Hissss!!!
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
SERIAL GBENSHER AND THE GONOCOCUS TALES
Good day stelz...I hope this meets you well.please don't mind any
typing error ooo na phone I dey use type am.I really don't know what I
would call this maybe a chronicles but your red pen is needed I think.
3 months ago I went to abuja to look for daily bread and before I went
me and girlfriend let me call her GIFT promised not to gbensh any
other till I come back.
Not to be boastful or to sound arrogant I think am cute a lil bit,I get passes from ladies but na who cuteness epp na when boys the find money..when I got to abuja I was tempted ooo but I didt fall but I sha kissed a couple of girls but didt have sex and all those while me and bae always talk everyday on phone and she always ask me if I have gbenshed a girl in abuja I told her no and
always ask her also she would always say no and I had no reason to
doubt her because this is a girl I deflowered early this year but I
noticed and observes this girl loves sex so much after that act..
All the time I was in abuja I always had this feeling that she has cheated
on me but I try not to put much emphasis to this feelings I was
having.after 3 month I got back to lagos and the next day bae came
around she was so excited,you know that feeling now that after haven't
seen your guy for like 3 month we sha played,talked and had sex..we
don't use condom because I thought I trusted her and I was the only
one she was gbenshing( meanwhile there is a girl at the other hand her
name is BISI she is my friend,very very good friend ooo but we have
sex even tou we aren't dating .we have tried to stop but when ever
she comes around we always end up having sex. but we are very close
people even think am her son's dad) and the next day after GIFT
camethis my friend BISI came around haven't having seen me for like 5
month because she was in school when I traveled we gbenshed..
Am not proud of this but this is a girl am so close to,this is a girl I have
been seeing even before I had my GF, I have known her like 5 years,she
loves me, respect me and she can gbensh really well I like her but we
haven't really just gave dating a thought she knows I have a GF also
but my dilemma now is that one of them gave me gonorrhea and I know
its my real GF that gave me that.(thank GOD I knew very early and am
treating it now).because while in abuja I had rumors a man took her to
an hotel and all the while I was asking her if it was true she kept on
denying it..
I would have ask her the first time I came back but due
to the excitement of seeing my bae and the konji was killing me I just
forgot to ask her. then last week Wednesday she came and we gbenshed
again but after the act I threatened her,I shouted at her,told her its
over unless she confesses to me then she started telling me tales of
how a man she met did this and did that and she followed him to an
hotel after just the second day but she didt do anything ooo. I
removed my belt just to get her scared then she told me she had sex
with him but used a condom.jesus stelz I was mad and angry then she
started crying and begging I sha told her its ok but since Wednesday
we haven't talked. I want to end it with her my GF get me and my
friend BISI treated very well because I have had sex with both of the
twice since I got back because I told her BISI that I think she gave
me gonorrhea.
Stelz if I end the relationship with GIFT I won't be
labeled a heart breaker shebi? and I want to ask BISI to date me. and
my fellow bvs please never I beg of u guys never have sex with anyone
apart from your spouses without condom please don't just take that
risk its not worth it.if na HIV naso my enemy for just die like fowl
ooo we guys can't be trusted and the girls also can't be trusted
also.let's try and play safe if we can't abeg abstinence is the best
life no get duplicate
I feel like doubling slapping and cussing you out but that wont tame your sick blokos....continue gbenshing up and down until your private drop down in front of you,you hear?asawo onidokudo..onijatijati.....
Please go and face your hustle and leave both Ladies alone.Make sure the three of you go for treatment before it is passed on to unsuspecting people since it looks like the three of you have no s3xual discipline.
You are fucking another babe and you don't want your girl to do the same...
ReplyDeleteWhy are men like this?...
You better go back to your girlfriend and help her treat her Gono!...
The way most people in this country are sharing diseases up and down ehhee...the thing dey fear me...
Kelvin bwess,hope you are disease free!...
Its sad that this poster automatically blamed his bae. Meanwhile you are not committed to Bisi who obviously fuck other guys. And without condom (hello she has a son). Just say you are looking for excuses to break up with your gf and stop all these bullshit.
DeleteThank u Linda
DeleteSelfishness in d highest order
Hhahahahahahahhahahaha hahaha.
DeleteQueen Queen... No b only Kelvin bwess, Kelvin pwess ti take over
U see your life? U wrote to SDK expecting advice. I'm sure with all these bashings, u will loose some sleep for some days. Good for u. Just be there looking for totoh. U think to stay in abuja Na beans. See as u run back to lag. I've lived in abj for six years. No abj babe will date a broke ass like u. U lucky say u see breast press. U come give advice join. Chai we Don suffer. I trust my bvn people to deal with u wella. Monkey
DeleteU are a very stupid guy, sex sex sex sex sex,idiot.
