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Sunday, July 17, 2016

Short Sunday Laughs



Enjoy your day.........and the short laughs

































Jealousy!!
Na jealousy go kill some women oooo.
Wife came from night duty work early morning as police officer;  she entered her husband room, She saw 4 legs crossing each other covering with blanket on her matrimonial bed, She quietly picked a big iron stick and started beating them till they both fainted.
She rushed to kitchen  to carry water to wake them up, to her surprise she met her husband in kitchen cooking. 
Husband:- Honey u are back, welcome, your mum and dad came last night but u didn't drop guest room key that's why l allowed them to use our room...

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 PAPA GOAT
A crowd gathered at an accident scene and a smart and nosy journalist wanted to get d story first hand. "Make way please, I am the victim's son" he shouted. Slowly the crowd paved way for him. 

On getting there,lying lifeless, in front of the car was a goat.....lol



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71 comments:

  1. Miss Ess17 July 2016 at 10:06

    LMAO......

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  2. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)17 July 2016 at 10:13

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  3. Unknown17 July 2016 at 10:17

    Lol@ the victim's son

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  4. Ufondu Nonye17 July 2016 at 10:19

    Not funny at all

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    1. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 12:33

      Then post yours let's see

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    2. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 12:44

      My Friend, take your frustrated black ass out of this place. Mtchewwww

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  5. IBK OF GOD17 July 2016 at 10:20

    The umbrella got me😂 I can relate😒

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  6. STARRY LARRY17 July 2016 at 10:23

    Yeaa, I enjoyed it. I hate frying meat and fish like no tomorrow.

    I love that Dino's meme, hope his dream comes to pass



    *Larry was here*

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  7. Teacher17 July 2016 at 10:28

    Lolllllll

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  8. Unknown17 July 2016 at 10:28

    Victim's son indeed lol

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  9. STARRY LARRY17 July 2016 at 10:29

    Abeg Manage This COPIED JOKE

    On Friday night a Traffic cop stops the car and the driver AKPORS stopped, the cop said "Congrats, u have won $20,000 for wearing ur seat belt and driving nicely, so what are u gonna do with the money?

    AKPORS said" I will buy my driving licence"

    AKPORS WIFE sitting next to him said "Don't listen to him officer he always talk shit when he is drunk.

    AKPORS son who was asleep at the back seat, wakes up and said "Ooh, I knew it we wouldn't get
    far with a stolen car"

    Then a knock from the boot followed by a voice from AKPORS friend asking "Are we at the border already??
    The Cop Fainted!!!



    *Larry was here*

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    1. Eka Joy17 July 2016 at 12:52

      Dry and stale. Don't come and ruin these beautiful Sunday laughs abeg

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  10. STARRY LARRY17 July 2016 at 10:29

    Yeaa, I enjoyed it. I hate frying meat and fish like no tomorrow.

    I love that Dino's meme, hope his dream comes to pass



    *Larry was here*

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  11. Mams17 July 2016 at 10:29

    Very funny

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  12. Unknown17 July 2016 at 10:32

    😊😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😊😊 I can't stop laughing

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  13. Unknown17 July 2016 at 10:41

    Short but hilarious....

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  14. James17 July 2016 at 10:42

    ROTFL

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  15. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 10:43

    I had a good laugh

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  16. Pipi Lee17 July 2016 at 10:53

    Lwkmd...Papa Goat...lmao

    I cannot be moaning in a rented apartment too, God give my husband a very big house...lmao...

    Omg! The struggle!! Anybody in the house who has used Zaron mattifying powder without experiencing that struggle??? I'm glad I'm done, Black Up till takeover...hehehehe

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  17. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 10:57

    Lol thanks for putting a smile on my sick face I also laughed out loud which I have not done for 4 days now. So hilarious.

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  18. CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY)17 July 2016 at 11:01

    That first picture is sooooo me, lol

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  19. Chijay17 July 2016 at 11:06

    Hahaha hahaha... Oya she stand up is the story of my life, especially during Harmattan, chai, at those moments I wondered if my mum adopted me.
    Umbrella shield of life. Lol

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  20. Eezi17 July 2016 at 11:15

    Short but funny.

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  21. Unknown17 July 2016 at 11:20

    I don laugh tire

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  22. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 11:23

    Lmaoooooout @ we cure fabros, Goloria, tifod, orsa......chaiiiiiiiii

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  23. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 11:25

    That bra hook is something else. Almost all my bras,Lolz.

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    1. Afin17 July 2016 at 16:11

      Hian! Buy better bra u no go gree...
      Na soso cheap cheap bras!!!!

