*EYES POPPING OUT*
What did i just read? H.I.A.N!!!
Hello Stella! Good work indeed😁,I am addicted to your blog ,but my 1st time contributing.
I had zero interest when it comes to sex, I don't like remembering the experience.i was raped and dis - virgined when I was 18 by my ex brother in the lord (fire brand).
We agreed on no sex b4 marriage, but he felt insecure that I might not marry him in future cos of the number of suitors i had around me.
Yes!
All my life I have never been proposed by anyone to be girlfriend but rather to be wife. But always scared cos I know some are not real, they are carried away by my beauty. Am Biracial (mum Canadian and dad Nigerian) so he thought if he disvirgins me I would have no option than to marry him,becos I had told him how my body is just for my husband, so he decided to drug me and rape me.(story 4 another day)
Got married after 2yrs @ 20yrs to the best man every lady will ever dream of except for one thing you are about to find out.......
I was downcast on our wedding night when my husband undressed in front of me with almost 18inches ,I almost fainted!
how can I carry this thing?
At that moment my moral died and I started crying uncontrollably, feeling it might hurt more than rape,but he consoled me and swore to be gentle with me.
So he decided to blow me off my mind.so we had a warm bath,still inside the bathtub he gave me the hottest romance, kissing, sucking of breast and my VJ wow!!
In my 1st time I felt something I can't even explain,so when he noticed that he said that's the spirit and he picked me like a new born baby to a bed filled with fresh rose flowers. He then went on his knees and kissed my VJ and worked on it,at a point I was trying to stop him telling him my body wants to explode but as an old soldier he is ,he immediately stood up and reached 4 his 18inch oh my God!
I got the worst pain that was more than labour pain,even with bleeding.
To cut the long story short , I now have 5 lovely kids and i Am celebrating my 35th birthday and anniversary next week all alone with my sweet heart 😁 but still looking 25yrs evergreen and husband the most jealous human being on earth.
He is a sweet Darling but the only thing I hate about him is his 18inches. After 5kids I still get sore every time we gbensh...
Some have it all, while some have it not. Irony of life.
ReplyDeleteI don't like you. You have a biased way of thinking and it nauseates me. Stupid Igbo girl with out sense.
DeleteI refuse to be wet on a Sunday afternoon like this
DeleteDon't know, undersized and oversized d**k which one worse pass sef...
DeleteI still never understand at all
DeleteHiannnnn!
DeleteSo pple pant gho don soak ohhh.
Madam 18inch welldone, what about the guy that raped you???
Heeya sweet n sour.... 18inches, whew.
DeleteHe has snake inbetween his legs......choi,this one will just be shifting the womb
DeleteStella u n exaggeration ehn. Te me wetin dey pop ur eyes 4 here now? D rape or d 18inch long prick?
DeleteUna too like Mills and boon... all lies. I've read a similar story elsewhere
DeleteNa 8inches she wan write. I just measured 18inches now and its nkt possible because without erection you will notice it
DeleteMy boo dick is big don't know how many inches and I feel pain whenever we have sex so we decided for me to always be on top without him moving
DeleteHahahahaha
DeleteHahahaha
Hahaha...
Stella why you open eyes and mouth like that?
Na the 18inch shock you??
LOOL.....
Lies! 18inches ke. Why is he not on Guinness book of records? hiss
DeleteCan't be true. 18'??? HABA! It will come out of your ears and eyes nau. She didn't even say 14'. LIE!
DeleteFear God with these lies abeg . Ah ah. That yellow ruler is 12 inches ooo. And you are talking about 18 inches. Maybe you mean 18cm
DeleteI have seen such, until you see it you won't believe it possible. I had to disappear from the guy, mere looking at it was scary.
DeleteU got me all wet and horny...I don't mind 20inches sef....dark,slim,tall guy...average too
ReplyDeleteKukuma find horse now!!! 😃😃😃
DeleteWhat?!?
DeleteAm wat u re looking for Hun!😀😀
DeleteOya find me the horse now...Cow like you...
