Wedding Night Brouhaha - 12 ,13 And 14

Some men cannot 'stand' on the wedding night?WOW!!!

STORY 12

Hi Stella.

Can't stop laughing from the wedding night stories. I thought I should drop mine too.

Well, after the reception, hubby and I were driven to my parents in law because there's after reception party organised for us.

When we got to their house, I was not allowed into the house until they brought a bowl of water, prayed into it and poured on my feet. That's the tradition. 

So we entered o and another round of prayers was started.‎ By the time they finished, I was so tired, I just wanted to sleep but there was party going on outside.  I could only go round and greet because I don't know majority of people there but my hubby was having the fun of his life with his friends. My chief brides maid was still with me as I begged her to stay because of boredom. 

After some time, like we had to go and sleep. We both slept off in the same room of exhaustion from gisting only for us to wake up the following day. I did not even sleep with hubby on wedding night. I don't even know where he slept.

I called hubby on the phone to come and drop my girlfriend at home. It was when he came back that we now had time for ourselves. We were indoors till the afternoon sha doing what we know how to do best. Collecting and giving.

We did not sleep together on wedding night!

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STORY 13

Dear Stella,you dey over try mbok with all these new new things u are

using to spice up your blog..oya take one peck muah.

Hmmm my own wedding night no sweet o mbok.....After the wedding

party,we waited a liltte while before going to the hotel,never knew

hubby has paid for it,when we got there,we went to shower immediately

BC we where so exhausted, I wanted to lie down and sleep,hubby told me

to follow him to the bar so we can get a bottle of wine,BC we did not

eat during the reception although I ate before going inside the

hall,when we picked the wine and was about entering the room,omo na so

I kicked my leg on d edge of the door and my artificial nail

cracked,Stella you need to see blood I cried so much the hubby joined o.

I am sure other occupants and the attendants would have been wondering what's up,finally I got treatment and slept off whilst my body WAS shaking, it

was after the pains subsided that we collected o.

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STORY 14

Stella my wedding night brouhaha was funny,frustrating and disappointing.

Me and hubby started dating after being friends for over seven years.We dated for four months before we tied the knot(no sex relationship).

I was celibate for six months before he proposed and so told him no sex till wedding night but never knew I took a wrong decision.He happily obliged to my decision and said after all he's not a sex freak.

After the wedding reception,we counted our money there and then in the hall cos I didnt want any disturbance in the hotel room.We gave the counted money to my sister in law.

When we got to the hotel room,my heart was really pounding cos you know most lanky men have long big 'thing' down there.Was just thinking how painful and sweet it was gonna be.

So after showering,I told DH that the time has come,he answered lets 'start now.

Bvs I touch dh,suck ,romance and yet the 'boy' no gree stand!!! 

I asked him' baby watsup with your ' thing' ,is it not working???.

He answered..but I told you when we were dating that I'm not into women like that.

He said this has been happening to him but with time,he will be fine.Stella I started crying and shout ''why I sign that marriage certificate ooo,why didnt I test drive ooo,I love sex oo ,how will I cope ooo...i can't cheat'oo...conji hold me since ooo,God show me mercy ooo''!

Dh was just motionless for some hours before he started apologizing for not telling me and i should help him seek for solution.So we no come 'collect ' that night and didnt sleep till day break.

I stood with him all through his treatment and to the Glory of God,we are now enjoying the big 'thing' God gave him.

But Stella and Bvs,its good to ' test drive oo' ,most men blokos  no normal oo.

Men always try to be truthful,most women would understand .

Lemme stop here.

Ciao...