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Sunday, July 03, 2016

Sunday Laughs Is Here..

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LOL
This is a true story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! …
Now give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Trump".

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven …



33 comments:

  1. Lmao!!! I can so relate to the #beingYorubaInNigeria.

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    1. That Jerry can face of Trump is epic-funny.

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    2. Lol@ Our father who art in heaven... 😀😀😀😁😁😁 No hope again just say ur last prayer.

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    3. Lmao. I laughed.
      Omar Whyte, you added me up two days ago, saw my aunts pic, and deleted. Your loss dear, you missed a queen.

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    1. I dedicate that meme of are you feeling the big dick to you JAMES LMAO 😁
      I know it's you and your babe..hehehehehe

      Biko Na joke oh!!!!

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  3. @the first meme, LOL. Fat woman. I know she go dey pay a man before they go gbensh her

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    1. Are you one of them?? You will meet me at home

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    2. Yes of course, but definitely not a mumu lik u......

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    3. You need salvation, must it always be about sex? Shebi na her money's he dey use pay the man, so quit complaining. Na your gbensh?

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  4. Who did this to Trump? That man has suffered and still suffering

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    1. Trump na ur village headmaster. Yeye girl

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  5. Hahaha trump oooo...what did you do to world people naaa

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  6. I so much live that handwriting. It's dope. Na man go write like that no be woman

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  7. Lmao...Trump might just become the next US President.

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  8. Hahahahahahahaha! Abeg leave Taraji alone o.

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  9. Stella Maris Baby..3 July 2016 at 14:56

    Lolz

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  10. Too funny. What do they have that we don't...

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  11. Lol can totally relate to " what do they have that u don't... Thanks sdk

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  12. Hahahaha,Stella thanks you made my day

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  13. Lol @ the operator from the control tower. Telling her to say the Lord's Prayer na him be say she go just crash & die.
    They say blondes are dumb! Asked about height which is altitude and position which is where, she instead like a typical dumb blonde have her own height & political stand.

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  14. Lwkmd..Trump yaff suffered

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