ReplyDeleteFat idiot, what kind of stupid chronicle is this. Sounding like a motor park tout.
Delete@ angelray: How else can a broke ass keep women entertained?? Na poor man recreation be dat na.
DeleteSebi u like to gbensh. Eh! Thats the result. What if na Bisi giv u? You go still leave ur gf. Na so so excuses. U sef no ready for commitment. I for support u.
DeleteVery spoilt brat, you just wrote rubbish thinking you're a champion and master when it comes to gbenshing
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Highly irresponsible
DeleteHow old is this poster? I had to stop mid way. Get a life
DeleteLoll!
ReplyDeleteGbenshing Chronicles on a Sunday!
Mtewwwwww
ReplyDeleteDouble mtchewwww
DeleteMEN!!!! They always cry blood when you cheat on them.. You left Lagos to hustle in ABJ mtchweeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteLol oooo
ReplyDeleteI cant shout
Who's this fucklicant?
ReplyDeleteU fuck bisi,
You fuck gift,
U blame gift for giving u gono,
U never thought it could be bisi,
You dey craze! Make dat gono gonorize ya finger battery!
Cuss me if u like
Nwa nkita
Cuss you for what, public prick
DeleteHahahhahahhahahaha!!!! Babe you got me laughing so hard.
DeleteHahaha @ Fucklicant. This Blackberry girl get mouth die. The guy na fuck up I swear. No moral decorum at all. But the girls are classless too. Birds of a feather.
DeleteBabe you're savage!!!! Fawless victory. Hahahahahahahha
DeleteAnother hisssssssss
ReplyDeleteghenshing community una well done, sex is now food.... miss hottie
ReplyDeletePoster, this is a useless chronicle u just sent up there,its obvious u are far from the word responsible, u are irresponsible. I am not taking sides with anyone here but u really have the nerve to call ur Gf a cheat when u can't stop having sex with Bisi,what u got is what I call Karma,and let me tell u even if u date Bisi she would cheat on u and vice versa,u need to take time off relationships and work on yourself.
ReplyDeleteA typical Yoruba demon U want girls to be loyal when you fuck around
ReplyDeleteStella thanks a lot for the reply. Yeye dey smell...
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteWho be this?
And who tell you say HIV na dead sentence, my frnd continue phucking, phuk till you quench, mtewwwwwwwwww.
Death
DeleteThanks @Adanne.
DeletePoster go and do hiv test
DeleteWhat a stupid chronicle. Please inform Bisi to go for treatment and I hope your girlfriend has began her own treatment too. And try to abstain from sex atleast till you're healed. Rubbish
ReplyDeleteNo pls don't break up with Gift ,becos u might just be lucky next time with syphilis+staph+hiv and finally AIDS. Pls help me slap dat Bisi,becos it seems she has low self esteem.
ReplyDeleteukpo ha ndi azu.....nkea osochakwu na chronicle
ReplyDeletewhat do you want us to tell you? to stop gbenshing with out protection.....continu till you meet your ancestors down below.
I stopped reading when I read " you removed your belt to scare her" what nonsence? I black girls that give sex freely to broke ass.. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly where I stopped. Broke ass mofo feeling sharp!! Jump off a cliff abeg!
DeleteAll I see here Is gbensh gbensh gbenssh.........Abeg na chicken? Abi na fried rice??? Isokay
ReplyDeleteMumu chronicle. Wat dick and tohtoh can cause in dis life ehnnnn
ReplyDeleteStellar chronicles pot yaff empty!
DeleteLol,yoi should have just left that advice part out. But why are u breaking up with your babe? Because she gave you infection or because she cheated. So bisi knows you have a girlfriend and she's okay with having sex with you...I think the three of you deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteLol, Stella...you are vexing o. Well, I don't blame You. This mumu chronicle was painful to read.
ReplyDeletePoster continue gbenishing up n down, you sound like one unserious fellow and gbenishing seems to be all you do that's y ur chronicle is gbenishing problems. Pls go n get a life, mchewww, " bisi even thinks her son is mine" n bla bla bla. As a gbenishing machine that you is now. Is it fellow readers that told you to treat ur diseases before you Did? Now you r seeking advice on what, whether to date Bisi or d one you deflowered, you didn't once mention love or anything like that just gbenish gbenish gbenish. Shey it's advice you want? Well here it Is... all you need is a fellow gbenishing partner not a girlfriend.
