Thursday, August 04, 2016
The Official Girlfriend Application Form
Not a bad idea....if she fills out the form and there are some contradicting stuff later,you just pull out the form and say...''YOU LIED!''
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ReplyDeleteTshewwww. How about a boyfriend application form. Abi na only girls get wahala? Na their own worst pass. Most average guys already have a body count of 30.
DeleteThat"do u cook"part got me😂😂😂
DeleteI didn't see "do you pray for atleast one hour?".
DeleteRubbish. If you already have second thoughts why bother in the first place.
ReplyDeleteYinmu
ReplyDeleteHehehehe, i think i liked this.
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Werey tinz
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteSee what they have reduced women to...
Wait oh!
ReplyDeleteMy Naija Babes wont fill this one lailai
Paper signing and Taking Oath is almost the same thing.
Are you the same person as seyi Malumi?
Deletelol...
ReplyDeleteLol @no 1 question
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Where is the official boyfriend application form?
ReplyDeleteLolz.I believe in equity so where is the form for guys?
ReplyDeleteinteresting,ganna have husband application form...if u re not good to go u fall out(rich dude only)....who no like better thing..*SMILES*
ReplyDeleteOriegwu
ReplyDeleteLost world
ReplyDeletefunny. stella do for brokeass guys
ReplyDeleteGreat idea!
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteWhy girlfriend form?
ReplyDeleteAre they that desperate?
"Do you have a history of mental illness"?...OMG....you must be kidding me....
Wettin you expect make she write? YES ABBI?
MTCHEWWWW
@Galore
Lol
ReplyDeleteDem for put this one
ReplyDelete"As a young lady,have you slept with or have sexual fantasy about a gurl like you before?
This Application form is all shades of "nonsense and ingredients" mbok.
@Galore
This is not funny. Women will always be women. They will lie from number 1 to number 29.
ReplyDeleteLol
Delete@Tony tonero
@Prinkles don make you hate women sotay like this?
@Galore
that's very interesting, husband application form available if u re not wealthy u fall out..*smiles*
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of Sheldon Cooper... You go fear bf/gf agreement naa
ReplyDeleteThis form is from whom to whom....
ReplyDeleteWhere is the official boyfriend application form..
LOL...... Am adding number 30. Can you pray for one hour non stop ?.
ReplyDeleteYou go fear questions
Adding question 31
DeleteCan she cook Edikanikong soup?😄....So I don't have to look for "Edible "bitch" catering
Woman don suffer...Mabasi.
@Galore
@Galore
Yimu!
ReplyDeleteKevin dat edo boy's form wld be;
Age (not more dan 35)
Bwest size (agbalumo size, orange, watermelon etc)
Bwest softness (firm, hard, soft, oversoft)
Otele size (small, wide, extra wide, express road)
James version
Age (not more dan 35)
Toto hygiene (clean, bushy, smelly)
Ex bf strength in bed (very weak, weak, try small) nobody strong reach am
Gbenshing ability (lie der,hang leg for window, cross leg like mermaid, kamasultra)
😆😆
#PAM 👄 #
LMAO
DeleteU forgot to add
Are you tall,slim and beautiful...hahahaha
Haahaahahhhahahah!!! Crazzzzy someborri!
DeleteInukwa
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteJames n kelvin's requirements would be completely different from this one.
ReplyDeleteJames:R u fat?
R u dir
Kelvin: how often do u require ur bwest pweesed?
Size of bwest (B cupped, C cupped, D cupped, E cupped, F cupped, if ur cup isnt listed specify cup) lol
James n kelvin's requirements would be completely different from this one.
ReplyDeleteJames:R u fat?
R u dir
Kelvin: how often do u require ur bwest pweesed?
Size of bwest (B cupped, C cupped, D cupped, E cupped, F cupped, if ur cup isnt listed specify cup) lol
Hahahahahahaha!!! Umunwanyi atagbugo nwe fa na afufu na uwa. Inukwa nu!
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ReplyDeleteWe don't do this shit here. Behave yourself, smallie or Stella will deal with you!
DeleteReal nonsense! May God see this generation through.
ReplyDeleteMost married women have cheated on their husbands one way or another, at one time or another. Even if it is the former boyfriend calling you at night and you giggling silly at his sexual innuendos. Or is it the time you were sexting with a guy you met at the mall. OR was it the time some guy was screwing your brains out when your husband thought you went to visit a friend? Maybe the time your colleague at the office palmed your ass and you allowed him feel up your skirt? Or the many flirtations that you justify by saying it makes you feel sexy? The list is endless. I really pity men. If they only knew......
ReplyDeletePity yourself and your evil mind. Just cos the women in your family cheat doesn't mean it's a worldwide phenomenon.
DeleteEnd time form
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Dr Sheldon Cooper's girlfriend agreement 😂😂😂 #TBBT
ReplyDelete