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Thursday, August 04, 2016

This Is What it Means To Be A Nigerian..

Hehehehehe,I am sure you will agree and identify with some of these...lol






































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71 comments:

  1. Miss Ess4 August 2016 at 13:31

    Na me be number one lol

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    1. Emjay4 August 2016 at 13:55

      Funny.

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    2. Unknown4 August 2016 at 14:30

      I can see
      Galore
      Krix and kelvin

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    3. Kelvin Dat Edo Boi4 August 2016 at 15:33

      I see u too baby come gimme otele pyess biko 😛😚

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )

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    4. Oby O4 August 2016 at 15:56

      The one about your mum giving you that look is dedicated to my mum.. She's an expert at it.. I remember the beating that will follow when you get home or the visitor leaves.. Hahahaha all these memes are on point!

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    5. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 17:48

      Chai....my mama beat me ehhh!
      I almost died....anytime popsie wanted to travel....hmmmm.....see me begging him to take me along before the woman kills me.
      Naija mothers !

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  2. Adadioramma4 August 2016 at 13:31

    So hillarous

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  3. GALORE4 August 2016 at 13:32

    Lol



    I love my country




    @Galore

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    1. J.Ice4 August 2016 at 14:22

      Choi!
      Lollll
      Especialy d one ur mum wud look at u in silence and only u both know d meaning...

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  4. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)4 August 2016 at 13:36

    Hahahahhahah

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  5. STARRY LARRY4 August 2016 at 13:38

    Waoooooo, this is so true, I can relate to it. Why you go even tell my mum say you see cat for dream? Everlasting marathon prayer niyen




    *Larry was here*

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  6. Unknown4 August 2016 at 13:39

    so true

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  7. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 13:41

    Can't stop laughing.

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  8. Unknown4 August 2016 at 13:43

    Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂..but naija sha is a great country or is it because am a Nigerian ..

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  9. JayEm "Agrodolce"...the Nigerian-Italian-Australian experience.4 August 2016 at 13:44

    Abeg na night we dey here, make my neighbour nor think say I don mad finish.

    Very funny.

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  10. Woman of Substance4 August 2016 at 13:45

    I can relate. So so funny

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  11. Woman of Substance4 August 2016 at 13:46

    I can relate. So funny.

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  12. Chidinma Grace4 August 2016 at 13:46

    Hahahahaa! Naija I hail una o

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  13. PLATINUM4 August 2016 at 13:46

    Hahaha the part wer the teachers r invigilating an examination is so funny

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    1. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 14:31

      Lmfao...it got me laughing hard

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  14. Unknown4 August 2016 at 13:47

    Is that how you will behave in your husbands house. Kikikiki that's my mum ohhhh. Choi!

    When your biscuits fall they tell you to leave it for Satan. Lol so true

    When we have light for 20hrs a day straight I would be scared because I know if they take the light we won't see it for a long time. Kikikiki PHED I hail

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    1. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 17:50

      See me even telling me 1yr old daughter....oya close ur legs....Is dis how u'll be opening ur legs in ur husband's house??
      Naija mothers!

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    2. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)4 August 2016 at 18:29

      PHCN has improved on light distribution. The days of chilled room is back. I like.

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    3. Unknown4 August 2016 at 19:42

      XP it's very bad here in pH, getting worst by the day.

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    4. Anonymous5 August 2016 at 06:50

      What part of PH cause we have light 24/7?

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  15. Unknown4 August 2016 at 13:48

    Hahhahaha can't stop laughting...dats Nigeria life for you

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  16. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 13:48

    LMAO.... Had to go through it over again. Proud to be Naija

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  17. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 13:51

    The negotiation of goods from #1,000 to #200, is so my mum, go begin to pity for the seller.

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  18. Dolly4 August 2016 at 13:51

    The one that got me laughing was the part where mummy's negotiates something of 1000 to 200. And you just pity the person selling the stuff. HahHahahHahHhHhHs lauging in chinese

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  19. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 13:51

    Hahahaha

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  20. Barr. Oma4 August 2016 at 13:53

    So Nigerian

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  21. Unknown4 August 2016 at 13:55

    Interesting

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  22. excited courtesy4 August 2016 at 13:56

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  23. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 August 2016 at 14:00

    Kikiki

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  24. Queen Realtor��‍♀️ Call me for your verified lands.4 August 2016 at 14:02

    Kikikikikiki every parent and been top of their class😉

    That cat own eeh, if you said you had sex in the dream, it's 3days fasting and prayer followed by serious deliverance😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  25. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 14:12

    Stella you know how to put a smile on someone's face sha. Was laughing hard.