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DeleteThis poster sef, I follow stella dash u slap ni. Go and face your hustle since u have no sexual discipline. Mbanu u for kontinu, mtcheeew, annoying somborri
ReplyDeleteStella Stella. ...d thing pain u ooo! All ds name calling hmmmmmm. Ur final comment mke sense sha. But d initial one jus be like those bitter bvs wey d talk like sey na only them live 4 end times
ReplyDeleteStella I follow u hissssssssssssssssssssssss
ReplyDeleteMtchewwwwwweeeeeeeeee
Rabish
Stella! What is "Ashewo onidokudo". Lmfao
ReplyDeleteLol! It can mean fuckaholic..
DeleteGod, you sound soooooo immature!!! Kai!!! The sense of entitlemental most men have is just mind boggling. You kettle calling other black. Better free her so she gets her life back on track I beg of you!
ReplyDeletePoster,your narrative reeks of stupidity. keeping f**king upandan...STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS and HIV AIDS is loading if don't don't deal with your philandering ways. "Once a Cheater,Always a Cheater."
ReplyDeletelol...am new here...doing mostly reading but I just had to comment...oga abeg face ur hustle...leave woman matter ooo.
ReplyDeleteand oh stella...u are doing a great job here I must confess...lov u loads
Hahhahahaha...which kind useless chronicle be dis...may amadioha kitikpa dat ur small prick...in short the 3 of u are mad...may that gonorehea never leave u with ur stupid useless prick and their wrinkled toto..useless boy
ReplyDeleteSee your big head. You are double sexing abi double dating but got angry when she tasted another apple. Thank your star that it's only gonorrhea she gave you. Anuofia
ReplyDeleteYou my boy are a a child. You have been sleeping with another woman and you are angry your "bae" messed around. Bisi deserves you and she is probably not sleeping with just you. You think she is looking for just crumbs from a loose man? Please date her quickly so she can cheat on you in a big way.
ReplyDeleteThis poster sef, I follow stella dash u slap ni. Go and face your hustle since u have no sexual discipline. Mbanu u for kontinu, mtcheeew, annoying somborri
ReplyDeleteI comment my reserve.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday beautiful people.
Hahahahahahahaha this poster is all shades of stupid! No be only ur enemy go die like fowl, if u no de careful u fit follow am join,Radara.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha this poster is all shades of stupid! No be only ur enemy go die like fowl, if u no de careful u fit follow am join,Radarada
ReplyDeleteSee Oyibo Ndi iti flying upandan
ReplyDeleteYou sure say you go school at all?
When you were gbenshing your so called friend it was all fun huh?
But just one time your gf slept with another man you're being paranoid
I've come to realize that Cheats never want to be cheated on.
I comment my reserve.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday beautiful people. ๐๐
Am sorry to say dis Poster but u r really SICK!. U had sex with Bisi whenever she comes around,yet u r angry at Gift for having sex with another man? You r crazy! Wat makes u think it was gift DAT gave u std n not Bisi? Because you enjoy sex with Bisi huh? So shameless of you.
ReplyDeleteIts really so annoying how guys would always fucking cheat on their spouses yet get angry wen their girls make a mistake of having sex with another guy. Its very obvious DAT u r a small boy. You better go treat urself n stop putting blames on anyone. You ain't holy either. Mtchew
lol...am new here..doing mostly reading tho but I had to comment on dis one ooo..stella TRUE TALK..guy abeg face ur hustle..
ReplyDeleteI must say dis blog rocks...trust me I go dey recommend am..I don become ur recommendation officer stella lol..don't mind me jare
u are really doing a great job here...love u loads Stella
Lol@ Mrs Korkus, poster the sickness serves u ryt cos it's ur punishment for gbenshing anyhow,u better repent the world is coming to an end, as for ur gf nd side chick, u better put them aside nd face ur future, gbenshing won't get u anywhere rather to hell. Otherwise work hard ND get married so u can gbensh ur wife anytime, anyhow nd any style cos dahz the Licence God gave for gbenshing.
ReplyDeleteGoshh!!
ReplyDeleteI could smell the childishness of this poster from a mile away! How do girls fall for this specific breed.
You are a hopeless, shameless cheat, but see yoi defending yourself and throwing your girlfriend under the bus, when you have your own side chick.
My oh my. The efforntery.
Dear lord.
I can't abeg.
How old are you
Seriously, I wonder too. Not one girl o, but two.
DeleteVery perplexing.
#WhiteDiamondOut
But you are just a baby, ain't you?
DeleteMe it is dirty living I can smell.
DeleteOh Stella, I want to hug you for the advice you gave the idiat. If I knew him, I would have carried a rod to his house and given him the beatings of his life.
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot!!!! See your mouth, may all the teeths in there roth and fall. You even removed belt for your GF; what an idiot!!!!!
The anger I feel because of this your message eh.
