are one of the very few reasonable people whom God has provided money for to buy data

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    2. Anonymous16 September 2016 at 19:29

      Oil prices were high and most stable in the period where Jonathan was president. Specifically 2010-2014. Yet no savings, no diversification of the economy, empty treasury. Countries like Saudi Arabia have sufficient savings to keep the country prosperous for at least 10years even if oil price doesn't go up anytime soon.
      People should learn to read a little bit instead of just screaming buhari.

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  45. Unknown16 September 2016 at 18:52

    Buhari is one of the past leaders and what did he put in place during his tenure as the military head of state?
    He should stop the blame game and turn this country around anyhow he want to.
    The blame should be doubled for him though.

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  46. Anonymous17 September 2016 at 08:52

    We really have a long way to go, as Nigerians! Reading some of the unintelligent comments here about how governments and economies are meant to be run, gives me goos pimples. A leader is as bad as his followers! What country or individual survives by spending all incomes on frivolities? Without saving or investing in other areas (diversification). A rich man is not the person that MAKES or generates income, but the one that KEEPS or saves. We have made terrible mistakes as a country due to the lack of vision of most past leaders and financial recklessness. Now is the time to start making amends for a sustainable development of our country, for upcoming generations. We must go through the current hard times for a better Nigeria.

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