Imagine having your brain reset on your wedding night..LOL
Stella of life, your blog is the ish, full of surprises.
Here is my own wedding night saga.
I met DH about 10years ago, was still a teenager, fast forward, we met 2 years later and started dating. He told me he liked me back then but I was a smallie and he was practically waiting for me to grow up. But I think he was scared of approaching me cos I had fierce looking brothers and I was still young lol.
Started dating in October and got married in April.
The wedding was amazing, exactly how I imagined it in my head, it was perfect.
After the wedding I went back home awaiting my excursion which is compulsory in my family, hubby was just so eager but he had to wait, was escorted to his folks, the moment my people left I cried, like that's when it really dawns on you that this is it oh. DH didn't waste time, his mum made food we ate and left almost immediately.
We counted money and we were really tired and we cuddled and slept. Early in the morning I felt this sensation, hubby's mouth was on my boobs( Kiki and mimi) that's what he calls them, trust me he can suck boobs for Africa lol.
*side eyes at kevin Mr pwess bwest*
I was turned on and very wet, as he was playing with my boobs his fingers was on my privates, I swear he knows the right spot to touch. Then came the dick
( trojan) it's what I call it. If you have never tried a curved dick,you are definitely missing out. That thing can rotate inside you 360 degrees lol.
He started by using his trojan to play with my clits, I died and woke up lol. Then as he entered, the feeling was unexplainable, so so so sweet. We changed position to doggy, continued and my Brain reached a reset.
We both came simultaneously, it was amazing, perfect and I could not have asked for a better man.
Sadly on Monday he went back to work in the rig, so was a very brief honeymoon, but he says he still owes me one and i am patiently waiting.
*LMAO at brain was reset.hehehehehe
Enjoy your marriage. God bless your home
ReplyDeleteSo sweet. God will continue to bless your home.
DeleteGod bless ya home
DeleteYours was great!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen you finish honeymoon round 2,don't forget to send us the part 2 o.k
Yummy yummy!!!!
DeleteBig curved dicks are actually the best.
WNB 40 is still my best doh.
Jennah,send your WNB. I'm still waiting.
Very short and not too detailed WNB, God bless your home
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
What is a curved dick abeg??
ReplyDeleteIt's when a Penis is far from perfection.
DeleteOja dirty bitch mine is curve & ladies compliment it all d time
DeleteEwwww...
ReplyDeleteI hate curved dick!...
Tufiakwa!...
Poster,how are you enjoying that shit?..Some girls are trying sha...
U re missing bitch mine is curve & girls demselves makes me kno its an ego 4 me
DeleteAnonymous curved dick most women don't enjoy curved dick....I'm sure those girls are deceiving you...
DeleteAnonymous curved dick most women don't enjoy curved dick....I'm sure those girls are deceiving you...
DeleteSo she shd also hate curvies bcos u hate them?? U set standards for what women shd like abi? Dont go n find who will marry u jus stick around here n cast ur frustrations at every1. BitterSoul! Receive healing
DeleteAsewo
DeleteYou have tried all manner shape and still trying
i'm very sure they have cleaners and cooks in the rig.........so you dont have to worry much about him hey. He'll sure get some
ReplyDeleteYour story was supposed to end where you said " you guys cuddled n slept". This z wedding night for Christ sake n not wedding mrng or 20yrs after you had wedded.
ReplyDeleteHolier than thou..we are not complaining
DeleteYou too worry.. But you make sense
Delete@School life must she complete it your way na wah! Some people can just find fault where there's none. So person can not free style again?
DeleteYea yea
ReplyDeleteOkay. Enjoy
ReplyDeleteThank God for my curved trojan. More testimonies of what curvy Trojans can do pls. Next!!!!
ReplyDeleteCurved dick no be am...always slip out during s3x and the thing dey always find 'help'
DeleteSimple and nice.
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home
Aawww!! Was smiling as I read! May God continue to bless your home. Funny names too, kiki, mimi and trojan haaahaaahaaahaaa! Crazzzy couple.
DeleteBless you and your home, Amen.
Cool story
ReplyDeleteCool story.
ReplyDeleteThe day I share my own WNB ehen, that day this blog go shake...
ReplyDeleteFor now let me continue reading others,
**Waiting
DeleteLizzy T, bcos your own go come with pictures shey?
DeleteYimu
DeleteYes pls. Many many pictures accompanied with descriptions.
DeleteSo if my hubby doesn't have a curved Trojan I should go and get one. Mtcheeew. Jesu Olugbala.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful.....
