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Saturday, August 13, 2016
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LMAO....
ReplyDeleteI even laughed my broken heart away!
DeleteThe Edo girl got me in stitches.
DeleteHahahahahahaha.
Short and very funny.
Laughed small.. esp the one of spreading paent and bra on first visit lol
ReplyDeleteLol. Good Morning family, I wish us a fruitful and successful day as we go out today.
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteLMAO 😁 @ when you're talking about someone but you don't want to point at the person,chai!!!! I do that a lot
ReplyDeleteThat rat eeh,you deserve more than that sef
U just destroyed almost 40k Na wah oh!!!!LOL 😁
Buy ogbono on ur way coming is my bf speciality,smh ...he will always ask me to buy soup things sha nii
ReplyDeleteAnd the day wey I no go buy soup things I must buy am apple
Smh
I hope he is giving you money for it, dont go and be feeding a grown man.
DeleteEat d food don't be d food
DeleteBVs, I caught my dad with one babe on Tuesday, clean babe in the action. Even me self no go mind fuck the babe.
ReplyDeleteThis man gives us small money and spends huge on babes outside but my mum doesn't know. Now conscience de worry am well well. That same evening, he transferred N50k to my account and this na man way never give me N10k before. Say make I use the money chill out.
As I see the money, the devil come de tempt me say make I turn my old man to ATM.
I have been buying nice things for my mum lately and she us surprised about the source of my money, not knowing na d money way she supposed de chop from her husband. Took her out to one eatery yesterday and you need to see the joy on my mom's face saying she doesn't know when last her husband ( father) treated her out.
Immediately she said it, the thing come pain me well well, so I want turn my papa to ATM. I don't plan telling my mum cos I don't want her to know about my dad's activities, its not worth it, but I need the money regularly..
Pls, am I being harsh or I should just forget it?
My dear pls turn ur father to an ATM machine biko
DeleteUse the money to take care of urself and ur mum
In fact take pictures seff in case he wants to form badoo
Yes you are! Harsh and stupid, think of better things to do with ur life and put ur dad in prayers too
DeleteRide on
DeleteYour mum deserves to enjoy
U better turn him to ATM sharp sharp.Why are u feeling guilty? Is d money not ur father's money? Ur father's money is ur money..Since he is stingy to u guys,use dis opportunity to milk him dry..
DeleteNever tell ur mom what u saw..Keep it to urself for now and enjoy ur new found ATM machine.
You're not been harsh. Please he is your father and you are his responsibility. Take as much as possible and take care of your mum. Your dad is heartless...no offence
DeleteLolz.
DeleteDo small den forgive and forget
DeleteGuy you are on the right track! Milk him!
DeleteUse him to make your mama happy. You ain't being harsh you are helping him do what he couldn't do. Be smart about it. Tell him to put you on a monthly allowance. Else you will spill. Then use the money to make you mom a happy mother. She go dey fire better prayer for you to prosper that way you are winning on both sides.
DeleteNo dear. U are not being harsh. Abeg enjoy the good things of life. And it's a good thing u didn't tell your mom about he'd cheating husband. Said he'd that heart break. What she doesn't know won't kill her.
DeleteSince ur dad is stingy to u guys,use this opportunity well and spoil ur mum abeg...d smile on ur mum's face will remove d guilt from ur conscience abeg..
DeleteContinue! Your mum deserves it. The joy on her face when you did those things is enough answer. Brava!!
DeleteMen and cheating... Dem curse dem??? Abeg dnt tell ur mom,it will break her hrt and might cause many things u self will not be able to handle.It just pain me dat ur dad didn't put his family first. Let ur dad continue to pay and use d money to take care of ur mum and I think u shld probably talk to ur dad, even if he wants to cheat, his family shld be his No1 in all ramifications. My 2cents.
DeleteHarsh? Not at all my dear. Chop the money dey go abeg. It's your momma's allowance that has been going to em hoes all this time. Nonsense. I like the fact that you didn't tell your mom. Just drop subtle hints about protecting herself from STD's and you're good to go.
DeleteI'm just wondering where you caught them. In your parents home I guess. That your father sha... Smh.
Please keep collecting the money but I would have loved you confront him and tell him to start using protection on your mom.
DeleteCarry Go!!. You are a good and wise child.
DeleteUse him as an AT to satisfy your mum
DeleteConfirmed ATM, you need to start withdrawing like weekly in huge amounts.
