STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
TOASTING GONE WRONG
Stella dear I greet you. You and our blog are just terrific. I never knew that I will send my own Chronicles O. Oya this is my story.
I am 21 years and in my finals in the university. I have never had a Girlfriend o.
Stella about 2 months ago, I chatted with a colleague of mine who has been a FRIEND. I told her playfully that I like her. I thought she will just know that I was joking. She began to profess Love o. I equally replied back in the affirmative.
I met her in school the following day and I asked her to be my Girlfriend. She gladly accepted after 3 days o. ( Bvs please don't start giving me the IMMATURE BOY TALK o).
The problem now is that I just don't have any feelings for her. I think I allowed my emotions to becloud my senses...nothing like intimacy has ever happened between us o and I don't think it will because I don't believe in premarital sex.
More so, I really don't see us together in the nearest future. I equally lied to her that I am 22 meanwhile she is my senior o.
I have a thing for my younger colleague who is in the same fellowship with me.
* Someone will tell me to face my studies. That is true o. How can I break up with her without hurting her? She has been doing the callings and she starts up a conversation with me every time.
I have read about how much pain women face after a sad breakup. I really don't want that for her. I want to focus on my career for now....
Please how can I do this in a very polite and matured way?
Attached is our pics ( for your eyes only Stella). I need your Red Pen o
LMAOOOOOOO...I am sorry but the photo and the story cracked me up badly..I cant advise at this time..LMAOOOOOOO
Pink lips,6footer,fine boy..hehehehehehehehehe
Chronicles
ReplyDeleteTell her in a very gentle and respectable manner that you want to focus on your studies and you guys should be friends for now, that way you won't hurt her feeling and please Dear Poster easy on the Os, since when did the letter O become a punctuation mark. If you continue writing this way, there'll be no Os left in the world for us to use oooooooooooo. Have pity on us and use O sparingly. Thanks.
DeleteYou'll learn not to toy with women after this. Sounding like a nerd.
Delete😂😂😂😂 You this poster. Naughty boy. Better tell her you want to serve God and your spirit isn't at rest with what you did. Thats a memo for desperate girls out there. At 22 she's calling and texting man like her life depends on it. By the time she reaches 25 she will be cooking scrubbing and mopping house. At this age her phone should be ringing like no tmr, but she's hanging on to boy. Chai! I miss my uni days 😕
Deleteposter, is the girl ugly?
Hon
DeleteHonestly, just tell her gently. It's better now than later later.... Goodluck
DeleteLol chikito
DeleteNa real toasting gone wrong.😎😋😋😋😋
Deletena play we come do today.
ReplyDelete@ukwu dimond all this small small boy and girl chronicle dey tire me, 21,22, 23 highest 25 which kin child play be this?
DeleteNnaa eeh!!!! Na real waa ooo...
DeletePayUrsula, lol
DeleteLOL, ukwu diamond you are so right! Na really play we come play today😁
DeleteHahaha smallie want enter big league ngwanu enyoy oh
DeleteLols@ukwu diamond, biko I can't laff
DeleteMake una close mouth jor. Were you not young once? Why all the backlash on the younglings. Did anyone ask you not to have a life while growing up? All these old frustrated and bitter gwegs on this blog. Always thinking it's about you guys. Una time don pass. You Buharian descendants. This is the time for the young. Make una run far!
DeleteChaiiiiiii Buhari don suffer
DeleteWhich one is. Buharian descendants again @ anno
My friend go and read your books joor and stop sending in silly stories. Nonsense
ReplyDeleteYou ppl should pity him na
DeleteWetin we wan use Una pix do, childish chronicle.
ReplyDeleteHahahahha poster just give me a very good laugh for the day. It has become a norm nau for people to send in pics to Stella and say for your eyes only. Ok poster make sure you collect only stell as advice oh since I don't qualify to see pics.
DeleteMtcheww
We wan chew am ni lmao
DeleteMsshew!
ReplyDeleteA cup of rice now sells for 150.
Abi?
DeleteRice is even more important than this mumu poster. You went to toast girl when you are not ready to date her.