DeleteFake story.no man with 18 inches exists.mine is 6.5 and yet I keep complaining talk more of....!!!
DeleteMilk factory,so you commented as anon and got caught with your real id?? Who is the cow now??? 😄😄😄😄
DeleteSee hw milk factory exposed herself. From d pattern of writing you'll know it's her. Why hide under anony? Smh
DeletePoster!!!! Fear God! Fear God!! 18inches?????? Haba!
DeleteI actually took out my tape measure to have an idea of what 18 inches looks like! It is the length of my knee to the Base of my foot. That is the length of a leg! Poster!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't know what else to say.
Lmao!!! U got me cracked...
DeleteLmao!!! U got me cracked...plus I am trying to imagine how 18 inches will be ooo. 18" in sleeping position or 18" in awake position. Lolzzzz
DeleteLmao. I laughed all through the post. She obviously exaggerated the length a bit cause even if na she sin pass, God won't punish one with that kind of size and length.
DeleteOr maybe she didn't exaggerate. I dunno jare. I won't crack my brain on top another woman's husband's length and size.
If it's truly 18" then it's a disease o, I envy you not
DeleteHahahahaha I scream with you ooo. Poster!!!!
DeleteAnyways i'm sure she meant 10inches biko... definitely NOT 18inch! Like wtf
God continue to bless your home oo madam 18inch lol
I doubt she knows what 18inche is, she just exagerrated.
DeleteHahahahaha, checked my tape measure too. Hmmmm *scratches head*.
DeleteFaints* this Sunday so
DeleteIt's not possible for it to be 18" poster doesn't know what 18" is
DeleteI think 18 while arose. I must test before I marry bc I can't stand such.
DeleteHahaha 18inch is quit long na poster or have you measured the dick to know the actual length?
DeleteYou try ooo
🙈 18INCH! 😭😭😭😭
I'm still searching 4 my tape rule and hoping d poster meant 8 cos if na 18 Hmmmmmmm spit don dry 4 my mouth
DeleteBlood of Zachariah🙈
ReplyDeleteLol@blood of Zachariah...
Delete18inches??? Daaaaaamn!!! Kinda hard imagine. Wow.
ReplyDeleteI want.
Delete18 kini, I left my ex bcos of big dick, I can't stand it o,I no like sex so big one na die be that.
ReplyDeleteI go run leave the marriage o. 18inches ke.
DeleteYou use 18inches born 5kids? You try.
Waow. 18 inches?
ReplyDeleteWow, congratulations!
ReplyDeleteYour man is so jealous he made have 5 kids at 35? Is he from the east??
ReplyDeleteYeah it happens
DeleteIn 15yrs. She married at 20
DeleteNor mind poster she use style like better thing, e dey pain e dey pain she don born 5kids, but then again 15yrs and 5kids is okay
DeleteHmmm*WNB*be making single girl think since 1909
ReplyDeleteWhere are thou my future hubby?
Right here hunny, right here.
DeleteTho the mamba ain't up to 18" but at least you'll love it 😉 😉 😉
Hmm. Na load be dt one. E go dey reach ur mouth sef.
ReplyDeleteWow, 18inch you say??
ReplyDeleteThat's a fully mature plantain we're talking about here oh
Walking around with such deadly weapon sleepin in his pants....
I see why he agreed to no collection, most men that agree to that hav sumthg to hide, ure even lucky its not worse.. Erectile dysfunction wld hv been worse.
I think she exaggerated.
DeleteDeadly weapon I'm tellingyou, madam you no fit try other plantain again, cos e go just be like putting a turning stick inside a pot.
DeleteBut abeg, wetin be a normal size of an adult p***s?
*Larry was here*
Yesoo men with such big thing always say no sex before marriage 💑. I know of a friend that was victim of such in short after the sex she couldn't stand erect and she was bleeding
Delete@larry, between 5.5 & 6.5 wen aroused is normal for men. Anything lower than 5.5 & higher than 6.5 na gbege, especially considering average pussy cavity na 4inches. Many many girls prefer average dick with staying power than huge dick with pain & soreness. Am just above average, like 6.7 but annoyingly thick (covers face, no be advert o!) My babes dey complain, lost a few good girls bcos of it.