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  26. Jasmine4 August 2016 at 14:13

    Hahahahahaha! So true! Our mothers are the best!

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  27. Dewdrop4 August 2016 at 14:13

    The light part eh! So true. I will just be on edge thru out till they take the light.

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    1. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 17:51

      Asin ehh, dat country can curse temporal madness for person....tufiakwa

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  28. Unknown4 August 2016 at 14:14

    This is so funny.

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  29. Amanda favour4 August 2016 at 14:14

    LMAO 😁
    So true

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  30. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER4 August 2016 at 14:15

    Hahahahahaha,nice one. Nigeria mylovely country.

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  31. Moncoeur's behbeh4 August 2016 at 14:15

    Leave it for the devil, chisos Naija mothers are the bestest.

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  32. Stella Maris baby4 August 2016 at 14:15

    Lolz
    Very funny

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  33. Iphie dearie4 August 2016 at 14:16

    Chai! That haggling part in the market...I give it to my momma!

    LMAO@i am not understanding. Hehehehehhehehehhehehe

    That horrible look on Patience's face na my father.

    Nixe and Nike. Hohohohohohoohohohoho
    And they never understood the painnnnnn we felt wearing that sandals Aba boys named "Guchi" with purple and yellow thread.
    My mom would say. Iphie owu ofu ihe ahu...I tried not to be ungrateful.

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  34. Ice Queen4 August 2016 at 14:18

    When you have light for long uou will scared so true.
    The dream part so true
    Biscuits for the devil Lmao

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  35. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)4 August 2016 at 14:23

    Naija I hail

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  36. Jonny BraVo4 August 2016 at 14:27

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    1. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 15:52

      Stella will soon take care of you and dis rubbish below so I will not be mad for long.

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  37. SuperMom4 August 2016 at 14:29

    Lol. true

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  38. ChyAdaJesus4 August 2016 at 14:35

    The light own is soo me 😂😂😃😄😐😅. Even right now I am afraid. We 've been having steady light some time now.

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  39. Unknown4 August 2016 at 14:37

    Nigerians are talented.

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  40. Yori Yori Princess4 August 2016 at 14:43

    Chai when your buiscuit fall for ground them go tell you to leave am say Devil don chop am. Kai na for primary and secondary school, when i manage get 10k from papa hand ooo. that thing they vex me seriously.

    I tell them if devil eat am, me to go eat am, shebi na my money i take buy buscuit.

    very funny

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  41. Lolly Sweet4 August 2016 at 14:59

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  42. Nwannewi4 August 2016 at 15:03

    Hahhahahaha, so so true, funny

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  43. Ufan4 August 2016 at 15:46

    This just made my day...lol.

    My mum is soo guilty of all the ones concerning mums. Whew!

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  44. Mrs. Romas4 August 2016 at 15:59

    Funny memes. How i love Nigeria and Nigerians. The way they see the fun side of everything.

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  45. Click To See My Small Breast4 August 2016 at 16:12

    i am late to this party

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  46. Yummy chick cum mummy4 August 2016 at 16:58

    Very lovely memes. No matter d condition, as a nigerian, we always try to adapt......

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  47. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 17:17

    Chai the one of dollar for rice I eat so true,somebody save me o phew

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  48. Jeni_zee 4 August 2016 at 17:26

    Hahahaaha

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  49. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 19:30

    Lol.very funny!laugh wan kill me.com buy paracetamol wey u no plan for!lhahahaha.na holy ghoost fire she for use pursue u.

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  50. Anonymous4 August 2016 at 19:31

    Lol.very funny!laugh wan kill me.com buy paracetamol wey u no plan for!lhahahaha.na holy ghoost fire she for use pursue u.

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  51. yoyo4 August 2016 at 19:35

    Devil has eating it I suffer from dat one daily

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  52. beeolah4 August 2016 at 22:13

    Relate to all lol, love my mum like kilode

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  53. Anonymous5 August 2016 at 00:02

    Hi Stella,
    Thank u for lending shoulders to the troubled to lean on. I'm just having a troubled evening and decided to send in this post. Thanks

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  54. Anonymous5 August 2016 at 09:28

    Even my parents still do the "why cant your friend come to your own house"...

    like seriously, whats now the point of wanting to go out biko..

    Then my dad will start with how his dad knew all his friends.....shey my friends parents should not know their own child's friend too????

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