Saturday Laughs

Have a good day and enjoy the Laughs..

😂 😂 😂 I cant stop laffin

Just love this kids

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!! 👌 😳

😂 😂 😂

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North

America .

JOSEPH: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered

America ?

CLASS: Joseph.

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TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math

multiplication on the floor?

WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.

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TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?'

ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I

spell it.

(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for

water?

REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

REBECCA: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have

today that we didn't have ten years ago.

MOSES: Me!

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TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?

ABRAHAM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than

you are.

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TEACHER: Hannah , give me a sentence starting with '

I. '

HANNAH: I is...

TEACHER: No, Hannah ...... always say, 'I am.'

HANNAH: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the

alphabet'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped

down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't

punish him?

PETER: Because George still had the axe in his

hand......

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TEACHER: Now, Racheal , tell me frankly, do you say

prayers before eating?

RACHAEL : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good

cook.

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TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on 'My Dog' is

exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

KEHINDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps

on talking when people are no longer interested?

FEMI: A teacher