Choi sweet gist...would make you wanna be a virgin for your Wedding night!
STORY 15
Good day madam Stellz and all bv's... when I saw the wedding night brouhaha I knew I was gonna send mine soon and here it goes...I and my hubby dated 4 2years and we never had sex,romanced, kissed or even spent the night together for once.
We had our white and Traditional Marriage in my place and after the whole ceremony we headed back to PHC from Delta and drove straight home to keep the excess load and gifts, by 9pm I and hubby headed to our hotel lodge so we can have a good rest 4 @least 2days.
We checked into the room and I quickly ran into the bathroom to have a warm bath and came out all wrapped in towel ,immediately my hubby went in and I quickly changed into one sexy transparent lingerie with my favourite body spray on and when hubby came out and met me standing @ the door to give him towel he immediately dragged me close and wrapped me in his arms,kissed my forehead and said ''baby you smell real good ''and asked if he should let me sleep cause we were both tired and exhausted......that was how we slept till very early in the morning.
I opened my eyes and my hubby was already awake and next thing was a good morning with a sweet kiss, romance and I couldnt wait to feel his jboy... cos I was already so wet and moaning like a helpless whatever ,I had missed sex 4 2yrs so you can imagine but jboy couldn't go deep cos the access was so tight but it was one good sex I can't 4get o + I didn't know my hubby can f**k like this cos he was always saying don't worry when we get married we will learn whatever method we wish to explore lol .
since then till now it's been super hot anytime we go through that lane. It's been 3months in marriage and God is helping us so well. Thanks for this platform once again madam Stellz.
Happy Gbenshing..lol
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STORY 16
Madam the madam,
Me I dey always gbadun you. Please keep up the good work.
Let me share my WNB with the house.
My day was mega sweet, I danced ehen. You know this kind of I don't care whether people eat or not dance. I never wanted a big party but trust Yoruba mothers. Na so mesef carry my body dance this kind of serious dance. Hubby kept on saying stop into my ears. "MO please stop dancing o, I can't wait again o''.
You see, yours truly was a virgin. I didn't even allow Mine forever to kiss sef. That's the reason why oga was telling me to save my energy.
Well, he was able to drag me out of the dance with the help of my sister. He drove the car so there was no 3rd party. We got to the hotel in less than 30mins. Immediately we entered our room, we were doing the normal Thank you Jesus and from there we started praying. Mine forever prophesied into my life and he even did feet washing for me.
Reality set in when I wanted to undress and I was trying to do it myself. Oga reached out to help me and I jerked. He just started laughing, he said
"come here my friend, ntoor! You can't run home again"
he helped me to undress and grabbed my boobs. I shouted and he was like
''ah, see this 1 o''. Lol.
We ended up taking a bath together and I was shy all through. I was just using style style to cover my body.
We ate, I climbed the bed and pretended to be asleep. Na so oga come close to me, he reached out to kiss me and gradually I 'juwo sile'. #coversface
Problem started when it was time to insert the rod into the round hole, that was when I knew that my oga was a freshman like me. Hahahaha.
Hmmm, he was trying but the pain I was going through wasn't giving me a chance to encourage him. The VG hole now became so small, lol. He tried the anus and I shouted "that's where I shit".
I had to call my married sis and she told me it's the same opening you menstrate now. I said ''are you sure because it looks too small for what am seeing in front of me o''.
We tried o until I became sore down there. We then concluded that we needed a lubricant. I asked Google and Google said try kyjelly. We used the rest of the night to count our money and slept off cuddled up.
The next morning we asked the waitress for a pharmacy she said if it's paracetamol they have first aid box (who ask her). My people we started looking for pharmacy around we no see (it was Sunday morning now) we ended up buying olive oil.
We went back and after plenty attempts, ona shi (way open). Hubby was super excited (we chose not to discuss our sex lives during courtship but we chose to be celibate) that he is my 1st and vice versa.
Aari ju be lo. Ire ooo
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahha sweet sweet gist...Kai @ thats where i shit o
No be small "mine forever"
ReplyDeleteAll of you claiming to have tight tohto......oluwa is watching u people ooh
DeleteThe lies is even sef come de sweet pass the truth..if all of una de get this kain sweet stories biko who are the ones seding cronicles oooooooo? Na Q i ask ooooo,nobori shu cuman menstrate unda my post mbork.
