Dont men have wedding night stories to tell?I dont understand why men cannot keep memories like women can....I double dare the men reading this WNB to send in theirs...ah ah!
STORY 23
My wedding night stories will be in two parts.
Before my husband and I got married we both had been celibate, me 5 years, him about 10 years. In reality he had been with just two women and only had sex 3 times. Early on in our relationship I suspected he was a virgin and when I saw the direction our relationship was heading I decided to let him know I had been in previous relationship with other men and I had sex with them.
Well I mentioned two of them and maybe it was selective amnesia or whatever but I forgot to mention two. Bottom line I wanted him to know I wasn't a virgin but I felt it would be unfair to him to marry me a non virgin if he was a virgin, I felt he deserved better after holding out for so long or at very least be aware of the situation.
After I told him my story, he paused a while and then he told me he loved me for the first time. He told me he was quite inexperienced sexually but he'd had it 3 times( relief is an understatement) and he throughout regretted it (born again tins).
So we decided to wait o.
Before we had our traditional marriage he came with his family and did introduction even paid my bride price. I remember his mum making a joke about them purchasing a snack for their son's penis, everyone knows he has not been getting any. Technically we were married so we started kissing and touching and doing all that stuff but never collected.
However, on the night of our trad we decided to collect, wetin remain kwanu. he had somehow gotten good at making me come by following instructions carefully, I'd also do same for him but he wanted to have sex I guess I wanted it too. When we eventually got to it my lady part was so tight, he'd go in half way I'd wince in pain, he'd stop say sorry sorry and we start all over again.
I don't even remember feeling this kind of pain when I lost my virginity. I had been doing kegels though not religiously but whenever I remember I'd just do it, I guess that was part of it. We eventually collected on top all my pain I was glad when it ended after few seconds more like 2 or 3 thrusts. I was like no biggie we'll get better.
Mind that all these was in preparation for my white wedding night, I was determined to have a memorable and mind blowing collection on the D day.
We continued collecting till two months before our wedding we decided not to prevent and two weeks later I missed my period.
God was gracious to me, no member of my family knew I was pregnant not even my mum, I tried to carry on as usual even though I was dealing with all the first trimester wahala, luckily no vomiting . At this point my husband no wan come collect again o.
On our wedding night however, I saw a part of my husband that I hadn't seen before. As soon as we got to our hotel room his boy just started poking out of his pants. All along na me dey spoil am, dey even beg am. We got in the shower, let me not get into what happened there, always had a shower fantasy.
We collected and it was damn good for both of us I even made animalistic noises. Have been making them ever since, must be the pregnancy hormones. After wards we watched a little TV, argued about some wedding disagreements and cuddled each other. We woke in the middle of the night and had another go at it. The sex is still not perfect, sometimes my boy will just last a few minutes more like 1 or 2 but he compensates in other ways and is getting better, I even have to beg him to stop these days sef, he said he is learning the tricks, I said kudos.
During my pregnancy I had a little discovery though- viz.: pregnancy sex is the business!!, you haven't experienced anything if you have not tried it.
Point is I wanted to my wedding night to be memorable, simply put I wanted to have good sex, not trying to find the hole and fumbling but doing it and doing it good but my husband was well, a semi virgin so I took my time to teach him and it paid off in the end.
*I wonder how men who are Virgins find their way inside for the first time...LOL
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STORY 24
hello Stella hope you are good
I was already six months pregnant when i got married, my wedding was a typical Yoruba wedding with all the dancing and spraying and Stella we were broke.
I kept using side eyes to see higher denominations being sprayed, there was this my husband's friend that kept spaying dollars oh I kept calculating how I'll change and spend.
After the wedding we want to the hotel, on getting there I kept calling my sis that picked our money to hook me up and drop it she wasn't picking because they were at the after party, hubby said i should just relax so he took me into the bathroom and gave me a very nice hot shower.
When I got back to lie down on the bed he had his shower too and came out and started touching and smooching and i was like oga so you still want to top it up ni? please theres no need lets go to the after party o cos me I want to collect my money.
We went there o and pretended we just came to party we were there till 2am. When we got back I slept till 1pm the following day as I was waking up hubby already ordered food as I finished eating like this hubby collected all the collectables in my body, he collected so tey and just finished collecting when labor started few months after and we never get tired of each other.
LOL....you guys did it until the very end?....RESPECT!!!
Thank God for you and you will never get tired of each other by his grace
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Na everybody dey go hotel after wedding,hmmm make una dey form o,even those that went back home they claim hotel things after weddin.*strollsaway*
DeleteHmmm can't wait for my virgin husband. 😆
DeleteHuh today,s wedding night is just der.
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DeleteCan't wait for my virgin husband.
@Galore
goodluck to both of you all
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed these...lovely stories!
ReplyDeleteHehehe I've always known Yoruba girls are freaky to the end! 😃😃
ReplyDeleteGod bless both your marriages' '
ReplyDeleteInteresting stories. God bless your marriages. I really missed WNB yesterday. Please keep them stories coming.
ReplyDeleteWedding night/celibacy brouhaha should be the title... not interesting... I mean today's own.
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ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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All i knw and sure of is that i want to FUCK ryt this fucking minute.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Just wank yourself and rest
DeleteNot bad.
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Ok
ReplyDeleteTechnical fagins..
ReplyDeleteSpiritual fagins..
Psychological fagins..
It is well.
Will be back..
I love both stories.
ReplyDeleteposter 23 weldone, good job.