DeleteBiko turn him to ATM machine, the one wey dey commit clean 1000 notes. But as someone said be wise about it, confront him and let him agree to be giving u at least 50k every month as allawee so u can take care of your mother. No dull o
DeleteU aren't hash pls
DeleteCollect as many as u can
Send him anno text to go n test for STD or lie that u were passing through an health care n u saw someone that looks like one of his babe, n that place na for people wey want confirm if dey have Virus, just something to wake him up about his health, if he is clean advice him on Protection
Abeg dey collect d money dey go but don't mis use d money
Your Father's money is yours Gbam!!!!!!
Yes ke, milk him.
DeleteHe's supposed to be your atm anyway.
Anon 11:44ur mouth is like d 1st girl pointing with her mouth. Help in the. Prayers u can stand in for him.
DeleteHehehehehehee, u go chop bread tire.
ReplyDeleteNa to sell the bread sure pass.
Deleteyea i did...lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO @The guy that bought bread.
ReplyDeleteWalahi Stella I rily laffed...gudmornin family...hope u all Mised me
ReplyDelete😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂. Mo fe lowo ju daddy mi with that horrible CGPA??Lol
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteSmiles
ReplyDeleteLOL..
ReplyDelete**Som Baby**
Funny lol.
ReplyDeleteVery Funny. Can't stop Laughing.
ReplyDeleteHuh
ReplyDeleteHahahhhahhahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteThat ATM own is Soo true😂And ur heart Wil just do one "kpam" And when I remember I have to go inside and report what just transpired and all that,I just silently curse D machine.
When she visits for the first time and starts hanging pants and bra all over ur bathroom.
Correct Momma😂Eat the food and don't be the food!
LMAO @ The scariest part of getting married is that everyone now knows you are having sex. Hahahhahahahaha dat was Soo me then. And also with my first pregnancy. Sometimes,I used to think "Now they know what I do behind closed doors" Then I Wil giggle and burst into Laughter. LMAO
Hahahahahaha. Even me, especially when I catch people looking at me and my belle, instead of facing the person, I will turn towards the side. Chai, memories...
DeleteHahahhaha @ Ollie baby,how do U know I am a Screamer? LMAO
Delete@Nnechi,LOL. I know the feeling. Though shy but never acted it.Infact I felt one kain "powerful" and was very mischievous with the whole thing.
Howdy my boo?
@Ollie,where is my Kiss?
Hahahahah
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteSo refreshing.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteSo So Funny Especially the "I can't live with you"/ "buy ogbonno". Electronic Divorce. Turn to your neighbor. The dumb police officers that used the guys drug money to buy bread. and the atm part is sooo true.
ReplyDeleteHehehe
ReplyDeleteSo true about the hair dresser's own. I'm actually at the salon right now to loosen the hair I made in her shop yesterday, simply because the hair wasn't properly done. I got home yesterday thinking that I could manage it only for my friends to tell me that the hair is scary and not fine at all. So I intend losing and making another hair today. My dear, the pains no be here ooo. See headache...
ReplyDeleteAnon 08:21----You better not tell your mom and use your father as her personal ATM. Ask her what she wants and collect the money from the man for it. She would bless you on top of it so you don't lose either way
ReplyDeleteFunny small. Lols
ReplyDeleteSmiles.
ReplyDeleteAm so sending this last one to desmond's elder bro,lmao.
ReplyDeleteFirst time to comment...thank you Stella for this post, I actually laughed in the mist of my tears. Married for a year plus and battling to get pregnant...cried all through last night..couldn't even go for church training this morning because of sadness but I actually smiled then laughed when I saw this post. God is involved in my case
ReplyDeleteIt's well dear.
DeleteJust go to hospital to find out what the problem is
Don't listen to people telling u it's too early that u shouldn't bother
The earlier the better.
God will answer us.
God will do it soon just keep praising Him and please relax.
DeleteNot only should you use him as ATM, turn him to a Bank where you can have more than enough. Men sha!
ReplyDeleteLols
ReplyDeleteThanks Stella! Had a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteEwu! Yeah. First to comment as usual. I love you Stella. Muah. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
ReplyDeleteSOme fathers are so stingy to their wives. Start collecting and if he isn't responding, threaten him wella. As you collect, start saving o.
ReplyDeletelol@ First night
@Edo girls
You did north west my time at all.
ReplyDeleteNa to your bread seller be that.
Eat the food, don't be the food. Great line. Hahaha haha
LOL!
ReplyDeleteVote SDK for Best Blogger of the Year!
http://www.podiumawards.org/VOTENOW-PAGE/
The Edo girl got me
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...lol in jenifa's voice
ReplyDeleteI laugh scatter,so funny,wow!welcome Stella!
ReplyDeleteSnM bvns eat the food don't be the food...
ReplyDeleteyimu
ReplyDeleteBetter do it. Come let's plan our next action on how to get more cash from him. Let me teach u.
ReplyDelete