Which cup? A derica is 280. Speak facts.
DeleteOne paint bucket is #1,800 as against #800 - #1000 during Jona... #BringBackOurCorruption
DeleteKronicles ti de
ReplyDeleteJust use style and friend zone her...before she knws wat is happening her sense go don come bk...u sound nice and responsible,don't change as u get older... Good luck
ReplyDeleteAllow most of her calls to end up as missed calls. In addition, don't over gist when u pick. Always form busy. Do this for 3 months n she will grab
DeleteAnd the truth shall set you free. Tell her the truth.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteSome girls are so stupid!...
How can you fall in love with a fellow student like you?...
She is even spending the money she gets from her parents on airtime to be calling a nonentity!...
Mtcheeww...
Poster,tell her you are now a born again!...I don't think she will be heart broken since you guys have not had sex...
Kwakwakwakwakwa queen I do mad aswear. Poster go and read your books and leave girls alone for now. As long as you haven't gbenshed her, you are good to go
DeleteQueen and boss 🙌🙌two hands inna the air for ds ur advice...poster face ur books and stop fooling around. just kill the feelings slowly.
DeleteJust tell her that your genotype is SS and you want AA patner in case of incasity wedding.But wait oh!!are you not supposed to face your book now.You no that life is not a bed of roses,the way you lay yor bed you'll lie on it,Youth is always a Mistake,Adult is always a Regret,while Old age is always ........ abeg finish it.Lovemejeje howdy babe.
DeleteLmao, poster, biko follow queen advice.
DeleteKikikiki...., go study hard smallie
DeleteQueen go jump into the lagoon abeg. Old gwegs like you no get anything good to offer the younglings.
Deleteposter the same way you told her that you love, is the same way you should tell her you don't love her anymore period.
ReplyDeleteSTELLA YOU SHOULD DO A "CHRONICLE FEEDBACK"let's see if they took the advice and out come
DeleteJust tell her u wanna focus on ur studies, afterall ur sperm is still growing, u never sabi fuck sef.
ReplyDeleteLol sperm still dey grow.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteStop it 😂😂😂
DeleteHahahaha, BlackBerry, ur mouth no good as wear. Chai.
DeleteBlackBerry why?
DeleteBlackberry stopeeeet!!!
DeleteHahahaha.
Blackberry epic answer. Sai! Mbom oh
DeleteMumu black berry. you're too bitter. Signs of your gwegelarous nature.
DeletePink lips, 6 footer, Fine boy indeed *yinmu*
ReplyDeleteThis one follow for Kronicles too *rme* oya James com n advise ur age mate.
Go and read a book or plan how to go into farming to help the economy and leave pussy you little kid. Get off the internet!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhich career u wan focus on? Smallie give chance make adults see road.
DeleteLol ..nice one Rob
DeleteFor your eyes alone again! Just tell her you were joking and not ready for a relationship
ReplyDeleteAbeg poster boy lemme alone o cos i don't wanna laugh o. I dey warn you now o hehehe
DeleteBia nwoke m call the babe, sit her down and tell her you ain't interested no more and you don't love her too.
She'll be hurt! But if she's a wise girl.. she'll come back to thank you for not wasting her time any further or taking advantage of her rove
Una doh..
I also can't advise without a picture..
ReplyDeleteAh Ah, na wetin?? Everytime "For u eyes only" "For ur eyes only".... Na only Stella get eye??
Lmao...@ I don't bliv in premarital sex.... Ok o, lemme hear u sing same tune a couple of yrs later.
See me see wahala, until I see the small boy/girl pix that is when I can advise. Bye bye.
DeleteIf blog visitors change from their bad mouth ways more people will send their pictures. Una too dey cuss people abeg. I raise nyansh for those wey they send bday pictures sef, very courageous lot... They re the real MVPs
DeleteBroke add Nigga.
ReplyDeleteJust concentrate and not return her calls, she'll automatically borrow sense, after failed attempts to mend things she'll separate.