DeleteYour man is so jealous he made you have five kids? Is he from the east?
ReplyDeleteI'missed sure you mean 8 inches, it must be autocorrect. Do you know that 18inches will be up to his toes abi does he insert the tip of his kini into his shoes?
DeleteWoman...you are strong.
ReplyDeleteVery Strong..
DeleteNorthy darling lemme edit for u.
Delete"woman, u don't know how to count!"
It can never be 18 inches! Haba! That's a yellow ruler & a half!! Come on!!
18 inches because of what? Abeg park well.
ReplyDeleteAfter gleaning,it will be automatic sleeping tablet..
ReplyDelete18 inches? Really?😕😒 Kukuma kee me na
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
Re u gay or female?
DeleteBusted! Kelvin is a chic
DeleteHuh? You gay? *runs outta post*
DeleteOkay.
ReplyDeleteHahhaaa 18inches lol. Type thay will put fear of sex in you lol.
ReplyDeleteThe guy that raped you by fire brand what do you mean?? An MFM person or what? That's my church but some of those brothers can form holy pass
This is a bittersweet story; bitter at the beginning but sweet in the end.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry you were raped, Poster.
But the rest of your story made sense. Your husband sabi abeg.
Hope the men on here will learn a thing or two from your wedding night story.
Infact, men and women should read this book, "Mars and Venus in the bedroom."
No thanks required.
18inches? Lol.
God bless your home.
So I can't serve siesta cos I'm refreshing sdk blog for single and mingle????shame,shame,shame!!!
ReplyDeleteStupid and fake story told by one "nna" face-me-I-face-you girl. Canada my foot! Even my 5-year old niece wouldn't write such disjointed story.
ReplyDeleteHian ooo! 18 inches and you are complaining... Biko relax and enjoy yourself jare! You have no problem at all.. Lol
ReplyDeleteAshawo your punani don open tear finish now. That is why you see 18" dick as a joke @Oby O. Yeye woman
DeleteHello Milk Factory the irony of the matter is that your name depicts the cow in you.... Hahaha... Im jn a good mood today i dont have time for you...
DeleteLoool, nice one...be announcing 18inches ooo, you hear?? let all this horngry Bv's come and discover him where you have kept him...Meanwhile I hope that your brother in christ suffers forever
ReplyDeleteAbout the rape...M so sorry hun. Regarding your 18", Enjoy it hun. Its yours....lol
ReplyDeleteMadam, ur horseband 's something is the same size with my own. I think he doesn't know how to use it. That's why you get u get sore everything you do it. I don't think your thing will be sore if I work on ur body and ur something become wet and slippery pass Ogbono soup.
ReplyDeleteOfficial you're mentally sick.
DeleteMy man
DeleteWaste of clay
DeleteOmg!!! Hahahaha.... Funny u!!! Waste of clay...how did u even come up wt such....
DeleteCall a human being whatever but not a waste of clay. God never makes mistakes in creating people.Cheers
DeleteNice one Ehlarh, good words.
DeletePS, u're pretty!
Ehlarh biko shut up..Are u James?abi u
DeleteJst seeking fr notice? Life is nt dat serious..James talks rubbish nd ppl kal him names so mechipu gi onu nd stop taking tins so serious
Everything here na religion
Delete18 inches? On a man? Ha.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry about the rape,I'm glad you found a good man that loves u,keep enjoying him ojare
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteAn interestingly sweet story with a twist...18inches is no joke!! Choi!!
Na wa o 18 inches??? Oh lawd!
ReplyDeleteAwwww I can relate with u dear, I hate big and long rod too becos it will end in tears and bruises so I don't try it oh. Dear future hubby pls I want moderate rod pls to avoid cry cry baby becos I can cry for africa.
ReplyDeleteLmao,chai!!! What some people are looking for? Good for you sha.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm!!!!?