ReplyDeleteWnb is all abt sex sex n sex. How u had sex,d method u had sex n d styles of sex on a blog
ReplyDeleteBefore nko.
DeleteNa the koko.
DeleteThat's it.
YES! 18+ too
DeleteWhat should it be about before?
DeleteI tire ooo
DeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDeleteEeeermmmm *clears throat* a curved dick has no business doing 360 inside me, it is not a well, it is a vagina. Can't come and let a curve dick slack the muscles of my kundus. I like how thick, soft and well built Lee boo's own is. Can't ask for a better one.
ReplyDeleteEeeeerm I have decided to be a mermaid today. So I won't be hanging my legs on the window until further notice.
*crosses legs like a mermaid*
I thought of a well too when I read that part.
DeleteProf in toto matters have spoken 👏👏👏
DeleteSteffy Steffy!!! I hail o
DeleteLafresh😂
DeleteOver hail ooo
Delete"Prof in Toto matters" hahahahaha seriously?
DeleteWow lovely story..... May d sweetness in ur marriage Neva grow dim. Amen.
ReplyDeleteThis story is very short and brief. You people should tell us all the juicy details to make it longer. Add salt and pepper if necessary. We need nice stories to take our minds off the economic situation in the country.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha @ add salt and pepper.
DeleteAnon you no dey marry?. You can spice yours up
DeleteAbeg bring series 2 come jare.
ReplyDeleteenjoy your breast pwessing
I think couples should stop counting money after the wedding....Keep the money and do that a day after
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your wedding night 100%,instead of counting money...You may end up loose interest in sex that night.
Bless your union @Sister gurl.
This is beautiful...love foreplay before dick enter the "cooking pot"
@Galore
The counting money thing is so annoying, as if them marry so people go spray money. mtcheew
Deletekikikikikikiki @ trojan.
ReplyDeleteAll these WNB ehh, be doing a sister strong thing..
ReplyDeleteWhat is a curved Dick?
Like a Penis that is curved? Never heard of that before.
*off to google*
LASTMA.
DeleteCan't explain this sensation I feel. Mwah
ReplyDeleteHmmm..... What sensation?
DeleteLmao
DeleteWats your concern with her sensation?
Hmmmm....
ReplyDeleteFrom your write up I didn't read where u said that u guys showered before sleeping.
And what's with the 'lol' in each paragraph? U should allow us feel the vibes ourselves!!
Boring story with no direction.
U told us u met your husband 10 years ago but I didn't read where u stated your year of marriage.
Enjoy your marriage
You are just jealous
DeleteApparently you read the story so you can analyze in the comment section.
DeleteSerious jealousy.
DeleteLeave the anonymous lizard
Nice.. congrats
ReplyDeletelol @trojan!
ReplyDeleteI love this! Wedding Alert!
ReplyDeleteWish me well guys
All the best to you Ideato.
DeleteIdeato everyday wedding alert.
DeleteGood luck & all the best.
DeleteLove lace bad belle. Ill leave the single ladies circle soon
DeleteAll the very best
DeleteEveryday wedding alert. You are exposing yourself to the witches and wizards on this blog.
DeleteDon't come and tell us tmrw dt Le fiance ran away after all the wedding alert noise.
Nawa ooo!
ReplyDeleteRig is an ashewo work, I can tell from experience, kikikiki but better than nothing. Enjoy n don't nag.
ReplyDeleteWho asked u? I am sure u don't even have a man in yr life. Idiot.
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteLmao @ trojan and mimi/kiki
My friend call theirs john and Jenny
So your husband is much older than you. I suspect it is another grandpa Buhari and young Aisha marriage
ReplyDeleteHahaha...@anon
DeleteNa wa ooo, oluwa please provide me a boo, I can't wait any longer to send in my own WNB
ReplyDeleteMstchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteOk nah, I will try curved trojan one day. Jamiesss are you available, cause I know you must have curved?
ReplyDeleteBe going to xnxx.com to copy sex stories to be making BVs' penises and clits hard for nothing.
ReplyDeleteBitter frustrated Gwegw @sunshine. Be happy for others so you can marry before you reach 45
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ReplyDeleteWHAT KIND OF THING IS THIS NA? ALL I WAS SEEING WAS TROJAN ATI KIKI........ EHEN!!!
BUT DONT BE TROJANING AND KIKING HERE OH,BEFORE YOU GIVE SOMEBODY HIGH BP,,,,
KILODE????
LOL.. GOD BLESS YOUR UNION MADAM
Nice one
ReplyDeleteGod continue to bless your home
So practically every married person on this blog has reached an orgasm. But statistics say that only 30% of women will experience this. Im just wondering. . .