'Broke ass nigga' is one cliche that constantly rushes out of your little begging mind. You beg for even a boyfriend on this blog, meaning there's nothing good going on in your life. Your own 'brokage' even reach for boyfriend place. I can only imagine how broke and ugly you are, you old witch. A young and seemingly innocent man came here to seek for advice and all you could do is type "Broke add Nigga". You can even troll a boy young enough to be your so. n. Frustrated aunties like you have nothing else to do other than trolling on innocent people. I hate trolls. I hate you for trolling on this young man. I'm very sure you're perpetually broke yourself. I'm very sure you're one of the girls that keep begging guys for money after being added on S n M. You need to get busy. Get something doing. You musnt start big. You can start by making Ugba or Abacha in a tent close to your house. Contribute something meaningful to the economy. Trolling doesn't help anyone.
DeleteHehehhehehehehehhehehehehheheh.
DeleteYou must be a clown @BLUNT.
And get something into your rotten skull, I am not jobless.
Did I forget to announce I might no longer be single???
SDK blog, the BOO provider!
Chai! See finishing for Ideato....This Blunt is a two edged sword...your mouth sharp gon! I raise hands for you!!
DeleteOgheneme! @Blunt you are mean. Chai
Delete@elastic atr I not just a cheap coward?
DeleteU*
DeleteBlunt why😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
DeleteWhat is sharp about blunt mouth. How I wish you guys can take blog for blog.
DeleteBLUNT said nothing, u were trolling too, y can't you mind your business. “is it ur troll" ( I am talking to you blunt)
DeleteMother Con. Leave the jobless mofo
DeleteThanks boogie
DeleteBroke ass Nigga.
ReplyDeleteJust concentrate and not return her calls, she'll automatically borrow sense, after failed attempts to mend things she'll separate.
What break up are you talking about?, You guys ain't dating, it's only a 3 days friendship, ring her up and when she picks, call her "my sister", tell her you've got a sisterly love for her and nothing more, she might suck for a while but she'd come around......Mr man, don't go about stirring up people's emotions anyhow....
ReplyDelete*Faithful bv*
Sulk
DeleteAswear i died wen u said how can u breakup with her without hurting her lol.
ReplyDeleteJust wait for a while biko, dont rush and goan tell her yt, atleast till the end of this month lol.
Students love i can never be caught dead in a relationship with my fellow student biko. Anakogheri!!
I married my student boyfriend, ten years and three kids now, we are really doing OK. God has really blessed us beyond measure. Not all students are irresponsible. Thanks
DeleteI did it... He is one of the most amazing men God created... of course after my brothers and father...
DeleteThis is your problem right now?may God fix it.
ReplyDeleteWhats with the 'o o o'. Act your age.
ReplyDeleteI swear, the 'ooo' was so annoying. Poster just stop giving her attention.
DeleteNonsense, immature hypocrite! You are just a player going to "fellowship", a liar and a self-centered brat. Please do well to spare this girl of your lying and fake self, the earlier the better. Those "pink lips" are painted with lies. Hope your age in your school record is correct.Sick child. Repent!
ReplyDeleteChisos! Why so angry
DeleteHehehehehehehehehe.
ReplyDeleteJust tell her that you feel being in a relationship will deter you both from your Godly and academic focus. Base your concerns on her, that you dont want to distract her and have been feeling guilty ever since so its better you both return to being friends.
Dont 'joke' when giving this speech and dont go telling your fellow small boys this story or they will use it to taunt her one day and that will be heartbreaking for the small girl.
Next time, dont joke with a girl's feeling for the fun of it and if this works, wait a while b4 you make a move towards your real crush.
You must be Yariba; prove me wrong. Narcissism!
ReplyDeleteLmaooo. You are screwed. No matter how you do it. She will hate you.
ReplyDeleteAll this picture for your eyes only, make una no make me dey vex ooo. I want to see the fine boy picture too before I judge.
