Hey Stella of life!!
Decided to share how my wedding night was....
I met my husband at the age of 15 (he was a year older) in a Jamb lesson and I decided I was going to give up my virginity after my last paper in university which I did,passed out during the process because of the excruciating pain and after six months my indigestion and protruding tummy was diagnosed as pregnancy and my mind didn't even go to that day.
Our parents ruled that we were too young and refused to give their consent but we with the help of my mum went to the registry.
After 3years we approached them and they still ruled we didn't know what life was all about but took a bold step, planned our wedding ourselves rented and furnished our flats ourselves and, when they saw these ones weren't backing out they had to support us. We already started counselling and we were advised to abstain from sex.
Our wedding turned out to be a carnival and my husband had the time of his life he danced like he had won a jackpot.
At a point the wedding got over rowdy we had to disappear from the venue. I went with my sisters and mum to perform the traditional rites in our in-laws home.
When we arrived at our in laws house we came in with singing I was prayed for by eldest Aunty , my feet were washed and I was taken in to my father-in-laws room where my husband was waiting, we were actually supposed to do the first thing there.
WHAT?????
We kept laughing at each other until we left for our hotel room.
When we got to the door of our room my husband insisted on carrying me into the room he almost collapsed doing this act he was lucky the bed was not too far from the door till date he has never tried this again.
We landed laughing , then he helped me undress. We kissed a bit on the bed with his right hand caressing my nipples when we realised what was happening, the intimate stuff we broke out in laughter again , we had a shower together laughing at how he danced like a mad man.
After having our bath we changed to our swim suits headed to the swimming pool to continue our kissing which we did for about an hour came back into the room still wrapped in our towels slept off.
We woke up about 6am had another bath together and went for our thanksgiving service where we finally picked our son and headed to Calabar.
It took us about 2weeks before we got down to doing the serious business thing again and I think it was just because of the whole wahala we got from our first attempt but when we eventually broke that jinx we have practised every style on our Kama sutra book which I had to eventually had to dispose because of the kids.
Its 14years and counting since our white wedding which everyone predicted it would not go past 1year but we always choose to celebrate our 20years of friendship. Its hasn't been easy though like they predicted but somehow we always look back at where we started and still hold on to what made us fight for each other back then.
*At a point in this story,i got confused.
So you mean after that first attempt that got you preggy nothing again for how many years before two weeks after wedding?
James,please behave yourself here.lol
Ok.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm
DeleteNice
I like. I just like.
DeleteThey went to the pool and kissed for almost 1 hour 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteStory doesn't add up at all.. lmao
DeleteWhatever happened to the 6months old pregnancy?
Duh,she had the baby and it was a boy. After their wedding,they picked up their son and went to calabar for honeymoon probably(though not stated there). Read well nau.
DeleteI'm not understanding oh.
ReplyDeleteMadam your story doesn't add up. The numbers you gave don't tally at all. Do the math.
DeleteSee person wey know maths. Dummies too wan teach person maths. Her story is very correct. You read again and dis read am well.
DeleteMumu person
Hian!
DeleteAnon 17 10 u r d original dummy here, infact u b senior mumu. C ur mouth like correct, ur d one who need to read again or r u d poster? Liar Liar pipu lying upandan it's not by force to send wnb oh
DeleteLol @james please behave your self here... I got confused too.
ReplyDeleteNa wa!
ReplyDeleteNice, though I was also confused too. Stay happily married.
ReplyDeleteGod continue to bless your marriage.
ReplyDeleteCool
ReplyDeleteToomuch story
ReplyDeleteWedding night brouhaha it's called
We don't want to know how you got pregnant out of wedlock
Most annoying and boring WNB ever.
Honestly, so boring. 'we were just laughing'
DeleteUmuazi, too lazy to read. Summary: met hubby in jamb class, lost virginity at final paper in United that resulted to pregnancy. Never had sex again until Wedding. What is difficult to understand here? And it has been 20years of friendship and 14 years of marriage
DeleteEnd time Nitrous oxide
ReplyDeleteAs in eh. They were just laughing upandan
DeleteLmao whatever that means
DeleteHahahaha don't I just love this one trillion? Azin eeh, laffin gas tinz o.
