Stolen Mannequin Found In Bed With Thief....

Apparently Christoper Wade likes brunettes.........

Police arrested the 55-year-old man Monday night after officers say they found him in bed with a stolen mannequin from a Nashville lingerie store.

A stolen mannequin wearing a brown bob wig, a pink spandex dress and rhinestone stilettos. And red lips.

According to an arrest warrant, Metro Nashville police officers responded to Hollywood Hustler for a report of a theft that had just occurred.

At the store, an employee told police that a man who appeared intoxicated walked into the store just after midnight, grabbed a mannequin just inside the door adorned with lingerie and took it outside into the parking lot. In the process, the man knocked the mannequin's left arm off.

The employee said she walked into the parking lot and argued with the man for several minutes until he put the mannequin into the bed of a white Toyota Tacoma and drove away.

The employee, the warrant continues, told police the mannequin was valued at $5,000, not including the merchandise it wore.

Using the truck's license plate, police learned the vehicle was registered to a woman who lives in Old Hickory.

When police visited the woman's home, the warrant states, they found Wade in bed with the stolen mannequin, which was missing its left arm and wearing all the merchandise it was last seen sporting.

Wade, who had an active warrant, was arrested on charges including theft and booked into the Metro jail.

As of Wednesday, while Wade remained incarcerated on $11,000 bond, the mannequin remained in evidence at the Metro police department pending the results of the case.

US today reportage.

LMAO!!!