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Saturday, July 09, 2016

Saturday Laughs...




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When Your Pastor Stops by for a Visit

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card that had printed “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it for just such an occasion, and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.


Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”   Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”
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70 comments:

  1. Unknown9 July 2016 at 09:23

    Lmao

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    1. Emjay9 July 2016 at 11:21

      Hahahahahahahaha @thought u said u are a virgin.

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  2. Unknown9 July 2016 at 09:30

    for once i actually laughed,not smiled,yayyy...its a miracle

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  3. The General's Wife9 July 2016 at 09:31

    Hahahahahahhahahahaha

    Get clay and make your ideal man urself. D picture of those two laughing guys never fail to crack me up😂

    Hahhahaha at picking up your hubby's cousin from Ekiti. See how he wore the seatbelt. LMAO

    That chick doing a-filling,LMAO. I feel u.

    Always wondered why some products aren't filled up.i don't mean for it to spill over but why put stuff inside a BIG container when you know the stuff wil only be half of the container. Why not a small container,equal to the small whatever inside?

    Sushi and Beans? See combo! Like I don't get how people eat and really "like" Sushi.Or is it just me?

    Hahahahaha @ giving the small boy 500 bucks to call a friend seated with his girlfriend "Daddy"
    Hahahhaahhaha I am Soo playing this Prank😂😂😂😂😂😂😂



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    1. Anonymous? Lol9 July 2016 at 11:32

      Yayyyyyyyy! How's u sweetie? So I started #bringbackTGW but stella kept blocking it, am preparing fermented fufu thunder for her! Ways up, hada busy week?

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    2. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 070596053209 July 2016 at 12:11

      Kwakwakwa,very funny

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    3. The General's Wife9 July 2016 at 13:50

      Hahahhahahaha Teddy!
      As soon as I see ur name and before I even start reading ur comment, I am already laughing😂
      Howdy boo! I already dropped a comment for u on one post. Can't remember which one right now.
      So when are we congregating? With u wearing a dark suit and Versace shoes? LMAO
      Teddy Teddy! Happy reading from u.Remain good Boo.

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    4. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 17:07

      TGW is d same as @Anonymous Lol..See d way d write up looks d same..See d way she punctuates..No fullstop at d end of each sentence.Then s space between some sentences..It couldnt be a coincidence..Chai dis woman is BIPOLAR..i give up on u TGW..Tueh..Ur pretence and fske life on dis blog is irritating..Keep hyping ur useless self with plenty blog id and anonymous comments..Jobless housewife.

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    5. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 17:07

      TGW is d same as @Anonymous Lol..See d way d write up looks d same..See d way she punctuates..No fullstop at d end of each sentence.Then s space between some sentences..It couldnt be a coincidence..Chai dis woman is BIPOLAR..i give up on u TGW..Tueh..Ur pretence and fske life on dis blog is irritating..Keep hyping ur useless self with plenty blog id and anonymous comments..Jobless housewife.

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    6. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 20:49

      @anon17:07 Not only this ID she also owns Zaloni from India be typing trash and fanning her wild fantasies. If she doesn't comment for some days her self will type bring back TGW. This is disgusting no wonder SDK started refusing to post her phony comments.

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  4. Blackberry9 July 2016 at 09:38

    Hahahahaha she got the promotion on her knees naa, doggy n blowing! Hahahahaa

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  5. BELLA'S @cakes_by_bellas 9 July 2016 at 09:42

    Lmao, functions of head: for carrying load

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    1. Unknown9 July 2016 at 11:57

      Debbie's knee gonna hurt so bad 😂
      Aunty Ronke 🙌🏼

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  6. Anonymous? Lol9 July 2016 at 09:47

    #bringbackTGW!!!!

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    1. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 17:09

      Hi TGW.We know u are d same person.Stop looking for urself.U are d only person who noticed ur absence daz why u are shoutin #bringbacktgw..Mrs Bipolar..Nwa Amaka got nothing on u.

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    2. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 20:52

      She is also anonymous gangster. She can't use the exclamation mark well, sometimes she uses it 18 times in 2 paragraphs. Graduate my foot. Babe go to school

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  7. la effizy9 July 2016 at 09:47

    Hahahahahhahahhahahahhah
    Funniest in a loooong while

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  8. Stella Maris baby9 July 2016 at 09:50

    Lolzzz.

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  9. Unknown9 July 2016 at 09:53

    Very funny.

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  10. Unknown9 July 2016 at 09:54

    Very funny.

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  11. Madewithpassion9 July 2016 at 09:54

    Very cool

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  12. Unknown9 July 2016 at 09:56

    Lol @ 3rd promotion in one week, I can't begin to imagine Hw!!!

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    1. Anonymous gangster.9 July 2016 at 11:38

      The clue is in her knees... Get back on your knees & assume the position, lol! Miss snoop dog!

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    2. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 20:53

      She kneels and sucks Oga's dick for the promotions. Think well

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  13. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 09:57

    Nice one... Rainy Saturday... Thank God it's weekend.

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  14. Goddesss of Dawn9 July 2016 at 09:57

    Hahahaha!!!!
    Genesis and révélation joke got me good
    What a blast!!!!

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  15. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 10:00

    Lol.had a good laugh.
    That sushi and Beans gist.Yoruba pips I hail o.

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  16. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 10:01

    That was how one Yoruba person told me u only hit glasses"cheers"in formal gatherings.
    Mogbe.

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    1. Unknown9 July 2016 at 16:03

      Lol@hit glasses. The right word is 'clink', nne.

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  17. Sweetheart9 July 2016 at 10:09

    Lmao! Opened this post while eating, thank God i didn't choke

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  18. Miss Ess9 July 2016 at 10:18

    Hahahahaha.....