DeleteHmm WDN! Memories!
DeleteWell I'll say mine in the comment section to hide my identity instead of sending a mail.
Myself and my crown dated for awhile with plenty sex(i won't pretend to be a vee or celebate) the sex was out of this world. 8months to our wedding we had serious issues and we ran to God in prayers, dedicated our lives to God and had to abstain from sex. Brethen, one of the hardest things to do is staying away from sex after you've collected wella. God intervened and we scaled through we finally got married. Our wedding day was a day of mixed emotions, we were happy we were finally getting married after all the devil did to stop it so there was lots of tears amid laughter. We danced our hearts out that day and finally evening came. We got to our hotel room and the mood was already set(when you tell top hotels it your wedding night they put roses on the bed, floor and bathroom, depending on the hotel). I bought a red lingerie that had an opening in the breast part and the vee part and I already sprayed it with gucci guilty. Myself and hubby got into the bath to ease our sore muscles, before I knew it our legs were caressing our privates, started kissing slowly at first then with serious passion like we were about to swallow eachother(after months of no sex, no blame us abeg) we couldn't even foreplay for long, no suckling breast no blowjob, right there in the tub we made mad love. Feeling his penis going in was like heaven. We released, held on to eachother for awhile then went to take a quick shower. We got in bed and fisted about who was hustling for food, who was pretending to help us pack money but was stealing it, before you say jack hubby's mouth was on my nipple and he glided in slowly, told him to just stay there while we continued our gist. So his duck was in me while he stroked my breast and we continued gisting, it was crazy omg(married women please try this), we would gist a little while he would thrust deep sometimes and stop. It continued like this for some minutes, we couldn't take it anymore, we bang the hell out of ourselves, I was screaming like a dog I didn't even care if people could hear me. It was crazy. We ended up having sex 3 more times before we slept and I ended up not wearing my red lingerie haha
That's how my WNB went
Lol @ who ask her? Poster more blissful years ahead.
DeleteCranberry, you see as you collect my thought, lol. Who are those people bikonu?
DeleteLong hissssssssss, getting married as a virgin does not mean ur marriage will last,gd luck.
ReplyDeleteI tire o,pls tell them.
DeleteBad belle
DeleteBitter leaf demon, u hv Started? I wonder the kind of person that will get married to u wif dis ur negativity.
DeleteWho asked u? Hater
DeleteEeyah!!! Sad much. Sending you a trailer load of sugar.
DeleteNo go let bad belle kee you o. Na the only thing we you see for there be that ni?
DeleteBecause dem don over fuck you. Free dem jare and sin no more 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
DeleteBAD AZZ CHIC
Stop bitching..haba
DeleteBad belle oh. Tufiakwa for world people
DeleteOta aje... .ur p don become popular demand abi u con vex.. may God heal ur soul
DeleteYes...being a virgin plus good character can help sustain your marriage.do not be deceived.
DeleteHian! Who even asked you? This is just BEEF!
DeleteYou are pained abi, you better go give ur life to chirst n start secondary virginity
DeleteShe is saying d truth ..haters r replying .hypocrites
DeleteHapuwakwanu, e never reach to vex @angelray
DeleteAwww...Interesting stories.
ReplyDeleteSame way i'm keeping my virginity for hubby dearest.
For ur mind
DeleteIf i hear... You wen your mouth and toto don tear.
Deletelike you will get a certificate for keeping it
DeleteKeep it hun.
DeleteI'm not one but I wish I kept mine.
Lol @ all anons. Bomb dey una head.
DeleteLMAOOOOOO...
DeleteBVs, you guys got no chill at all. So are you guys saying she's lying about her virginity?
LMAOOOOOO...
DeleteBVs, you guys got no chill at all. So are you guys saying she's lying about her virginity?
Lol
ReplyDeleteSecond poster you no well.. That's where I shit
WNB a.k.a Sex time testimony. Nothing here to learn. Rubbish!!!
DeleteI collect, I no gree gv.... Who e EPP?
DeleteI kick my leg for door, blood come out, I cry, USBand join me cry.... Who e EPP?
DeleteSchool life, shut it! Skip if you don't wanna read.
