LOL
This is a true story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"
She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! …
Now give me your height and position."
She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Trump".
"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven …
Lmao!!! I can so relate to the #beingYorubaInNigeria.
ReplyDeleteThat Jerry can face of Trump is epic-funny.
DeleteLol@ Our father who art in heaven... 😀😀😀😁😁😁 No hope again just say ur last prayer.
DeleteLmao. I laughed.
DeleteOmar Whyte, you added me up two days ago, saw my aunts pic, and deleted. Your loss dear, you missed a queen.
Lol
ReplyDeleteThe Nigeria 15yrs vs us hahahaha
Deletehapi sunday BVs
ReplyDeleteROTFL
ReplyDeleteI dedicate that meme of are you feeling the big dick to you JAMES LMAO 😁
DeleteI know it's you and your babe..hehehehehe
Biko Na joke oh!!!!
@the first meme, LOL. Fat woman. I know she go dey pay a man before they go gbensh her
ReplyDeleteAre you one of them?? You will meet me at home
DeleteYes of course, but definitely not a mumu lik u......
DeleteYou need salvation, must it always be about sex? Shebi na her money's he dey use pay the man, so quit complaining. Na your gbensh?
DeleteWho did this to Trump? That man has suffered and still suffering
ReplyDeleteTrump na ur village headmaster. Yeye girl
DeleteHahaha trump oooo...what did you do to world people naaa
ReplyDeleteLolz,happy sunday people
ReplyDeleteI so much live that handwriting. It's dope. Na man go write like that no be woman
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteLmao...Trump might just become the next US President.
ReplyDeleteLOL 😁
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha! Abeg leave Taraji alone o.
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDeleteToo funny. What do they have that we don't...
ReplyDeleteLol can totally relate to " what do they have that u don't... Thanks sdk
ReplyDeleteLooolz
ReplyDeleteHahahahaaha
ReplyDeleteLol , thanks Stella.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahah.. that last one..
ReplyDeleteHahahaha,Stella thanks you made my day
ReplyDeleteLol.. Time not 'wested'
ReplyDeleteLol @ the operator from the control tower. Telling her to say the Lord's Prayer na him be say she go just crash & die.
ReplyDeleteThey say blondes are dumb! Asked about height which is altitude and position which is where, she instead like a typical dumb blonde have her own height & political stand.
Lwkmd..Trump yaff suffered
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