ReplyDeleteYou this small boy, why did you profess love to her when you know you are not matured. Just tell her you are born again and have accepted Jesus as the Lord and Personal Saviour. Go and look for christian tracks or those tracks of Deeper Life, Mountain of Fire, Catholic church charismatic renewal. At least they shared one yesterday to me when i was coming back from church. Anytime you see her, start singing church song. I hope this will help if not na one chance you enter
Awwww, young man take the bull by the horn politely. You have to tell her , you are not in the right frame of mind as your education is priority. Life is unfair darling boy. So every disappointment anyone has is an experience that makes you stronger. By you making her aware of where you are or where you are not emotionally is a learning experience for her, of how this life really is.
ReplyDeleteMay God guide you & direct your path in the journey of life.
U shldnt have started it in the first place ,
ReplyDeleteStop playing with people's emotions pls
Madam Stella, when will you ever be serious lwkmd.
ReplyDeleteFine boy pink lips, for the sake of her not failing in her final year just play along and when you graduate, just bullshit her. This is best for you two. But if you want her to fail and have extra year, then tell her the truth. Next time you will learn to be mature and never to play with sensitivity thing like that.
Mother Nature.
Stella your eyes don see many pishures oo, oga tell her early oo just gather the momentum and sit her down and talk to her, please don't fool her
ReplyDeletelols...guy na you find trouble ooo...this one na real monkey the sleep nyaga the wake am...this is real gbege ooo. anyway try and sort things out with her before it escalates. chai i pity the poor girl ooo
ReplyDeleteYou are stupid, you jokely chatted her up,that was not enough. You asked her to be your gf,
ReplyDeleteStop responding to her,then tell her, you want to concentrate on your life. Mtcheeew kids
If you don't love her text her now explain to her and be her friend
ReplyDeleteFirst things first,(yeah, ama scold you) you should never JOKINGLY chyke a woman. That said, you should start by saying the truth about your age. Then tell her that you strongly feel like being friends with her instead of tagging it a relationship.
ReplyDeleteIn another scenario, I will say you keep up with the relationship since it is likely that you won't to interested in sleeping with her, and that will help you preserve your no premarital sex stats. Meanwhile, after you graduate, you can break ties by being distant or telling her that you want to face your career and would not want her to wait for you
Why do you want to play with her emotions..
ReplyDeleteWhat if you are in her shoe.
The early the better,do it politely..
Good luck
Juvenile delinquency. Rubbish write up.
ReplyDeleteSeconded
DeleteSeconded
DeleteIts better to break up now that it is still on the surface than to lead her on. She cant be too heart broken besides you cant help her heart. Talk to her and let her understand.
ReplyDeleteMsheeeww.. Y joke abt such thing... Rubbish. U r such a kid... U need to b mature.
ReplyDeleteContinue with the relationship.... NYSC will do the separation. BUT never you sleep with her...
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeew @ ur age, ga an read my fwend so childish
ReplyDeleteLol..
ReplyDeleteThis guy is just high
Drop outta school and run away
Hahahahahahaha! Poster, here is one advice you can follow.
DeleteJust tell her and get over it. The sooner,the better.
Hahahhaha. Wonder advice. Poster look 👆
DeleteTel her u need to focus more on ur studies n dnt wnt to be distracted n apologise n move on.if she likes let her insult or stop talkin u dt shud nt boda u.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't I stop laughing.. Poster forgive me but I find this your epistle really hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYou should be thinking of graduating with good grades and make your parents proud and not toying with an innocent girl's emotion.
You are still very young nau.
Tel her u r nt into her n move on.grownups break up everyday talkless of a baby like u.
ReplyDeletetell her the truth immediately. she might hate you for a while but she will come around. next time don't joke with people's feelings. doesn't speak well of you. but on a lighter note, abi the babe no fine?
ReplyDeleteSome people just come on blog to troll all their life. Nothing meaningful to contribute apart from insulting BV's . Tueeeeh
ReplyDeleteYoung poster you liked your girl till you saw the other girl okwa ya? You have wandering eyes chico and you have to stop this right now before it gets worse. Biko, stop asking your Christian sisters out. Instead make loads of friends till you meet the one that will make your heart tingle continuously. For now have loads of safe fun and concentrate on your studies. Finally bro, always remember God brings peace and the devil brings confusion. Stay blessed and strong!