DeleteIs like people want to turn this WNB to nollywood movie oh. I mean just imagine poster 2, saying they don't know where to insert the penis. Even if you are a virgin don't you read about sex? Abegiiii
ReplyDeleteI tire oh. So annoying. Please if people want to lie in WNB, let it be brief and be reasonable.
DeleteIt's so true,i didn't know about a third opening in the body.
DeleteWas wondering ooooh
DeleteNwa Mary........she called her sister indeed n her husband doesn't the hole to put his jboy
Hahahahaha
DeleteI Hv a frnd who is 8months preggy nd 29yrs she doesn't knw where babies cm out frm!!!so do story might be true
DeleteBy their comments you shall know them. Ashawo. You too dey fuck
DeleteWell, some people are that sexually naive, they don't.
DeleteLeave them alone
Maybe some of us are too busy getting to know God that we don't have time doing porn. We read but we don't have time experimenting. Our bad
DeleteAs in ee..ppl jst be talking rubbish.she fr no even knw where her pussy dey...rubbish!!!
Deletestory 15 when i was reading your story i could only imagine how my own wedding night gist will be, waiting is still my final answer joor. Happy collecting after waiting for two good years.
ReplyDeleteToday's gists are extremely tin-gi-lin-gy sweet..choi!
ReplyDeleteLoool, funny stories
ReplyDeleteBeautiful narratives!!!
ReplyDeleteGod bless your unions posters....
How will my wedding night look like?
(Daydreaming mode).......
*faithful bv*
Funny,do enjoy home(s)both of you.
ReplyDeleteGod bless y'all.
Funny,do enjoy your home(s)both of you.
ReplyDeleteGod bless y'all.
The second gist sounds fake
ReplyDeleteAppreciate chaste people, you won't die.
DeleteBecause amnt a hole opener like you.
DeleteCrazy posters......hearty stories.
ReplyDeleteLove this beautiful series, God bless your homes.
Olive oil though.....anointing things.
Love that feet washing and prophesies......way to start a marriage.
We really need more godly wedding chronicles...they are superbly romantic and intimate.
Not the grab, chook, plow and......okay, i should stop here.
Yeah, a husbands who prays for you.
DeleteYeah, a husband who prays for you. Priceless
DeleteStella pls note that we have upgraded from Gbenshing to Collecting.
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome
Exactly, please follow the trend @sdk
DeleteSo Poster one ur husband no brush and una kiss nack?hian! I hope u don't drool o or u r a gagolish Somborri 😂😚
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
Everyone trying to add by force humor to their wedding night story since that guy sent his. Mtcheeew.
ReplyDeleteAlright, it isn't the sex we want to hear about, that's kinda expected. Tell us the unusual and hilarious things that happened. Jeez!
Besides the one where the couple used the money as a pillow, the HIV infected bride and the guy whose wife got vagina drama, the West of you should give it a rest.
MISS Jacobs.
If you believe,you will receive.
Delete90 percent of wedding nights stories ar about sex..ur an adult so deal with it.
DeleteNo miss Jacobs. The rest are not going to give it a rest because we like the stories as they come. Everybody's experience won't be the same. We enjoy the variety, so keep moving.
DeleteCyndillicious, thank you
DeleteThank u Cyndillicious and Omah Cindy.. Tell them oo!
Delete@Story 15, thank God for your marriage. I guess I know you already on this blog of course #shineteeth
ReplyDelete@Story 16, I love this, you're so raw, God bless your collecting periods lol
WNB is the best, always making me happy, it did the magic for me just now
*Larry was here*
Lol, Amen
Deletestory 16 una two try for una self, your gist is so sweet.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the second gist so much.. See me grining from ear to ear..
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteAnd the celibate bride too.
Thanks +ve mind
DeleteBitch why r reply undr my comment..
DeleteLol @ who ask her
ReplyDeleteSee me smiling sheepishly like I'm d one involved. Stellz pls don't stop this. It's so interesting
ReplyDeleteSweet stories...ewwww...see as I dey smile for here
ReplyDeleteFunny stories. Enjoy your married life. Goodluck to both of you
ReplyDeleteBia poster two, which kain lie be dis biko? Una no kiss or pyess bwest throughout courtship?were u guys 10? And which time una get browse and blah blah?did ur wedding start 6am and end by 2pm? Biko I Kent understand dis mystery 😢😧
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
So many people here came from a decent background.