ReplyDeleteNice stories!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, good there was no celibate till marriage today except for the inexperienced virgin dude. No premarital sex is a scam and only fools falls for it. A guy who accedes to no premarital sex got no business being in a relationship in the first instance. What's the essence of a relationship without collecting? Companionship? Oh puhleaseee. I've enough companion in my mum and immediate relatives.
DeleteThe moment a relationship is ensued, collecting is the next thing. If you don't want please stay off dating than deceive guys, like Mr. Allen was played by his 'mermaid' bride. I no fit shout abeg o.
London Playboy, people do practice celibacy for real with their partners. Not everybody is a pretender or has a bad ulterior motive. It's so much easier to see clearly the kind of person you're in a relationship with when sex is not involved. Sex clouds judgement and it's always too late after marriage when you finally see what you settled for.
DeleteWow poster 2 I love your continous collection!
ReplyDeletePoster 1 nice one
STORY 24 WELDONE WITH COLLECTING ALL THE COLLECTABLES.
ReplyDeleteWow. I love love stories. Stella send us your own WNB. let's cast a vote for this. those in support should say yes, those against should say nay. and if the ayes have it Stella will have to send her own WNB.
ReplyDeleteSeconded.
DeleteYay
DeleteWhen Stella first made reference to starting this post, she wrote "I've been seeing comments about starting a post to talk about wedding night. You mean you people would be ready to talk about what happened on your wedding night? Wow"
DeleteYou see, she was simultaneously appalled and excited. Appalled because she couldn't do something like that and excited because she needs it for her blog.
Coco, perish this notion already, I like stella with a bit of mystery. Let those who likes to write to the world about theirs, write.
Miss Jacobs.
YES YES YES
DeleteFunny stories
ReplyDeleteI wonder how virgin me do it too, plz we wan do amebo. Virgin men, make una come gist us abeg lool
Madam two this ya story gbara my ghari oo lol
All the same, God bless una homes and may your marriages last till eternity.
Hmmmm after collecting all the prickables una go dey form celibate,na waoh
ReplyDeleteLol @story 2.
ReplyDelete@poster one... I was my boyf's first and my story s close to yours. Lol. Saving himself for marriage and all dat until he met me sha tho he still feels bad abt it (born-again tins).
ReplyDeleteHe s still learning to find d hole and i try nt to laugh so i help him. He is still scared of touching down there. I never get im time sha.
Anyways nice u both are happy. Congrats
@poster 2... Collecting till d end. U haff power o.
@poster one... I was my boyf's first and my story s close to yours. Lol. Saving himself for marriage and all dat until he met me sha tho he still feels bad abt it (born-again tins).
ReplyDeleteHe s still learning to find d hole and i try nt to laugh so i help him. He is still scared of touching down there. I never get im time sha.
Anyways nice u both are happy. Congrats
@poster 2... Collecting till d end. U haff power o.
It's a story mama
ReplyDeleteWow, this two WNB got my respect.
ReplyDeleteThe first for knowing what she wanted and working towards it (I hate ladies that form holy nweje, be yourself...ur boo will love you more for it)
And the second poster for collecting while pregnant till labour😱😱😱😱. God pls I pray for such sexual appetite, strength and a hubby to be with me collecting all the way Amen.
*pls BVs leave my prayers alone*
Exactly pray to God togive you high libido. I had s3x with hubby till my 40th week, my son had to be induced at 42nd week. My sister who has 3lovely kids called my husband and explained s3x styles during pregnancy and how it helps with the perineum. TTC baby no2, I pray for great libido when it happens
DeleteNot feeling any of the stories! Anyways, HML to the couples!
ReplyDeletePoster1- its gud ur hubby finally enjoys d sexology classes u give him
ReplyDeletePoster2- Una strong oo! I twale for Una collecting sha.. Una collect till d very end
Lol Sdk they use Halogen lamp to find their way😂😂😂.See Question o.
ReplyDeleteHalogen lamp😂😂😂 Jesu!
DeleteAll i see in this WNB is Collecting & collecting & collecting.
ReplyDeleteNice collecting all the way.
Pregnancy sex is the best sex ever!!!! Omg!
ReplyDeleteDry.
ReplyDeleteLol, nice
ReplyDeleteSex while pregnant? Could you be any less disgusting? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteI so like this blog eeh, the other day somebody was vexing say everyone story na so so celibate talk full am.
ReplyDeleteNow the style of the gist don change, so teh nobody be celibate again till marriage, hahhah, bvs una too dey form eeh
Nice stories, God bless ur homes
ReplyDeleteMAY GOD KEEP U TOGETHER FOREVER.
ReplyDelete@Anon 16:05....u say wat?! What's the yuck about sex while preggie? Educate yourself my dear. Sex induced my labour and yes I did not spend past an hour in the labour room... and oh, did I add I had it almost everyday while pregnant. Soooooo sweet
ReplyDeleteAnon 16:05, are you for real?! What's the *yuck* about sex while preggie? The best sex/love making is while pregnant and yes I can testify to that. Sex induced my labour and did not spend past an hour and half in the labour room dearie. And oh....did I add I had it almost everyday of the week while pregnant. Soooo sweeeeeet....
ReplyDeleteHad sex til my 38th week... gat such a high libido when preggy... gex twas d reason i ddnt spend mor dan an hr in d labour room aftr gettin thr wit 8cm dilatation.
ReplyDeleteI guess Stella should consider another post on Sex & Pregnancy...
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