You can cheat on gift but she can't cheat on you because she is a woman eh. Your mates are doing incredible things, you are here going up and down thinking about sex. The disease has not even started and if by mistake you take another innocent girl and lead her on, the thunder that will fire you, will land and then get extra strength and strike again.
EWUuU!
That is why me, I will not allow any man until marriage. Just see what this idiot just sent Stella.
If u love bisi,is better since u are together before ur gf arrived. Abeg continue with her
ReplyDeleteThis threw me out of my foul mood aswear. Roftl๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น. Cant stop laffing at this confused mofo. His story ticks my cerebral cortex: reminds me of some sort of story I picked up while eavesdropping.
ReplyDeleteWell always protect yourselves, #FOT
'Stupidiest' chronicle ever. Whatz up with gbensh gbensh? Local somebody, you can cheat but ur so called gf can't abi? I blame the mumu girls sleeping with you sef.
ReplyDeleteOniranu oshi
Gbam Stella tell him ooo his sleeping wit BISI buh wan leave GF cos she slept wit sum one else. Yeye dey smell stupid boy mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeews
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get back the 4 minutes that I wasted on this chronicle!
ReplyDeleteRubbish!*clicks tongue.
ReplyDeleteWhat rubbish did I just read
ReplyDeleteHow old are you sef
You're so immature
With your disjointed sentences
Your type sef dey get girlfriend
Oshisco
With your Azako teeth
Just negodu your mouth like I removed my belt, as in threatening to flog someone's daughter with belt? Because she slept with another man and both of you are not even married? Thunder kpogbuo gi there. I wish she gave you something worse than gonorrhea. How are you sure you didn't get it from BISI? See your mouth like gbensh everywhere. Be gone ezi ofia!
ReplyDeleteLMAO. LWKM, BVs are mouthed biko. I don't blame the poster, I blame d girls that ooen their legs for a useless guy.unu le nshikor
DeleteIn all you said only one thing i picked out "No husstle", because of fuck you ran back to lag. Your eye go soon clear. Thoese girls will abandon you when a better catch comes their way while you remain broke doing fine boy. Nonsense.
ReplyDeleteHow bout you leave the two ladies alone and focus on your self.
ReplyDeleteYou all need help.you cheat with a single mom and your gf cheated too.
Your stupidity knows no bounds.Foolish idiot.So it's ok for you to stick that your tiny winy into every hole that you come across,but how dare she try do same to you? Useless asshole.Retarded he-goat.You even had the guts to try to use that weather beaten belt of yours to flog her? Jeez!! The height.
DeleteI hope that gonorrhea makes you impotent,fool.
This is a stupid narrative. Go treat yourself and zip up.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok for you to cheat, but it's a taboo for her to cheat abi? God will so punish so much that you won't know where your problem is coming from. After taking away her virginity, she is now a cheat and you a saint. You will be so shocked that Bisi was the one that gave you STD. She can't, and will never be committed to only you because she knows you have a girlfriend so she will definitely be fucking other men. You are sooooooo useless... how can you be sleeping with two women without condom and now you are accusing an innocent woman. Idiot! Mumu!! Bastard!!!
ReplyDeleteVery well,Bisi is not committed, so it might be she,idiot
DeleteLooooool that red ink is BAE just what you needed. Uncle go and learn how to tie your manhood with rope before you people will be sharing gonorrhea up and down like cheese ball
ReplyDeleteIt's ok for you to cheat, but it's a taboo for her to cheat abi? God will so punish so much that you won't know where your problem is coming from. After taking away her virginity, she is now a cheat and you a saint. You will be so shocked that Bisi was the one that gave you STD. She can't, and will never be committed to only you because she knows you have a girlfriend so she will definitely be fucking other men. You are sooooooo useless... how can you be sleeping with two women without condom and now you are accusing an innocent woman. Idiot! Mumu!! Bastard!!!
ReplyDeleteyou are a very stupid boy
ReplyDeleteso you can sleep with other girl but your gf can't abi....you are mad .all this fuck boys everywhere, I hope you wake up one morning and discover that that your small penis is no longer there
As I was reading this story, I just kept hissing. WTF is wrong with this poster? Seems you are high on cheap drugs. I do not blame you at all, in fact, the three of you deserve one another. Nonsense
ReplyDeleteYou all are at fault....if na hiv now all of una go don get am. And believe it or not, you are not the only person bisi is fucking. Change your ways and look for a faithful girl.
ReplyDeleteThis one too is a chronicle?
ReplyDeleteU pipo will intentionally cause. Problems for urselfs and come and be asking us for silly advice.....so u are free To cheat and ur GF cannot.(Olodo).Abeg, the three of u in d triangle abi na four. In a square go and get urselfs together and stop bothering us on a peaceful Sunday.