DeleteSo many people here came from a decent background.
DeleteTo be a virgin and sustain it till you are married, pretend like you don't know your body exist. Keep your mind away from ungodly things and exercise control over what you feel. Finally God's grace is sufficient,tap from it .
DeleteSo many people here my dear are clean, forget your comments, a lot of people here know better.
Lol fool
DeleteKelvin, some people don't even read about sex and the likes as they see it as a sin. People differ my dear, accept everyone's difference
DeleteLolz @ that's where i shit o
ReplyDeleteWNB is fast becoming my favourite sdkb post.
ReplyDeleteNice stories. Brought a smile to my face. Am happy there are still number of people getting married as virgins. Me and hubby were also first timerrs,in fact I couldn't believe JT would enter dat small hole.lol. but I survived it and two years on we are pros. Our sex life is the bomb, learning and growing together. He fulfils my fantasies and I can't ask for more. #Teamnosexbefore marriage
ReplyDelete👍👍🏻
DeleteAwwwwwwwww
DeleteSDKS ...NA ALICIA B SECOND POSTER...NOW BITCH UR LYING ..SIMPLE N SHORT!!
DeleteBless u dear!!!
DeleteLmao @ona shi
ReplyDeleteNice one.
Please you all should sound naughty on this very WNB post. The Monday and only man's story is still fresh in many people's memory here. Please we are not in church here. Many of use want to learn, we want to know the dirty things done and pls give us a vivid description of how deep, hard, gentle or hot the sex was. Straight to the point, we already know u people danced and was exhausted. Afterall u are sending it anonymously.
DeleteGo and watch porn
DeleteEverybody na Virgin when it comes to Stella's blog... Make una small small dey lie ooooo.....
ReplyDeleteThere are so many virgins and secondary ones too here dear. Forget what they say, I can't bet you are the only one doing it.
DeleteLWkmd...,....
DeleteCalm down,there is what we call imaginery virgin
Everyone na Virgin when it comes to Stella's blog and babes redefined on Facebook
DeleteNa so so virgins full here oooo....nice write up though.I will send mine soon!!!
ReplyDelete14: Not necessarily virgin
ReplyDelete15: Probably virgin
Awesome stories, mostly especially about virgin brides.
ReplyDeleteSweet gist really enjoyed them. Funny poster 2 at that is were i shit o
ReplyDeletelol can't stop laughing. interesting. but calling my Sis to tell me where the hole is? naaaaaa. lol I no go fit do that one. lol
ReplyDeletestory 16 is damn too fake abeg. how will 2 adults claim dey don't know where to insert the penis because either dem been dey live for Jupiter before they got married, never saw a movie or never attended any college. mtchweeee biko kam nu nti.
ReplyDeleteIt's true dear,it happens.
DeleteMaybe because we have better things to do with our lives like getting to know God than you do.
DeleteTruimphant Zion thank you o. The can't even believe they are awake so y am I expecting them to believe the gist. Read d write up well, it will help you understand better. And pain sometimes overrides your thinking
DeleteNo mind them..how he come sabi press breast sef..her sis fr teach dem everything na..rubbish
DeleteThis set is for virgins and those celibate.Good for y'all.
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteWe need the Pro version abeg
Poster 2 ,its a good one you kept your virginity,infact I give to you butthe fact that you are a virgin does not mean you an illiterate now,you mean you called your sister?shuo,you nor dey read?abi you nor know where google dey,you nor even do biology,am embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteMadam idea, everyone's threshold for pain differs. Maybe too much pain at that time made it feel like the hole wasn't the hole. So does that make me an illiterate?
DeleteI find it difficult to believe the 2nd poster. How would you say u don't know which hole is for dick and your hubby don't know too? You guys never once watched porn in your separate time and privacy? No biology in school? No discussion with fellow girls while growing? jare
ReplyDeleteMy dear I know but the pain just didn't make it seem right
DeleteStory 15,your horseband is a disgrace to all men. So after you put on the sexy transparent lingerie and nice perfume, he still ask u if he should allow u to sleep?When he should know that all u want is for ur Toto to pounded very well as if there is no tomorrow. I know that he is sexually very weak.
ReplyDeleteUr madness don start?