ReplyDeleteWow!
ReplyDelete18inches? #faints#
Ooooo lala lala,thats do much to deal with with @ 18inch
ReplyDeleteWhere's queen and boss of this blog? Shediot be waiting for single and mingle like tomorrow no dey...she no comment now ooo....famzing bitch.I will soon leak all ur dirty secrets soon just waiting for ur cup to be full.I know u well cos I saw u once commenting with that blog ID..
ReplyDeleteAnd If you leak her secret.after doing that what next? Ezi ohia.
DeleteCommon get lost!!!!
Biko Shut it! Noisemaker!
DeleteWhat has she done,famz your own back nawa for una oo. Bitter soul.
DeleteIf you knew her secret, you would have told us since... You wouldn't wait for her cup to full..
Delete18inches...stop exaggerating girl, my man is 9 and I cry everytime or get sore. Nobody can stand 18inches biko. No one has 18inches!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you are happily married.
MISS Jacobs.
@anon 13:56 The poster is a foolish bloody liar
DeleteYes she lied.
DeleteMore strength to carry on. I can't shout
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? 18 inches?
ReplyDeleteThat's the height of Osita Iheme!...
He can tie his dick round your neck and strangle you with it one day......or maybe you can use productively as skipping rope.
Skipping rope.... Lmao.
DeleteThis really cracked me up😅😅😅😅
Delete18 inches kwa?
ReplyDeleteNa horse him be??
Your sorry sha make sense,God bless your home.
Poster, are you sure you are not making any mistakes? I think your husband's dick is actually 36 inches not 18.
ReplyDeleteShameless woman
18 inches hmm make I hear it seems you are actually saying 18cm which means 7inches OK if you use your ruler you'd know that 12inches is the highest in a ruler so madam go check am again cus 18inches can't stand erect and if it does then your husband must be as giant as a horse standing on its hind legs or him go get heart problem cus na blood na im full there they make the tin dey stand besides na horse own length be Dat
ReplyDeleteWait ooo madam
ReplyDeleteYou mean you measured his long thing (in James' voice) and it was 18inches?
Maybe this poster wanted to type 8inches
ReplyDeleteI just measured 18inches now. No 'D' can be that long even after erection.
Congrats dear. But dis
ReplyDelete18 inchs....... Eeh. Me I fear oooo
One of the razzest, most irritating words 'gbensh'.
ReplyDeleteMy skin literally crawls when I read that word.
Greatful that it's only this blog that I come across this word. Awfully irritating and crass.
Oya use "Collect" na.
DeleteThank you my dear. Very awfully irritating and and crass indeed. I'd rather use the word 'fuck'.
DeleteAnon 14 :33 Are you sure you finish primary school at all?
DeleteGrateful indeed.
Ummmmmmm,nice one. 18" side eyes*
ReplyDeleteIt depends on how to use it. 😀
ReplyDeletePoster I envy u die o. My husband of 5 years with 1 inch dick don't even know how to treat a woman in bed. He is a 1 min man gush how annoying. All he knows is just to finger and touch bobi d next thing he is in and out. Kiss he won't. Romance he won't and to think he keeps embarrassing me by chasing women around like a cock on heat baffles me. I just imagine how his numerous girls feel during sex.i wish I can cheat on him. I wish I can get satisfaction elsewhere. I wish I can be hugged and told sweet things just.
ReplyDeletePlease any bv who can advice me? Or can someone just tell me how to relieve dis sexual tension in me? I just feel like exploding. I am sex stared badly.
Get a Dildo like The general's wife biko lol
DeleteGet a Dildo like The general's wife biko lol
DeleteHe's embarassing you by showing all them side chicks the small size you settled for abi?? Awwhhh *hugs*
DeleteGet a dildo na.
He's really embarrassing you,and everyone will now know his something is like small crayon, sorry my love,the Lord is your muscle.
DeleteI have an 8inch dildo for sale, got it from US, mail me or drop your number
Delete18 Gini?