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  19. Jacinta mbachu 9 July 2016 at 10:20

    Not funny please

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    1. Anonymous gangster.9 July 2016 at 11:37

      Lol! Poor Jacinta, u must be sex starved!

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  20. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 10:28

    Very true, u can never get a perfect man, and the last pix really got me rolling on d ground

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  21. ukbliss9 July 2016 at 10:38

    Lol, very funny, I had a good laugh, sleep to take over.

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  22. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)9 July 2016 at 10:40

    Igbo vs yoruba party..I'l rather attend d yoruba party.wats d point attendin a party dias no food n dey r spraying money.wen u r not d celebrant dey r spraying.
    Lmao @ head = for carrying load

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    1. pixiedust9 July 2016 at 12:08

      Ur head dey there...

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    2. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 20:54

      Hungry Bitchplis in Igbo parties there's enough food to go round. Okpo!

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    3. Anonymous11 July 2016 at 14:57

      @annoymous never Igbo part service is always in organized

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  23. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)9 July 2016 at 10:43

    you try

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  24. Chijay9 July 2016 at 10:44

    I had a good laugh. Thank you

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  25. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)9 July 2016 at 10:44

    lol

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  26. Jasmine9 July 2016 at 10:52

    Hahahahaha. Funny. The yoruba and igbo wedding got me too. I want both jor, the money and the food.

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  27. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 10:56

    hahahahhahhahah, behold I heard ur voice, for I was naked. like that got moi.

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  28. Kelvin Dat Edo Boi9 July 2016 at 10:57

    Stellz where's Potable Viv's gbagauns? It's not complete without her nau 😢😭... for the records it's spelt "thin" Napoleonina 😂😚

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )

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  29. Unknown9 July 2016 at 10:59

    OMG, i laugh so tey i don dey cough😂😂😂

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  30. Unknown9 July 2016 at 11:00

    I love that of the pastor. Very funny

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  31. Unknown9 July 2016 at 11:12

    Lol @debbie's third promotion in a week after room service. 90k fine for 50naira gala in traffic really cracked me up. Thanks Stellz.


    #i am favoured in Jesus Name. Amen.

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    1. perfect God9 July 2016 at 11:59

      You try for making aunty Stella post me in Saturday laugh and not among the lucky winner of 100 thousand giveaway.Lol

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    2. perfect God9 July 2016 at 12:02

      I thought you say you're a virgin lol.... Yeahhhhh I'm I not a Virgin. Thank you aunty Stella for this I was so so sad now I'm smiling.

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    3. Unknown9 July 2016 at 16:53

      Hey numbskull 😝😝, I've never commented on any post stating my virginity status. #try harder#😁😁😁😁.


      #i am favoured in Jesus Name. Amen.

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  32. Unknown9 July 2016 at 11:34

    Very funny.

    Yoruba, we slay always... Our parties are the bomb, enough to eat & di lole. From rice, jollof & fried, to semo, to pounded yam, to ofada, to catfish, to moi moi,to salad, small chops, to shrimps. Drinks nko?chapman, cocktail wines, malts, 5alive etc.

    Had a good laugh.

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    1. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 20:56

      Taaa. And give no envelopes thereafter. Hungry mofos, una no dey cook for house nana. Mama put things.

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  33. GOOD-HEART9 July 2016 at 11:55

    Yoruba parry all the way joor
    Nice collection stells

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  34. Vivaciara9 July 2016 at 12:02

    Lol

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  35. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 12:12

    I want to rant o!!!
    Why do guys love women with more boobs and bum more than this ones who are on the normal side..
    No much boos and much bum.
    All these big booty gals and boobs getting them all ! Oluwa give me more boobs and bum nah to build my confidence..
    Is there something I can do or where I can go to ?
    I seriously need it o}crying #
    I'm tired of padding #crying#

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    1. Anonymous gangster.9 July 2016 at 16:45

      Most of those endowed women are used as girlfriends or side boos. Ain't no man wants to see his wife's boobs n ass dragging on the ground at age 60 or less! Love ur body babe, trust me!

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    2. Unknown9 July 2016 at 17:08

      1st of all stop padding. Its a bigger turn off. Wat is d most attractive feature abt u? Package and flaunt it like crazy.
      I am lucky to have a small waist compared to my hip md bum but my bra size no gree pass 34B. I flaunt my bum like say e dey heavy me. I love high waist jeans and high waist pencil skirts cos dey show my small waist and huggable bum nd hips. If u have a nice face,long hair nice skin watever.. Just emphasize it. Confidence is everything.

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    3. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 20:57

      You wanna carry about Cathedral Bells? Ask miss Aboki how far, e dey heavy

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  36. Moncoeur's behbeh9 July 2016 at 12:18

    Imperial leather, long lasting luxury all the time. We practically had our bathroom window covered with imperial leather stickers, lol. Dem days though.

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  37. Anonymous9 July 2016 at 12:30

    lol funny pastor

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  38. Ms nelly9 July 2016 at 13:30

    Lmao����

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  39. Tetrina9 July 2016 at 13:38

    Lol@ head for carrying load.

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  40. Mrs. Romas9 July 2016 at 14:53

    Funny stuff lol.

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  41. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 9 July 2016 at 15:33

    Oooh I love me some kanye.

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  42. Unknown9 July 2016 at 17:17

    Lmao

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  43. FCO9 July 2016 at 17:40

    LOL. She said she was a virgin indeed. I bet one juju man gave her stuff to use & promised her that her vjj will be as tight as ever & he will not find out.

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  44. Unknown9 July 2016 at 17:57

    Hahahahaha I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, I was naked.

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