DeleteFooooooooooooooool
DeleteLol😂😂😂
DeleteIt's time to call a doctor on this retard called Jamed.
DeleteHahahahahahahaha...
That early morning sex can sweet ehhee...
ReplyDeleteStory 16,
All these virgins that claims they don't know where the dick is plugged should fear God in lying...
Most of you watch porn and masturbate all the time so what's the pretence?...
Asin ee early mornin quicky is d bomb..it's my hubby's favourite.
DeleteYou won't shut up. And appreciate chastity.
DeleteLike u do from age 2 cos that was d last time u remembered being a virgin.
DeleteBoth of you just narrated it the way it should be unlike does ones dt narrated does dry ones yesterday, u guys should enjoy ur marriage joor.
ReplyDeleteGood work Stella,I like d way u combined 2 similar stories.Jah bless una marriages
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooooooo
ReplyDeleteVery Dry!!! pardon me
ReplyDeleteGo and marry na
DeleteVery Dry!!! pardon me
ReplyDeleteVery Dry!!! pardon me
ReplyDeleteBoth of you just narrated it the way it should be unlike does ones dt narrated does dry ones yesterday, u guys should enjoy ur marriage joor.
ReplyDeleteMay God bless your homes
ReplyDeleteLol@ see this 1 o
Virgin groom and bride...wow!
ReplyDeleteUna luck!
All these stories are making me to fantasize on how my wedding night is gonna be...can't wait sha
Better keep your virginity if nt your hole go dey like dah guy's wife hole
DeleteThese posts make me so happy, it's shows there are still virgins and people who aren't Virgins but celibate
ReplyDeleteIn this oversexualised world
God bless you
My dear, just like you I am so happy that so many here are not easily deceived.
DeleteYes oh, there are and I'm really happy for them
DeleteI see
ReplyDeleteBoth of you wrote these stories to counter what that man wrote about his wedding night brouhaha and borehole veejay. One of you might even be his wife.
Watch all the women have tight holes , you may now wonder which woman has wide one.
These particular stories are so fake and boring. Bye bye liars.
This is my own comment, if you don't like it, please go to an "awwwwww, very sweet" comment and orgasm there.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki.
DeleteDo you know how long ago they must have sent thiers but it was not posted cause Stella said everyone who sent theirs in should wait their turn? All these doubting Thomas. Little wonder half of the world has no Faith, when you can't believe the simplest things. Die in doubt
DeleteWerey XOXO. You don craze finish
DeleteAunty thank you so much... n.a. so dem don dey add lie lie now..... nollywood tins.
DeleteEnjoy your marriages sisters
ReplyDeleteOne love.
Story 16, U said una choose not to discuss una sex life during courtship ....
ReplyDeleteI don't understand something here. Virgin dey get sex life?
Nice question mr😞
DeleteLol James for d first time in ur life u made sense..hw cn d be virgins nd still be celibate..ok naa
DeleteJames not discussing their sex lives means he was going to accept whatever baggage she carried virgin or not same with her. Thank me later☺
DeleteWe decided not to ask if we were virgins or not. We didn't care. We focused on the love of God. Thanks Jamisss
DeleteJames not discussing their sex life means he's ready to accept whatever baggage she carries whether she hoed arround or not same with her. In other words didn't want to know her sexual excapdes and vice versa. Thank me later!!
DeleteHahahaha James i jst fell fr u
DeleteLMAOOO
Deletethe two gist sweet o
ReplyDelete...@who ask her,LOL
poster2 I like the way you sound..my Yoruba sisterly!.....and the way you call your boo: MINE. So loving
Both wnb are superb ,lovely wedding night gist.
ReplyDeleteWow nice WNB,I thought I can't do without the kiss n romance but no penetration but your WNB just encouraged me, so no more touchy touchy oooo. Celibacy lo jawo bayi.
ReplyDeleteSo 4yrs till date..una no evn knw waything sex be or d diff.positions..I bet ur type go b d Christain mothers .Spice up ur sex life biko ! B4 someone else will do it for u
ReplyDeletePoster two. Looool
ReplyDeleteSo u won tell me say na inside cage u dy till u c "ur hubby" for dream dn una marrym..u dy c ur life !!..stella abeg DY VERIFY ALL dis posters n dere Lies..which one b person touch ur breast n u shout????..mtcheww ..ur sex life with hubby will b as boring as hell!!! Better go n learn how to apply chocolate or cream on hz dick and gv hm a bj..oh I guess u dnt knw wat BJ means(Blow job-suck em dick)..tnk me later@poster 2
ReplyDeleteLwkmd please tell her what Dick is too cos she no go knw...boring ppl
DeleteLol crazy comment! Thu are people frustrated because of their testimony??
DeleteGirl u cnt b dt naive na...I smell lies@poster 2
ReplyDeleteI was that naive down there. Reading isn't action
Delete#The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence*
ReplyDeletePlease you all should sound naughty on this very WNB post. The Monday and only man's story is still fresh in many people's memory here. Please we are not in church here. Many of use want to learn, we want to know the dirty things done and pls give us a vivid description of how deep, hard, gentle or hot the sex was. Straight to the point, we already know u people danced and was exhausted. Afterall u are sending it anonymously.
ReplyDeletePervert alert!
DeleteLol pervert
DeleteAll d grls here coming here to form Celebate..liars !!
ReplyDeletejames biko help me ask them oo. discus which sex life when u claim y'all didn't have one in the first place....smh dis is why I advice ppl to desist from lies cus ur gonna choke on ur numerous lies eventually
ReplyDeleteVERY FUNNY STORIES BUT NICE,GOD HELP US,REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST TIME INTO THIS WHOLE STUFF,NOW I WANT TO BE CELIBATE AND BE A VIRGIN FOR THE 2ND TIME,HEY I DON'T NEED TO GO ANONYMOUS TO SAY THIS OKAY..
ReplyDeleteVERY FUNNY STORIES BUT NICE,GOD HELP US,REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST TIME INTO THIS WHOLE STUFF,NOW I WANT TO BE CELIBATE AND BE A VIRGIN FOR THE 2ND TIME,HEY I DON'T NEED TO GO ANONYMOUS TO SAY THIS OKAY..
ReplyDeleteVERY FUNNY STORIES BUT NICE,GOD HELP US,REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST TIME INTO THIS WHOLE STUFF,NOW I WANT TO BE CELIBATE AND BE A VIRGIN FOR THE 2ND TIME,HEY I DON'T NEED TO GO ANONYMOUS TO SAY THIS OKAY..
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwww. Lol. Happy married life
Deletelol.. nice write up
ReplyDeleteChai, I am getting married in a week time God willing and mi@ is already singing to my ear that I shouldn't tell me that am menstruating and of course am gonna be on my period till He leaves and I don't want to give it to him before that day, this is amusing to me. Am I wicked? Lol
ReplyDelete*slow side eyes at the poster that said she nd hubby dint know where to insert the dick... did u not do biology in skool? mtchhheeeeeeew
ReplyDeleteAnd your biology teacher told you where to insert abi? That's how they spoil you all. Rotten secondary school end time teachers.
DeleteBear in mind there are two openings in the vagina.
Stupid fool @alicia..seems like its u @poster 2..common go to hell with ur pack of lies
DeleteAlicia I guess u are d second poster...can u jst shut up please..u are so naive and dry..end time virgin
DeleteHey
Delete.na who call you?@Alicia
Laugh wan kill me die for here. Me? Second poster? I really wish I am her. Experience sex for the first time with your husband and not some stupid ex. I'll give anything to have my virginity back. Well, 4years celibate and counting ain't so bad.
DeleteNa now I know say people dey craze for this blog. So you no see the Poster to go round dey thank people? Blind bullies. I no be Anna Banner oh, I will insult your life and entire generation. Don't even come at me. Buffoons
Laugh wan kill me die for here. Me? Second poster? I really wish I am her. Experience sex for the first time with your husband and not some stupid ex. I'll give anything to have my virginity back. Well, 4years celibate and counting ain't so bad.
DeleteNa now I know say people dey craze for this blog. So you no see the Poster to go round dey thank people? Blind bullies. I no be Anna Banner oh, I will insult your life and entire generation. Don't even come at me. Buffoons
End time jobless bullies.
DeleteAnd I pray say I naive oh.
So the prerequisite for checking nativity and exposure is sex? Chai. At your age? You think like this? I piry what you will pass down to your kids.
