Sunday In House Gists...

Saturday in house gists was so interesting in the comment section and there was a gist that caught my attention but another gist is threatening it from Sunday in house gists....

Enjoy .....

GIST TWO

Sheego and I were walking home euphorically from a bet shop the other

night when we came across a beer parlour. He has just won N20, 000

from a football bet. Sheego suddenly stopped and asked that we chill

for a moment at the beer parlour. Knowing Sheego to be a die-hard fan

of BBW (Bet, Beer and Women), I advised that we went home and spent

the money on better things. He refused. 5 minutes after we found

ourselves sitting at a table at the beer parlour with 7 bottles of

‘odekus’ and 2 bottles of malt on our table. You would guess right if

I asked you to. Lol. The ‘odekus’ belonged to Sheego while the malts

were mine.

Fifteen minutes after, 3 bottles of ‘odekus’ were already down while I

still struggle with a bottle of malt. Segun began to talk loud about a

‘chick’ he had promised to visit that night. He was neither high nor

tipsy but this was Sheego when talking about women/chicks. He loved to

brag.

I knew the N20, 000 wasn’t going to get home with us. I was in my

style of dishing out advice. I was trying to persuade him not to go

anywhere else but home when this fellow ‘odeku’ lover jumped into our

discussion from nowhere. He was in his 50’s, he was obviously drunk.

He began to support Sheego to go and visit the chic. He said he

regretted not spending his youthful days to his own satisfaction. I

remember he talked about being a lady’s man. A few moments after, this

devil of a man had successfully convinced my friend to go and have fun

with his ‘chick’. Sheego jumped to his feet and asked that he would

join me at home. He paid for our drinks including the man’s drink and

left me behind at the beer parlour with the man. I couldn’t wait to

finish my drink at the same table with the man. I left for home a few

moments after.

On getting home, I was in bed when Sheego came rushing into the

apartment. I jumped out of bed and open the door for him. I was

surprised to see him in his boxers alone as he panted like he had just

run a marathon race.

‘What happened? Where are your clothes? Are you okay?’ These and many

more questions I asked him at once.

‘That man! That man!’ He replied as he struggled to catch his breath.

‘Which man?’ I asked curiously.

‘The man at the beer parlour!’ He said.

‘Yes? What happened to him?’ I asked.

‘He is her father!’

Lol. Let me not stress your reading. The man at the beer parlour was

Sheego’s ‘chick’s’ father. He had returned to his house and caught

Sheego pants down with his own daughter. Eheheh. You can tell what

happened next. Eheh. He pursued sheego with a machete.

Two things I learnt that night.

Karma is a b*tch

Be careful when you throw stone in the market, it might hit your

relative. Have a blessed weekend

From Akinola.

LMAOOOOOOO

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GIST THREE

Long live SDK Blog

This happened to my brother last year, while he was rushing to the airport to deliver a parcel. He sighted some road safety officials from far off and he knew his drivers license had expired, trust Federal road safety with the way they will delay you and you will have to do so much explanation and if possible let go of some cash and my brother just knew he was not ready for that. 

So he thought of what to do and decided to play a sharp one on them before they stopped his car.

Luckily for him there was a cementry close to where the road safety vehicles were parked, so when he was driving close to them and noticed that they might stop his car. he decided to pull over before he was stopped and started walking towards the cementry, the road safety officials noticed him and told him to stop that where was he going. 

He then replied "oga well done oh, i forgot something at home and want to go and pick it up". 

The road safety officials then ask where is your house, my brother pointed to one the grave  and said "that is my house". the road safety official did not even wait for the next second, he quickly ran to his vehicle shouting ghost oh, ghost oh, his other colleagues immediately ran to their vehicle while one of them was shouting 'Holy ghost fire' and drove off. Even some of the cars that had already been stopped were all scared and immediately drove off.

My brother just startd laughing, turned back, and continued his journey to the airport.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO