Saturday Laughs.

 LMAO...happy Saturday People -Enjoy!

Laugh wan kill me...

A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his

patients have been cured of madness, so he

assembled them in a classroom and drew a big car

on the board.

He then told the class that if anyone could push the car on the board, that person would

receive a gift of N20,000 and would be free to go

home.

On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to

push the car except one young lady who remained

in her seat at the back smiling. The psychiatrist with joy and excitement on his face

seeing that somebody has been cured of madness

went to her and asked, "You, why

didn’t you join your mates to push the car"?

She replied "don't mind those mad people, they are

just fooling themselves . . . Hahaha, they don't know that the car key is in my pocket.

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MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH AN ONLINE GIRL. 

Girls are cheap.

I have tried to convince this girl on facebook and BBM to visit me but she always tell me that she is busy. Her profile pictures was always tempting her curves, her boobs name it everything make sense.

I decided to take it to another level at my own expense. . .

Hope you know what I mean?

So at last I was able to decode her to give me her number, I called her immediately to confirm if it was really her number.

We talked for a while and I discovered that she just lives a stone throw from my place, I said within me;

"Kai see food oo"

As an award winning womanizer convincing her was just like counting A,B,C.

She promised me that she will visit me next week Thursday.

Thursday seemed too far but that was just the price to enter her honey pot.

Thursday finally came, I called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was still coming. She said in affirmative, I arranged my room immediately, bought 8 condoms (Guess it was too much)

Around 10.am she knocked on my door, she dressed seductively and was charming . . .

I chuckled" Today na Today"

I laughed within me. . . .

You know why I de laugh?

Because I just draw ur attention now.

See as you dey serious de read this story. . .

My dear I wish you can learn how to read your bible like dis. . . I bet you God will like it and be happy.

See your head!

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L A U G H !  L A U G H !!   L A U G H ! ! !

One day, Ben went to church to pray. 

God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?

Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"

God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".

Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Baptist Girls High School.

Next time pray rightly by being specific in your request(s) to God so as not to be like Ben .‎