The fact that I'm not one, doesn't mean I can't appreciate one. As a matter of fact, I would love to be married to a male virgin. I want to be the one to teach him what he knows on our wedding night.
Bye Bullies
Don't be hard on yourself. You'll have an amazing experience when it is time. Bask in the thought and truth that God loves you, just as you are.
DeleteCelibacy is not so difficult sha if you focus on the right things. Try it. God's grace.
Na wa o
ReplyDeleteVirgins ti take over
Make una dey deceive unaself o
Every girl is now a virgin okwaya
When the men post, they say the hole wide
when women post, they say e tight
The thunder, the thunder that will fire you people, is still warming up
yes i believe poster 16 cos my mom is a con. i know alot of virgins spouse that come to her to ask on how to break their wives virginty , mom will tell them to put thr rod at the wife small hole .
ReplyDeleteNow i wish i didnt read that hilarious guys own, all these now seem so "Harmattanish" and dry, and i keep seeing these ones trying to match up, sorry guys, that was on BRT lane, just say it plainly, no need trying to be funny, you'd kill the gist thats already dead sef..
ReplyDeleteBut wait oh, ur husband is so damn naive, how could he not differentiate the anus from the pussy? are u sure hes not fucking ur novel and saying he has disvirgined his wife? abeg oh
*navel
DeleteLmao...be nice na, abeg...lmao
Sounds fake. More like a movie. Mk una dey talk true. Not like we know u guys for real. So u are protected already.
ReplyDeletePls enough of the virgin and celibate story joor! Some girls can lie for Africa mshwwww
ReplyDeleteDem don dey spoil this WNB.
ReplyDeleteWey all the runs girls that married? Where are the ones that used juju to trap someone else's boyfriend? Where are all the bad girls turned wife on this blog?
Stop this I was a virgin shii. I respect those who truly married as virgins but mehn! Y'all fake story tellers need to stop this nonsense now.
I know a couple who got married. The man was about 39, and the lady was in her late 20s. She told me, she was the one who guided her hubby to where the hole was cos he didn't know. I believe poster 2.
ReplyDelete@jane okudo its either ur friend is insane or shes unfortunately still an infantile adult. she's preggy and about to be a mum yet claims she dsnt know where babies come from???? abeg how she use carry the belle huhh abi she swallow the sperm niii. nawa oo all ese babes and eir unnecessary formings....and as for u to believe her enuf to post this ur comment here, well I reserve my penalty for next time...
ReplyDeleteAnyway I enjoyed d gist...dat's wia I shit oooo lolzz
ReplyDeleteJames ooooooooo. Hehehehe.
ReplyDeleteThis wedding night gist just got me wishing wishing wishing !!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete1. Why am I not still a virgin?
2. Why did I have to give birth out of wedlock?
3. Why is getting married so difficult for me despite the fact am so pretty with a killer shape?
4. How would my wedding night be. will it be a different experience from what I already had.
5. finally, why is celibacy so difficult?. why does masturbation come to my mind and feel guilty after dead has be done.
I need answers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trinity Xxx, metchie onu gi
DeleteBAD AZZ CHIC😛
Y are some of u so quick to call every1 liers? Simply bcos d both posters said sex wasn't part of their relationshp b4 marriage or bcos the male poster of monday claimed his wife's pussy is loose so every woman's pussy is loosed too? Y'all shouldn't 4 get that Stella said d WNB folder is full with stories so it's possible so of these stuffs we're reading here were sent in since last week and not after the monday's post cos i'm yet to see my friend's own that was sent last weekend to stella but very soon it will be out her's is a wonderful story y'all will like 2 read.
ReplyDeleteThank you oh. No mind mumu people. Judging people based on their own life choices and mistakes. Covering the pain up with 'everyone does it'. I may not be a Virgin but I know cause I lost mine, does not mean everyone out there is having sex or has had sex. I support girls to steer clear off premarital sex. In the end, its choice.
Delete****POSTER 2 "..we asked the waitress for a pharmacy she said if it's paracetamol they have first aid box (who ask her). Lol.. this got me cracked up.
ReplyDeletexoxo mystery stop insinuating things you hear......the guys own and these two were sent same day. *tongue click*
ReplyDeleteYaaaay. You see. I knew it.
DeleteSmiling please God help me to keep my virginity still my wedding night.
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