As I was reading this story, I just kept hissing. WTF is wrong with this poster? Seems you are high on cheap drugs. I do not blame you at all, in fact, the three of you deserve one another. Nonsense
ReplyDeleteIn all you said only one thing i picked out "No husstle", because of fuck you ran back to lag. Your eye go soon clear. Thoese girls will abandon you when a better catch comes their way while you remain broke doing fine boy. Nonsense.
ReplyDeleteSex sex sex!
ReplyDeleteNigga get a life please
Which kain umuazi chronicle I read so, uncle gbensher who are you giving advice? Have you finished advising yourself. wait o, you removed belt to flog your daughter or.....u bi BIG FOOL. Instead of you to say the truth that you beat her to confess under duress. God go punish you, ozu nwu ra nwu. I follow Stella triple slap you,#mbok
ReplyDeletethe three of you are useless. bisi,ur gf and yourself. be fucking up and down o. u hear? bastardino like you. na this kind chronicle dey annoy person this kind sunday afternoon. rubbish
ReplyDeleteWhat got me was that he removed his belt? He threatened her? You have a side chick and you put up a front like she is supposed to be all yours? Abeg face your hustle and stop being twofaced. Aah aah.
ReplyDeleteidiot sleeping with 2 women without protection,nxt time na HIV u go get,gerrrout of here,
ReplyDeleteSee mumu o so how do u know that you have not gotten hiv. And How sure are you that it's your gf that gave u need not ur side chic. Continue deceiving urself o. U are looking for a way to dump this babe just go ahead and do it. U don't need our vote. The 3 of u are both useless, it's only a useless babe that gbensh a guy that she isn't dating
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Stells na real advice you give this trio. Abeg make una zip up, sex is not food!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahshhahaahahahha Stella don para. Don't even know what to tell this sick broke guy. I will hand you over to Linda eze.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the cupboard*
Long hisssssssss......what rubbish, why don't you people take precautions when it comes to sex? Well it's a good thing you have learned your lesson. All three of you need the kind of slap that can wake a sleeping giant up.
ReplyDeleteVery disgusting chronicle!
ReplyDeleteIf you can't abstain from sex,use condom.If it was HIV your girlfriend got from her waka,you would been infected & given to bisi too.You both deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteHave*
ReplyDeleteI wish someone will slap your face in.
ReplyDeleteAh!!!
Just negodu gi!!
You want to hurriedly move on to Bisi???
So the fact that you knew Bisi 5years ago and her son looks like you gives you a free ticket to cheat?
See how you want to quickly retain the other lady because the sex is "great" Selfish much!
Smh, I even pity your girlfriend.
I was going to tell you to leave those ladies alone, but maybe you deserve your side chic who you think is faithful to you. ๐๐๐๐laughable!
A woman that slept with someone like you for years even when she knew you had a girlfriend is probably your type.
Happy Gonorrhea sharing.
It is indeed a threesome!
Love your opinion @Stella.. They lack sequel discipline indeed.. Mtchew
ReplyDelete@Sexual
ReplyDeleteOrisirisi,I had a good laugh,very funny and silly.
ReplyDeleteHe even has guts to dish out advice at the end of this rubbish he sent in.
ReplyDeleteUseless boy, having premarital sex with protection. You did not consider your health!
ReplyDeleteYou even had the guts to boast that you deflowered a girl that you were/are not ready to marry, you were also cheating on her with your friend with benefits.
You're sick in your head, thank God is not HIV you contracted from her.
Leave the two ladies alone and face your life. Go and treat yourself and stop playing with ladies heart. If you must engaged in premarital sex, use protection.
The money you will spend on treating Gonorrhea, could get you more than 100 boxes of condoms.
You can't take the dish you serve....... Hiss.
Hahahahahaha....Stella don vex. So annoying chronicle.
ReplyDeleteWit de way u re talking, u sound like a teenager.... Abeg guy go borrow sense
ReplyDeleteWho is this neonate? You're very stupid! I mean,incredibly stupid! You've been cheating on your girlfriend all the while, yet you run your mouth about her cheating? You're so sure she gave you useless son of a gun gono? Please gimme her Facebook id lemme send this link to her so that she'd see that she shouldn't feel to guilty afterall,you're two premature peas in a pod.
ReplyDeleteYou're mad at your GF for sleeping with a man but u were also sleeping with BISI?? You're an idiot..if na me I for even give u HIv sef
ReplyDeleteHahahaha see stories. Gift and bisi una weldone.
ReplyDeleteMake una continue gbenshing and ynashing.
