The Wedding Night Brouhaha...

You have never spent a night at his place,never got her to stay and then on the wedding night and after...........IT HAPPENS!

Hello Stella, i need to know if there are those going through same domestic challenges with me and how they are dealing, i might copy their pattern if better.

Its really better to spend a few nights with your spouse b4 marriage, i wasnt opportuned to do so, being that i am from a home with strict parenting rules, although we found a way to "collect", and there was no problem with that department *shines 32* 

I noticed a few things that wedding night, FYI, most couple dont even "collect" that night cus they are already so exhausted from all the waka waka, so there was absolutely no show, instead i was kept awake by husbands snoring, yes! 

To my greatest surprise he snores, and hes not even fat oh, how can he be producing such loud sounds and you can feel the bed vibrating join, being that i am a light sleeper, i specifically chose a house not close any church for that sole purpose, little did i know i am going to be on bed with something worse than the street speakers.

I practically did vigil that wedding night, and yet in the morning he says people have complained in the past but its not that bad, my dear anything that keeps me up all night is bad.

We've been married for 2months now, and i havent spent the entire night till dawn with him on that bed, when he starts with the rhythms, i just jejely carry my pillow to the parlour, till the drug a friend recommended comes in from the US, or is there some sort of herb or practice i dont know about?

Even while sleeping on the couch, around 1am, another noise again, but this was not coming from my husband in the room, serious moaning oh, coming from my neighbours bedroom thats adjacent to my parlour window, you need to hear this lady moan, it can get you horny i swear, i felt like slapping my husband up and making love with him too. 

It appears they have a time table for that cus i now know the days of the week and the hour they do it, but i wonder why they do it so late at night tho none of my bizzness, i even know it lasts for 14-16mins precisely, the 1st night was really confusing to me cus i wasnt sure if it was praise and worship they were doing, i could hear ''Jesus, My God!!! Oh Oh..... "God you're good at this" and i also heard something like claps, but No, it was ass spanking, so i just confuse no be small. 

I couldnt wait to see the happy couple in the morning, instead i saw their kids 1st, toddlers though i hope they are deep sleepers, lol. 

The funny thing here is they normally have housefellowship on sundaynoons after church, and myself and hubby have been invited to join, DH now asked her "So you want us to join in your praise and worship, cus i like praise and worship"....  if only she knew what he meant, i almost laughed but had to cover up and say we'd try to make it, lol... But the problem here is How can i concentrate with them leading the fellowship without that picture and sounds in my head, and each clap will sound like ass spanking, we've been declining every Sunday though. 

If you like this wedding night Chronicle and want yours up,send it in..if not then that's it....A one off!