ReplyDeleteDo you really have to tell us that you are are biracial? SHUT UP. You are a nigerian woman.
ReplyDeleteY u dey beef am now.....chai, she was trying to tell u y she is so beautiful. Na only that one to carry commot for everything wey she talk
Delete18 inches??? Jeez... Even 11 inches na punishment for me. How does he pack it biko? It s well o
ReplyDeleteI8 inches better for me,I might even prefer bigger ones
ReplyDeleteI know what you thinking, right size for you to suck
DeleteShould I say God forbid bad prick?
ReplyDeleteHmmm poster, the day boo decided to show me his 10 inches with a side curve I almost screamed my guts out. And then he was like he wants to grow it to 12 inches, Im still begging him not to. I'm petite and I wonder how I'll handle a 12-inch d**k. He's agreed that he'll grow to 11 inches instead and still I'm wondering how I'll cope. But 18 muthafucking inches, faints...
ReplyDeleteEerrr what do you mean by 'grow' it??? Where they do that at? Na farm?
DeleteGrow it? Is it a plant that he is growing it? Can a grown man grow a grown dick again?
DeleteHe will grow it?? Is it a plant??
DeleteNa hair wey them de grow??
DeleteHow is that even possible?
Na with fertilizer and plenty rain e dey take grow
DeleteNa with fertilizer and plenty rain e dey take grow
DeleteLol at the replies!
DeleteObara Emma, this one na Mandigo of the highest order choi, Sis u are blessed btw happy birthday to u llnp
ReplyDeleteMandigo is not even 18.
DeleteBlessed how? With pains all the time?
DeleteLol @anon Mandigo get diff grades na, @omasiri ogololgo amu rijuru afo is the in thing biko . it is called sweet pain yimu
DeleteHehe 18inches Hahahaha. By the way, why did my mind just go to Caroline Danjuma.
ReplyDelete18 inches gini???!!!!! Chai.. poster u dey try oo... Do u know dat Vikram has 10 inches and i still dey shout...
ReplyDeleteEven with Vikram's 10 inches, we hardly collect cos i be born again nah... most times if he wants to collect, i will start speaking in tongues and he will fall under the anointing and from there him go sleep till morning.... Abeg oo, na so we dey do am... i be born again so i no fit shout!!!
Sorry, I refuse to believe that 18" penis story....
ReplyDeleteThe longest penis recorded is 13.5 inches, when fully erect.
That was exaggerated....Poster, go and measure again and come back to give us the real size.
*passing by*
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ReplyDeleteNkena bu wnb.
ReplyDeleteLol
Delete18inches? I don't know if it is up to that but since it's very big,i dey feel for u sha.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the rape. ThankGod your story ended well.
Lies from the pit of hell. 18 inches kor. Mtcheeeew.
ReplyDeleteBe thankful for 18inches mehn..it's far better dan biro cover
ReplyDeleteSorry Juliet, buy a cucumber.
Deletelie lie
ReplyDelete18"? Mbanu. Madam please revisit your metric table. Or send us pictures with the measuring tape in view. **Runs away**
ReplyDeleteMy wedding night was dope,gave my hubby d best ride ever,he was screaming,i sucked his dick,then sit on him and ride him.he gave me doggy.every night is jst amazing like the first
ReplyDeleteMek Una sorry sorry dear lie for did blog, I take God beg Una.
ReplyDeleteThis poster obviously has a very vivid imagination.
Sorry for the rape though. That part sounded true.
This is serious, if he has the size of a cover of Biro you will still complain. Women you must always complain. Enjoy your 18 inches.
ReplyDelete18 inches then he should be in guiness world record naaa. Haba see how she is exaggerating like they measured it.
ReplyDeleteI guess this James of a guy is an 18 years old young exuberance boy that just finished secondary school, so so immature...Hello James how was ur graduation last week.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! What fuckery did i just read?
ReplyDeleteI think she meant 18 centimetres not 18 inches. off course she might try to measure his p____s with the kids school ruler...lol
ReplyDelete