Abeg make una let me enjoy my Sunday jare. Ashewo man. Aids is real. U think I go advice you to stop. Na lie you talk
Mr man u better keep that ur dick one place because d THUNDER RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DeleteMtttcchhww! Stupid chronicle, stupid poster
ReplyDeleteOga u sef get sikosiko for head, u just they chuku chuku evrywhr u go, As MTN that you is nah, All these Abj guys, na to gbensh una sabi.mtchewwweeeee
ReplyDeletethis dude is seriously heal aswear!!!!so you think it's ok to cheat on her with bisi and it's not ok for her to cheat on you with another man hun??you have been looking for an excuse to break up with her and nw you have one are you happy?you are a heartbreaker and a cheat to top it with.....I hope karma visit you with hiv aid from bisi.
ReplyDeleteall this useless guys everywhere!!!!!!!
Vexing no GREE me make I see road. 'ILL'
DeleteRotflmaoo, Stella's pen has said it all, nothing else to add. Sickos everywhere! Tueh
ReplyDeleteThis poster though, you that slept with another babe the very next day nko or you think the fact that you kept mentioning how close you guys are absolves you? the people you kissed in Abj nko? Gerrarahia mehn!!!
ReplyDeleteThis one na sex addict
ReplyDeleteNow you've got gonorrhoea hopefully your blokos will stay at a place.ode!!
Hahahahaha Stella this your yoruba eh..... Poster receive it ๐๐๐๐. Sorry to say this but you sound really stupid and I have nothing to tell you mtchew
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaahahah,abeg stella no kill me o,na your own come worst pass,but na the truth u tell them o,the three of them should go for treatment o
ReplyDeleteI dont know if this happens to me alone; but I kinda find the word "gbensh" very irritating/trashy. I sorta lose interest when reading. That said..Poster, you are very silly for bringing this trash here. Like what the heck are we supposed to do with this your bullcrap? To think that you even went on to advise us is awful. What nerve you've got! You seem a broke ass nigga. Instead of thinking about how to better your life and that of your family, you are busy disgracing your generation because you happen to have a prick. Apparently, you are still a child from the way you were going on and on like "we gbensh..she gbensh well"..bla bla bla. You have a lot of growing up to do. When you grow into a Real Man, come let's talk. In your mind now, you are someone's boyfriend? Shior!! Broke Silly thing!! Gerarahere mehn.
ReplyDeleteGbensh suits his chronicle very well, you want him to say he was making love or what?
DeleteYou are not alone.
DeleteVery cringe worthy something.....
See who these girls are sleeping with sef. I had migraine just reading your write up. Secondly you removed your belt to threaten your girlfriend because she had sex with someone else when you've also been doing same? How dare you?... See your mouth... I feel like slapping you. He-goat. By the way, your so called bisi is most likely the one who gave you STi. Don't go and treat yourself, Idiot.
ReplyDeleteYou are irreversibly stupid
ReplyDeleteLmao..see as Stellasneh finish am
ReplyDeleteLmao..see as Stellasneh finish am
ReplyDeleteGuy I am usually nice when I comment but I am so pissed with your chronicle. My second Stella's red pen comment. You are just a big fool. You are collecting from another but u want your Gift to be for you alone abi? The Bisi sef na fool
ReplyDeleteGiving advice to or scolding senders of stupid chronicles has proven to be a waste of time.
DeleteNow you've taken her virginity and want to dump her when you too cheated/has been cheating with BISI?
DeleteAll these children sef. I just want to slap you.
Make up your mind and stick to who u really want, I don't know either of these girls but for a girl to sleep unprotected with another man who isn't her man tells a lot about her even if she's single. Like girl, what happened to your standards? And poster, u sound like u deserve the two girls so choose both and wonder where u will get the next std from ....EllaM
ReplyDeleteNo sexusl discipline at all. 3 dirty people! Just be staffing all dick and harry without protection.
ReplyDelete*sexual*
ReplyDeleteYou are a confused BASTARD!!!
ReplyDeleteMen like u got android penis..see ur coconut oil mouth like "I am cute a little"...
Enter your comment...Don't go look for innocent girl you will gbensh again with that your rotten prick.
ReplyDeletePoster you won't end well. I blame women shaa.
ReplyDeleteYou are on a path to destruction
ReplyDeleteWhat of another man keeping your virgin sister or daughter in his house and having sex without condoms without marrying her?
You talk so proud and narcissistic that you sound so nauseating and unreal.
Repent of this evil way of yours.
Couldn't have said it any better. Just playing suwe with his life all in the name of sex.
DeleteWhat rubbish did i just read,cant even waste my time cursing this fool,you seem cursed already.
ReplyDeleteLols, I can see feel d vexing in u
DeletePoster that is gbenshing wholesale is still bringing out belt to flog Gift and is getting upset? Abeg are you better. Thunder faya your yansh there.
