Monday In House News.

How una dey?As soon as I post this,I will............*Never mind*..lol

TAKE A SEAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY!!!

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WORD FOR TODAY

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TAILORS AND JOINERS NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT

Competent Tailors and joiners who are willing to work with fashion designers on our network and are resident in the following area s in Lagos are needed.

a, Ketu

b, Ojodu berger

c, ogba

d, Ikeja

Send your Name, Location and phone Number by SMS 'only' 08031142796  and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

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IN HOUSE TESTIMONY

This was sent in Yesterday Sunday actually.

Hi Stella. Please permit me to share my testimony this beautiful day.

I got married @age 33. By then I was already a 'gweg' according to your 'bvns' standard And no, I am not ugly. 

I am naturally beautiful with a pointed nose(not your kind of nose oooo). Lol but I was unlucky in relationships. I dated two of my christian brothers who were only interested in tasting my cookies without any commitment.

(i belong to a denomination that forbids inter denominational marriage). 

I had to cut them off painfully. The day i nearly fainted was the day a neighbour invited me to her engagement party. That my neighbour has this kind of eyes they call(half past eyes) That day, i cried and asked God how i offended him to the extent that even people with half past eyes are getting married and i was still there. 

Anyway, one faithfully day, Oluwa picked my calls. I met a guy who valued me for keep and we had a brief courtship and got married. I took in almost immediately but had a miscarriage. I didn't take in again. We tried and tried no way.I was worried because age isn't on my side and my hubby is an only son. 

The tension no be here. As if that wasn't enough, I was struck with a strange ailment that almost took my life if not that God is always God. The illness kept me in the hospital bed for almost a month. God still kept me. After being discharged, I was still placed on drugs for the next 10 months.

 There was a day my friend came to visit me and was asking for the direction to my house. I described it for her and told her to give the woman that was selling provision in front of my house her phone so that I can speak with the woman because I wasn't at home then. I spoke with the woman and begged her to allow my friend wait for me in her shop as I was on my way coming back and she accepted. Unknowing to her that I was yet to cut the phone, I overheard her asking my friend, 'shebi the woman you are looking for never born'?  I cut the phone and wondered why that question from my neighbour even after talking with her on the phone! 

Or is there no other adjective to qualify me except that child stuff? 

Anyway,  at His appointed time, I took in. The pregnancy came when I got tired and decided to leave it for God. I went to the altar and prayed, started a prayer session with my pastor and in the course of the prayer, I was advised to go back to the hospital. I went to a different hospital and after some tests, they discovered what was affecting my fertility and placed me on drugs. I took in while undergoing the treatment. I had a successful pregnancy and today I have a bouncing baby boy who is growing faster that I imagined. Praise be to God.

I am sharing this testimony to encourage others passing through such stage that delay is not denial. God's time is the best. Yesterday, I went to the altar and prayed again asking for another baby. O yes oo! 

As a gweg, time no dey again. I need them sharp sharp. God will bless every waiting womb on SDK Blog in Jesus name. Amen. 

'I am a fruitful vine'...

LMAO..so you had to include my nose size in your testimony huh?most ladies have my kind of nose during the day time they use make up to uplift it..IF YOU SEE HEM FOR HOUSE WITHOUT MAKE UP EEEH..lol

Happy for you.God will answer your prayers and bless yor next baby with my nose..AMEN.

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CHRONICLES FEEDBACK.

Stella am back again with not much of a good news.....

I hope you all remember me i am the woman Mr A" was threatening to show my hubby the video he had of me and him having sex.

I read all your advice and I thank everyone for their advice ,indeed sdkb is truly a family affair.

I did not hear anything from Mr A for some days until Tuesday evening, when I saw his call , my heart was just beating hard! 

I summoned up the courage to pick up the call , he said I should be prepared he wants to have sex with me when he is in town on Thursday, I said I had wanted to tell him my hubby has gone spiritual on me since when he came back from prison he started suspecting me that something is truly wrong with me, this ape of a man now said he has a (boka) herbalist that he normally consult that he will get back to me. 