DeleteSherry's Daughter
congratulations for standing up for what you want, God bless your marriage
ReplyDeleteWow!
ReplyDeleteThis story no pure. Can't make the head or tail in the story.
ReplyDeleteWow, nice story.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahah...
ReplyDeleteIn James voice,your husband is a weakling that cannot pound your something well....
Go and ask his ex girlfriends how he romance them for 1 hour so their something will start drooling like Ogbono before he put his something inside their something...
Kwakwakwakwa...
Isi emebigo James!...
Isi mebiri James honestly.
DeleteLmao! Una no go kee mee for this blog aswear
DeleteU forgot to add that after the pounding he now "released" lol
DeleteSherry's Daughter
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ReplyDeleteThis poster is a confuse writer, she was just jumping from pillar to post.... But is it possible to have sex just once and still be able to give birth easily the natural way
ReplyDeleteSome people are here old enough to be your mother.what do you even know about childbirth?just shut up if you don't have anything to say.Go and ask Google now.idiot
DeleteLol
DeleteYou are such a child!
Certified
Do home work, you no gree, see the result?
DeleteDecayed brain.
Foolish boy
DeleteWow!lovely WNB
ReplyDeleteSo is it that painful?God help me.
*clears throat loudly*
DeleteIssorai
Ahh !see this wan...you dey try tell us say you be *Farjinatu* right???kip dreaming...kwa kwa kwa kwaaaaa!😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😃
DeleteAnd she come be PH babe for that matter
DeleteYou were just lucky their was financial support if not. May your love continue to wax strong
ReplyDeleteI will read comments😂
ReplyDeleteWent to pick your son how? You guys had a baby before the wedding? All the best dear. Nice article.
ReplyDeleteYeah they did. 6months after she first had sex with him.
DeleteHehehhahah @nice article
You didn't read where she said, she was 15 and the boy 16 when the attempted to have sex and she didn't know she was pregnant from that first time till 6 months after?
DeleteComprehension idi problem
Wow! I don't even know what to say.
ReplyDeleteWell,I'm kinda confused with this WNB
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm so your horseband cannot carry your comfortably from the hotel door to the bed. What manner of a weak powerless man did you marry?and his lack of power is the same reason he cannot gbensh ur Toto on your wedding night. And I know he cannot perform more than 2 minutes any day he decide to .
ReplyDeleteHe should thank his stars that he is the only man that has been gbenshing you all your life, so you did not know what it means to be handled professionally and mercilessly over and over again in one night until your pussy can not take it any longer.
Clap 4 yourself. Because Stella referenced you now, you can spew trash.mchew
DeleteJames James James
DeleteChei!
DeleteOyanu jealous fool!...
DeleteLeave James alone!,.start contributing yours so Stella can do the same to you...
We love James so deal with it!...
Jamesssssssssssssssssss
DeleteDis James must be a big mumu shaaaa.
DeleteBcoz dem dey hail u, u dey form...
Wat she meant is dat she has added weight and only ode like u go wey dey use prick think fit talk d kind trash wey u dey talk.
Chei! James oooo onye meregi ifa?
DeleteJames Goatie leave them alone
DeleteStella you are mischievous. Hahaha. Cunny way of inviting James
ReplyDeleteRated (AD). So you WNB cannot but be explicit bvs??? Oriegwu
ReplyDeleteI was about to beg James not to bring up any reason why the man must have collapsed while carrying her. But dis one Stella Don beg u, pls have mercy, ye?
ReplyDeletelol,Nice write up without all the nude painting WNB has,many more years in good health
ReplyDeletelol,Nice write up without all the nude painting WNB has,many more years in good health
ReplyDeleteWon fi se e ni?
DeleteNice. Meaning u both v a kid before marriage se? I don't get.. But congratulations. I love to see pple in love in a lovely relationship. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteYou obviously don't.. Hahaha
Confused people!