ReplyDeleteSee his write up sef not mature at all,tank God u are free of d ailment.
ReplyDeleteWhat nonsense is this. Its amazing that I read this piece to the end
ReplyDeleteMr man your head is not correct
ReplyDeleteSee him trying to justify his philandering and complaining about his girlfriend. This is a classic case of do me I do you, even though gift isn't aware of your dirtiness.
I doubt this story is real. The guy just wants to hear our talk
Lwkmd!
ReplyDeleteStellz, I never see you cuss pesin for chronicle before. This one really vex you gan.
Poster, you no well at all. You're angry with her for cheating, meanwhile you have a steady sidee. And how do you know that you didn't get it from Bisi?
Tufiakwa!
How do y'all do this sef? And with such recklessness like it's something so simple?
That your gf, it seems that you were her first opportunity? Her being a virgin was not by choice obviously.
And your grammar construction is headache inducing. Eeishh!
Come, how old age you again? You reason like a very dull child.
Oh, now you're giving advice?
Since you dey read advice from here, you no gree take am. You're lucky that it's not something else worse than HIV sef.
* smh *
You need to be severely spanked.
#WhiteDiamondOut
You're a big fool. You cheated but you won't allow her to cheat. Big fool.
ReplyDeleteI carry yansh up for you
I really feel that this poster needs counselling. How can you go about having unprotected sex here and there?
ReplyDeletePoster ohhh so you are only afraid of HIV? Does it kill? There are many killer diseases worse then HIV so shift one side. I wonder at your advice of one having unprotected sex only with one's spouse - yet you have planned to officially ask your spare-lover BISI to date you; wont you continue to have unprotected sex with her? Is she your spouse?
You sound so immature and unlearned, see how the foolish GIFT gave you her virginity FOC without thinking twice and in less than a year, you are through with her. It's obvious you have a mind-set that cheating fits men but not women, right? How come you have been having sex with both with NO remorse yet because she did it once, you threatened fire and brimstone.
I am forced to think that GIFT is very young and needs to be guided about life, love and sex - she's treading a WRONG path already.
I really weep for this generation. God indeed is merciful.
I think say na only me, Stella epic 1, gbensh, gbensh, gbensh, I nor blame u. Maybe na Buhari period cause am, Wettin even concern me, if you like gbensh ur life away.
ReplyDeleteMr. If you leave your gf na him be say u fuck up big time. How can you think of such? You are cheating on her, but just one she did you want to dump her. You are heartless. How are you even sure that is your gf that transmitted that to you? Mr. This is the time your gf needed you most. Be with her while the two of treat yourselves.
ReplyDeleteOr just follow me and give your life to Christ. I have been celibate for two weeks now and still counting...
2 weeks,lol, keep going... Mine is like 3 months now.
DeleteMr. You are a big time fool.
ReplyDeleteGo and treat your gf the disease you transmitted to her. You have been cheating on her, and just because she cheated on you once you begin check like jelly.
Just follow my footsteps and go celibate. Dis is my two weeks on the journey and I'm still counting.
"Virgin Man"
Mr. You are a big time fool.
ReplyDeleteGo and treat your gf the disease you transmitted to her. You have been cheating on her, and just because she cheated on you once you begin check like jelly.
Just follow my footsteps and go celibate. Dis is my two weeks on the journey and I'm still counting.
"Virgin Man"
Could somebody translate this epistle to english. All this gave gave gave iwangha ke miรฉn
ReplyDeleteStory for the Gods! the next one might be HIV, u better be careful
ReplyDeleteCome o poster are you 21 yet? Have you experienced puberty yet? Cos u just typed like a hyper active teenager. Your hormones are raging. Happy gbenshing and std inheriting
ReplyDeleteTales of a fuckaholic ๐๐
ReplyDeleteDamn! Lmao
ReplyDeleteMay God help you... You no need advice, you Don advice yourself already. Okbye
ReplyDeleteGbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh Gbensh
ReplyDeleteYou be drum set?
Nna, u are a very crazy,mad somebody! u f**k around nd expect ur babe to b faithful? U sound like a very poor guy? U removed ur belt to scare her?? nd she even got scared too? Y some women no wan wis? Plssss Let dose two ladies be! Do ursef some gud, pour water for ur body go hug transformer.... U sound like a woman beater... dese men, they jst take women (tho some,not all) for rag,slave! dat annoys me specially!
ReplyDeleteYou kissed different girls,banged Bisi and gift when your mates are busy making money.
ReplyDeleteYou are very stupid. How old are you sef ? Were.