ReplyDeleteyou better goan read your books!
ReplyDeleteYou must not send in anything just to send a chronicle. What kind of yeye story is this?
ReplyDeletelong time Bunmi. Really long time. How is everything. You guys just disappear from this blog only to reappear again. Every thing is fine my dear
ReplyDeleteYou say wetin?
ReplyDeleteThis is who I was while in school. A good boy going bad.
ReplyDeleteGood luck. Whatever rocks your 🚣 boat.
DeletePls let her down gently,doesn't matter if you've gbenshed the babe or not,feelings are feelings and she already probably had a crush on you to agree so easily, tell her you want to concentrate on your relationship with God exclusively for now, and pls do that. Leave your fellowship member alone for now.
ReplyDeleteWhite berry u are a pathetic beggar my goodness me, u still went to Linda's blog today to beg for 300-500k for ur cosmetic shop u wanna open. U even went as far as saying u sent her a mail concerning that. Is this how u behave don't U have families or other extended relatives u just beg total strangers. U always beg in Stella's blog there's no day u don't beg in every post that's not so lady like. Go and do some little jobs to make money. I'm 24 and I work as a real estate agent and I make a good amount u don't need to start with a capital. Go look for houses in ur area which are for sale and rent. U can get clients from ur church and other people who know u that wants to rent houses, even relatives and u see how far u will go. That's how I make over an 100k a week and more or lower it just depends. Stop being a petty beggar. Have some dignity as a woman. Your begging is becoming to much
ReplyDeleteWhite berry u are a pathetic beggar my goodness me, u still went to Linda's blog today to beg for 300-500k for ur cosmetic shop u wanna open. U even went as far as saying u sent her a mail concerning that. Is this how u behave don't U have families or other extended relatives u just beg total strangers. U always beg in Stella's blog there's no day u don't beg in every post that's not so lady like. Go and do some little jobs to make money. I'm 24 and I work as a real estate agent and I make a good amount u don't need to start with a capital. Go look for houses in ur area which are for sale and rent. U can get clients from ur church and other people who know u that wants to rent houses, even relatives and u see how far u will go. That's how I make over an 100k a week and more or lower it just depends. Stop being a petty beggar. Have some dignity as a woman. Your begging is becoming to much
ReplyDeleteNa real play we come play today @Ukwu diamond. *rme*
ReplyDelete#You can't control everything. You'll be much happier when you stop trying*
ReplyDeleteTurn her to your prayer partner.
ReplyDeleteSlide away peacefully
ReplyDeleteBetter Now than later...
Quote back in school "Its Better You Diffuse Than Get Plasmolized"
Enter your comment..poster I don't blame u o.dat was how I was always telling my friend dat lee boo"s friend is sending his regards to her na so she carry body jam o b4 I no she don dey spend wkrnd with am...so girls jst need a guy to smile and they will open toh toh
ReplyDeleteYou are mean, how can u ask her out when your not ready to date her,you must date her by fire by force. So u want to dump her now abi,poster finish what you started,i just feel so sorry for the girl as u have the intention of breaking her heart. Foolish poster.
ReplyDeleteChronicles ko ...Lamentation ni
ReplyDeleteBlunt ooo choi see me rotfl here.omg! Esp the ugba and abacha part Hahahahaha kai
ReplyDeleteWasn't funny brun
DeleteBia stella which kind Chronicle be this, am sure chronicle folder is almost empty.Imagine using o as full stop in a write up. By the way leave women alone because you re not ready ,go and face your book.
ReplyDeleteTata na achu nwaanyi.....okwa okpafaralagi na eze....lol.small pikin wey wan pursue woman nw e don hook am for teeth.abeg solve d wahala yaself
ReplyDeleteMen like joking with everything, how can you tell a lady to be your girlfriend when you don't even like her, please just let her know your mind now and please don't ever in your entire life try this rubbish again. Good luck
ReplyDeleteFine boy my foot.
ReplyDeleteThey forced u to toast her, abeg go sort urself out, dis ur chronicle na waste of time. meetchew
ReplyDelete