ReplyDeleteWow, lots of couples hv histories o. This is one of them. Funny
ReplyDeleteWow!!! 20years aint beans,dyu still get horny???. I like your story.
ReplyDeleteStella na the whole cookie jar the man go chop?? No be just cookie? Lol
ReplyDeleteI guess ur horseband know that he is a frail and spent man. that is why he decided to marry a girl that has not known any man. Imagine u kissed, he caress ur boobs and his deek standing up and not taking u from the back.And u bath together and he did not take u from behind once again. u guys go to the swimming pool. came back and he did not hammer ur something once again. SMH So men are a disgrace
ReplyDeletePeople like you that open their mouth like old Aba road ends up beign a 1 minute man,sex no be food @ james
DeleteU mean ur husband kissed u for one hour?( e na cho James okwu )
ReplyDeleteE must be a 'disgrace' in bed. InJamesVoiz!
So ur husband allowed u to even swim b4 e put him somtin into ur somtin?
E even allow u to wrap towel?
Everybody na disgrace for James eye.
14yrs....well done madam.
After her first son, nothing again till after approximately 3years,2weeks. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI can actually imagine how frightened and totally lost a 15 year old would feel after fainting from her first sexual experience and then not realizing she was preganat till after 6 months...
DeleteIts enough to run away from sex till marriage, biko..hahaha
15+ years ago, females were still bashful no b dis tear eye wey females for our generation get
DeleteBeautiful WNB. James Oya come and lecture them on their something
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home poster.....
ReplyDeleteThis is no WNB but a story that just touches on your wedding day. Wishing you more years of celebrations.
ReplyDeleteLol@ Stella and her endless warnings to James.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your marriage poster,sounds like you married your soulmate.
wow!!! Interesting story, i used to know a guy who once told me that when a man finds a good woman, is better he wife the woman because you will never know if you will be lucky to find another. That was what happened in this poster's case; although you guys did what was not suppose to be done (sexual intercourse), but it turned out you were both made for each other.
ReplyDeleteHe who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtain favour from the Lord. I wish you more years together in love and happiness.
Me sef no understand
ReplyDeleteno be the toh toh u take born the first pikin
How is this story suppose to make me spread my legs to 180degrees or make me wants to use the tap bikonu? Its suppose to be a WNB for fhuck sake not a tales by moon light. Mtcheeeeew
ReplyDelete*shifts pant to the left side*
BORING *
DeleteU people just don't know when to stop. It's no more funny u hear,mtchewww.. 180rubbish
Lmao! You no well, dis bae.
DeleteI am not understanding .....repete?
ReplyDeleteJust reading comment and laughing😃😆😀@James James nawa for uooooooo😎
ReplyDeleteMe too. This post has brightened my day. Still laughing in fact.
DeleteGod bless your home.
ReplyDeleteStella can cause confusion sometimes, now every one just dey follow...I am confused, I am confused all because Stella said so... Lol
DeleteGod bless your home.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand,let me go back and read again.
ReplyDeleteProbably out of excitement, your tales aint adding up
ReplyDeleteAll these happened on your wedding night? Is wedding night gist people, wedding night that's what we want to hear, not the how you dated and bla bla bla...
ReplyDeleteokbye
Me I wan hear the rest ooo. Because I dey learn.
DeleteWen will I send my own wedding nite gist
DeleteNa me no understand abi na the poster no understand?
ReplyDeleteOK seen
ReplyDeleteall the best to you poster.
ReplyDeleteOh ok! May God bless your Union
ReplyDeleteMay God continue keeping ur marriage stronger and stronger.Your story is not too clear shaii.
ReplyDeleteWelcome.poster.but.your.story.no.complete...........please.call.me.classic.mama.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious ppl here can't understand simple English. She met her hubby at 15yrs during Jamb lesson but had sex with him after University(her final paper), she should be 19 yrs or more then. Do the math.
ReplyDeleteWell said @Chidima Grace. It is heart warming to know that there is still an intelligent person on this blog.I do not understand what is so confusing in this story.
DeleteReading is one thing, comprehension is another. *sighs* Poster may the happiness in your marriage last forever.
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