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  24. Nmasinachi17 July 2016 at 11:29

    LMAO. I laughed. Victim's son....lol

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  25. Eka Joy17 July 2016 at 11:35

    The frying own got me good. Just some moments back, I was frying turkey and wanted to cut onions too. I was almost hugging d wall just to get as far away as possible from the turkey.



    I recently discovered a much more convenient way of frying without unnecessary oil splashing all over u. Once I want to turn the turkey or add more, I turn off d gas, wait a while for it to cool down a bit before going close to it. Try it. It works. I can't come and be suffering from hot oil every time.

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    1. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 14:31

      Must you tell us what you were frying???

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    2. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 22:23

      Anony don't mind dis irritant fool called eka. She was up der asking someone not to post a 'stale joke'. But she thinks her own gist is allowed n funny. Idiot. Just spoiling other pple's joy thinking her own dry story is superior. Sadistic somebori

      **Adaorah**

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  26. Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 0808172544117 July 2016 at 11:35

    Hehehehe... Victims son indeed

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  27. Blaze17 July 2016 at 11:35

    Lwkmd...... OMG! The 12th n 20th pic really got me. Soooo true

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  28. Jael 17 July 2016 at 11:43

    Omg!at the last one "l am the victim's son" only to see a dead goat.

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  29. Jael 17 July 2016 at 11:44

    Lol!see Dino immoral thoughts.

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  30. oh-G17 July 2016 at 11:44

    Short and funny. Lol. Victims son.

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  31. bpearl17 July 2016 at 11:46

    first time to comment. also the first person . i am happyyyyyy

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  32. Unknown17 July 2016 at 11:48

    Big iron stick... Na wa o, dem get iron tree?

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  33. JJC PEARL17 July 2016 at 11:51

    sooo hilarious
    am commenting for the fist time. am soooo happy. I WILL NOW HAVE THE AVENUE TO LAFF OUT LOUD OR CONDEMN JAMES COMMENTS

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    1. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*17 July 2016 at 12:18

      Welcome swt..but respect yaself

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    2. Eka Joy17 July 2016 at 12:53

      Stop lying, this isn't ur first comment

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    3. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 22:24

      Prove it eka fowl

      **Adaorah**

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  34. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*17 July 2016 at 11:51

    Lol@give my future hubby his own house,I can't be moaning loud in a rented flat.its not good to be disturbing the community*hahhahhah*

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    1. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 12:20

      Hey BIC,xup
      Please try to drop ya bb pin on s&m later in the day..ofcos you know who na
      Funke

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  35. Daveen Laundry and Dry cleaning Services, Ajah, Lagos. 09072092853. Free pick up and delivery.17 July 2016 at 11:58

    Funny

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  36. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 12:06

    Am sick please pray for me.

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    1. my opinion17 July 2016 at 15:50

      Sorry dear! You are healed in IJN, Amen.

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    2. Stella maris baby17 July 2016 at 16:32

      Receive your divine healing in Jesus name.
      Amen.

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  37. Cocoz17 July 2016 at 12:27

    😂😂😂😂😂 everyone goes thru that frying oil struggle

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  38. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 12:42

    LMAO @ A senator's wildest dream

    LOL at mama beating pikin until fainted. I remember when we were little, my mom beat and sat on top my immediate elder brother until the guy man opened his eyes widely and brought out his tongue as though he has passed out. My mom paused, looked at him and started calling "Uche! Uche!! Uche!!!" Before she turned back, the guy man woke up and wanted to run, na so mumsy grab am.Na so the beating continue from where she stopped.

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  39. Kiks17 July 2016 at 12:49

    I was going to comment "too short" then papa goat got me LMAO.

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  40. Unknown17 July 2016 at 12:54

    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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  41. St.FranKooL....17 July 2016 at 13:03

    #Letting go of your past is the first step toward happiness*

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  42. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 13:19

    Omo that bra hook struggle is so me. At times I'll just vex and take it off entirely and yes, Ayam super busty

    ~Strangely Anonymous

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  43. Virtuous Lady Julie17 July 2016 at 13:24

    So funny

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  44. Uriel (Freshdew)17 July 2016 at 13:33

    Nice

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  45. Stella maris baby17 July 2016 at 13:43

    Funny!!!!

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  46. Olaide Davies.17 July 2016 at 14:12

    Lol@papa goat.

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  47. brown17 July 2016 at 15:21

    Very funny

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  48. Anonymous17 July 2016 at 16:51

    Papa Goat got me rolling.

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  49. TeeKay17 July 2016 at 18:32

    With all those panting na only ONE she do.lol
    Na real papa goat

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  50. Otuonye Chidera20 July 2016 at 04:42

    What was that guy frying with umbrella?

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