Stella since this beast of a man slept with me am looking malnourished, I can't eat ,i am not myself, my husband is the only family I have now, I have been orphaned since 17 and just like  that this man wants to ruin my life .

I already knew for sure I couldn't tell my hubby , I went back and read again all the comment of my chronicles then I brace up for this man, I went out I looked for " black feathers of fowl, white and then egg and chalk" .

Everyone's knows if my hubby goes to mosque around 6-30pm he doesn't come out until around 9,this man says he is coming to my matrimonial home again to sleep with me and says its just sharp sharp! 

Stella I wanted more than just to kill this man as the "queen of this blog says) he said he will give my children money to buy something before they come back he is through.( already I knew this is a do or die affair).

This man came on Friday evening when my hubby was in the mosque gave my kids five hundred to buy bobo,  I had already drew chalk and charcoal on my face and on the egg, I tied the feathers on the  egg with black and red rope, he said I don't have to remove my wrapper I should just raise it up that he just want to come, I  asked him to remove his trouser, he now did , immediately I started screaming and I held his manhood, he was confused and he started begging me to keep quiet ,my good neighbour came in and called her husband They started praying for me thinking i am hypnotised and immediately they called my husband from the mosque , he was shocked! 

Mr A said he just wanted to check on my husband and my neighbour slapped him that he met him trying to wear his trouser, I now pretended as if i am back to my senses, I told them I just saw him in my house and he now asked my kids to buy bobo, I told him it was already late but he said its not far and immediately my kids went out I saw him with all these fetish items , and I don't know what happened again .

My hubby was shaking and he was begging my hubby to please forgive him that i am lying,Stella i am shocked ! 

No mention of video nothing!

He now ran away, my hubby left home and I did not see him again until yesterday evening , he asked me to leave, I was begging him, he said I should jejely go. I was crying and my kids were also crying , he said he just wants to stop seeing me for sometime.He clearly knows I have no where to go,but I left Stella with the only cloth on my body and my 1 year old daughter.

I  spent the night with a former neighbour, I don't know where to go and its unfortunate I learnt  the hard way , i am broken right now .please pray for me please, Muslim bvs should help me with prayers that I can recite around 3am.

People say money is the root of all evil but I say poverty is the root of all evil.

This is how this foolish man ruined my life, see how i am looking this morning Stella ,photo for your eyes only.

Wow,you are so pretty but the sad look in your eyes is shocking!

What do we do?how do we go from here?You slept with this man to free your man from jail and now the tables have turned,hmmmm!

Can someone please post the link of her Narrative so that others who havent read can read.

Lets keep our fingers crossed dear!

NOBODY SHOULD DROP HER NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTON LIKE LAST TIME PLEASE.IF YOU KNOW HER KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

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A BLOG VISITORS VIEW ON COMMENTS TRAILING WEDDING 

BROUHAHAS

My friend, 

I’ve been debating on if I should send this post in or not, considering the toxic comments that come from BVs, but what the hell, it’s my opinion right? And my experience. 

I've been following WNBs religiously and I have to say,  it's been intriguing hearing especially from females, their versions of their wedding night.  

So here is what I have to say about it, by the way, I’m a man so it’s my male 2 cents. 

Maybe posters conjure up what they fantasise or cull from books or porn clips, maybe they are just adept writers…or maybe not. 

However, I feel I’m living proof that that kind or level of excitement and sex is possible and real, from my experience. Let me describe the love making my Woman and I had this weekend…its almost always like this.

She came around for weekend. I took her out for dinner in this beautiful place she had been wanting to visit for a while now, it was nice and she appreciated it. We eventually headed home and after taking our baths we ended up in bed for what we had both been thinking about all evening. 

 What we usually have is love making enshrouded in some serious mind blowing f***ing, her reaction, mine also…something else. We started with foreplay, not like we timed it but say, it was about 10-15 say 20mins of foreplay- 

I kissed her all over, the curve of her back, soft bites, kisses around her navel, inner thighs, ear lobes, her neck amidst sweet talk, while gradually made my way down. She knew what I was going to do next and even before my mouth got there, she’s already so w** and pushing my head down and inside.

 The way she wriggled her waist and head, while I used my tongue to work, was next to none and as a guy, if you haven’t seen a woman clinging on to dear life while begging you to continue, curling her toes with that lost-in-pleasure expression on her face, the the big O in multiples that follow while struggling to muffle her screams of ecstasy, you haven’t started work. When she quietened down she pulled me up and into her and my own journey started…or do I say, continued cos I enjoyed every bit of going down on her. It’s was all harder and faster and faster, and when I was about getting to my Cloud 9, she had to cover my mouth with kisses cos the way the excitement touched my brain and resets my system…chai! It’s not describable in pure words.

We went at it, a few more times that night in different positions before we surrendered to sweet cuddled sleep….. 

In the morning, I woke her up with soft kisses, she gave me my morning special….and the look of satisfaction on her, that morning glow, made me feel like a chairman, for real.

The s3x was that GOOD! 

So here is what I had to do/learn over time: 

• I had to learn to pay attention, not just to her needs but every inch of her body. When we are working on each other, I pay attention to her responses and I have NEVER gone in without foreplay which sometimes is preceded by flirting all day and being all sweet and nice to her during the day. Never rushing even when I tot I would die from the suspense also. 

• It is perfect when you are in love and in a relationship or in a marriage. 

• Having a good job and a place of your own provides some form of social security and safety zone for her, a comfy place where she can feel relaxed. It’s psychological, mature and emotional. 

• And yes, it pays to woo a woman properly, treat her well and with respect, before and after. 

So that’s it for me. That’s how it happened and happens for me. Yes, possibly, the level of erotica described may not be the same as posters of the WNB but damn, I know what  they talking about and say confidently that yes, that level of “collecting” is very do-able. Credit also to their level of literal expression.  And if you have felt this way or collected this way, you must be doing something(s) right *winks*. 

I’m not saying that some commentators are having bad sex or have never felt it that way, but just that one shouldn’t be in a hurry to shut down someone’s account of an experience because it doesn’t feel or work that way for you.

 I haven’t always been awesome in bed, but I got better with time and age. Everything can be worked on, with tolerance, humility and love. 

Like I inter-alia said, this is just my 2 cents. 

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WAR ROOM ABUJA

Hi Stella,

Hope u had a great weekend! I was one of the attendees on Saturday for war room,we really had a great time,the movie,refreshment,interaction was awesome. May God continue to bless you Ngozi for taking out time impacting people's lives,God will reward u abundantly. Thank you Stella for using your platform for a great course,God bless you. 

BV Deola 

I wonder what this war room is about and how it helps....I hear you only need to watch it when the chips are down....

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FREE SKINCARE TRAINING FOR ONE BV

Hello Stella,

I want to train one Bv on organic skincare free of charge as my own little way of giving back in this month of August.  More than 35 topics in the outline. 

If this training will benefit you in anyway, please send me a message on whatsapp:08054153798.

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FINDING LOVE

Good day Stella,

Trust all is well with you and yours. I wouldn't fail to thank you for want you are doing and how your blog has helped me over the years. God bless you ma'am.

Please I am here on behalf of my eldest sister who is trying to find love.

 She is everything one would ask for in a sister, she is pretty, she is one of the nicest persons I know, I am not saying that because she is my sister but people who have met her can attest to that.

My sister is a happy person, full of life and never a dull moment around her, I can count the number of times I haven't seen a smile on her face. She is kind hearted, has the fear of God and can cook. She works and has a daughter who as sweet as her mother.

Some people would say if she is all this why doesn't she have a man, I have come to realise that this world is a very tricky place, most good people end up with the worst kind of men and vice-versa.

It doesn't mean we shouldn't keep trying to find that one who would compliment us, that's why I am doing this for her.

Please God fearing, hardworking, intelligent, exposed, handsome and caring men residing either in Nigeria or diaspora, between the ages of 40 to 60 years can contact her through the following email harmonylove86@yahoo.com.

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EMPLOYMENT POST.

I will be doing a post for those looking for jobs and those having jobs to offer in this week.No day fixed yet but i am looking at Thursday/Friday...I am busy with buying school books and stuff cos the holidays will be over soon.

Lets see how it goes.

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SIGNING OUT...