ReplyDeleteLols, Stella shaiii I so love that ur red pen today ehhhh,back to the matter Mr man please three of u should just park well biko, what is with three with SEX
ReplyDeleteAm short of words! Omgoodness in Stella's voice!
ReplyDeleteOga u lack self control Mr fucking fucks! Hian. Am jes sorry for u, hiv n aids r very real!
As for u n Bisi both of u deserve each oda! Foolish people!
Hahahahahahahaha, SDK ooo
ReplyDeletePoster you nor well at all...
Bwahahahhaahhaa
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I went back to read my comment and felt sad that I even read his whole chronicle and went further to address them by name๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Hahahahahahaha,I swear this story just dey me somehow,see me dey surprise,vex and laugh at the same time becos I no sure say this poster read him story to himself wella before him send am enter stella mail, like say him no do reach he still dey ask we and stella say shey if he disgirlfriend him babe hope say him no do bad thing hahahahahahahaha and how him take know say he no carry hiv.poster abeg next time no just say 2 times you had sex with them becos na countless times cos your body no just gry you hold . Just go treat your self and beg God almighty for forgiveness , your selfisness no get rival educated man.
ReplyDeleteReceive sense poster
ReplyDeleteOnisekuse.
Seriously, I don't like being insultive but guy your stupidity no be here. Meanwhile your mates are thinking creativity and achieving grate things in life are you are ducking Upandan! kwontinue! in mama Peace voice I have no advise for you.
ReplyDeleteYeye somebody
ReplyDeleteI didn't bother to read further, this guy is a moron. Sex sex sex upandan like a fool, abeg Park well make we read better Chronicle biko, Bisi ko Simbi ni
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ReplyDeleteStella today's red pen is lit! Lol... God bless U, that guy is sick in the head. Ode
ReplyDeleteLolz...Onidokudo..... Learning new tins everydae
ReplyDeleteWhich kind nonsense story be this? Abeg go and hustle.
ReplyDeleteHian, public prick why na ?
ReplyDeleteI no blame you poster you don look us finish assume say we no get work na im make you bring this Yeye story here.. Fuckboy
ReplyDeleteLemme just advise you, better zip up and forget about girls and face your hustling, you might not be this lucky next time
ReplyDeleteI want to pretend that there is absolutely nothing wrong with this poster. U cheated on her over and over again and yet u call her a cheat???? Seriously ??? Gave her STD?? And u call urself the righteous one?? U need really need to set your priorities straight. U will do Gift a huge favor by breaking up with her. Negative vibes like u isn't needed in this day and time. P.s and this gbensh! Gbensh!! Is freakin annoying
ReplyDeleteI want to pretend that there is absolutely nothing wrong with this poster. U cheated on her over and over again and yet u call her a cheat???? Seriously ??? Gave her STD?? And u call urself the righteous one?? U need really need to set your priorities straight. U will do Gift a huge favor by breaking up with her. Negative vibes like u isn't needed in this day and time. P.s and this gbensh! Gbensh!! Is freakin annoying
ReplyDelete๐๐๐๐funniest chronicle I've ever read. Little boy please run along and leave that bisi alone.
ReplyDeleteStella's red pen!
ReplyDeletePoster how old are you?? You are such an idiot....and you have no respect for your self ...and you have the guts to dish an advise when you can't even advise your self...
ReplyDeleteDo I blame you ?
ReplyDeleteNo ooooooo.
I blame MTN that has made data so cheap that an mkpi like you will bring this jebele jebele story. Mtsheww Idiot.
Kwentinue straffing upandan as if it is network marketing.
How old are you again @Poster?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, epic!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is good for the goose is good for the gander, make una better treat unasef. You no need advice at all
ReplyDeleteSelf righteous after turning yourself into a casualty. If you really think cheating is meant for men then you wouldn't be cheating wiv a woman else that woman would be cheating on her spouse automatically. Hence, men who cheat should cheat wiv their fellowman. Can u sleep wiv ur fellow man, poster? Absolute nonsense. You see that your advise below just practise it and master it before you recommend that to anyone. Lip servicing will never equate wisdom. Go and wise up and don't waste your days anymore. Your drive should be impacting your world positively rather that destroy yourself.
ReplyDeletePlease take it easy. I think he relayed his story because he needs advise.
ReplyDeletePoster, Please ensure all three of you are treated properly and I want to let you know you are crazy and insane.
You cant excect a free pass to cheating and frown at your girl doing same.
As a fellow guy, I advise you to go make peace with your girl, both of you should learn from this mess up and move on. Afterall we all fall at one time or the other. Please you guys should pick yourself back up and work on this trust issues. Who told you that Bisi doesnt have her own challenges you arent aware of right now.. Please do the right thing and keep your preek in one place