ReplyDeleteNo mind dem jare. They no wan talk true.
DeleteMost statistics are incorrect
DeleteWonderful,I love this,short and precise.Stella please keep up d good work.
ReplyDeleteLovely WNB
ReplyDeletePatiently waiting for mine
How do you want to marry when you are using another girls pix as your dp. What is wrong with the old true you?
DeleteWhat da fuck is wrong with you?
DeleteHe only asked a question. Kindly reply him . Thanks
DeleteLmaoo.
DeleteWho real pics epp.
Biko allow the babe to use whatever pic pleaseth her soul.
God bless your home with goodies.
ReplyDeletemama afrika are you for real every time I make love to my husband I always orgasm sometimes before him other times after him. infact it's not a big deal. you've not had sex realaxed with peace of mind that's why you're not able to reach orgasm. shuo. to reach orgasm again na new thing. babe it's an everyday thing for me o. yes I'm not hiding my id.
ReplyDeleteShe's right, most women hardly attain orgasm infact some never experience it all and tbid is because of a number of factors, for instance if tbere is no sexual attraction to your partner, or your tboughts are elsewhere during sex.. Or you have a partner like my darling James who is all talk and no action... I dont orgasm everytime i make love to my husband but when i do it's worth every second!
DeleteCocobutter u are right... When u are @ peace with the said guy u must orgasm
DeleteWell, mama afrika, I errmmm kinda sorta totally agree with u.
DeleteLol nice wedding night enjoy ur marriage💝
ReplyDeleteHow do i reach an orgasm.
ReplyDeleteI hear people talk about it nd want to xperience it.
Am a lady.
I only reach orgasm when I masturbate and can fuck for 1hr without getting tired.Hope DH will take me there someday.
DeleteIf your clit was not tampered with then heres what i think you should do.. First of all get to know your body.. Take a mirror and take a look at your clit, touch it, feel it and master it.. Second think VERY dirty thoughts during sex and teach your partner what to do with every confidence dont be shy.. Tell him what you want and show him how to do it.. Most importantly you must be attracted to him sexually or else this my sex101 lecture is in vain and trust me you are missing out on the best feeling on earth!!
DeleteIf u are @ peace with the guy,u must orgasm
DeleteIt's only your fellow woman that can make you reach orgasm...
DeleteCheck it out and thank me later...
Same here, plz I want to know. I have dated different guys and married now but I have never had an orgasm infact I have never enjoyed sex, infact I dont stay and start getting horny. I just pretend. It makes me sad.
DeleteNaaaaa.. Count me out on curved dick matter abeg... Not interested!
ReplyDeleteLol @ kiki and mimi.you try small, No wow factor.
ReplyDeleteNice and short, may your marriage continue to grow
ReplyDeleteNa so Nnewi people be @okwuka....
DeleteNice
ReplyDeleteIn other words your hubby Is an Oil worker
Nice one but short WNB
ReplyDeleteI have a curved dick, my woman doesn't allow me go too deep, once am in too deep, she will be pushing a brother out and still have her legs tied round my waist.
ReplyDeleteShe wants to destroy your destiny..Watch it Brother..Watch it...
DeleteInteresting. Enjoy your new home
ReplyDeleteNice story. God bless your home.
ReplyDeletelolss
ReplyDeleteOk o, make una carry go
ReplyDeleteGod bless your home and keep the 2 of together forever.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Orgasm is d sweetest of all. Had it anytime I have sex
ReplyDeleteCurved dick kwa?
ReplyDeleteI have slightly curved, and Wifey came near my office just now and she dey use style ask make she com collect. Used to be ashamed of it till I learnt as long as I maintain steady consistent: strokes with well calculated rythm. The curve makes her cry and I wants more. Told her not to come o, I dey for for that New Ajala and I never finish the assignments and other deadlines, plus school will soon reume #schoolfees Kai but I Horny sha and am fasting oo.
ReplyDeleteDid you just spew this?
DeleteFasting and still commenting thrash?
Brother,Set your priorities right!!
Curved dicks are really good. Had my best sex so far while dating my ex who had curved Dick. Provided d dude knows how to us it well to prevent stories that touch the womb. But then sex is sweet with d curves.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how single ladies cope after reading wnb... Çhei!!!! Its tym I learn how play first move with hubby oooo, but until then I ve to go put on my g-string right now, so that I will reset his brain to d f****k me mode. I can't cum n kill myself
ReplyDeleteEbira guys have the biggest dicks! They last very long in bed.Quote me anywhere.
ReplyDeleteLol.... Curved dick
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